The next morning Harry and his friends went to Hagrids hut for mythical creatures class.
As they got there they heard the entire class gasp as instead of seeing Hagrid it was Molly and Arthur Weasley, both armed with fully loaded Winchester semi automatic shotguns.
Molly then addressed the confused class:
"Welcome motherfuckers today we are hunting unicorns!"Molly belched as Ronald and Ginerva clapped and whistled and soon joined their mother up front and made out with both Molly and Arthur .
"Mooma I dink dat bwook warem Gwanga want sumtin!" Ginny said seductively as she winked at Harry and played with Ronald's junk.
"Da Fuck you want nerd! Molly sneered at Hermoine.
"Actually Mrs Weasley yesterday with Hagrid we learning about centaurs and Hunting unicorns is illegal and... Hermoine said as she was cut off by Molly who fired her shotgun in the air terrifying all the students
"Silence!" Molly hissed as she aimed the shotgun at Hermoine meanwhile Ronald and Ginerva snuck into the forbidden forest and began ripping each others clothes off
For Harry this was all weird but the strangest part to him was that Dumbledore was flying around on a firebolt monitoring the class
After 10 minutes and several life threatening threats by Molly at Gunpoint the class was off to hunt unicorns except for Ron Ginny and Arthur who were all undressed and making intense love in the forest.
Harry was alone in the woods until he heard a crack then suddenly out of the bushes a naked Molly came and hit Harry with a branch.
Harry tried to fight back but he froze in place after seeing Mollys rather large package . Harry then passed out and a hard Molly took the initiative. "Dumbledore got plans for you! "Molly belched after she was finished with him