Chapter 3: Getting Set For The Debate
Meanwhile at the White House and the president's office Obama sits in his chair and is on his cell phone with his wife Michelle Obama. "Oh really (Laughs) so are they still open (Indistinct) yes I will buy them raffle tickets" said Obama. Just then Obama receives a incoming call from his phone speaker on his desk. "Mr. President Joe Biden is here to see you" said phone speaker. "Send him in (To Michelle) ok honey I have to go bye I love you" said Obama. Joe Biden enters Obama's office. "Hello there Mr. President so are you ready for your big debate tonight?" said Joe. "Ready I was born ready ever since I became president and so this cocksucker Romney think he can put me out of business" said Obama. "That white motherfucker doesn't even know what's coming" said Joe. "So anything new from Mitt Romney?" said Obama. "According to our female friend the one that took her friends here that day just to tell us that the Internet bill was just a major fraud" said Joe. "Spencer" said Obama. "Yeah her she send me a message on twitter not too long ago and says that once Mitt Romney becomes president he will cancel PBS which means there will be no more Sesame Street" said Joe. "Now that motherfucking cocksucking piece of shit has lost his mind I can't wait until this debate starts because I have so much I want to tell him "said Obama. "I would be careful if I were you because there is also rumors that you will get assassinated on Election Day" said Joe. "The motherfucker thinks I am Martin Luther King" said Obama. "Probably the quotes you often use on your speech" said Joe. "True but I was referring to him being assassinated" said Obama. "Oh ok so do you have any other plans on how to take on Mitt Romney?" said Joe. "It's all in my head you don't have to worry about a thing" said Obama. "Alright Mr. President" said Joe. "Alright that's it going to take a shower so I want you to contact the wife and my kids because we're taking the flight to Denver" said Obama. "Will do Mr. President" said Joe.
