Chapter 7: Mitt Romney's Plan
The scene changes to Big Shell at Ocelot's conference room where he has a meeting with Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. "So Governor Romney and Paul Ryan what is ya'll business here?" said Ocelot. "Well how would you like to make some real money?" said Romney. Romney takes out of bag of money and drops it on the table to reveal shit loads of cash. "Hmm now you're talking so who do I have to murder or kidnap?" said Ocelot. "I am requesting a murder sir" said Romney. "Wow I knew this was coming since our first plan with the Internet bill didn't turn out so well thanks to Spencer and her crew" said Ocelot. "Her crew?" said Paul. "Her boyfriend and some dopy looking motherfucker" said Ocelot. "Oh yeah I know who you talking about now" said Paul. "So anyway the 2012 Presidential Debate is tonight and me and Paul are catching the flight out of here in 45 minutes so all you need to do is just sneak into the area and when I give you the signal at the right time I want you to shoot that black motherfucker in the brains and try to make the assassination look random without getting caught" said Romney. "Well I doubt I would kill Obama without being detected but as long as that black motherfucker is dead my Big Shell business wouldn't try to go bankrupt every 2 seconds and I would hire you two as my loyal backups" said Ocelot. "What about Makarov?" said Romney. "He got things to do in the Middle East" said Ocelot. "And this A person?" said Romney. The A person turns out to be Mona and she was a double crosser" said Ocelot. "What she do?" said Romney. "The reason why she joined me is so she can have sex with Spencer and thanks to that bitch Spencer she gave Mona some of her pussy and now Spencer and Mona are together again" said Ocelot. "Now this Spencer girl seems like a threat and rumor has it is she is trying to bring me and Paul Ryan down" said Romney. "Do you think we should kill Spencer?" said Paul. "No Paul let Spencer live we would like to keep her as our ace in the hole" said Romney. "But what about the woman?" said Paul. "What woman?" said Romney. "The girl Spencer was fucking" said Paul. "Mona well she was a disgrace to all of us but it's not the best time to take her out Spencer loves her and cares so much about her" said Romney. "She's currently dating this Ricky Underwood feller Lord knows when Spencer starts develop emotional feelings towards them" said Ocelot. "You're right Mr. Ocelot so anyway the money is yours once that black cocksucker is dead" said Romney. "And he is going to pay for what he did to Bin Laden" said Paul. "Bin Laden did what he had to do yes it was devastating but he didn't deserve to go out like that" said Romney. "So what time is ya'll flight again?" said Ocelot. "In 30 minutes" said Romney. "Alright count me in let's get this shit over with and by tomorrow Obama won't be saying yes he can" said Ocelot.