Chapter 6: The 2012 Presidential Debate Begins
At the University Of Denver at the debating room the debate has just about to begin as Jim Lehrer is hosting and the scene also switches to Amy's house and in the living room Ashley sitting on the couch noticing the debate is coming on. "Mom and Dad the debate is starting" said Ashley. "Coming" said George. George and Anne comes in the living and sat on the couch between Ashley. "Did it start yet?" said Anne. "It's about to" said Ashley. "I wonder how its gonna go down" said George. "Obama is gonna tell Romney off just you wait" said Anne. Back at the debate Ocelot is seen laying flat on his stomach on the catwalk holding his sniping wait for the right moment to snip Obama. "Our boy is right on schedule (Reloads sniper rifle) he will know soon enough" said Ocelot. "The debate is about to begin please remain quiet and be sure to have your cell phones or iPhones on silent and I present you Jim Lehrer" said VO. Jim stands at his desk hooked with the microphone and is starting. "Thank you for for coming here in Denver or watching this at home and welcome to the 2012 Presidential Debate a week before election down where we listen to Governor Mitt Romney and President Barack Obama's expression about the economy and with each other as I present you the two competitors ya'll may come out now Mr. Mitt Romney and Mr. President Barack Obama" said Jim. The audience claps as Obama and Romney comes out stage and little did everywhere knew Romney looks at the ceiling and sees Ocelot with his sniping and nods at him indicating he see him. "Ok now just for the right time you black bastard you'll no longer be President" said Ocelot. Obama and Romney sits on their seats. "And now I present you the two representors Paul Ryan and Joe Biden" said Jim. Paul and Joe comes out of backstage and stands in their positions as the audience claps. "Thank you all for joining tonight and we are here to expression ya'll actions an as for Romney we'll have him express on why he wants to be President, so anyway who wants to go first?" said Jim. "I'll go first" said Obama. Obama gets out of his seat to make his statement. Back at Amy's house in the living room Anne is getting all hype to see Obama. "Oh look at President Obama" said Anne. "He's about to give Romney a piece of his mind" said George. "Oh my god he looks like Billy Dee (Claps in rhythm) Billy Dee, Billy Dee, Billy Dee (Stops clapping) Billy Dee Obama" said Anne. "Mom SHH" said Ashley. At the debate Obama is starting his speech. "I am very honored that I was able to make it to the debate tonight as we all know that Election Day is 1 week away and I've been President for 4 years since I got elected in 2008 and I know I can make this world so even better than before cause yes I can but anyway being President took a lot out of me and I didn't think I was able to pull it off but it was worth it, like the time I had Osama Bin Laden killed because he was responsible for the events of 9/11 many people has died that day and Bush failed to prevent this but at least Biden paid the price" said Obama. "Of course he was one of my mentor of course you killed him you black fuck" said Ocelot. "For the passed 4 years I made great progress at being President I reduced the gas price and owned a care center called the Obamacare and lots of people loved it so much" said Obama. Mitt Romney is seen scoffing. "And there were times when I made a mistake when I was being manipulated by the gray haired cocksucker Revolver Ocelot and had me terminate the Internet promising me for cash" said Obama. Ocelot gets really agitated him Obama named drops him and feels ready to pull the trigger on him. "You just had to go there you black ass nigger that's right fall right into your own trap" said Ocelot. "All Ocelot wanted was to keep is Big Shell up and running and blame us for stealing his money by going on the Internet to look things up on Facebook or watching Let's Plays on YouTube or even watch porn or Japanese Hentai I mean what kind of bitch ass white cracker would do some shit like that" said Obama. The scene switches to Amy's house in the living room. "This Ocelot guy sounds like he had what's coming to him" said Ashley. "Wait Ocelot I know that man he was the motherfucker that claims he dropped the treasure of money in the volcano but turned out to be a bunch of dead cut up dicks at Lava Island" said George. "EWWW dead really" said Ashley. The scene switches back to the debate. "If it wasn't for Spencer Hastings Ricky Underwood and Ben Boykewich I would've never saw Ocelot's true colors and ya'll Internet would've been banned for good so Spencer and her two friends deserves more credit I can admit and because of them I was able to destroy the bad bill and turned ya'll Internet back on" said Obama. The scene switches to Amy's living room. "Ocelot can surly make a good republican" said George. "Shit tell me about it" said Ashley. "If Ocelot does decides to run for President god only knows how fucked up this world may get" said Anne. The scene switches back to the debate. "This Ocelot is no good and when you see him do not hang out with him, I even heard that he was also responsible for the PSN to be hacked and once again it was Spencer Hastings that saved the day especially when she got her friend to betray Ocelot and prevent him from hacking ya'll passwords" said Obama. "And what does any of this has to do with this debate and Election Day?" said Romney. "Shh Mr. Romney it's not your turn" said Jim. "Fuck that you said we can speak our minds (Gets up from his seat) now Mr. President you may have been corrupted by Ocelot and let Spencer Hastings save you but do you even think you're making this debate all about Spencer and her two male friends when they have nothing to do with what's going on tonight?" said Romney. "No sir I'm just saying ever since I became President and what's been happening happened for a reason like where would I be now right" said Obama. "Um I don't follow" said Romney. "Of course not you lack of vision, I see a place where people get on and off the freeway on and off, off and on all day all night" said Obama. Romney stands there looks confused. "In the next 4 years my presidential work will be a strings of a gas stations inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food, tire salons automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see, my god it'll be beautiful" said Obama. "Come on nobody is going to drive this lousy freeway when they can take a red car for a nickle" said Romney "Oh they'll drive, they'll have to, see I bought the red car so I could dismantle it" said Obama. The scene switches to Amy's living room. "Have any idea what the fuck they're talking about?" said Anne. "About a few months ago Obama was trying to own a Freeway and come up with decent of prices so in order to do so he had to buy a red car that was used in the 1940s at Los Angeles and had to break it" said George. "Is that even legal?" said Anne. "Hey babe these motherfuckers are politicians they can do anything to can power and respect" said George.