Chris: (Voice-over as clips from the last episode play) "Last time on Total Drama: I welcomed the All-Stars plus Trent and Sam (Laughs) to the newly decontaminated island. Then, it was Heroes VS Villains, diving into shark-infested waters in search of the one key that would unlock the door to the all-new McLean Spa Hotel, for winners only. Despite his fear of sharks, Scott did hold the key to the spa hotel, and victory for the Villainous Vultures. Gwen tried to apologize to Courtney, but failed. While Trent was on the chopping block, the Heroic Hamsters bid farewell to Lindsay via, our newest and most humiliating "commode" of transportation, the Flush of Shame". (Cut to Chris and Chef grinning on the Dock of Shame.) "Who will be next to pop through the pooper? Find out right now, on Total Drama All-Stars!"

(Opening credits.)

Inside of the boy's side of the loser cabin, on one bunk bed: Mike on the bottom bunk. On the other bunk: Cameron on top bunk and Sam on the bottom bunk. There's a mosquito buzzing around, and Mike is mumbling in his sleep as his personalities.

Mike: (Mumbling in his sleep, as Chester) "There's a storm 'a coming dagnabbit! (Gasps, now as Svetlana) "I'm scared! After all zese years, he's going to return!" (Gasps, as Vito) "Ayo, how we gonna stop this goombah?" (Gasps, as Manitoba) "Hush it, mates; Mike is waking up!" (Wakes up, as his normal self, still groggy; looks around) Uh… huh, wuzzat? Did you guys say something?"

(The rest of the boys are still peacefully asleep. The mosquito lands on Sam's ear, and drains an absurd amount of blood, leaving Sam rather pale, groaning. Then Mike shrugs & goes back to sleep.

(Cut to the Spa hotel, we cut inside to a fancy looking dining room with chandeliers hanging from the ceiling, Gwen is sitting on one end with a plate of pancakes, and Scott at the other end with a plate full of sausages. The butler lays down a plate of pancakes next to Scott's seat.)

Scott: "Oh I am digging this. I can't wait to be a millionaire".

(Duncan sits down next to Scott)

Duncan: "Yeah, this is the life!" (Scott grabs the plate of sausages and starts chowing it down without utensils) "And if we keep winning challenges, we can live like this all season!" (Raises glass, Scott does the same) "To villainy!" (They clink their glasses)

Gwen: is moping

Duncan: (Slightly concerned) " You alright Doll-Face?"

Gwen: (Looks up, stuttering) "Wha-oh, uh, nothing, just, uh, y'know, wondering how Lightning's doing on Boney Island?"

CONFESSIONAL

Gwen: "Ok, I'm really upset my apology attempt to Courtney failed. However, I won't give up".

(Cut to Boney Island with stormy skies, lightning crackling up above. Lightning is crouching on a rock and clutching a stick, determinedly scanning the water below him. A catfish swims by Lightning's rock, and he swings his stick into the water, sending the fish flying out of the water and landing on the beach)

Lightning: Ha, fish, you've been struck by Lightning!" (One of the monster geese that inhabit Boney Island flies by, grabbing the fish in its mouth) "Oh no you don't!" (leaps off the rock and grabs the other end of the fish, playing tug of war with the goose, the goose pulls him off camera. A bunch of punching and painful squawks are heard. Lightning walks back on screen carrying the battered dead catfish in his hand, victorious) "WHOO!" (Eats the fish in one bite. Then his stomach gurgles) "Sha-dang, this fish is swimming back upstream!" (His cheeks bulge and he runs behind a rock to puke)

(Cut back to the hotel, Jo is now sitting in between Duncan. The butler lays a plate of steaks in front of Jo.)

Jo: "I just hope Lightning doesn't find the invincibility statue, if we don't vote him off soon, he'll be too strong for us to beat later!"

Scott: (Contemplating) "So maybe we should do it right away...Throw the next challenge."

Jo: "Pfft.. And give up all of this? No way!" (Grabs a bunch of steaks with a fork.)

(Cut to the spa hotel's massage table, where Heather is relaxing.

CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "I can get used to this".

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Outside the girl cabin, Courtney is standing, but notices Trent and Sam approaching them.

Courtney: (Annoyed): "What do the two of you want"?

Trent: "Mike, Zoey and Cameron are a strong trio".

Courtney: "I agree. They'll take us out before each other".

Trent: "Exactly, which is why I think we should form an alliance".

Courtney is shocked.

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "Trent and strategy?"

END OF CONFESSIONAL.

Sam: "I'm in".

Courtney: "I know they are dangerous, but didn't say anything because I didn't believe you two would be aware. No offense".

Trent: "I need to play differently this time".

CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "I dodged a bullet last night, so I need to make the most of my second chance. This alliance can keep me safe.

Sam: "I was on season 4 with Mike, Zoey and Cameron, but was never aligned with them, and they haven't approached me so far. So, I'm with Trent and Courtney".

CONFESSIONAL ENDS.

Chris: (Through the intercom) "Attention Campers, It's challenge time! Get your hineys over to the beach, pronto!"

Cut to the beach, the teams on two platforms, minus Lightning; there is a line separating sides of the beach made in stone, and Chris is sitting in his own stand similar to announcer boxes at game stadiums, wearing a red beret, a red ascot, and sunglasses. Gwen climbs up on the villains' platform, and Duncan winks at her, only to be not noticed.

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "Ignoring Duncan may help me make things right with Courtney".

END OF CONFESSIONAL.

Chris: "Ooh, somebody's invisible!" (Chuckles) "Harsh! TV couples, is it ever a good idea?"

(A horn honks as the former Boat of Losers speeds by, Lightning performing a perfect summersault and landing with ease on the Villains' platform.)

Scott: (Prodding Lightning with his elbow) "Any luck finding the invincibility statue?"

Lightning: (Smugly flexing) "No need, I am an invincibility statue!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Lightning: "Arrogant? Be fair now; look at me." (Flexes his muscles) "Sha-yeah!"

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Chris: "Our interns have buried 3d puzzle pieces all over the beach. Nine pieces per team; find all your pieces and assemble them on your platform to recreate one of the landmarks visited on our world tour. First to finish, wins."

(Sam walks to the heroes' platform, looking a bit pale.)

Zoey: (Concerned) "Sam? Are you ok?"

Sam: (Groans) "Feeling woozy.. K-kinda drained a little.. A lot.." (Sighs & almost falls on Cameron.) "Not sure why.."

Chris: "Since the Villainous Vultures won the first challenge; they get to dig with shovels."(Calling out) "Incoming!"

Chef, who is still in the Boat of Losers, tosses 7 shovels at the villains. The shovels fly through the air, Heather flinches to avoid the shovel till Duncan catches it, as does Sierra and Jo, and Scott is hit in the face with his. Gwen covers her eyes in fear, but Lightning catches the shovel and hands it to her.)

Gwen: "Uh.. Thanks!"

Lightning: (Catches two shovels without looking) "Sha-yoink!"

Heather: (walks up to Lightning, annoyed) "Um, shovel please!"

Lightning: "Nuh-uh, I need both! When this one gets tired, I'll use this one!"

The camera cut to Gwen as a sharp thwack is heard, Heather walking off with a dented shovel, and Lightning with a shovel shaped dent in his face, falling over.

Sam: (Walking to the edge of the platform, not looking.) "Hey.. Where are our shov-" (Suddenly he falls off the platform into the sand. & sighs. Then the sand suddenly collapses under him revealing a moat.)

Chris: "And getting on and off your platforms will be challenging, due to the moats." (Jo pokes at the sand with her shovel, making the moat appear) "That are filled with-"

Sam: (Screaming) "Crabs!" (The crabs continue to shove him down the moat.)

Chris: (Giggles) "I don't know why, but it gets funnier every time."

Lightning: "No big thing for Light-oh-ning!" (Jumps off the platform) "Sha-bam!" (He lands safely, but a board springs up from the sand and conks him on the face, launching him into the pit, the other villains, except Duncan, look confused and concerned. Duncan just smiles.)

Chris: "And you might wanna watch out for booby traps in the sand."

Mike: "What are we supposed to dig with?"

Chris: Sorry, shovels are for winners only." (Laughs) "I guess you'll have to use your hands. Your challenge starts now!" (Pulls out an air horn and blasts it)

(The Heroes still on top of the platform [Zoey, Mike, Cameron, Trent Courtney, and Sam] huddle into a small group.)

Zoey: "We should divide our area into sections that each dig into one."

Courtney: "No, let's separate the beach into quadrant each pick up quadrant."

Cameron: "That's exactly what Zoey said."

Trent: "Yea Courtney".

Courtney: "Then good! We will use the plan that Zoey & I came up with."

Trent: (Awkward): "Ok"?

Zoey: (Puts her hand in the center) "Go team!"

Mike /Cameron: (Put their hands in the center) "GO TEAM!"

Trent: "Let's do this".

CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "We need a win. I don't want to go back to the elimination ceremony after last night".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(By now the villains are on the beach digging, except for Jo and Heather)

Jo: "Strategy, people! Stra-te-gy! We should start from one end, and dig to the other one in a straight line!"

Heather: (Getting in Jo's face) "And what if the pieces are all at the far end, huh, huh?! We need two lines that push towards the center. Right, guys?"

Lightning: (Runs past them) "Ain't nobody telling Lightning where to dig! I'm my own man!" (Standing in the ocean trying to "dig" into it)

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: (groans) "I can't believe Lightning made it to last season's finale! Does he ever sha-shut up?!"

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Cut to the Heroes' side. Cameron discovers a beeping red light, he touches it explodes suddenly, sending him flying backs and clothes flying everywhere.)

Chris: (Grinning) Eww, Chef's dirty laundry! (Cameron pulls a piece of underwear off his face, about to barf) Pretty stinky!"

(Cameron tosses the dirty underwear away, and then gasps as he sees a fedora on the ground. Grinning, he walks over to Mike with the fedora)

Cameron: "Here, we could use some of Manitoba Smith's treasure hunting skills right about now."

(Cameron puts the hat on Mike, making him gasp. He stands up smiling confidently as Manitoba Smith. His arms start spinning like a wheel and dives into the ground, sending the ground into tremors. He comes up seconds later with a piece of the puzzle in his hands: a white base of a statue)

Manitoba: "G'day, beauty!" (Tosses the piece onto the platform. Manitoba walks up to Zoey and sits next to her) "Phew, looks like the real treasure is right here beside me!" (Laughs, winking awkwardly) "Wink-wink."

Heather: "Fine. We'll work in a circular motion, towards the center."

Jo: "No, start with the corners, then move to the center, and zigzag!"

Gwen: (Sighs annoyed) "Some team."

Heather: "Exactly! And a team without a leader is like a horse without a head; it just runs around, blind. A team needs a leader, which should be me".

Heather: "No, I should!"

Jo: "Let's let the team decide."

Heather: "Fine!" (Jo and Heather walk away from each other, calling and whistling for different teammates.)

(All the villains are lined up, Jo and Heather standing in front of them on opposite ends)

Jo: (Holding up her shovel) "Attention team! I am your leader!"

Heather: "No, I am!" (Jams her shovel back into the sand, a small clang is heard) "I found a piece!" (She digs it out, revealing a black statue base. Heather picks it up and starts carrying it towards the platform.)

Jo: (Runs over to Heather, grabs the other end of the piece) "You'd never have found it without me!" (They tug at it until they accidently drop it on Jo's foot, she screams.)

Heather: (Smirking) "Oops, sorry."

Jo pushes Heather into the moat; crabs swarm her.

Lightning finds something".

Lightning: "This is nothing".

He throws it and hits Jo, who then falls into the moat. She grunts as she is being attacked by the crabs.

Chris: (Laughs) "Two booby traps, two puzzle pieces, and two deliciously evil moats! It's still anyone's game, but it won't be for long, right here on Total Drama All-Stars!"

(Commercial break)

Trent and Gwen encounter each other, as they find themselves digging around the same area, but on opposite sides.

Gwen: "Hey." She says with a smile".

Trent: "Hey, how's it going"?

Gwen: "Good". (She becomes sad.) "Courtney still hates me"?

Trent frowns.

Trent: "Yea, but don't lose hope".

Gwen smiles.

CONFESSIONAL

Gwen: "Trent is a good and supportive friend. I wish Duncan would be as supportive".

Trent: "I hope Gwen and Courtney can make up".

END OF CONFESSIONAL.

Duncan is watching from afar, and becomes suspicious.

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "I'm keeping an eye on Trent".

END OF CONFESSIONAL

(Cameron walks by, accidentally stepping on a platform that sends him flying. Scott laughs at him until Cameron falls on top of him, sending him skidding. Cameron gets up and runs off, leaving Scott behind. When Scott gets up, he finds an uncovered piece of the puzzle)

Scott: "Alright!" (Tosses the piece up onto the platform)

Chris: "And that's two for the villains!"

Lightning gets a piece and throws it on the platform.

Sierra has a dug a huge hole and is inside.

Sierra: "I thought this looked like Cody". She said while holding something.

CONFESSIONAL:

Sierra: "Cody, I will find one".

END OF CONFESSIONAL

(Cut to Zoey attempting to lift an uncovered piece unsuccessfully; until Manitoba runs over, still smirking)

Manitoba: "That's alright, sweetheart; don't strain yourself, allow me!" (Starts to pull at the piece instead)

Zoey: (Slightly touched) "Well, if you insist..." (Suddenly, a cannon pops out of the sand, Manitoba ducking as it shoots out a boxing glove, missing Manitoba and instead hitting Courtney into the crustacean pit, making her scream and run out of the pit.)

Gwen: (Smiling as she pulls out another puzzle piece) "Yes! Got one!"

Duncan: (Walking over) "Way to go Gwen-" (Suddenly a platform pops out of throwing sand in his face, causing Gwen to giggle & walk away.)

Jo: "Ha! Finally!" (Pulls a piece out of the hole)

Lightning: (Jumps in, snatching Jo's piece) "Lightning to the rescue! Way to go, me!" (Runs off)

Jo: "Hey!"

Trent is digging but then a punching glove emerges from his digging spot and punches him in the face. Trent falls down as a result and groans in pain.

Chris and Chef laugh. Trent glares at them.

Sam: (Walking and carrying another piece) "Check it out guys, I found-" (Suddenly a pole rises out of the ground, nailing Sam in the groin, making him speak in a squeaky voice.) "Another one!"

Chris: (Offering Chef a bowl of cashews) "Nuts?"

Chef: "No thanks."

Manitoba: (Tossing another piece of the statue, a familiar-looking head, up on the platform) "Another! It's like taking vegemite from a roo!" (Smirking to Zoey) "I could show you how sometime."

Zoey: (Nervously) "Heh, no thanks, with Mike maybe. (Walks off)

Manitoba: "Yup, she's a loyal one! Mike knows how to pick 'em."

(Gwen is digging when suddenly a big water shoots out like a geyser. As she groaned in annoyance. Chef and Chris fist bump at her annoyed expression.)

Trent and Courtney are digging.

Trent: "Who do you want out if we lose"?

Courtney: "Zoey is the biggest threat of the trio".

Trent: "Yes, but if we go into a tie vote, there will be a tiebreaker, and Zoey has a good shot to win. Cameron may be able to win as well.

Courtney: "So, it's settled, we go for Mike".

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "Trent is gaming more than I expected him to, but I'm the one in charge". (She says in a serious tone.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL

Lightning: (Carries two pieces on his arms, throws them up with the others. Starts talking to his biceps) "Aren't you beautiful?" (Kisses them) "Look at gorgeous you!" (Kisses the other biceps) Sexy beast!" (Kisses them)

(Scott steps over the line between the two sides, whistling innocently. When the Heroes aren't looking, Scott pokes holes into the ground, on the third poke a clang is heard. Scott digs and finds one of the Heroes' puzzle pieces. Snickering, he digs a hole on the villains side and starts reburying it)

Manitoba: (Looking at Scott suspiciously, gets in his face) What are you DOING, kookaburra?

Scott: (Smugly yet innocently) "Whatever do you mean?"

Manitoba glares and sticks his finger in his mouth then scoops the sand where Scott had dug with his finger. He licks the sand off his finger, his eyes widening, then he reaches deep into the sand and pulls out the piece that Scott buried.

Manitoba: "Ha!" (Pulls Scott closer by his t-shirt, smirking) "Nice try, you wily dingo!" (Scott steps back, pressing a hidden pressure pad in the sand, releasing a swarm of bees).

Scott: (Panicking) "Bees... BEES!"

(Scott hastily swings around and whacks Manitoba on the head with his shovel, sending him falling into the dirt and knocking him unconscious).

(Zoom in to the inside of Manitoba/Mike's mind. Inside reveals a small room made out of pink brain matter, with a large picture of Mike adorning a wall, and a table where Vito, Chester, and Svetlana are playing cards.)

Svetlana: (Tossing her cards down) Go with the fishing!

Vito: Ayo, it's go fish, not 'fishing'!"

(Suddenly, Manitoba falls from the ceiling)

Chester: "Aw, that can't be good..."

Manitoba: (Stands back up) "Hey, do you feel that? ...The Malevolent One... He's coming!" (The other personalities except Vito, shriek in horror. Then they turn to the portrait of Mike, which quickly burned away to a shadowy silhouetted picture of Mike, with hair drooped over one eye and an evil smirk. As the camera pans back to reality, to the unconscious Mike, Zoey's voice becomes more clearer.)

Zoey: "Mike, Miike! Mike!" (Zoey is kneeling next to Mike)

Mike: (Groans awake. Sits up to rub his head) "Ughh, my head..."

Zoey: (Concerned) "You alright?"

Mike: (Standing back up, grabbing his fedora) "I'm ok. (He puts the fedora on as he walks away, Scott still running from the bees in the background. Mike's eyes widen in realization) "Huh, weird, I can't find Manitoba..."

Heather is digging, but no luck.

CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "This is beneath me".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cameron struggles to carry a puzzle piece and he comes across Trent.)

Cameron: "Hey Trent, how's it going?"

Trent: "No luck, but good that you found one".

Cameron gives the piece to Trent, as he throws the piece into the platform.)

Cameon: "Now we've got 7 out of 8 pieces left!"

Trent: "We're doing good".

Zoey: "You guys start working on the puzzle. We'll keep digging!"

Sam (Laying on the floor for air): "Yeah, good plan.. I just need to catch my breath.."

(Just at that moment, a platform springs straight out of the ground, launching Sam into the air, before he lands in the ocean; he bounces off a conveniently passing boat, and lands in the ocean.)

Chris: (Innocently hiding a smirk) "When we did our safety test that boat wasn't there."

Chef: "As if we test these things."

Sam: (Rises up,) "YEOW! Jellyfish!" (Runs to the shore.) "It stung my butt!" (Then Scott, Mike, Jo, Heather, Courtney & Duncan all start laughing at him. While Zoey looks concerned at Mike.)

Zoey: (To Mike) "Mike? Why are you laughing".

Mike: (Still laughing) "Cause, the only cure for a jellyfish sting is to pee on it!"

(Zoey gasps in shock.)

(Sam runs into the ocean, & starts peeing on it, then he rises up & sighs in relief.)

Zoey: (Disgusted) "Ew!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Sam: "Well, no one else was gonna pee on me." (Chuckles) "Huh, I guess that is a weird sentence.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(All eight of the found pieces lay on the platform, as Trent and Cameron look them over.)

Cameron: "A book, a crown… What the heck are we supposed to be building? …Wait, I got it, these pieces make the statue of liberty!"

Lightning: (Holding up another piece of the puzzle) "That's 8! Let's start sha-building!" (Lightning runs past Alejandro and Gwen, who quickly follow, along with all the other villains. They all get on the platform.

Heather: "Come on people! Put this thing together already!"

Sierra: (To Duncan) "Try those two together! No, those two!"

Lightning: (Posing) "Lightning finds the final piece! I'm a hero! It's probably a statue of me! Being me!"

Gwen: "It's tall, whatever it is. And boxy, like a tower... oh, Big Ben!"

(The Heroes look over their statue, which looks exactly like the Statue of Liberty, only missing the torch arm)

Zoey: "One piece to go! It must be in Sam's quadrant!"

Sam: (Crawling) "Sorry guys, I'm moving as fast as I can."

Cameron: "All we need is the torch! Hurry!" (Courtney, Mike & Zoey jump off the platform)

Heather: (Notices that Big Ben is missing its clock face) "What's with the big hole?"

Gwen: "Maybe we put it together wrong..."

Lightning: (Annoyed) "Oh come on! Just get it sha-done!" (Grabs a crab, placing it where the clock would be. The crab snaps its claws, causing the whole thing to collapse.)

Jo: (Groans, everyone glaring at Lightning) You idiot!

Lightning: (Defensively) "Hey, it's not my fault you put it together wrong!"

Sierra: "We didn't put it together wrong, there are only 7 pieces!"

Jo: "Great. So Lightning miscounted." (Picks up shovel, she and the other villains walk back to the beach) "Come on, everyone, we've still got digging to do."

Lightning: "I counted 8"!

(Zoey and Mike are trying to shove Sam from the spot he collapsed on.)

Zoey: (Noticing the buried piece) "The torch!"

(Zoey pulls the piece out, the Heroes cheering her on, and she pole-vaults it at the statue, making it land safely on the now completed Lady Liberty, as they cheer.)

Chris: "And The Heroic Hamsters win!"

(The Villains groan in disappointment, while the Heroes cheer.)

Trent: "We did it".

Chris: "Ahem, I do require a volunteer for exile duty!"

Trent: (Pulls away from Courtney & raises her hand.) "I'll go!"

Courtney is shocked.

Trent: "I'm taking one for the team".

CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "The invincibility statue will be good to have".

END OF CONFESSIONAL

(Chef then takes Trent to the boat, then he waves to everyone as the boat takes his to Boney Island.)

Courtney is about to walk away.

Gwen: "Hey Courtney".

Courtney glares at Gwen.

Gwen: "I wanna say congrats on your team-Whoa!"

(Gwen steps on another hidden booby trap, a spring shoots up launching a garbage bag flying up into the air. Gwen quickly slams her shovel into the garbage bag, sending it flying into Courtney. Gwen gasps in shock, as Courtney coughs, having rotten watermelon on her face. Chris claps sarcastically.)

Gwen: "I'm sorry, that was an accident. I swear Courtney! Gwen pleads to Courtney, who just walks away angrily.

Duncan laughs.

Duncan: "Evil Gwen". He jokes.

Gwen glares at him.

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: Not cool Duncan".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Cut to the bonfire ceremony at night, the villains are on the stumps, while the heroes, except Trent, are in the peanut gallery.

Chris: "Welcome Hamsters, sit back, enjoy the show. Vultures, it's time for you to vote off your first villain."

The camera cuts to Mike, his hair drops down to cover one eye, and the one that wasn't covered has dark rings around it.

Mike: (Deeper voice with a reverberating effect) "One by one, they will all fall."

Zoey: "Huh? Did you say something, Mike?"

Mike: (Gasps, looking and speaking normally, oblivious to what he just said) "Ah, no, just sitting here."

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "Lightning just cost us the challenge but, Jo's annoying. Tough call, man."

Gwen: "Ugh, I don't know who to vote for. They're all evil!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: (Holding the cards) "The following vultures are safe for another day." (As Chris announces the name, the named person is tossed a marshmallow.) "Duncan, Gwen, Scott, Sierra & Heather! Lightning, you're on the chopping block for your crummy mass skills, & incessant bicep kissing."

Lightning: "Well, If they were yours, you would do it to!" (Kisses his becips.)

Chris: "And Jo, you're on the block for your annoyingly pushy campaign to send Lightning home."

Lightning: "You did what?!" (Jo smirks at him evily.)

Chris: "And tonight's loser is.."

(Camera pans to Jo, who was glaring at Chris, & Lightning kissing his becips. Until Chris slid the portrait to find out who got eliminated..)

Chris: "Lightning!"

(Everyone gasps in shock.)

Lightning: "Sha What"?

(Cut to the Flush of Shame, where Lightning, sits in the toilet, the Villains and Chris looking at her.)

Lightning: "Tossing away your strongest teammate is a

(Before he can finish, Chris activates the button, flushing Lightning through a huge scream.)

Chris: "I will not miss him." (Chuckles) "Who else is in line for a porcelain goodbye? Find out next time on Total Drama All-Stars!"

(End credits.)

Notes:

1. Trent showing some strategy this time.

2. Gwen explains why she is ignoring Duncan. Wish we saw this in the canon.

3. Mike not in good shape.