Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode's clips) "Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, Trent made an alliance with Sam and Courtney, and our heroes and villains went digging for buried treasure and uncovered a few nasty surprises." Scott villained up by trying to sabotage both the Heroes but got caught. Gwen tried to make nice with Courtney again, but once again failed. Ultimately, the Heroic Hamsters were victorious, and Lightning ousted 12 competitors left, which one of them get flushed next? Find out right now on Total Drama All-Stars!"
(Opening credits.)
In the boys cabin, they are lying in their beds.
Duncan: "Ugh, I had almost forgotten about these craptacular this is our only visit"
(On the other bunk bed, Lightning has the top bunk, while Scott has the bottom bunk. He looks unhappy sitting on the edge of the bed.)
Scott: (Flops down onto the bed, only to find it stiff) "Owww, I miss the hotel. Now that I know how rich people live, everything I used to love stinks!" (Throws his fist down, only to have his bed collapse under him). "Lousy bed".
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: "Scott's ok. With him you know what you're getting... which is crap, but still, nice to know."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
On the girls' side; Heather is on top of one bunk bed and Gwen is on the bottom. Heather and Gwen are arguing.)
Heather: "Jo has to go next"
Gwen: "Whatever, goodnight". She says annoyed".
Heather rolls her eyes.
CONFESSIONAL:
Heather: "Jo has to go".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Inside the girls' side of the spa hotel, Courtney is seen sleeping peacefully.
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "This is great. Trent shouldn't have volunteered to go to Boney Island."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
The boys' room in the spa hotel, Mike jumps into a bed, relaxing)
Mike: (Yawns) "This is amazing!"
Sam is relaxing on his bed.
Sam: "So much better than those crappy beds.
(Cut back to the girls' room, Courtney is still seen sleeping peacefully. but pans up to a shadowy Mike, bearing the same evil hair-down look from last episode. He opens a window, brings a hammer, smacks and puts a dent on a drawer.
Mike: (Gasps, returns to normal) "What the- how did I-" (Notices the make-up and gasps) "Oh no!
He walks off.
Courtney: (Wakes up, yawns, & rubs her eyes exhaustedly.) "What? Who's there?"
She notices a dent on the drawer, much to her confusion.
The following morning, the Heroes are eating breakfast.. The heroes sit at the table, all eating delicious food)
Mike: (Excited, clutching bacon in both hands) "Maple. Bacon? Let's never lose again!"
Sam: (Excited) "Mmm! These eggs are the best eggs I've ever had in my life!"
Chris: (Over loudspeaker) "Attention Campers, forest recon in five, over!"
On Boney island, Trent has dug up a few holes looking for the invincibility statue, but is unable to find it. He then hears a boat coming.
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: "I am unable to find the invincibility statue. Looks like it's time for me to go back".
END OF CONFESSIONAL
Cut to the 11 campers walking along the forest.
Heather: (Stops, calls Gwen over) "Hey, sorry about what happened yesterday; you're right, teamwork is key." (Offers hand) "Apology accepted?"
Gwen: "Wow, sure!" (Shakes Heather's hand)
CONFESSIONAL:
Heather: "Teamwork? (Scoff) don't make me barf! I am still gonna take control."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Jo: (Walks to Gwen) "OYou're right, teamwork all the way!" (Brings up her fist)".
Gwen: "Um.. Sure.." (Fist bumps Jo.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Jo: "I need Gwen on my side. The best way to do it–"
Heather: "-After all, where Gwen goes,"
Jo: "Her boyfriend follows."
Gwen: (Annoyed) "I know they're both trying to play me." (Excited) "And I love it! For once, I've got a little power around here! Go team Gwen!"
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Courtney walks behind Gwen and Duncan, glaring at Gwen
Gwen: (Growls) "Courtney's glaring at me, again! Can't you make her stop?"
Duncan: "No, I'm going to blank her like she's blanking at me, but let me know if she glares at me."
Gwen stops and sighs as Courtney walks past.
Chris: (Salutes, wearing a military helmet) "At ease, soldier!" (The campers all stop in front of him.) "Let's all welcome back exiled hamster, Trent!"
(Chef pulls up in his jeep carrying Trent. He hops off the jeep.)
Courtney: (Concerned) "How was exile?"
Trent: "Not bad".
Mike comes over.
Mike: "We saved some breakfast for you."
(Mike gave Trent some beacon.)
Trent: "Thanks." As he takes and then eats it.
Courtney smiles.
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "I didn't think highly of Trent in the previous seasons, but being with him now has made me realize he's a nice and genuine guy. Gwen was a fool to leave him."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: "Be ready for a painful twist on the war movie challenge from season two. There are two weapon caches in the heart of this forest. The big one is filled with state of the art paintball weaponry, and the little one has a bunch of crappy old paintball slingshots. Whoever gets there first gets their pick, and then you've gotta pick off the get one point for each opponent you splatter; first team to 6 points wins, and one of the losers will get someone flushed tonight".
Duncan: (Scoffs) "Paintball again? Ooh, so original! What a twist."
Chris: (Sounds dejected) "Oh yeah, you'll be using leeches!"
Chef displays a wriggling leech; all the contestants look disgusted.
Trent: "Yikes".
CONFESSIONAL:
Heather: "Leeches? Chris is really making us earn the million this year, (Pouts) jerk."
Trent: (Yawns) "This is not going to end well".
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Chris: "As winners of yesterday's challenge, the heroes will get a full 1-minute head start." (The heroes cheer loudly.) "Ready, (Chef raises a pistol) Set, (Chef fires the pistol, a leech fires out and lands on Scott's face, clinging to it) Go!"
The timer on the TV screen counts backwards from 1-minute, the heroes set off.
The heroes are running together".
Gwen: (Sighs happily) "Now that's teamwork."
Heather: (Walks up to Gwen, grinning) "Yeah, work together now, crush each other later. Like you and Courtney!"
Gwen: (gasps) "What?!"
Heather: (Still smiling) "The allergy bouquet, the stink bomb, I love how you insist you want to be friends so she never sees it coming.:
Gwen: "Uh..."
Heather: (whispers conspiratorially) "Evil genius!"
Gwen: "But I really didn't do those things on purpose, really!"
Heather: (Nudges Gwen, winking) "Sure..."
Chris: "Villains, you're up in 3, 2, (Chef cocks the pistol, Scott is trying to pull the leech off his head) 1!"
(Another fire from Chef's pistol sends another on top of Scott's head. Chris and Chef giggle and high-five, the villains run off.
(Cut to the forest, where the Heroes are running.)
Trent: "Come on, we can do it".
Courtney: "Move it. Hustle".
Mike/Sam: "Ma'am, yes Ma'am!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Mike: "Trent is encouraging, while Courtney is kind of scary sometimes..." (Gasps, his hair falling over his eye, and once again he speaks evilly) "And I love when things get scary." (Laughs, then gasps, returning to normal) "So uh, what was I saying?"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Sam: "Does anyone know where the heart of the forest is? Zoey, do you know?"
Zoey: "Yes! I'll go get a better look!" (Leaps up into the trees and jumps back and forth to the top, all of the contestants gape in awe and amazement.)
Trent (Amazed) "I didn't know that she has that type of skill!"
Courtney: (Rolls her eyes, & scoffs.) "Yeah right."
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "Zoey has some seriously impressive skills... And that is why she's got to go! "
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: (Points off-screen) "Over there!" (The Heroes run into that direction, and Zoey jumps down from her branch and runs with them)
Gwen: (The villains skid to a stop) "Ok, they're heading left. If we take another path, maybe we can cut them off!"
Heather: (Flashes a thumbs up) "Great idea!"
(The Villains run off)
(Cut back to the Heroes running.
Trent: "We can do this. Come on".
Cameron: "We can win".
CONFESSIONAL:
Cameron: "Trent is a good guy, very encouraging".
Zoey: (Knocking on the confessional loudly) "Cameron, what are you doing in there?"
Cameron: "Let me have some privacy". He says in annoyance.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to the heart of the forest, where two crates rest, one large one, and one small one. The Heroes come charging in towards the big one)
Courtney: "The big one, go for the big one!"
(The Heroes almost reach the crate when Duncan and the Villains scoot in front of it.)
Mike: "Woah, where'd they come from?"
Duncan: (Heather blows a raspberry at the Heroes) "Haha, suckers!"
The Heroes run for the small crate.
Trent: "We'll go for the small one then!"
Trent opens the crate and pulls out a metal pail full of leeches, some crawling out of the pail.)
Trent: (Disgusted) "Gross..."
Mike: (pulls out a slingshot) "Guess this is the low-tech crate alright..."
Trent: (Pulls out a shotgun): "These look dangerous.
(The villains cheer in front of the big crate),
Duncan punches the crate, and it opens to reveal a rack of paintball weaponry and a cannon.
Heather/Jo/Scott/Duncan: "I'll take the cannon!" (The 4 of them glare at each other.) "No, I'll take the cannon!" (They all groan)
Jo: (Looking at Gwen) "We use it as a team; right, Gwen?"
Gwen: (Awkwardly) "Uh... What?"
Heather: (Stands to one side of her) "Yeah, obviously."
Duncan looks shocked.
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: So Heather, Lightning, and Alejandro are making a play for Gwen. Why isn't anyone trying to work for me? Probably because I can't be manipulated.. But hey, they could at least try!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: (Smiling) "You guys are right! We need to stop attacking each other and start attacking the other guys. FIRE THE CANNON!"
Scott fires but accidently hits an intern.
Scott: "Oops". He says awkwardly.
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: (Chuckles nervously) "Whoops... Being in charge is harder than it looks..."
(Gwen's clip is paused as the camera pans out to reveal Chris's control room)
Chris: Tell me about it. (Chuckles) The villains are off to quite a start, but which team will make it to the finish? Find out when we come back on Total Drama All-Stars!"
(Commercial break)
Cut to the heroes walking in the forest.
Trent: "Of course the villains get machine gun shooters; we'll never beat them with these stupid *bleep*ing puny slingshots!"
Cameron: "Sure we can, because If we're stealthy & score first!"
Trent: "I like your confidence".
Zoey: (Peeks through the bushes at an abandoned yeti cave.) "Hey guys, look! A cave! Maybe one can stay, while the rest of us take on the villains!"
They go inside.
Sam: "I'll stay".
Mike: "Should someone stay to guard him?"
Trent: "That may be a good idea".
Courtney: "I'll do it! I won't let the Villains get him".
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: "I knew Courtney had a heart buried in there somewhere."
Courtney: "This is what the smart leaders do, hang back and let the foot soldiers take the leeches to the face"!
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Zoey, Cameron, & Mike leave the cave.
Courtney: "Trent it will be good to have one of us fighting the Villains. I'm the strongest player here so it would be better for me to hide for now and come out at the right time".
Sam: "I'm pretty slow".
Trent rolls his eyes.
Trent: "Alright, I'll go out there".
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: "Courtney is looking out for herself. She is making it difficult to trust her".
END OF CONFESSIONAL
Trent comes outside.
Trent: "We better find the villains before they find us".
Mike: "Stealthy forest maneuvers?" (Chuckles) "This sounds like a job for Svetlana!" (Takes a deep breath, and gets into a gymnastic pose, while the heroes look concerned. Finally lets go of his breath and sighs dejectedly…. Still as Mike) "Nah, still me..."
(They all groan in disappointment.)
Trent: "You alright"?
Zoey: "Yea".
Mike: "Don't know why I can turn into Svetlana".
CONFESSIONAL:
Mike: (Slightly panicked.) "Ok, it wasn't too long ago, I couldn't keep my alternate personalities in. Now, they won't come out!" (Bashes his arm into the confessional wall) "Ow... Danged wall, am I right, Chester?" (He feels around his chest, nothing happens) "huh?" (Suddenly rips his shirt off, exposing his bare chest) "Yo, Vito, my shirt's off! Come & get it! Vito?" (Looks around, before curling up into a fetal position, shivering wildly) "Anybody?! Hello?!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Cut to the Villainous Vultures in the woods; Sierra, Duncan, Gwen, and Jo are all pushing the cannon, while Heather follows behind.
Gwen: (Stops pushing.) "We're easy targets like this; maybe we should ditch the cannon, and maybe split up?"
Jo: "Agreed, I'll go with Gwen."
Heather: "No, I'll go with Gwen."
(A leech heads straight for them. It hits Heather's arm.)
Heather: "Uhh, I've been hit".
Zoey: (Pops out of bushes, waving apologetically at the villains.) "Sorry! But not totally." (Zoey runs off as Gwen, Scott, Duncan, and Heather fire leeches at her, but they all miss. Jo runs back to the cannon and launches a cannonball of leeches. A splat is heard, and Scott is now covered in leeches.)
Scott: (Screams) "Oh come on!" (Collapses)
Chris: (Chuckles over the loudspeaker) "That's two points for the heroes and zilch for the villains!"
Duncan: "But Zoey only hit Heather!"
Chris: "True, but friendly fire counts."
(The villains glare at Heather.)
Jo: "He should have moved!"
Sierra: "Come o–
Sierra is hit by Mike.
Chris: (Chuckles again.) "Make that three to zero."
Gwen: (To Duncan.) "C'mon!" (She runs off, Duncan follows.)
They hide behind two bushes.
Duncan: "Imagine one of the Heroes as Courtney and then you'll be sure to clobber them".
Gwen is shocked by Duncan's accusation.
Gwen: "Wait, do you think I've been attacking Courtney on purpose too?"
Duncan: "Pretty much, yeah.."
Gwen: (Frowns) "You'd really think I could be that vengeful?" If you don't know me at all!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "Duncan laughed at me but now believes I'm trying to hurt Courtney? This really hurts". She says sadly.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Cameron pops out of the tree but accidentally shoots himself. Gwen chuckles.
Chris: (over the loudspeakers) "The villains luck into a point! But the heroes still lead by three!"
(Mike was sneaking under the bushes, to take out Duncan & Gwen.)
Suddenly a bunch of leeches are fired on him".
Mike: "Ahhh!"
Jo: "Got you!" She says victoriously
Chris: (Over the loudspeakers) "The villains have scored again! Now It's 2 to 3!
CONFESSIONAL:
Jo: "My mission is accomplished! Now to take down the other hamsters! And I'll win!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Jo is celebrating but is shot by Trent.
Trent: "I had to".
Joe pouts.
Jo: "Come on".
CONFESSIONAL:
Jo: "Stupid".
Trent: "Got to help my team".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen (To Duncan) : I'm going by myself.
She runs off from a confused Duncan.
Back to the cave, where Courtney is with Sam.
Courtney: Ok, I'm going to go out for a moment. Stay here."
Sam: "Sure".
Gwen approaches the cave and Trent gets there as well.
Gwen: "Hey".
Trent: "Hey".
Gwen: "Going to shoot me"? She jokes.
Trent: "No, I won't".
Courtney: "But I will". Courtney says from afar.
Courtney fires a leech at Gwen.
Trent (Gasps in shock) "Noooooooo!"
Trent leaps in front of Gwen taking the leech for her; the leech hits him in the groin; as he lands on the ground, groaning.
Courtney: (angry.) "TRENT"!
Gwen: (Gasps in shock): "Trent".
She is hit by a leech fired by Courtney.
Courtney: "That's better". Courtney says satisfied.
Courtney walks back into the cave.
Gwen: (To Trent) "Trent! Are you ok? I mean, I can't believe you just took a leech for me."
Trent: "I'd take a bullet for you".
Gwen blushes.
CONFESSIONAL
Trent: "I really would".
Gwen: "Wow, Trent, that's so (She says blushing, but her tone changes to nervous after realizing.) nice".
END OF CONFESSIONAL
Duncan finds Zoey and shoots her.
Duncan: "Ha, got you".
Zoey groans.
He rushes to the cavs and finds Gwen and Trent.
Duncan: "What happened"?
Gwen: "We're out. Courtney is in there".
Duncan is suspicious.
CONFESSIONAL
Duncan: "He better not be trying to win back Gwen".
Duncan goes into the cave and finds Courtney and Sam.
Duncan: "Courtney". He says with an evil smile.
Courtney: "Jerk". She says angrily.
Chris: (Over the loudspeakers.) "5 points to 4! It isn't over yet!"
Duncan fires leaches at Courtney but she uses Sam as a shield. Sam is covered with leeches.
Courtney fires a leech at Duncan and hits him.
Chris: (Over the loudspeakers.) "Ok, with a total score of 6 points to 4. The heroes win! Although someone didn't behave all that heroically. Courtney!"
Courtney: "My survival instinct kicked in!" (Gwen, Trent & Duncan both glare at her.) "I mean, anyone would've done the same."
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "No regrets" (Snickers evilly)
Trent: "Doing this to your own ally Courtney. Not cool. Not a reliable ally".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
At the elimination ceremony at night, the Vultures sit on the stumps in front of the campfire, while the Hamsters sit in the bleachers.
Chris: "Welcome back, Villainous Vultures. Second elimination in a row, (Chuckles) way to lose. Now, get ready to cut someone loose, it's voting time."
Mike (Looking nervous).
CONFESSIONAL:
Mike: "Still confused about what happened last night! What's happening to me?"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: (Standing next to Chef, with a plate of marshmallows) "The votes are in! But, before I announce our loser, I need a hamster to volunteer for exile."
Cameron: (Waves his arm back and forth) "I'll do it".
Trent: "You sure about that"?
Chris: "Don't you think someone else on your team might be more deserving of a night on Boney Island?" (Coughs) "Courtney!"
Cameron: "That's ok; I want to go."
Chris: (Sighs) "Fine.."
(Then Chef walks Cameron to the boat.)
Zoey: (Waves to Cameron) "Good luck, Cameron!"
Trent: "See you man.
Chris: "Ok, the following villains are safe:" (Tosses marshmallows to the named Villains.) "Gwen, Sierra, Duncan, and Scott. Heather and Jo, you're on the edge. Heather for being a pain in the keister, & Jo for being a pain in the keister, who also took out his own teammate in today's challenge."
Jo: (Stands up & points accusingly at Scott.) "He should've ducked!"
Chris: And tonight's flushee is... Jo! (Tosses the final marshmallow to Heather.)
Jo: "What? Come on." (Stands up & glares at the team.)
Chris: (Walks to the campfire.) "But, before we get flushing, I wanna do some reshuffling. Today, one hero acted more like a villain. To make things interesting, Courtney and Duncan switch teams.
Everyone is shocked.
Courtney: (Whining) "But... But... Oh come on! I don't wanna be a villain!"
Duncan: "And I don't wanna lamo stupid-hero!"
Chris: "Just do it!" He says angrily.
Duncan: (stands up and sighs) "It was fun while it lasted." He says to Gwen.
He puts his hand on her shoulder briefly, and then leaves Gwen. Courtney, & Duncan both meet in the center.)
Duncan: "Well.. At least now you have to stop blanking me and admit I exist."
Courtney: (Glares at Duncan) "Yeah, you exist. SO WHAT?!"
Duncan: (In a squeaky voice.) "I-I kinda like the blanking better.."
He walks past her.
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: "I thought she was going to kiss me". (He smiles, but after realizing, he gets mad.) Which I would have rejected". He says nervously.
Courtney: "My lips were close to his". (She says smiling, but after realizing what she said she gets mad and lunges at the camera.) Give me that tape back! Give it to me"!
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan sits next to Trent.
Trent: "Welcome aboard".
Duncan: "Thanks". (He looks at Trent with an untrustworthy expression, making Trent nervous.)
Gwen: (Sits up to greet Courtney) "So, uh… Hey, welcome to the team".
She then accidentally kicks a bucket of leeches onto Courtney, who screams.
Gwen: "I swear, I didn't know this was here".
Duncan and Chris laugh, while Trent frowns.
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "Am I really doing this on purpose? Duncan laughed again". She says and sighs sadly.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to the Flush of Shame, where Jo is in the bowl. & the villains watching him.)
Chris: "Any last words?"
Jo: "Flush!"
(Chris pushes the button, as Jo was being sent down the toilet screaming.)
Chris: "Tune in next time for more sweet-sweet mayhem, right here on Total Drama All-Stars!"
(End credits)
Notes:
1. Trent saves Gwen in this version. Some sparks between them?
2. Duncan and Courtney switch teams. Any awkwardness between Duncan and Trent?
3. Some sparks between Duncan and Courtney?