Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode's clips) "Last time, on Drama All-Stars; it was all about lack of teamwork. Courtney. (Laughs). "Awesome, but harsh! The challenge was an epic leechball battle that brought out everyone's inner psycho, especially Jo's; which is why she got flushed. But, Courtney acted like a villain. Trent saved Gwen, which may have brought back some past feelings. To make things interesting, Courtney and Duncan switched teams, making Courtney a villain and Duncan a hero. Gwen failed to make nice with Courtney a third time. (Cut to Chris on the dock of shame. Chuckles, rubs his hands together smirking.) "Maybe some awkwardness between Duncan and Trent. Will the Villains crush the Heroes' winning streak? Find out now, on Total, Drama, All-Stars!"

(Opening credits.)

(Cut back to Wawanakwa, where a rainstorm is occurring. Scott is sleeping peacefully in the loser cabin's boy side while the ceiling drips and leaks. Suddenly a loud crash wakes them up)

Scott: (Sleepily) "Wha?"

(The door opens, revealing a shadowy figure in the door, both Scott and Alejandro scream. The figure reveals itself to be Chef, carrying a large sack over his shoulders. He tosses it into the room, exploding into a cloud of dust. As they both cough.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Scott: (Covered in powder, smiling happily) "Mmmhmm! I grew up on powdered gruel. Rich people food has nothing to do with this stuff. It's the sawdust that makes it so tasty." (Licks grool off his finger) "Delicious!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(In the girls' side of the cabin, Courtney walks out of the cloud of powdered gruel coughing, and opens the door to find Scott standing there with a bucket full of gruel)

Scott: You gonna finish your gruel?

Courtney: "What? No, gross! Help yourself."

(Scott suddenly grabs part of the hardened gruel off of Courtney's head and eats it)

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "I'm the new member and no longer with Trent and Sam, but I'll work things out. "

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan walks up to Trent.

Trent: "Hey".

Duncan: "Happy that I'm no longer on the same team as Gwen"? He asks accusingly.

Trent becomes nervous.

Trent: "No, I'm fine with the two of you".

CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "I don't like that he is suspicious. I'm not doing anything wrong. I wish Courtney was still here".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

The other heroes walk up to him.

Zoey: "Welcome to the team".

Mike: "Yea, welcome".

Trent: "Welcome once again".

Duncan: "Thanks".

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "That was a good welcome, but I still hate that I'm on the Heroes team".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Sam: "Let's sing the welcome song!"

Duncan: "How about let's not do that, ok? And Sam, I found this while I was sleeping." (Gets Sam's broken GameGuy. & Sam gasps in shock.)

Sam: "MY GAMEGUY! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" (Snatches it out of Duncan's hands & tears up. while Mike and Trent look confused.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Mike: "Did I break his GameGuy?"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to earlier in the night; Sam sleeping on the bed. Lightning flashes and Mike, with his evil face on again, suddenly appears by Sam's bedside, grabs his GameGuy, and & breaks it apart with his bare hands, giving an evil smirk.)

CONFESSIONAL:

(Mike suddenly gasps, and his hair covers part of her face again, and he chuckles evilly, rubbing his hands together and his voice low and echoey.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Mike: "It's ok, Sam."

Sam: "No! It's not gonna be ok! I even made it to the final boss last night, & saved the file! *sniff*"

Trent: "It will be alright Sam".

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: (saddened & sighs) "Man I miss my villainous babe. I bet she's having a blast over here.."

Gwen: (sadly, clutching her legs) "This is the worst, I only came back to Total Drama to make things right with Courtney; (Puts her head deep into her lap) "But now she hates me more than ever. *sniff*"

(Cut to the outside of the confessional Courtney is holding an umbrella, listening to Gwen as she is heard sobbing.)

Courtney: "She came back for me? Really?" She wonders, confused.

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Later on, the rain finally stops and the sky is clear)

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) "Ok, now that the weather's cleared up, Get your waterlogged butts down to the beach for today's beat-down... I mean, challenge!"

Cut to a clearing where Chris is standing, the Heroes and Villains enter the clearing.

Gwen looks at Trent and smiles. Trent smiles back.

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: (In a nervous tone.) I'm just smiling at Trent. That's all". (Her nervousness slightly increases.)

Trent: "I hope Gwen is alright".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "Welcome, contestants. Before we get started, let's bring back last night's exile, Cameron!"

(He points upwards, where Chef is piloting a helicopter, Cameron hangs from a claw. Chef drops Cameron causing him to fall to the ground, groaning.)

Chris: (In disbelief) "Ok, A: how are you alive after a night on Boney Island. And B: (Pinches his nose) why do you smell so rank?"

Cameron: "Simple, between seasons I read up on wilderness survival tips."

(Cut to the night before; where Cameron is dressed up as a fire hydrant, tiptoeing behind a bear. Every time the bear looks back, Cam ducks into his suit looking like a real hydrant. After three times, the bear shrugs and turns his back to the camera. A zipper sound is heard followed by what sounds like peeing. Cut back to the present, Cam is now standing.)

Cameron: "If you douse yourself in the um... scent of the most vicious animal in the forest, all the other creatures will give you the utmost respect!"

(The heroes all start holding their noses.)

Trent: "Well.. Not all creatures.."

Chris: "It's challenge time! Chef didn't have time to cook team losers breakfast this morning, because he was busy making these!" (The camera pans over to reveal giant pancakes with signs next to them indicating the teams) "Pancakes!"(Narrating over a graphic of the pancakes being eaten) "That's right, it's eating contest time! Each team member gets one minute to scarf up as much pancakey goodness as they can. When a hero's eating time is up, they hear this." (A halo sparkling sound accompanied by a heavenly choir is heard) "And the villains get this." (A mutant vulture squeal is heard) "Then you just have to race through a nausea inducing obstacle course."

Trent: "Obstacle course"?

Chris: "It's a nod to the Mad Skills course from last season. The toughest parts, anyway." (Addresses the obstacle course, showing the bouncy butts from last season) "First, you've gotta get past the bouncy butts; they're a real pain." (Pan over to a rotating pole) "Then it's on to the retch 'n' rolling pins." (Pan over to a giant boot, being wound up and delivering a swift kick) "And a swift kick from the grape crusher gets you back in line."

Scott: (Scoffs) "Pfft, that won't be so hard."

Chris: (Annoyed) "Really? Huh, I wasn't gonna add this... But since Scott's not impressed, (Grabs and speaks into his walkie-talkie.) bring it in!" (Chef pilots the helicopter again, this time airlifting a giant bowl. Chris speaks in an accent) "Say hello to my metal friend!" (Chef presses a button and the bowl drops onto a waiting spike, scaring the nearby intern. Chris speaks in a regular voice.) "I call it The Salad Spinner; the perfect end to a barftastic course! Speaking of which ...Players have to make it through the course without... (Awkwardly) ahem... regurgitating, to get back in line and stay in the game. But, if you puke, (Pan over to a set of benches) you're benched. Leaving the other players to eat up without your help. Once your pancake's toast, just complete the obstacle course one last time to win. "Ready? Set, scarf!" (Pulls out his trusty air horn and blows it.)

Trent runs to the pancakes and begins eating.

Heather: We need a team leader, and I'll do it".

Courtney: (Angered) "What?"

Scott: (Indifferent) "Whatever..."

Heather: (Groans) "Fine; Sierra you go first!"

(Sierra starts eating the giant pancakes. After two bites, he notices two sets of beady eyes looking out from under a pancake. Suddenly two rats pop out and start clawing at his face, making him stumble backwards on his hands) "Ouch! Ow!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Sierra: "For Cody"!

Trent stops eating, but begins to feel weird.

Chris: (Relaxing on his lawn chair.) "Oh yeah, there might be some booby traps and feisty ingredients in those pain-cakes!

Trent is feeling nauseous.

Trent: "I don't feel so good".

Trent then pukes. He walks to the bench sad and embarrassed.

CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "I feel like an idiot". He says, feeling nauseous, before throwing up again".

Duncan: "Trent just let us down. If we lose the challenge, then it's his head on the chopping block.

END OF CONFESSIONAL.

Chris laughs.

Chris: "With Trent benched, Who is next?"

Cameron: "I'm on it!" (Runs up to the pancakes and starts eating)

(Pan over to Gwen, where she looks in the direction of a cough, and notices that it was Duncan who winked at her, but she did not respond.

(By now, Sierra has pulled out several booby-traps; including a bear trap and baseball bat. The loudspeaker plays the villains' eating noise.)

Chris: "Eating' time is over for Sierra. Now it's beating' time!"

Sierra jumps into the air and somersaults onto the first butt, to the next butt, to the next. Her teammates are commanding her,

Chris: "Good job Sierra.!"

Heather arrives at the edge of the dock, where the giant boot sends her flying. She screams and lands into the Salad Spinner. The intern manning the station nervously pulls the lever and the bowl spins round and round for a couple seconds before opening up, Sierra falling out and landing on her face.)

Chris: "That's it."

Sierra stops herself from vomiting.

CONFESSIONAL:

Sierra: (Sulking) "I did this for you Cody."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Scott is clutching his stomach in pain, Heather doesn't notice)

Heather: "Dirt for brains, your next!"

Scott: (Groans) "The gruel's giving me lead-gut. I forgot that's what you get when you get too much of the good stuff."

(Scott runs over to his pancake and starts eating. Cameron is still eating when a little raccoon worms its way out from under a pancake slice. Cameron shields his face in fear, as the raccoon jumps on him.)

Chris: "The villains are ahead, but Cameron's got the most game!"

(The raccoon growls at Cameron, before pausing and sniffing the air. Its cheeks bulge and it runs off and barfing noises are heard from off screen. The heroes' noise plays.)

Mike: "Run, Cam!"

Cameron: (Calculating to himself as he runs to the edge of the pier.) "My weight, divided by perfect angle, times fear of failure, (Reaches the end of the pier, near the bouncing butts) here goes!" (He jumps, screaming, before falling flat before even the first butt.)

Scott: (Stuffed, grunts painfully) Ugh ...I'm stuffed like a thanksgiving pigeon! (The villains' noise plays over the loudspeaker.)

Heather: (She and Courtney glare at each other angrily) "Why would I go next? I'm team captain!"

Courtney: "Because I said so!"

(They both glared at each other for a few seconds, until Gwen walked past them to the obstacle course. They both look surprised.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "If I don't puke, maybe I can still fix things with Courtney.. & win!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Cameron groans back to the edge of the pier, holding on to his head; but right at that moment, the giant boot sends Cameron flying…. Right OVER the spinner. Cameron lands upside down on a branch, before the branch cracks, causing him to fall, hitting several more branches until he lands on a bird's nest, the three birds who inhabited the nest begin pecking him relentlessly.)

Cameron plummets to the ground.

Chris laughs at Cameron's expense)

Chris: "Next!"

Heather: "Hey, he didn't do the spinner!" Heather complained.

Chris: (Grinning) "I'll allow it. His pain was our gain..." (Looks to the camera) "Which team will finish their barftastic breakfast first? Find out after the break."

(Commercial break.)

(Cut back to the obstacle course, where Scott is trapped in one of the butts.)

Chris: "We're back, and the vultures are in the lead, but for how long?"

Duncan: "One side, I'll go next!" (Runs up to the pancakes and starts eating.)

(Scott steps onto the rolling pins, still clutching his distended stomach, only to have the rolling pins get jammed)

Chris: "You break it; you buy it, Scott!"

(Scott moans as he walks across the rolling pin, the minute he gets off the pin starts rolling again)

Scott: (Runs to the edge near the kicker) "Too much gruel and pancake! Stomach feels like it weighs a ton! (The kicker comes down, but it only gave Scott a little tap) -a little help here?" (Chris tosses the normal button away, pulling out a much bigger black version of the button, grinning maliciously. The kicker rotates 3 quarters of a full circle, then the sole slides open to reveal propane tanks, which power up and send Scott flying into the Salad Spinner. The spinner spins violently, until finally Scott falls out.)

Chris: "And Scott is safe to eat again!"

Mike: (Encouraging Duncan) "You can do it!"

Sam: "Scarf for your life!"

Duncan: "Too easy".

He stuffs his face into the pancake. A snap is heard and he pulls his face out, only to find his lips caught in a mousetrap.)

Chris: "You sure about that?"

Courtney laughs at Duncan, as he screams in pain, but it is completely muffled by the trap, the heroes' noise alerts him to rip off the mousetrap and run off to the course. \Gwen is stuffing her face with chunks of the pancakes, gagging slightly. The villains' noise makes Gwen look up, crabs pop out from under her pancake and jump at her. She shrieks in pain and runs around waving her arms.)

Courtney: "I'm not going after Gwen! She'll leave a booby trap in there for me!"

Heather: (Smirking) "Um, I think she's a little too busy for that. Besides, there are already enough booby traps in these pancakes WITHOUT Gwen's help!"

Courtney: "Fine! I'll go next. But if we lose, Gwen goes home, deal?" (Offers her hand to Heather)

Heather: "Deal." (Shakes Courtney's hand, keeping her other hand behind her. She crosses her back fingers)

(Chris points to a graph chart about the two pancakes, the Hamsters' chart is only partly done, while the Vultures' is 2/3's complete.)

Chris: "The villains are two thirds done. But it looks like the heroes need to up their appetite, big time."

(Back over at the obstacle course, Duncan slips on the bouncy butt and falls into the mud) Duncan: (Moans, but gets up and glares at Chris) "You have to do better than that, Chris!" (The bouncy butt crushes him mid bounce. As Courtney still tries to hold her laughter at him.)

(Up on the platform, Gwen jumps up onto the bouncy butt and her cheeks bulging, but she manages to keep it in, even after several bounces, falling face first into the platform, Courtney, Scott and Heather are cringing. Gwen groans, muffled by her cheeks.)

(Duncan reaches Gwen and both are balancing on the rolling pins. Gwen's face gets greener with her cheeks still puffed)

Chris: "Hero Duncan is just ahead! And, villain Gwen's head is turning a new shade of green! "

Duncan: "Gwen, what is Courtney saying about me"?

Gwen vomits on Duncan.

Duncan: "Ewww"! He says as he moves back.

Chris: "Ooh... Gwen gives the hurl of shame new meaning. Hit the bench." (Gwen sadly joins Trent on the bench with a bucket.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: Why did Duncan ask what Courtney was saying about him"?

Duncan: "I just asked what Courtney is saying about me because I know she's talking about me". (He says with excitement, but his tone changes to uncaring after realizing.) "I don't care".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(By now, Duncan's in the salad spinner, holding down his lunch, & his lips were recovered.) Chris: "And Duncan's at the Salad Spinner!" (Duncan collapses onto the ground when the spinner releases him, giving the thumbs up) "Heroes need another eater!"

Trent, who is watching from the bench frowns.

CONFESSIONAL

Trent: "I can't help my team because of my stupidity. If we lose, I could be going home".

CONFESSIONAL ENDS

Courtney is stuffing her face with the pancake, before something green explodes onto her) Courtney: (Screams). "Green jelly!" (Starts running wildly, arms waving and screaming) "Get it off me! Get it off me!" (While Duncan, Heather, & Chris start laughing.)

Cameron: "Why is Courtney freaking out so much?"

Trent: "Back in season 1, we've had to face our fears, & her biggest fear is green jelly! She's terrified of that stuff!"

Cameron: (Looks concerned.) "Weird.."

(The heroes' loudspeaker plays the noise, Mike stops eating, but he looks down and sees a stick of dynamite stuck in the pancake, and before he can run, it explodes. He screams as it launches him into the air and sends him straight into the Salad Spinner. It spins for a couple seconds then releases him onto the ground.)

Mike: (Gasps, his hair flops down over his eye and he eyes the control panel, speaking in a menacing voice again) "Can't resist a little chaos!" (He pulls down the lever, the light turning from green to red, and laughs maniacally. He gasps again, returning to normal) "Why am I laughing when I feel like barfing!?"

(Courtney shrieks as she flies into the Salad Spinner)

Chris: "And Courtney makes it to the spinner!"

(The intern pulls the lever, and the spinner starts spinning way faster than normal, the red light on the control panel flashing)

Courtney: "Is this normaaaal!?"

(The machine sputters and sparks, sending her flying off into the air, screaming. Chris just doubles over with laughter, while Duncan starts laughing hard.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: (Curled up in the fetal position shivering, hair shooting out in strands and a glazed look of fear in her eyes) "Seen... Future... Must stop eating cake!"

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Chris points at the pie chart again, where the Heroes are only half way done, where the Villains only have a quarter left.)

Chris: "Awkwardly hilarious mushy moment aside… looks like the villains are about to taste victory! And maybe some old shoes, we put some in their pancake."

Sam: I'll win this".

He runs to Zoey, who is eating some of the pieces.

Sam: "Zoey! Tag me! Tag me!"

Zoey high-fives Sam, then runs back to the team.

Sam: "You can do this, SamuelSan. One does not play the game, one let's the game, play him!" (Then he yells & starts scarfing down the pancake.)

Trent: (Scream) "Go Sam"!

Duncan: "Come on, Sam! You can do it!" (Notices Mike looking at him and stops) "I mean, whatever, pfft, do whatever, cause I don't even care.."

Mike: "It's ok to be a team player, Duncan." (Duncan looks at him suspiciously) "What?"

Duncan: "It's just something about your voice... It's-it's kind of familiar."

(Sam continues to scarf down his pancake, tossing snapping turtles and tennis rackets and old shoes out of the pancake.)

Chris: (The hamster's pie chart shows only a sliver yet, now tied with the villains.) "The heroes have scored back, people! It's neck 'n' neck!"

Sam: (Chomps on a piece of pancake, only for it to explode into a swarm of bees, & starts swarming around him & he screams in pain.) "BEES!"

Sierra is eating, but she notices fire ants crawling up to her.

Scott: "C'mon,!"

Sam, reaches for the final pancake piece, face covered in bee stings, stuffing it in his face.

Chris: "Sam finishes his pancake first!"

Sam: (Moans in pain.) "I... I did it wif my mouth.."

Cameron: "Sam, the obstacle course!"

Sam: "Wha? Who?" (Runs.)

Scott: "Come on, Sierra."

Sierra starts eating quickly and finishes.

Chris: (Points to the now empty pie charts.) "Sierra's finished the villains' pancake! The race to finish is on!"

Sam and Sierra are racing.

They get to the boot which swiftly kicks them into the Salad Spinner. When the bowl stops spinning, the door opens and no one comes out. There is a tense look on everyone's face (including the little raccoon Cameron scared off) but then, Sam can be heard groaning as he crawls out of the bowl towards the door. The heroes, even Duncan, cheer loudly.)

(Sam lands on the ground with a thud, panting, & gets up.)

Chris: "And the heroes win! Again!"

(The Heroes cheer, Zoey and Mike hug.)

Chris: "Um.. hold on."

(Sam is seen holding his lunch, until he lets out one huge burp, shaking the camera and causing the heroes to pinch their noses.

CONFESSIONAL:

Sam: "Chalk one up for the Game-Guy. Sure, It wasn't even that easy, but I did it.

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Sierra is moaning, whie Heather is mad.

Heather: "You cost us the win."

Sierra frowns.

CONFESSIONAL

Sierra: "No, I don't want to be eliminated".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to the bonfire ceremony. Once again the villains are sitting on the barrels, while the heroes are in the peanut gallery.)

Chris: "Listen up, campers. As I have a shocking announcement to make. Gwen didn't accidentally/on purpose serve Courtney an ouchie today!"

Courtney: (Glares at Gwen) "The day's not over yet."

Chris: "Oh! And after reviewing the footage of today's challenge & laughing a lot. Turns out the heroes didn't in fact complete the challenge!"

(The contestants gasp in shock.)

Mike: (Explains) "But Sam finished the pancake in the obstacle course first!"

Chris: "Sam! Would you stand up & turn out your pockets please? If you mind?"

Sam: (Sighs) "Ok.." (The camera cuts to 2 small pieces of the pancake in slow motion, as they hit the ground, & everyone gasps in shock again.) "I just saved a tiny bit in case I had to be exiled on Boney Island! It's a terrible place! I'm really sorry!"

Chris: "Heroes forfeit, villains win it!"

Then the villains cheer, minus Gwen cheer.

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "I'm glad we won, but hope Trent isn't eliminated". (She realizes what she said, making her nervous). "Duncan as well. Mostly Duncan.

END OF CONFESSIONAL

Chris: "Time to vote someone out, heroes!"

CONFESSIONAL:

(The screen splits into six to show them voting. Trent and Sam are nervous.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut back to the bonfire, Mike, Duncan, Zoey, & Cameron and have their marshmallows, but Sam & Trent don't.)

Chris: "We're down to the final 2 contestants! Trent, you let your team down by hurling early, and Sam you let your team down by hoarding pancakes. The last marshmallow goes to..

The camera pans over to Sam looking sad, while Trent was hoping to get his marshmallow.

CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "I came back for redemption, but it looks like my stupidity is ending my chance". He frowns sadly.

Sam: "I hate to be on the chopping block with my ally Trent, but I don't want to go".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "Trent!" (Throws the marshmallow to Trent, who sighs in relief.) "Sam, you're done."

Sam: (Groans sadly.) "Sorry I blew it you guys, but you would've done the same.

Duncan is mad.

CONFESSIONAL

Duncan: "Sam proved he cannot be trusted with what he did. You got lucky Trent, but don't get too comfortable". (He says in an intimidating tone.)

Trent: "I escaped again".

END OF CONFESSIONAL

Chris: "That reminds me. Which winner is gonna be a loser tonight on the island?"

Scott: (Walks to Chris.) "Me, I'll go."

CONFESSIONAL:

Scott: "Last season I found the invincibility sculpture in no time flat. Now I get the whole night? It's in the bag!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cuts over to the Flush Of Shame with Sam in the bowl.)

Chris: "Any last words, before.. You know?"

Sam: "I just wanna say-"

(Chris activates the button as Sam was sent to the toilet screaming.)

Chris: "Psyche!"

(But there was a loud squish down the toilet as Sam got stuck.)

Sam: (Stuck in the toilet.) "Uh, guys? I'm a bit stuck here?"

Chris: (To Chef) "I thought you said you were gonna fix that water pressure problem!"

(Chef just pulls out a comically oversized plunger and walks towards the flush of shame.

Chris: "The villains finally win again! But can they do it again, again? (To Chef) "Can you stop that for just one second, please?"

(Chef stops plunging the toilet & rolls his eyes.)

Chris: "Find out next time, on Total, Drama, All-Stars!"

(The flush is heard again as Sam finally goes down the drain.)

(End credits.)

Notes

1. Trent almost got himself voted out, but Sam goes instead.

2. Duncan showing interest in Courtney again, but is acting like he doesn't care. Gwen is concerned.