Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode's clips) "Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, the island was bathed in a rare blue harvest moon that turns normally sweet creatures into pure evil. Totally unsafe to be out after dark in that I made it a night challenge! While racing, Heather acted like she was affected by the moon, while Cam and his broken specs got ditched by Mike… or WAS it Mike? Gwen continued to warm up to Trent, but really denied that it meant anything. Courtney began to believe Gwen genuinely wanted to make amends. Duncan's recent interest in Courtney again has got to Gwen. The villains won again. While Trent appeared to be set to go, he instead became the newest member of the Villainous Vulture!"

(Cut to Chris at the docks)

Chris: "We will keep going on Total Drama All-Stars!"

(Opening credits.)


Cut to the Villains. Trent is sitting in his seat. Courtney walks past him with a smug smile.

Courtney: "Hey newbie".

Trent becomes nervous.


CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "Trent and I are still in an alliance, but I'm glad I'm no longer the newbie".


END OF CONFESSIONAL.

Gwen walks up to Trent and sits in front of him.

Gwen: "Ready to be teammates again?" She asks with a smile.

Trent: (Smiles) "Yea".


CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "Glad to be on Gwen's team again, but hope Duncan isn't suspicious".

Duncan: "Wonder what Courtney is saying about me to Trent".


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

In the heroes, Cameron has fixed his glasses, much to his relief.

Zoey (To Duncan): " Hey Duncan, glad you're getting along with the team. You're becoming a hero".

Duncan becomes nervous.


CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: (Clutching himself and looking around) "I'm surrounded by so much heroic kindness! Whatever! (Pulls out his knife) "I'm still bad, just watch! (He stabs his knife into the wall, only to have the blade fall off) What?"

"Mike": (Smirking) "Oh dear. What happened to Duncan's knife?"


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to earlier in the boys' cabin; Duncan is still asleep. "Mike" sneaks his hand under Duncan's pillow and rummages until he finds the knife. "Mike", (In the shadows) switches open the knife, grinning maliciously. Cut to outside; "Mike" takes a rock and smashes Duncan's knife with it; cut again to him stuffing the knife back in place.)


CONFESSIONAL:

"Mike": "Tough break." (Chuckles evilly)


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to the spa-hotel where the villains are eating their breakfast.)

Gwen: "I'm making good progress with Courtney".

Trent: "I'm glad".

Heather: (Annoyed): "Losers".

Gwen and Trent ignore her.


CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "Trent is a good person to talk to. He's very sweet and sensitive, both of which Duncan has not been".

Heather: "Gwen and Trent being friendly does not look good for me. I may need to create chaos".


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut back outside with Mike & Zoey talking.)

Mike: (Awkwardly) "So... you ok?"

Zoey: (Nervous) "Yeah, yes, fine. Totally."

Mike: (The camera focuses on his hands) "Cool!" (Holds up an apple slice impaled on a knife.) "Apple?"

(Zoey screams in shock.)


CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: "Oh I can't believe it. I'm scared of Mike! After what he did to Cam ...But he's not himself, the Mike I love is still in there, isn't he?" (Eyes widen in fear) "Well I can't just abandon him... can I? Oh, what I wouldn't give for a deck of tarot cards right now!"

Mike: "Zoey's pulling away ...Maybe it's for the best; if I can't control who's in charge of me …Then she might be safer to stay away. But I really don't want her to."

(Mike gasps, turning back into his evil personality.)

Mike: (Gleefully) "Oh, but I do."


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(A small seagull nests in the loudspeaker. The loudspeaker blares, sending the seagull out of the nest)

Chris: "Get your butts to the dock, campers! It's challenge time!"


(Cut to the docks, the campers (Except Scott.) are all lined up.)

Chris: "Welcome all! Today's challenge involves a trip to the Fun-zone!" (He chuckles and blows a kazoo. Confetti rains down on the contestants.)

Heather: (Suspicious) "What's the catch? Is the Fun-zone just a building that's on fire?"

Chris: "Nope!"

Duncan: "Is it a pit full of intestines?"

Chris: (Smiling deviously) "Would that be fun? You've had it kind of rough lately, so, I figured- (Pauses and looks away) Ok; the lawyers figured you deserve a treat. (Smirks) But if you'd rather do something else..."

Everyone: "NO!"

Chris: (Walks towards the end of the dock) "Well.. Fun-zone it is! Ooh, here comes our ride." (The boat of losers scoots up, Scott standing on it, obviously exhausted and scuffed up.)

Scott: "I'm back from exile-" (Chris shoves him back in.)

Chris: "All aboard!"


(Zoom in on Boney Island.)

Duncan: "The Fun-zone is in Boney Island?"

Chris: "Yep, it works better as a SURPRISE that way."

(Cut to Boney Island, where everyone is walking down the path.)

Trent: "That island looks creepy".

Heather: "Ugh, I'd forgotten what a dump this island is!"


(Cut to a castle wall with log barricades and a high tech door; balloons hang everywhere and the contestants all gather in front of it.)

Chris: "Welcome to the outside of the fabulous Fun-zone, patent pending!" (The contestants have worried expressions. Chris holds a remote control.) "Let's go!" (He presses the button and the door opens.)

(Everyone walks inside, revealing the Fun-zone: a near copy of the mutated forest from Season 4.)

(Chris smiles and waves outside the entrance. The door slams shut and everyone turns worriedly to the door.)

Chris: "You are now in the Fun-zone! AKA, the most dangerous place you've ever been! Your challenge is easy." (Holds up a small speckled egg.) "Put eggs in a basket." (The screen shows silhouettes of all the mutant creatures.) "Eggs found here in the Fun-zone belong to all of the terrifying mutants from Season four, who will try to smash your bodies and eat you."

Trent: "What is fun about that?!"

Chris: "Um, it's fun to WATCH?"

Sierra: (Suspiciously) "All we have to do is collect the eggs?"

Chris: "You'll be fine …they're just wild mutated beasts trying to protect their unborn babies, how bad can it get? First team with seven eggs in their basket wins."

Trent: "What if an egg hatches?"

Chris: "As long as you keep whatever hatches in your basket, it counts. And, as a special bonus, whoever collects the most eggs for the winning team gets a special reward. So, egg-cited? Ah?" (Frowns. Scott is seen snoring. Chris pulls out a megaphone.) "SCOTT!" (Scott screams himself awake and falls over.)

Scott gets up.


Chris: (Addressing the oversized bowls with the team's insignia on both.) "The red basket belongs to the villains. The gold one is for Duncan and the rest of the Do-gooders." (Smirks as Duncan growls at him.) "I'd wish you all good luck, but it's bad for ratings. So, I hope some of you get really hurt." (Pulls out an air horn and blows it.) "Begin!"

(The contestants run off, Scott running very slowly.)

Gwen and Trent are together.

Duncan: "Hey."

Trent and Gwen turn to see Duncan.

Duncan: "Gwen, can I talk to you for a moment".

Trent: "I'll give you two a moment".

Trent walks off, while Duncan walks to Gwen".

Duncan: "Let's stick together, and maybe Courtney will follow us". He says excitedly.

Gwen gets mad.

Gwen: "Leave me alone". She walks off angrily, leaving Duncan confused.


CONFESSIONAL

Duncan: "I don't get it. Why is she mad? No, I don't like Courtney" (His voice squeaks, making him nervous.) "I don't". He says adamantly.


END OF CONFESSIONAL.

Gwen goes to Trent, who sees her angry expression.

Trent: "What did Duncan do"?

Gwen: "He asked about Courtney again".

Trent gets mad.

Trent: "You gotta put that jerk in his place. He has the pleasure to be with someone like you, and he's being an idiot.

Gwen blushes hard.

Trent: "Let's go".

(Cut to Zoey walking alone in the woods; she pushes a bunch of leaves out of her way to see Mike with an evil glare in the shadows. She screams, and falls to the ground, only to have Mike cough and help her up.)

Mike: "Sorry, didn't mean to spook you. I know I've been weird lately, but I feel less... Scared of myself when I'm with you."

Zoey: (Smiles and chuckles slightly.) "I feel better when I'm around you too! You know, when you're... you."

Mike: "Being around you makes me feel more like the me I wanna be, when I'm around you, being me."

(They awkwardly smile and laugh. Suddenly Zoey stops laughing and gasps, pulling Mike into a bush as one of the mutant crabs crawls by, snapping its pincers. When it's gone, they pop back out of the bushes.)

Zoey/Mike: "Would you like to pair up together-"

Mike: "Sure!"

Zoey: "Yeah! (They both run off).

Courtney is looking for eggs, but is unable to find any.

Courtney: "This is tougher than I thought".

Sierra is searching in the same area. She finds an egg and screams in excitement


CONFESSIONAL:

Sierra: "This egg looks like Cody". She says in excitement, while showing the egg.


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Cut to Mike and Zoey popping out from behind a tree.

Zoey: (Shushes Mike) "Look, it's Larry!" (She points to the familiar enormous flytrap sitting in the dirt; it's tongue sticking out with the flower still attached to it. Larry clutches a seedpod.) "And he's got an egg!" (Confused) "Which means Larry's actually a Lorri? Wait here, when I get the flower, Larry'll chase me. You grab the egg, and head back to the basket." (She starts climbing the tree.)

Mike: "But what about-"

Zoey: "I'll be fine! Meet you at the basket!" (She yells as she swings across Larry's mouth and grabs the flower) "Sorry!" (Larry snaps its jaw shut, and rises out of the ground to chase Zoey. Mike nervously pulls the seedpod from its roots and run. Larry roars as it chases Zoey; Zoey spots a bat-winged moose and tosses the flower up to it. Larry grabs the moose in its tentacles.)

Zoey: "Phew, (Calls back to the moose) Sorry again!"

(Cut to Duncan at a swamp, looking under a rock.)

The tentacle grabs onto his ankle, pulling him in the swamp. Then Duncan gets tossed out of the swamp, hitting a tree and collapsing onto the ground. An egg falls out of the knot in the tree into his hands.)

Duncan: "Got one". (Groans in pain) "And yes, I'm fine."

(Cut to the baskets, where Zoey and Mike arrive on the scene.)

Zoey: "Hurry, put it in the basket!" (Mike is about to put the seedpod in the basket when it starts jiggling.)

Mike: "Uh oh."

(The pod explodes, covering Mike in goo and sending the little seedlings running. Sierra watches as one of the seedlings ran by, having Chris's face. Chris whistles innocently.)

Sierra heads back and puts the egg in the basket.

Chris: "That's 1-0 Villains."

Duncan runs to the basket and puts his egg in.

Chris: "And the score is one-all!"

Mike and Zoey high five.

Courtney is behind a rock. Heather finds her.

Heather: "Glad I found you. Gwen is trying to vote you out".

Courtney: (Worried) "What?"

Heather: (Rushes off) "Don't worry ...my vote is for Gwen."


CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "Gwen did not say that, but I'm trying to pit my team against each other, so I can take control.

Courtney: "Heather has to be making this up, or is she"?


Scott is looking for an egg, but is attacked and chased by mutant gophers. He screams and runs off.

(Cut to Trent & Gwen running in with a quickly hatching egg.)

Trent: (Worried) "Hurry up! The egg is about to hatch!"

Gwen: "I got it!"

(They put it in the basket. As they sigh in relief.)

Chris: "That's two eggs for the heroes."

Trent: "You're the best".

Gwen: "You too".

They high five".


CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "Trent is an amazing teammate. I love being on a team with him." She blushes a bit.

Trent: "While I still like Gwen, I'm glad I can be friends and teammates with her, without any awkwardness.


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Then the egg hatches, revealed to a two-headed rat, which made Duncan gag in disgust. Gwen and Trent back away.

Cameron shows up and Duncan runs off.

Cameron: "I'll find some eggs with Mike & Zoey!" (Runs off.)

(The screen pauses; zoom out to Chris and Chef.)

Chris: "It's hardboiled down to two eggs for the Villains, and one for the Heroes. But the challenge is far from over-easy. Who will win?" (Pulls out his script, faltering.) "Your QUICHE is as good as mine..." (Chef giggles. Chris throws away the script) "Stay tuned for more Total Drama All-Stars! Yeah, I'm gonna fire whoever wrote that."

(Commercial break)


Courtney is walking. Suddenly, one of the giant mutant gophers pops out from underground and tries to attack Courtney. Courtney quickly grabs a stick and hits the gopher on the nose. The gopher squeals and digs away, tossing one of its eggs out in its panic, landing in Courtney's hands.) "Yes! Weirdo gopher egg! C'mon!" She runs off.

Scott: (In pain.) "Right behind you..."

Cut to Cameron, Mike and Zoey fishing in a giant chicken's nest for eggs. Mike has his hands in the straw, while Lindsay is hoping that they could get it.)

Zoey: "Easy, easy..." (The chicken opens its reptilian eye, only for several more to open up all over its face. Lindsay, Mike and Zoey scream and run for it as the chicken gets up and a mouth on its chest opens up, its wormlike tongue waving.)


(Cut to the Villains' basket, where Heather put two eggs in.)

Chris: "And the villains are up, 4 to 1!"

Heather: (Fakes wiping her brow) "Phew! I need a break. I'll guard the basket for a while."

Heather: (Turns to Gwen and Trent) " Courtney is trying to get Gwen out, but my vote is for Courtney."

Gwen and Trent are shocked, but then they start doubting her.

Trent: "Why should we believe you? You've tricked us in the past".

Heather: (Starts walking away, calling back to Trent) "Do what you want, little man; it's your funeral!"

Trent: "Something seems off".


CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "Courtney could be doing this, but Heather may be lying".

Gwen: "Maybe Courtney, really isn't warming up to me after all". (She frowns but then the frown disappears.) "Hold it, it's Heather. She could be playing us".


Confessional ends,

Gwen: "Will you guard the eggs"?

Trent: "Sure".

Gwen: "Thanks". (She says with a smile.) "Don't miss me". She jokes.

Trent laughs.

Trent: "No promises".

Gwen runs off.


(Cut to the giant mutant chicken running through the woods, past a cave, where Cameron, Mike and Zoey emerge from the cave.)

Mike: (Laughs) "Sucker."

Lindsay: (Waves) "Bye-bye giant chicken!" (The giant chicken chases after them again.)


Cut to Heather grabbing an egg from the nest.

Heather: "Yes, I got it. I'm running this game".


(Cut to Cameron, Mike and Zoey still walking through the woods)

Zoey: "So, if getting hit in the head made you lose contact with your other personalities, ...would another hit in the head bring them back?"

Mike: (Smiles) "Like a reset button! Worth a try!"

Cameron: (Confused) "What type of reset button, Mike?"

Mike: (Reaches down and grabs a rock, handing it to Zoey, and then bending forward.) "Do it!"

Zoey: "We can't hit you in the head with a rock!" (Drops the rock on the ground.) "Cameron, do you have a better idea"?

Cameron: "Not yet. Let's no hit you in the head with a rock".

(They keep walking until they come across a giant nest.)

Zoey: "What is that?"

(They peek inside the nest and see the large amount of eggs, gasping and smiling.)


CONFESSIONAL:

Cameron: "That's a lot of eggs".


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut back to the baskets, where Duncan puts a tiny blue egg into the hero's basket.)

Chris: "And It's 4 to 2; villains!"

Duncan gives a smug smile.


CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "I'm a pro".


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Scott runs back to the basket.

Scott: "Got nothing. I was busy being chased by gophers.

Trent: "I hope Gwen is able to come back with an egg.

(Cut to Cameron, Zoey and Mike carrying the giant nest.)

Chris: "It's still 4 to 2; villains! But, I see a lot of eggs approaching; It's gonna be a close one!"

Cameron: (Struggling) "So heavy.."

Zoey: "Relax Lindsay, it will be fine."

(Cut to the baskets, Courtney puts her egg in the basket and cheers.)

Chris: "Make that 5 to 2 for the villains!"

Trent is happy. Courtney has a smug smile on her face.


CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "We are going to win this and hopefully Gwen dumps Duncan". (She becomes nervous.) "I don't care about him.


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen is looking but unable to find any eggs.

Gwen: "I can't do it. I'm heading back".

Back with Courtney and Trent.

Courntey: "We're good and still in an alliance".

Trent: (Sighs in relief): "That's good".


CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "I'm relieved".


END OF CONFESSIONAL

Courtney: (Points off-screen) "What. Is. That?" (Pan over to Cameron, Mike and Zoey with their giant nest of eggs.)

Zoey: "Almost there".

Trent and Courtney are nervous, while Duncan cheers.

Trent: "No, no".

(Cameron, Mike and Zoey begin to run faster; Heather closes behind with another egg.)

Courtney: "Heather, throw the egg, hurry!" (Scott waves his hands showing he is open) "It's our only chance!"

Trent: "Come on Heather"!

(Heather sends the egg hurtling towards the basket, only to have it conk into Scott's face and hatch into a baby flying mountain goat. The goat grabs onto Scott's underwear and gives him a wedgie.)

Courtney: "Oh come on!"

Trent frowns.

Heather: (Falls to her knees) "No!"

Chris: "Ooh, tough break for team villain." (Lindsay, Mike and Zoey tip their nest over and send the eggs tumbling into the basket.) "16 to 5, the heroes win!"

(The heroes cheer as the others return.)

Heather smirks.


CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "We may have lost, but I'm in control of who goes".

Trent: "This really sucks. Well, I know who I'm voting for".

Mike: (Creepy music starts playing as Mike struggles to hold a large boulder over his head) Mike: "I have to protect Zoey... At all costs..." (But before he can do anything, he drops the boulder to his head. A loud gasp is heard and Mike's evil personality [now in control] pops in front of the camera, cackling.)

"Mike": (Sits back in the seat.) "Bravo, Mike. That should keep him quiet for a while." (He grabs a nearby can of hairspray starts whistling 'In the Hall of the Mountain King' spraying his hair up. he derps his eyes and fakes Mike's voice.) "Durr- I'm Mike!" (He cackles as himself again.)

(Zoom in on his head; fade to inside Mike's subconscious. Mike rubs his head)

Mike: "Oww... Where am I-AH!" (He takes a few steps but falls over and finds himself chained to a rock shaped like Mal's head. He becomes terrified.) "Oh no... Oh no, ohnonononono! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen makes it back, but is sad to learn that the villains lost. She sees Trent, but notices Duncan walking up to her, much to her annoyance.

Duncan: "You wanna makeout"? He says after stopping in front of her.

Gwen: "Why, so Courtney can see"? She asks sarcastically.

Duncan: "Yes!" He says excitedly.

Gwen glares at him, making him nervous.

Gwen: "You still have feelings for her".

Duncan becomes nervous but smiles.

Duncan: "Whaaat? Noo"!

Gwen: "You definitely do, that's it, it's over".

Gwen walks off.


CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "He gave me no choice".

Duncan: "I can't believe Gwen dumped me. I don't like Courtney. I really don't (His eye twitches)".


END OF CONFESSIONAL

Cut to the Heroes walking to the elimination ceremony.

Courtney is walking to the elimination ceremony.

Gwen: "Courtney". As she is walking to her."

Coutney turns to face her

Gwen: (whispers) " I ended it with Duncan and won't choose a boy over a friend again. I promise to vote for whomever you tell me to (Raises her hand to Courtney, who thinks for a second, then she holds Gwen's hand smiling. Then Courtney whispers in Gwen's ear.)


CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "She dumped Duncan? So that means Duncan and (She says excitedly, but her tone changes to nerves after realizing what she said.) continue hating each other. That's what I meant". (She gets mad and lunges at the camera.) "Give me that tape"!

(Focus on the Heroes.)

Chris: "Ok Villains, time to vote."


CONFESSIONALS:

Heather: (Scribbles with her marker on one of the pictures) "And this is only because I can't vote for Chris." (Groans)

Courtney: (Crosses out a photo without a word.)


END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Chris: "I've tallied the votes, and tonight's flushee is..."

Heather smiles evilly.

Chris: "Heather (As he holds up her picture.)

Heather is horrified.

Heather: "What? (She looks at her team). I told all of you".

Trent: "We figured you were playing us".

The other heroes look at her with victorious smiles on their faces.

Heather: (Drops to her knees.) "NOOOOOO!"


Chris: "And who's headed to Boney Island?"

"Mike": (Trying to sound like a brave Mike, stands up) "I'll go!"

(He starts whistling the tune again as he walks off to the boat, getting on it. Duncan takes another look at "Mike". As the boat sails away with "Mike" in it.)

Duncan: (Stands up and gasps) "I KNOW that tune!" (He now looks extremely worried.)


CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "Oh man... I knew Mike seemed familiar! When I was still in Juvie he was RUNNING the place. But back then his name was Mal. And he is bad news!"


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Cut to the flush of shame. Heather is in the bowl, angry.

Heather: "Let's do this."

(Heather screams as she is flushed down the drain, showering Chris' umbrella in water.)

Chris: "Six heroes and three villains remain! Who's next to be thrown home from the throne? Find out when we return with more Total Drama All-Stars!"

(End credits.)

Notes

1. More bonding between Gwen and Trent since they're on the same team.

2. Gwen finally has enough of Duncan's interest and dumped him. However, there was build-up to their break up this time.

3. Courtney seems to trust Gwen, after learning from her that she broke up with Duncan.

4. Zoey is scared of what appears to be Mike. Let's see how this goes.

5. Duncan knows about Mal. Will he warn anyone?