Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode's clips) "Last week on Total Drama All-Stars, the campers competed in the Fun-zone. Where anything but fun happened.
Gwen and Trent continued to bond. Gwen finally had enough of Duncan's interest in Courtney and dumped him, which interestingly helped her seemingly make up with Courtney. Heather tried to play her team, but got caught and was flushed in the end.
(Cut to Chris lying on a lawn chair at what looks like Playa De Losers)
Chris: "Will the Heroes maintain their lead? Find out now on Total Drama All-Stars!"
(Opening credits)
The villains are sitting on the porch of the loser cabins eating breakfast. Gwen is resting her head on Trent's shoulder.
Trent (To Gwen): "Sorry about you and Duncan again".
Gwen: "It's fine. I had to".
Courtney: "You will find someone better".
Gwen smiles.
Gwen: "Thank you".
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: (She is ecstatic) Yes, Courtney is treating me like a human being again".
Courtney: "Gwen has paid her dues. She won't kiss Duncan again". (She becomes nervous after realizing what she said.) But I don't care about him.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Scott: Wonder, what today's challenge will be".
Trent: "Something dangerous most likely".
Chris: (Over the intercom) "Good soon to be painful morning, everyone! Head to the Chris-osseum, pronto! Today's challenge isn't gonna hurt itself!"
(Cut to everyone walking in the forest.)
Duncan stops and grabs Zoey's shoulder, pulling her aside.
Duncan: Hey, we need to talk. It's about Mike."
Zoey: "What about him?" (Eyes widen accusingly) Wait; are you trying to form an alliance with me while he's in exile?"
Duncan: "What-no! Look! I knew I knew the guy from somewhere, but I couldn't place it until I heard him whistle!"
Zoey: (Crosses her arms, confused and annoyed) "I am not following"!
Duncan: "When I was in Juvie, so was Mike!"
Zoey: (Giggles, looks at Duncan and stops) "Oh wait, you're serious? Mike was in Juvie?"
Duncan: "Yeah, only back then his name was Mal. And I think he liked being locked up, he'd cause trouble just for the fun of it!"
Zoey: "So why hasn't Mike recognized you?"
Duncan: "Probably cause I steered way clear of him; I didn't know him personally, but I heard about him through the walls! But think about it, guy with multiple personality disorder breaks Cam's glasses; he probably broke my knife too, Sam's GameGuy, and Lindsay's make-up supplies!"
Zoey: "Which is so out of character for Mike..."
Duncan: "But it's totally in character for Mal! Think about how he has been acting".
Zoey: "Hmmm… (Looks worried, then smiles) Thanks for telling me.
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: "Is Duncan right"? She asks, concerned and confused.
END OF CONFESSIONAL
(Cut to Boney Island, Chef is walking along the trail.)
Chef: "Mike! Time to head back-AGH!" (He screams in terror when a whole slew of the forest animals come barreling out, all terrified, trampling him. The final squirrel jumps over his bruised body. Mal walks up and steps on Chef's hand; an audible crack is heard.)
Mal: (Chuckles) "Hey Chef."
(Zoom into his brain into an empty brain-like landscape, Mike fruitlessly tugging on the chains that bind him to the mal-shaped rock.)
Mike: (Calls out) "Hello!? Somebody answer me!" (An odd mirror pops out of the floor, connected to it by nerves. The mirror shows Mal, engulfed in flames and smirking.)
Mike: (Gasps) "YOU!"
Mal: (Snickers and mock-bows) "At your disservice."
Mike: "But I got rid of you, after Juvie!"
Mal: (Laughs) "Naive Mike. I was just lying low, conserving my energy, waiting for my moment. My moment has come. I'm in charge."
Mike: (Launches himself at the mirror, falls to ground) "Those are innocent people you're messing with, you have to stop!"
Mal: "Stop? Oh nonononono, I'm just. GETTING. STARTED".
Disappears from the mirror.
Mike: "Nonono; wait, come back!"
Cut to outside the Chris-osseum from last season's finale. Pan inside to see a boxing ring has been set up.
Chris: (Standing in the ring.) "Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa Colosseum.
Scott: "A boxing ring?"
Cameron: (Nervous) "B-boxing?"
Trent: "Seriously"? He asks, concerned.
CONFESSIONAL:
Cameron: (Scribbling on a long sheet of toilet paper.) "This is it for me".
Trent: "This is concerning".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Chef walks up with Mal in tow, pretending to be Mike)
Chris: (Smirking at Chef) "Looking rough.."
Chef. "You have a run in with a big bad baby squirrel over on Boney Island, hmmm?"
Chef: (Whispering to Chris, pointing at Mal.) "That kid ain't right!"
Mal: (Walks over to Zoey, imitating Mike.) "Man, are you a sight for sore eyes." (Duncan, Lindsay and Zoey exchange extremely worried glances.) "What?"
Chris: "Greetings, playah's! The recipe for today's disaster is a hearty helping of Season 1's no pain, no gain challenge. With a pinch of Phobia Factor for extra zing."
Trent: "I'm not that hungry".
Chris: (Walks over to the Wheel-of-Misfortune from season 1, with different pictures in each segment.) "Get ready to sink your soon-to-be-missing teeth into the wheel-of-misfortune. The rules are simple; spin the wheel, and go a full two minutes with whatever the wheel lands on. Win your match, and earn your team a point. Fights will be judged impartially by Chef and myself." (Chef walks on the other side, wearing his pink dress.) "First team to win three battles is the champ. Now let's get ready to pummel!"
Chris: "Oh, since the Heroes won the last challenge, they automatically get a point." (The giant scoreboard rings one up for the heroes, all of them cheering.) "Since the villains lost yesterday, they go first. Who's rumble ready?"
Trent: "Since I'm the new guy on the team, I'll go".
Chris: "Alright, come up Trent." (Brings Trent up to the wheel.)
Trent sees the mime and becomes nervous.
Trent: "I really hope I don't have to face the mime.
Trent spins the wheel and to his misfortune, it lands on the mime. Trent is horrified.
Trent: "Oh no."
Courtney and Duncan laugh, while Gwen glares at them. Gwen walks up to Trent and puts her hand on his shoulder.
Gwen: "You can do this Trent".
Trent: "But I've always been afraid of mimes".
Gwen: "Have faith".
Trent: "I don't know".
Gwen: "Hey, this is your chance to face your fears and help your team. I believe in you".
Trent gives Gwen a small smile..
Cut to Trent and the mime in the ring.
Chris: "Begin". He says as the bell rings.
The mime begins intimidating Trent, much to his fear, but he looks at Gwen. He takes a deep breath and looks at the mime. His fear turns to anger. He walks up to the mime and gives him a big punch to the face, knocking him down. Everyone is shocked. Gwen then cheers for Trent.
Chris: "Well that was unexpected. Villains get a point. The score is 1-1".
Trent: "I did it".
The Villains cheer. Trent smiles and looks at Gwen who is cheering loudly.
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "Trent is known for being nice, but seeing his tough side makes him even more endearing and attractive". (She says blushing hard, but becomes nervous and angry after realizing what she said. She lunges at the camera.) I don't like him that way. Give me that camera.
Trent: "Gwen helped me face my fear. She's amazing. I miss dating her".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: "I need a Hero next".
Duncan walks up.
Duncan: "I'll do it".
Gwen (To Courtney): "I want to see the bad boy get creamed".
The two giggle. Trent also lets out a chuckle.
Duncan heads to the wheel. He spins it and the wheel lands on his parole officer.
Chris: "Duncan, you will be facing your parole officer.
Duncan is shocked, while Courtney, Gwen, and Trent laugh. Duncan then gives a smug smile.
Duncan: "I'll deal with him".
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: "I'll kick his butt. This will impress Cour (He becomes nervous after what he said). Everyone". (Duncan gets mad and lunges at the camera). "Delete this".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan is on the ring with his parole officer.
Chris: "Begin". As he rings the bell.
Duncan lunges at his parole officers and tries to punch him, but his parole officer easily blocks his punch and then begins repeatedly punching Duncan. Everyone else is shocked. Duncan is soon knocked down. He groans in pain.
Chris: "Duncan loses, so the score is still 1-1".
Trent is shocked, while Courtney laughs.
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "Thank you parole officer". (She laughs hard).
Duncan: (Beaten up): "He got lucky".
END OF CONFESSIONAL
Chris: "Villains, you're next".
Sierra: "I'll go".
Sierra walks to the wheel and spins it. It lands on a picture of Cody.
Sierra: "Cody"?
Courtney and Gwen laugh. Trent lets out a little chuckle as well.
Chris: "Sierra, you have one minute to resist a picture of Cody. If you can't, you lose".
Sierra is nervous.
CONFESSIONAL:
Sierra: (Crying): "My Codykins".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Sierra is in the ring with a picture frame of Cody in front of her.
Chris: "Begin". As he rings the bell.
After three seconds of trying to resist, Sierra breaks down crying.
Sierra: "I can't do it".
She grabs the picture and runs off the ring with it.
Sierra: "My Cody".
Chris: "Well, still 1-1. Heroes".
Trent: "I feel for Sierra. She really misses him".
Mal: (Walks up to wheel) "Guess I'll go next."
Mal spins the wheel and it stops on the symbol of a spider.
The giant purple spider from last season rises from under the stage. The spider pulls off its headpiece to reveal Izzy's head.
Izzy: "Greetings, spider food!" (Giggles. Cameron shrieks like a girl and runs off).
Chris: "It's an eight-legged Izzy!"
(The challenge bell rings and the two face off)
Izzy: (Sniffs the air and her eyes widen) "Ugh, you smell weird! Like a honey cruller wrapped in rotten ham! Good on the inside; poison on the outside!" (Mal blinks blankly)
(Cut to inside Mike's mind, Mike watching through the mirror)
Mike: (Terrified) "You're right! Help, Mal is keeping me prisoner in my own subconscious!" (The mirror sinks into the brain) "Wait!"
(Cut back outside)
Izzy: "Question. (Narrows her eyes) Who's Mal?"
Duncan, Zoey and Cameron gasp.
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: "How does Izzy know about Mal? That's it, I'm gonna make a deck of Tarot cards."
Cameron: "Mal? Who is Mal and what does he have to do with Mike"?
Mal: (Angry) "They say the eyes are the windows to the soul... Time to SHUT. THAT. WINDOW."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Mal: (Wearing a malicious smile) "Enough chitter-chatter."
Mal launches himself at Izzy and wraps his arms around her neck in an attempt to snap it. Duncan and Zoey are cringing. Mal delivers a big punch, sending her reeling. Mal punches her four times and then gives a fifth punch to the face. The fifth punch knocks her out of the ring,
Duncan: ( Zoey) "See that"?
Chris: Mike that looked villainous! But, a point's a point. It's 2 to 1 heroes, one more point and they win the whole thing!"
Mal walks up to Zoey.
Zoey: "Wow... um... where'd you learn to do that?"
Mal: (Imitating Mike, looking freaked out) "I don't know! It's like I wasn't even in control!
Grabs Zoey's hand with his.) "But I feel WAY better now that I'm with you."
Chris: "Villains!"?
Scott walks up to the wheel.
Scott: "I'll go".
He spins the wheel, but it lands on Fang, much to his horror.
Chris laughs.
Chris: "This should be good".
Trent nods his head in disappointment.
CONFESSIONAL:
Scott: (Does not say anything, but has a look of horror on his face.)
Trent: That crazy shark is going to maul him again". (He sighs in sadness.)
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Scott is in the ring, horrified, while Fang has an evil smile on his face.
Chris: "Begin". As he rings the bell.
Fang walks up, punches him in the face, stomach and arm. Scott is groaning in pain. Fang gives him another punch to the face, knocking him out of the ring.
Chris laughs. Trent glares at him.
Trent: "Not funny Chris".
Chris: "Yes it is. The score is still 2-1. However, with the Villains still down, I'll give you guys another chance."
Courtney walks to the wheel.
Courtney: "I'll go". (Spins the wheel, which lands on Gwen.)
Courtney is shocked.
Courtney: "Gwen?"
Gwen: "There must be some mistake!"
Chris: (Chuckles) "No way, I have been looking forward to this match ALL day. Uh, I mean, how random!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "Fight Gwen? I can't!"
Gwen: "I won't! I can't do this!"
Trent: "This is not going to end well".
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
(Courtney and Gwen are now in the ring.)
Gwen: "No way!" (She and Courtney giggle.)
Courtney: "Sorry, Chris.
Chris: "Yeah, I kind of figured this would happen... So, as a bit of extra incentive..." (Chef wheels in a television monitor)
Chris simply turns on the TV, which turns out to be a clip of Duncan and Gwen making out in season 3 and the beginning of season 4. The camera alternates between Courtney and the clips of Duncan and Gwen making out, Courtney gets angrier after every clip. The monitor shows what looks like one of Sierra's blogs, with a picture of Sierra hugging Cody included. Another Gwen and Duncan make-out clip is shown.)
Chris: "Isn't it awesome? The producers found it on Sierra's Gwuncan blog."
Trent: "This is not right".
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: (Worried) "This is unfair. Gwen and Courtney are getting along again and now Courtney is going to go off".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: (Notices Courtney still growling.) "Uh, Courtney, remember, we're past this! We're friends again!"
Trent: "Listen to her Courtney".
Courtney: "I guess I'm not as over it as I thought! (Raises her fist) Sorry Gwen, this is going to hurt you more than it hurts me!"
She growls and throws a punch at Gwen, who protects her face.
Courtney: "That's for kissing my boyfriend!"
Gwen punches back, but Courtney protects her face.
Gwen: "That's for him not being your boyfriend when we kissed me!"
Duncan (To Trent, with a cocky smile): "They're fighting over me".
Trent rolls his eyes in annoyance.
Courtney punches Gwen.
Courtney: "Neither of us knew Duncan and I weren't together before you two kissed!"
Gwen punches Courtney.
Gwen: "I assumed you two were over".
Courtney punches Gwen.
Courtney: "You should have confirmed with him"!
Gwen punches Courtney
Gwen: "You shouldn't have placed most of the blame on me"!
Courtney punches Gwen.
Courtney: "You shouldn't have kissed him behind my back and tried to hide the kiss"!
Gwen punches Courtney.
Gwen: "You should have let me explain myself and try to make amends during and after season 3!"
Courtney punches Gwen.
Courtney: "Duncan should have been honest from the start"!
Gwen punches Courtney.
Gwen: "Agreed"!
Duncan frowns.
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: "They're right. I should apologize, particularly to Courtney".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(By now, Courtney and Gwen are bruised and beaten, weakly punching at each other, taking turns and clearly exhausted.)
Chris: (Bored) "Ok, times up." (The bell rings again)
Gwen/Courtney: (Weakly preparing to go at it again) "No!"
Gwen punches Courtney.
Gwen: "Ok, you're right. I was wrong for how I handled things, and for arguing I did nothing wrong and that you two weren't together. I'm sorry. I'm only back to make amends with you".
Courtney punches her back.
Courtney: "You're right that I should not have put most of the blame as well. I'm sorry too. I missed Duncan, but missed you more!"
Duncan: (Offended) "Hey! Come on!"
Trent smiles.
Both girls collapse onto their knees, gasping.
Gwen: "So, friends?"
Courtney: (Tears up) *sniff* "Totes..." (Hugs Gwen) "Friends forever."
Zoey/Sierra: "Awwwww!"
Trent is happy.
Chris: (Fake sniffles, wipes a fake tear from his eye) "For putting a little warmth in my otherwise frozen heart, I'm giving both of your teams a point." (Goes back to his smile.) "But, with a final score of 3-2, the heroes win!"
Courtney and Gwen are happy.
The rest of the Villains cheer, While the Heroes groan.
Outside the cabins, Courtney, Gwen and Trent are talking.
Trent: I'm really happy for you two".
Gwen: "Thanks, so am I. My goal is complete". She says excitedly.
Courtney: "I'm glad as well".
Trent: "Thanks for the encouragement Gwen".
Gwen: "No problem. I did not expect to see this side of you".
Trent: "Thanks to you. You bring out the best in me".
Gwen blushes. Courtney smirks at her.
Gwen: "Aww, thanks".
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "Trent makes it impossible not to like him. He's a wonderful guy and I'm glad to be his girlfriend". (Gwen becomes nervous and scared.) "I said and meant friend. What is with me and these tongue slips? I need the camera". (Lunges at the camera.) "Give me that camera".
Trent: "Gwen does bring out the best in me. I really want her to give us a second chance, but I'm content with being her friend". (She frowns.)
Courtney: "Looks like Gwen is falling for Trent again, and Trent definitely still has a thing for Gwen. It would be cool if they got back together, as long as she doesn't choose him over me". (She says with some nerves.)
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan and Zoey are talking behind the boys cabin.
Duncan: "He's dangerous".
Zoey: "This is disturbing. I can't believe it. Mike is so nice".
Duncan: "Not Mike, Mal".
Zoey: "If what you are saying is true, then we are in true danger".
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: "I don't want to believe Duncan is right, but the signs are not good".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey (To Duncan): "Mike was vicious to Izzy, but to be fair, this was a fight challenge".
Duncan: "But this is unlike him. Makes you wonder. What if Mike's the alternate personality, and Mal is the real deal?" (Lindsay & Zoey both gasp.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: (Nervous) "After all this time? No! It can't be... although, when you really think about it..." (Gasps in fear) "NO!"
Duncan: "I hope Zoey is able to understand that Mike isn't really Mike".
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Mal: (Feigning innocence at Zoey and Duncan) "Hey guys, what are you talking about?"
Zoey: (Nervously) Nothing!
Duncan: "Uh, cars!"
Chris: "Ok, before we send another player to the sewers, I have a wee announcement to make. Tonight, the winners get to choose which player is eliminated from the losers' team." (The villains start to gasp.) "Hold that gasp. And the losers are the choosers of which winner goes to Boney Island. And the teams are NOT merging! …Now you may gasp." (Everyone gasps.) "And there it is. Now, heroes, who's going home tonight?"
(The Villains whisper to each other for a couple of seconds.)
Gwen: (Speaks up) "We've decided- "
Cameron: "Reluctantly, very reluctantly!
Gwen: "To eliminate..." (The Heroes all look tense for a few seconds.) "..Cameron".
Cameron: (Groans) "Man! But why?"
Trent: "Sorry man, you're a nice guy, but also a threat.
Chris: "Now, Cameron, before you take the flush of shame, which hero is headed to be exiled on Boney Island?"
Cameron: (Points sarcastically) "Sierra!"
Sierra groans.
(Chef then carries her to the boat, as it sails away to Boney Island.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Cameron: "I doubt Sierra will find the invincibility statue."
Duncan: "Mal got lucky tonight."
Mal: (Evil smile): "Cameron is definitely a threat, so glad he's gone. Now, I gotta get Duncan out because I feel like he knows my secret".
Trent: "Cameron is a good guy, but he's so smart and he won the previous season".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to the flush of shame with Cameron in the bowl. And everyone else, except Alejandro, were watching him.)
Cameron: "So long guys".
Trent: "Sorry man".
Chris: Time to go!" (Pushes the button.)
As he goes down the drain, the water splashes the contestants; Chris tosses his umbrella away.)
Chris: "Former competitors, surprising twists, can we top it? You better believe we can! Next time, on Total Drama All-Stars!"
(End Credits)
Notes:
1. I had Courtney and Gwen's fight last longer so we'd see more convos between them, and eventually have them admit their mistakes. they are friends again.
2. Mal getting more out of control and it looks like Zoey is starting to catch on.