Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode's clips) "Last time on Total Drama, a brutal teens vs. mutants fisticuffs free-for-all, proved beyond all doubt, that these guys will do ANYTHING for a million bucks. Trent faced his fear of mimes, which Gwen seemed to like. Courtney and Gwen let out their anger and officially became friends again. The Villains won and got to send a Hero home, and the losing Hero got to send a villain to exile. So, it was ``see you tomorrow, Sierra, goodbye Cameron!"
(Cut to Chris standing on top of the Flush of Shame.)
Chris: "Only eight players remain, and none of them are ready for how everything is about to change. Right here, right now, on Total Drama All-Stars!"
(Opening credits)
(Cut to the dining room in the spa-hotel, where Gwen is seen dreaming happily at the table with her breakfast.)
Gwen: (Sighs peacefully) "I'm feeling so great".
Courtney walks up to her.
Courtney: "Same".
Gwen: (Sits next to Courtney.) "A couple of days ago, I was ready to quit. Now that we're friends again, I never want it to end."
Courtney: "I hope we make it to the finale together!"
Gwen: "Can we bring Trent to the final 3?"
Courtney: "Sure".
Gwen/Courtney: "If I don't win the million bucks, I hope you do!"
CONFESSIONALS:
Gwen: I mean it".
Courtney: "I mean it". (Her smile disappears.) "But I hope Trent doesn't complicate things".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
On the boys side, Trent and Scott can hear them".
Scott: "They sure seem to be getting along again".
Trent: "Glad they've made up".
CONFESSIONALS:
Trent: I'm happy the two of them made up".
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Sierra, who has been back from Boney Island, is traumatized.
Flashback (The previous night on Boney Island.)
Sierra is looking for Cody.
Siera: "Cody. Cody? You there"? (She becomes worried and scared).
She is constantly looking. The more she looks, the more freaked out she gets.
"Cody, I need you".
Tera rolls down her eyes and she begins crying.
End of flashback.
CONFESSIONAL:
Sierra: (crying) "I miss you Cody"!
Zoey and Mal see Sierra.
Zoey: "Wow, she is struggling".
Mal: "Yea, she is".
Zoey: "I'm so sad Cameron is gone".
Mal: (Pretends to be upset): "Same".
CONFESSIONAL:
Mal: (Evil smile.) "I'm glad Cam is gone. Next, I gotta get Duncan out because he is catching on. He better watch his back".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: "Ok campers, I have a big announcement! Today, the teams are being merged!" (Everyone gasps) "That's right! From now on, the challenges are for 'individual' winners only. And EVERYONE is at risk of getting the not-so royal flush!" (His phone rings) "I have to take this; it's my stylist." (Puts the phone to his ear.) "Yeah, how come my socks don't match my shirt?" (Walks away.)
Mal To Zoey: "We gotta stick together, especially since Cam is gone".
Zoey: "Absolutely".
Cameron: "Of course!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: "I don't know if Duncan is telling the truth about Mal. I don't want to believe it, but Mike is acting strange. (Pulls out a deck of crudely-made tarot cards) "What's next for Mike?" (She picks out three cards and shows them to the camera. One card shows a dejected man in chains, the second a dark tower, and the third a creepy leprechaun) "The Lonely Prisoner, Creepy Tower, (Sounds confused) and the Evil Leprechaun"?
Mal: "It's sooo easy to imitate Mike. Not even Zoey has a clue I'm not him, I should have done this YEARS ago." (He chuckles darkly as the camera zooms into his brain.)
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
(Cut to inside Mike/Mal's brain, Mike still tugging away at the rock)
Mike: (Grunts in exhaustion) "This is ridiculous! (Looks up in fear) ooh, wait." (The camera shifts to reveal an ominous tower growing straight out of the ground, spikes coming out at awkward angles and a big glowing light at the top) "What's with the top of that tower? It kind of looks like-"
(Suddenly, a series of floating question marks fly right past him, each one saying "who?" Mike grabs one of them and uses it to slice through his chain)
Mike: "Yes!"
Question marks: "Why?"
Mike: (Ecstatic) "Because!" (Mike runs off, a few feet later he comes across a stand made out of brain matter, Chester, his old man personality, is chained to it)
Mike: "Chester! Are you..." (Notices the stand's logo, which is a silhouette of Mal's face over a skateboard) "Selling skateboards?"
Chester: (Walks up to Mike, chained to the stall by his ankle, holding a skateboard) "Eh, it was Mal's idea."
Mike: (Gasps with an idea) "Can you help me fight Mal and gain control of my mind again"?
Chester: "Mal is the whippiest snapper whippersnapper that ever snapped. I'm with ya Mike".
Mike: "Chester! Will you help me?"
He Hands Mike the skateboard. Mike slams it against the chain, breaking it.
Mike: "Alright, let's go! To the weird creepy tower!" (Runs off)
(Cut back to the campgrounds)
Chris: "Mhhm, yeah! (Walks in front of the camera wearing a captain's hat, shuts his phone) Guy thinks I'm colorblind, AS IF! Anywho, (Stands in front of his TV with a map of the island on it) this week's challenge is a regatta around the island."
Trent: "A re-whatta?"
Chris: (Annoyed) "Regatta, it's a boat race".
(The TV monitor shows an animation of 8 icons with the players' faces going around the island.)
Chris: "The first person to circumnavigate the entire island wins immunity, and a night at the spa hotel. Don't worry; Chef will keep things interesting by providing some 'obstacles' for you." (Chris chuckles, as everyone looks nervous. The monitor shows 10 boats) "Some of the boats are seaworthy." (Two of the boats sink) Some are sink-errific. And, they're all first come, first serve. Starting..." (Yells into his bullhorn, & blows the airhorn) "NOW!"
Everyone cheers and heads straight for the dock.
Courtney: (Running with Gwen. and Trent) "Let's go!"
Duncan: (Running up behind them.) "Hey, can I be part of your alliance?"
(All three stare at him, confused.)
Gwen: "Uhh.. Why?"
Duncan: "I need allies and can protect you from people like Mike!"
Mal and Zoey run behind, innocently. Gwen and Trent are confused.
Courtney: "Ha! Like he's a threat."
Trent: "What are you talking about"?
Duncan: "He's actually dangerous! I knew him back in Juvie when his name was Mal!"
Gwen and Trent are shocked. Courtney just bursts out laughing as she runs ahead.
Gwen: "Is that true?"
Duncan nods his head.
Trent: "We'll keep an eye".
Gwen: "Yea".
Duncan smiles.
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: "Is what Duncan saying true"?
Gwen: "I don't know if Duncan is telling the truth, but we should keep an eye on Mike. He has been acting strange".
Duncan: "While Gwen and I are broken up, she still trusts me. Trent seems to trust me as well".
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
(Along the Dock of Shame there are 2 speedboats, a rusty powerboat, a rowboat, a rubber raft, a wooden raft, the boat of losers, a swan paddle boat, the Swedish ship, and a basket canoe. Courtney, Gwen and Trent run across the dock and jump into the second speedboat.)
The three leave, with Courtney driving.
Chris: "Courtney, Gwen and Trent, take the lead".
Duncan chooses the first boat.
Chris: (Flies into frame on his jetpack) "Duncan is right behind them!"
Mal (With his hair flipped back down) suddenly jumps into the powerboat, and punches the controls causing them to spark and sputter. He jumps to the rowboat, grabs its anchor, and sends it straight through the bottom, causing the boat to sink. He then leaps to the rubber raft, pulls the plug, and lets the air out of it. He jumps on the grass canoe causing it to break apart, and finally jumps into the Boat of Losers.)
Zoey: (Calls out as she runs up to the boat) "Mike!" (Mal puts his hair back up and takes off with the Boat of Losers) "Oh..." (Points to the powerboat) "He left!" (She jumps in the powerboat and turns on the ignition, only for it to sputter and suddenly sink. (Zoey is annoyed.)
(Cut to Zoey on the raft holding large sticks for oars; Scott and Sierra jump on the raft.)
Scott: "This is the only one that floats!
Zoey: "Let's go".
Scott and Sierra paddle with their arms while Zoey uses two sticks as oars.
Mal speeds by in the Boat of Losers.
Chris: (Hovers overhead) "And Mike takes the lead! But, will he keep it all the way through Coconut Alley?"
Mal: "Coconut Alley? What the *bleep* is that?" (A coconut bonks him on the head, sending his hair down to its normal state) "Ow!"
(Pan up to reveal Chef in the hot air balloon, sending a bucket of coconuts down. Mal ducks back into the cockpit before they lands.)
Courtney, Gwen and Trent's boat.
Courtney: "Gwen, you may not know this, but Trent and I formed an alliance early in the game".
Gwen is shocked.
Gwen: "Oh".
Courtney: "But you and I are still good". (Looks at Trent.) "Gwen and I have promised to go to the finale together, but would like for you to come with us to the final 3".
Trent: "I'm in. Wherever Gwen goes, I go. I don't know what I'd do without her".
Gwen tries to hide her blush.
Chris: "This is boring. Chef"?
Chef drops a dynamite in the water that explodes in front of the , Gwen and Trent scream, but luckily are unhurt, though part of the boat is damaged.
Courtney groans.
Trent: "Chef is trying to kill us".
Duncan's boat is shaking.
Duncan: "Wo, wo. Rough boat".
The boat suddenly stops.
Duncan: "No, no. Not now, please work. He hits the boat, but part of the boat comes off and hits him in the head.
Duncan: "Ow"!
He fiddles with the engine, but is hit with black smoke. He coughs and gets frustrated.
Duncan turns the key a few times, and then it starts.
Duncan: (Relieved): "Yes"!.
He begins riding again.
Back with Zoey, Sierra and Scott. Scott notices Fang, much to his horror.
Scott: "Ahh. Fang".
He begins paddling faster, but Fang catches up and bites a small part of the raft. However, as Fang is about to bite again, Zoey kicks Fang, who groans in pain.
Scott: "Phew"!
CONFESSIONAL:
Scott: "That was close".
Zoey (Annoyed): "You're welcome Scott".
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Chris: (Jetpacks into frame) "So far, everyone's still alive!" (Smirks) "But really, how likely is that to continue? Find out when we return, with more Total Drama All-Stars!"
(Commercial break.)
Duncan is falling behind. He is getting frustrated.
Duncan: "Come on"!
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: No, no. I need to win and get Mal out".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Back with Courtney, Gwen and Trent. Courtney begins going faster, but the boat shakes, causing the boat to spin a bit, and messing with Gwen and Trent's balance. Suddenly, Gwen stumbles into Trent, her lips being an inch away from his. The two look each other awkwardly for a few seconds, before Gwen presses her lips against his, causing Trent's eyes to widen. Gwen gives him a brief yet deep kiss on his lips and ends it. Both look at each other shocked.
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: "Did that just happen"? He blushes.
Gwen: "I didn't mean that". She blushes.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney, who is looking at them, turns back around with a smirk on her face.
Chef drops another dynamite in the water which explodes. While Courtney, Gwen and Trent evade it, they briefly lose control of the boat, causing them to scream, before getting back in control.
Courtney: "I hate this".
Zoey looks ahead and becomes scared.
Zoey: "Oh no. "Piranhas. Wait, Mike is there too. If only there was a way to make sure he was really Mike and not some sneaky alternate persona!"
Sierra: "Maybe try getting yourself in danger!"
Zoey: (Gasps) "That's right! That gives me a crazy idea! Wish me luck guys!"
Scott: "Don't hurt yourself!"
(Suddenly the raft bumps and Zoey is forced off the raft. She looks frightened at the piranhas that surround her.)
Zoey: "….Me and my big mouth!"
Sierra and Scott: (Looking at Zoey & gasp) "Zoey! No!"
Zoey: (Pleadingly) "Mike, help! Miike!"
(As Zoey screams, Mal grins maliciously but then gasps. Zoom into his head again, where Mike and Chester stop on their trek as they hear Zoey screaming.)
Mike: "Zoey?" (Looks up in shock) "Zoey!"
(Mike suddenly disappears, and Mal reappears in his place. Chester straightens his back and hollers in fear.)
Mal: (Surprised) "What the?"
(Cut back outside, where Mike gasps, regaining control)
Mike: (Looks confused) "Hey, why am I on a boat?" (Stops the boat and looks out of the cockpit. Courtney, Gwen and Trent speed past him)
Chris: "Courtney, Gwen and Trent take back the lead!"
The three cheer.
Mike sees Zoey screaming in the distance
Mike: (Terrified) "Oh-ohmygosh, Zoey!"
Mal: "Oh no you DON'T!" (Grunts angrily with effort, before disappearing; Mike re-appears in his place)
Mike: "Zoey, I-" (Looks around and sees he is back in his head) NOO! Come on!"
Zoey: (Her screams echoing through his head) "Miiiike!"
Chester: (Uncovers his eyes) "I don't know what's happening! But It's scary!"
Mike: "Zoey's in trouble and there's nothing I can do!" (Growls) "When I get out of here, Mal is going to pay!"
(Cut to Zoey, Zoey's pole starts to slowly get lower to the water)
Zoey: (Screaming) "Heeelp!"
Mal: (Ducks back in the hotel. Imitating Mike again) "Oh, uh, hold on! The engine won't start!" (Makes unconvincing engine sputtering noises.)
Zoey: (On the very tip of the pole) "Help, seriously!"
Sierra: (She and Scott pass him) "Mike, Zoey's in danger!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Mal: (Groans) "Only because otherwise it'll look suspicious."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: (Pleading to the piranhas) "Please don't eat me!"
(Just then, the boat of losers comes back around, and Mal grabs her off the pole)
Mal: (Holding her in his arms, falsely) "Sorry that took so long, I'm just glad you're ok!" (They press their heads together.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: (Still out of breath) "I knew it! I knew he wouldn't let me become fish food! (Swoons) so romantic!"
Mal: (Chuckles) "How gullible is this girl?"
Duncan, who has already passed them.
Duncan: (Evil smile.) "Tough luck Mal".
(Cut to Chris and Chef standing on the dock of shame, a buoy with the finish line flag floats next to them)
Chris: "All the boats are in the final stretch! Who's going to win tonight's immunity?"
Courtney Gwen and Trent come, but their boat stops abruptly shortly before the finish line. All three are shocked.
Trent: "What's going on"?
Courtney tries to start the engine and move, but doesn't work.
Courtney groans.
Courtney: "No, our engine is down".
Trent and Gwen are disappointed.
From afar, Duncan sees them.
Duncan: "Yes, I have a chance".
Sierra and Scott are struggling to hold the pole up as the Boat of Losers, past them.
Sierra: "They're ahead of us".
Scott: "No".
Fang is back. Scott screams. The two row faster.
Zoey looks back in worry, Mal smiling maliciously.
Zoey: (Runs to the other side.) "We should help them!"
Mal: "No, we have to win".
Zoey: "But".
Ma: "Zoey, we got to".
Zoey frowns.
Sierra and Scott gain control of the pole and begin to get away from Fang.
Sierra: "We can do this".
CONFESSIONAL:
Sierra: "We're back in."
Scott: "Finally".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney, Gwen and Trent's boat is still not moving.
Courtney: "Unbelievable!" She screams angrily.
Trent sees Duncan coming.
Trent: "Duncan is coming".
Gwen and Courtney are scared.
Courtney: "No, he can't beat us"!
Duncan is getting closer and closer.
Courtney: "Noooooooo"!
Duncan crosses the finish line.
Chris: "Duncan wins"!
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: "I did it. Mal can't get me out now". He says and smiles evilly.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney smacks the boat in anger, and it starts.
Courtney "Oh come on".
Crosses the finish line.
Chris: "Courtney, Gwen and Trent just miss the win.
Gwen and Trent look at each other awkwardly.
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "Ok, I can't deny any longer. I still have feelings for Trent. I need to talk to him. That kiss was great, so great". She blushes.
Trent: "I do want to talk to Gwen about that kiss. I loved it". He blushes
END OF CONFESSIONAL.
All the contestants and Chris are standing on the doc, following the challenge.
Chris: "Since Duncan gets immunity and a night at the spa hotel.
Mal fake smiles.
CONFESSIONAL:
Mal: (Angry) "I should have tried sabotaging Duncan. He's catching on which is not good. I let the Zoey situation distract me. Gotta come up with another plan, but he's not out of the woods I will get him out".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
As the contestants are walking away, Duncan stops Courtney.
Duncan: "Can we talk"?
Courtney: (Confused) "Yea".
Duncan: "Your boxing match with Gwen yesterday made me realize what I did to you was wrong".
Courtney: (Shocked) "Really"?
Duncan: "Yes. I should have been honest about us being over from the start. You were led on and deceived, both of which are wrong of me. I'm sorry".
Courtney: (Floored) Wow, Duncan. I did not expect this. Thanks".
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "Duncan apologized? Wow. So maybe I can give us another chance. (She becomes horrified at what she said.) As friends. I meant friends. I don't want to get back together with him". (Gets mad and lunges at the camera.) "Give me that camera. Give it to me".
Duncan: "Good that I apologized. Maybe she will now give us another chance. (Becomes scared.) A chance to be friends. No, not as a couple. Definitely not as a couple". (He becomes more nervous.)
With Gwen and Trent.
Trent: "So, can we talk about the kiss"?
Gwen sighs.
Gwen: "Ok, I couldn't stop myself from kissing you. The kiss was great, really great".
Trent: "I enjoyed the kiss as well. However, I did not see that coming".
Gwen: " I've been trying to deny this, but I can't any longer. I've fallen for you again Trent".
Trent is shocked.
Trent: "I never expected you to say that again. I still have not gotten over you".
Gwen: "Do you think we can have another chance"?
Trent: "You want to get back together after what happened in season 2"?
Gwen: "Trent, that wasn't all your fault. I made mistakes as well, such as not talking to you about your interest in number 9, and being too quick to end things with you. We both made mistakes. However, that is all in the past. I would like us to have another chance".
Trent smiles.
Trent: "So would I".
Gwen smiles and kisses him on the lips.
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: (Very happy.) "I get another chance with Gwen. I won't mess this up again".
Gwen: "I'm glad I fixed things with Trent.
Courtney approaches them.
Courtney: "So you two are back together"?
Gwen: "Yes".
Courtney: "Happy for both of you".
Trent: "Thanks".
Gwen: "Thank you".
Courtney is shown smiling.
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: (Nervous) "I hope this doesn't mess with my finale deal with Gwen".
END OF CONFESSIONAL.
Sierra: "Cody, Cody, Cody"!
She begins sobbing.
CONFESSIONAL:
Sierra: "I miss my Cody".
Mal: "I really feel bad for Sierra. I think we should vote her out so she can be with Cody. We don't want her to be miserable any longer.
The others nod in agreement.
Trent: "Yes, you're right".
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent (Confused): "If Duncan is right, then this Mal guy is playing us, but we don't know if he is right. What we do know is Sierra is struggling".
Mal: "Courtney, Gwen and Trent are close, so I want to take out one of them, but Zoey wants them around for one more vote because she likes them. I decided to let them go this round and take out Sierra, who is mentally unstable. However, I'm still in control here, and I will get what I want".
END OF CONFESSIONAL
Elimination ceremony.
Chris: As a reward for making it to the merge, there will be no Boney Island for any of you tonight..."
The contestants cheer.
Chris: "Ok, it's voting time!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: (Crosses a photo.)
Duncan: (Crosses out Sierra's photo.)
Sierra: (Crosses out Duncan's photo.)
Scott: (Crosses out a photo.)
Gwen: (Crosses out a photo.)
Trent: (Crosses out a photo.)
Zoey: (Crosses out a photo.)
Mal: (Crosses out a photo.)
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Chris: (Staring at the papers) "The votes have been 's Flush is Sierra!"
Sierra is shocked.
Sierra: "Why"?
Zoey: "You're struggling here without Cody. You should go to him".
Trent: "Yea, Sierra, be with your man".
(Cut to the flush of shame with Sierra in it, crying.)
Gwen: "Sorry. Say hi to Cody for me".
Chris activates the button, flushing Sierra.
Sierra: "For Cody". As she is being flushed.
Mal is smiling evilly.
Trent is relieved.
Trent: "At least we put her out of her misery".
Gwen nods in approvement.
Chris: "Ok Duncan, I've decided that you need to choose one person here, to join you in the spa hotel".
Everyone is shocked. All but Courtney look at Duncan, hoping he pick them,
Duncan: "I pick Courtney".
Everyone is shocked, especially Courtney.
Courtney: Why me"?
Duncan: "I don't know if I can ever fully make up for how I handled us ending and the love triangle, but this is at least something I can do for you".
Courtney: "Oh, thanks".
Gwen smirks.
Gwen (To Trent): (Whispers) "He's acting like he still doesn't have feelings for her".
Trent silently chuckles.
Chris: "Wow.. What a shocker. Anyways.. Eight players down, seven to go! Who's next to take a paddle in the big porcelain pond? Find out for sure, when we return for another all-new episode of Total, Drama, All-Stars!"
(End Credits)
Notes:
1. Gwen and Trent are officially back together.
2. Will Duncan expose Mal to Courtney?