Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode's clips) "Last time on Total Drama, we celebrated our 100th episode with a few surprise guest appearances, and a kidnapping of the host-y kind. But I stayed strong -Hey! (A clip of him screaming over the pit plays) Who put that there"? (More Chris screaming footage plays.) "Ok, someone is SO getting fired! Chef is a stress eater, Mal got Courtney to kiss Duncan, Trent stopped Zeke, which I still can't wrap my head around, and Mal rigged the votes to get Duncan flushed." (The screaming clip plays again, then zoom out to Chris in front of a large TV screen, holding the plug) "That is IT! Luckily, nothing gets me out of a bad mood faster than upping the 'ow factor' in a challenge. Stick around to see who goes down, right here on Total Drama All-Stars! Tell the editor to meet me at the flush of shame!"

(Chef just sits in the control room, giggling evilly.)

(Opening credits)

Gwen, Trent and Courtney are sitting outside the mansion.

Trent: "Don't worry Courtney, you'll see Duncan again".

Courtney: "I just can't believe what happened".

Gwen: "Mal must have rigged the votes. Duncan was right the entire time".

Trent nods in agreement and Courtney gets mad.

Courtney: "He has to go next". (Gwen and Trent nod in agreement.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "Mal, you will pay for this".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to the loser girl's cabin; where Zoey is sleeping, until she heard a knock on the window, as she woke up.)

Zoey: (Yawns) "Who could that be?"

Zoey then opens it and Mal is standing there, his hair sticking up and him faking innocence and worry.)

Mal: "Hey Zoey, you ok?"

Zoey: (Sighs) "I'm still shocked about Duncan getting every vote. Did he vote for himself?"

Mal (Fake surprised): "No idea!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: (Laughs evilly, his hair flipped back down) "Zoey is so clueless. She has no idea I'm behind Duncan's elimination. This is too easy".

Zoey: "If Mal is real, did he rig the votes to get Duncan out"?

(Zoom into Mal's mind; pan over to Mike and Chester both walking along a brain-matter wasteland)

Chester: So... much... walking! Why'd I ever agree to go on a quest? (Stops, looking angered) There better not be any of that rock and/or roll music, or-or dancing where we're going!

?: (Off-screen in a feminine-like voice) Vill you keep it down vith zhe babbling? (Pan over to reveal Svetlana, Mike's Russian Gymnast personality, chained to a large boulder and carving a sculpture of a fish out of what appeared to be butter) He might hear you!

Mike: "Svetlana! (Confused) Uh... what are you doing?"

Svetlana: "Mal told me "sculpting fishies vith butter, or cease to exist.""

Mike: "Well it's time to cease his existence! Come with us!"

Svetlana: (Whispering) "Shhh! Stop vith zhe talking! He has zhe ears everywhere!" (She points up, to reveal several ear shaped clouds hanging above them)

Mike: Ok, that could be a problem."

(Zoom back out to Mal in the confessional)

Mal: "Next up is Courtney".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) "Attention, maggots! Get to the woods! Hup! Hup! Hup!"

Mal, Zoey & Scott both calmly leave the cabin. Scott looks at Mal awkwardly

CONFESSIONAL:

Scott: "Mike is acting odd."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to the edge of the woods, Chris is wearing a military camouflage helmet and sunglasses, with a stern expression on his face. The campers come running in (Gwen and Trent at the rear looking exhausted.)

Chris: "At ease, maggots! 'Bout time you got here, I was almost getting bored".

Courtney sighs in annoyance.

Chris: "Listen up, worms. Chef's boot-camp challenge in season one was tough; but this is season five, and things are about to get a whole lot more hurty, with the Chris McLean Obsta-kill Course! -Patent pending." (Pan over to a yard full of tires with flags at both ends) "To win this full-on race challenge and avoid getting flushed, first you'll have to conquer the fun tires!" (Pan over to a steep wooden incline with 5 ropes hanging on it; one is a regular rope, one is more fuzzy, one is covered with strange red substance, one looks like an electrical wire [sparks included] and the last one is red and resembles licorice) "Get through them, and you're on to the rope slope! Some ropes are less reliable than others, so choose wisely! But not TOO wisely, that will spoil the fun, for me." (Pan over to a jungle gym-like ladder over a small pond) "Next, the snapping bars!"

Zoey: "Why are they called that?"

Chris: "Oh, you'll see!" (Pan over to an empty field) "Then it's on to a pleasant run through the 'duck and cover.' Come out of THAT alive, and you're in for a real treat!"

Scott: (Scoffing) "Pfft, piece of cake."

Chris: "Oooh, in that case-

Scott: (Realizes what he said, then groans in fear) "No!"

Chris: "Everyone has to wear a heavy pack for the whole challenge." (Chef tosses the packs onto the ground, the contestants groan.) "Abandon your pack and you'll face a brutal penalty. Seriously, (Chuckles) this is gonna be awesome!"

(Trent picks up one of the packs, with Gwen and Courtney whispering behind her.)

Gwen: (Whispering) "Can we talk about our finale deal after the challenge?"

Courtney: "Yes, I do want to talk about that as well".

Gwen: "Can we include Trent in this"?

Courtney (a little concerned): "Yes".

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "I want to go to the finale with Courtney and Trent, so I need to talk to them about this and also inform Trent".

Courtney: "I still want to go to the finale with Gwen, but with her being back with Trent, I'm worried".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to Chris with his megaphone, all the contestants are lined up at the starting line)

Chris: (Over the megaphone) "On your marks, get set, go!" (Chris blows the air horn as they all race towards the tires. Courtney and Scott in the lead.)

Scott: "This is easy!" (He and Courtney keep running along each other until a pole pops up from a tire, and Courtney runs straight into it. Courtney screams and Scott looks back) .

He trips and falls into one of the tires, one leg straight up and touching his face. He screams in pain."

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) "You dung beetles didn't think Colonel McLean would give you a straight-ahead challenge, did you?"

(Meanwhile Mal and Zoey are running through a field of tires with geysers of hot water shooting out)

Mal: (Pulls Zoey back just as water jets out of the tire in front of her) "Woah, careful!"

Zoey: (Pulls Mal back as water jets out behind him) "Look out!"

Mal: (Grabs Zoey's hands) "Thanks! We make a great team!" (While Trent looks suspicious.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "Mal has to be playing Zoey. How do we get Mike back"?

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen and Trent are running alongside each other.

Trent: "We gotta stick together".

Gwen: "Absolutely".

She gives Trent a quick kiss on the lips.

Chris: (Pulls up with Chef in his jeep) "Mike and Zoey are in the lead! and heading for the rope slope! This oughta be good!"

(Zoey and Mal run up to the rope slope; Mal grabs the red rope, Zoey the fuzzy rope, Mal starts climbing the red rope quickly while Zoey goes more slowly up the fuzzy rope)

Zoey: "What the heck?" (Sniffs the rope)

Mal: (Stops and calls down) "Come on, Zoey; you can do it!"

Zoey: "I'm try-y-y-aachoo!" (Lets go of the rope and falls to the ground)

Chris: "Apparently Zoey's allergic to ropes made of dog hair."

Zoey: "Dog hair?" (Looks disgusted) "Eew!" (Sneezes again)

Mal: (Calls down to Zoey) "Zoey, you ok?"

Zoey: "Keep going! I'll catch up!"

Mal: (Sniffs his rope) "Licorice?" (Chuckles darkly) "Might as well make this more fun for the next guy."

(Mal takes a bite out of the chunk of the rope. Gwen and Trent run up and climb to dog hair rope until she reaches Zoey, who is on the regular rope.)

Zoey: (Nervously to Gwen) "Uh, are you allergic to dogs?"

Gwen: "Weird question, no."

Zoey: (Giggling) "It's just your rope is- "

Gwen: "Huh?" (Sniffs at her rope) "Ooh, yuck!"

Zoey: (Giggling) "I know, right? So gross!"

Scott and Courtney arrive at the bottom of the slope.

Courtney begins running up the slope, as Scott starts to climb the wire rope.)

Scott grabs one of the exposed areas on the wire, and gets shocked repeatedly.

Chris: (Chuckles) "Looks like someone found my favorite rope! The Zapper!"

Scott continues to get electrocuted.

Chris: "Will anyone survive the Obsta-kill Course? Will Scott become a human hot dog? Will I laugh no matter what? Yes to that; but, for all the other answers, stay tuned to Total Drama All-Stars!"

(Commercial break)

Cut to Mal traversing a set of jungle gym bars, snapping turtles circling the water below and jumping up at him to eat him.

Chris: "Mike is first to reach the snapping bars! (Pan over to Gwen, Trent and Zoey getting on the bars.) "Followed by Gwen, Trent and Zoey!"

Gwen: (Yelps and hugs onto the bars as one of the turtles bites at her boots) "So that's why they're called the snapping bars! Hilarious!"

Mal is on his way across the bars.

Trent: "Gwen, I'm going to do something. Kiss for good luck"?

Gwen gets confused, but still gives Trent a kiss on the lips.

Gwen: "What are you going to do?"

Trent makes a big jump off the bars, much to Gwen's and Zoey's horror.

Gwen: "TRENT"!

Trent grabs onto another bar further up front, much to Gwen and Zoey's relief. He does this a few more times, which scares Gwen and Zoey, but he soothes their worry when he grabs hold of a bar each time. He spoon manages to grab hold of Mal's legs, after one more jump.

Mal (Growls angrily): "Let go".

Trent: "Not without a fight".

(Zoom into Mal's brain again; Mike, Chester, and Svetlana still at the fish sculpture)

Mike: "Come on, let us help you break free!" (Svetlana suddenly starts glowing and pulsating transparently. And moaning in pain)

Mike: (Worried) "Svetlana? What's happening?"

Svetlana: (Convulsing dramatically) "Is ...him!"

(Suddenly cut back outside. Mal gasps, then his face changes to resemble Svetlana, only with dark circles under her eyes and a malevolent smile.)

Mal "Svetlana: Svetlana zhe Olympic champion, vith zhe hanging bars!" (Mal Svetlana begins swinging back and forth over and over again, slamming Trent into the bars every time, the turtles and the other contestants, except Scott who is being electrocuted. cringing as they watch.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: "Hmm ...I thought Mike said he couldn't access his other personalities anymore... At least he didn't turn into that Mal character.."

Gwen (Sad and horrified): "Trent was so brave. He deserves another kiss on those lips". (She gets mad.) "You're going down Mal".

Trent (beat up and sad.): "I wanted to stop Mal, but this is not looking good".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut back inside Mal's head, Svetlana continues to fade and holler)

Mike: "Fight it, Svetlana! Fight Mal!"

Svetlana: (Addresses the chain on her ankle.) "Zhe chain!" (Mike grabs the nearby sculpting mallet and smashes the chain, freeing her. Svetlana stops fading and stands.) "Hoorah! Svetlana helps you now!" (High fives Mike as Chester licks at one of the butter stacks.)

(Cut back outside where Mal Svetlana is using her legs to spin Trent around like a pinwheel screaming in pain.)

Trent screams loudly.

(Mal Svetlana suddenly gasps, Mal returning.)

Mal: (Confused) "Huh? (Looks down) Woah!" (His arms give way and he hits his jaw on the bar and falls through, into the water.)

(Trent lands safely on the bars, sighs in relief and runs to the other side, landing on his feet, groaning in dizziness, and then continuing forward.

Gwen (Excited): "Go Trent".

Mal rises up from the water, and the snapping turtles start leaping and biting at him.

Zoey: "Mike!"

Mal resurfaces with bruises and lumps covering his face from where the turtles bit him. He swims quickly out of the water, getting up to his feet, only to collapse on the ground, revealing every inch of his body covered in the same swollen sores.

Chris: (Cackles, driving by Mal) "Lindsay takes the lead, and Mike just may be out of commission."

CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: "How could Svetlana take off like that?" (His eye widens as he looks to his head) "Mike! Oh, he's messing with my plans!" (He growls and clenches his fists) "I'm coming for you, bro!" (He punches the camera, shattering the glass; the camera feed shuts off.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: (overtakes Gwen.) "Hang on, Mike, I'm coming!"

Chris: (Over the megaphone) "Courtney is coming!'"

Courtney starts climbing the bars

Scott meanwhile is still being electrocuted, which is severely hurting and weakening him.

Zoey: (Kneels down to Mal and shakes his shoulder) "Come on!

Mal: "You go ahead. I'll be there in a moment".

Zoey: "Well, ok, but be careful!" (Runs off)

Mal: (Grins evilly) "Oh, I always am!"

Cut to an open field with some rocks; Zoey runs past the rocks and is catching up to Trent.

Trent is suddenly struck by a leech, which swells up fast, much to Zoey's horror.

Zoey: "Ewww! Are you ok?"

Trent: (Groaning in pain.) "Maybe.."

Chris: (Over the megaphone) "Forgot to mention, (Pan over to him and Chef, Chef is holding a leechball gun) "This is Chef's favorite spot to unwind with some leechball target practice! So, you better duck, and you better find cover."

(Chef fires another leech, which gets Zoey in the face. She pulls it off, but Trent gets more leeches shot to her face.)

Trent: "Ow"

(Even more leeches are shot at Trent; Zoey jumps and rolls behind one of the rocks; after some leeches miss her, she runs off again.)

Chris: "And Zoey takes the lead!"

(Meanwhile, Courtney catches up to Gwen as they both enter the field

(Cut to a rock; a series of leeches are shot at the rock, where they cling to the rock. Gwen peeks from behind the rock, and then ducks back down, with Courtney.)

Gwen: "Trent took a big risk to stop Mal and he may have succeeded. When I see him next, I'm going to give him a big kiss on the lips".

Courtney laughs.

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "I'm glad Gwen and Trent are happy".

Gwen: "I'm so happy to be back with Trent".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Cut to Zoey ducking and weaving between the rocks, and creeping up behind a bush.

Zoey: "Nearly there!" (She creeps around the bush, but her backpack gets caught) "Ugh, oh come on!" (Suddenly a series of leeches rain down on her as she pitifully tries to block them.)

Mal is shown running. Courtney and Gwen see him.

Gwen: "I really hope Mal does not win".

Courtney: "Same."

Chris: (Over the megaphone) "Hey Bickersons, less whining, more ouching! (Gwen peeks over the rock, only to take a leech to the face) "Better."

(Gwen ducks back behind the rock, and plucks the leech off her head.)

They both run off.

Trent stumbles behind Mal and falls to her knees, 4 leeches clinging to his face.

Mal: (Faking worry) "Hey! Oooh, you want some help with those leeches?"

Trent: "Uhh yea".

Mal kicks Trent in the chest and sends him backwards a few feet. He then runs back and laughs as three more leeches grab onto Trent's face.)

(Mal runs off. Trent growls in pure rage and leaps into the air, the leeches all shake off of him.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "You're going to pay for this Mal!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Mal runs up to Zoey, who is still covered in leeches)

Mal: (Kneels down) "Zoey! Here, here, let me! (He picks all the leeches off of Zoey and they run off together.)

Zoey: "Thanks, Mike!"

Mal: "I owed you one; and we're a team, remember? Now let's win this thing-Woah!"

(They skid to a halt as they reach the edge of a cliff, a zip-line over the ravine, and Chris standing on the other side of the gap on the cliff opposite.)

Chris: (Over the megaphone) "Told yah you were in for a real treat! This is it, maggots: the final obstacle! All you gotta do is to get to where I'm standing, alive!"

Mal: (Groans in annoyance) "How are we supposed to do that?!"

Chris: "Hello, backpacks?"

(Zoey and Mal throw their packs to the ground and open them up, pulling out zip-lining equipment.)

Zoey: "Zip-lining! Of course!"

Trent: (Now right behind them) "Well! Looks like I've found you!" (Then she looks at the cliff & gasps in shock.)

Mal: (To Zoey) " Let's go together, the increased weight will make us faster!"

Zoey: (Grabs onto Mal, cooing) "Oh, you sound like Cam!"

Mal and Zoey take off. Trent takes off shortly after.

Gwen and Courtney arrive".

Gwen: "Let's go".

Gwen takes off and Courtney does shortly after.

Chris: "The race for last place begins, as the race for first is about to end! Zoey and Mal look unbeatable, but wait, Trent is catching up".

Zoey: "Trent may pass us!"

Mal: "Zoey, hold the line!" (Zoey obeys)

Zoey: "Huh? Mike!" (Mal leaps onto Trent, grabbing her legs tightly) What are you- (Zoey speeds up)!

Gwen is horrified.

Gwen: "TRENT"!

Trent trying to push Mal Away.

CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "Mal is so violent. He has to go".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(The line comes loose from the combined weight, sending both of them plummeting into the water below.)

Gwen: "TRENT!" She screams in horror.

Chris: "And Mike throws himself under the bus so that Zoey wins immunity!"

Mal: (Cheering to Zoey. Doesn't notice Trent was glaring at him.) "Way to go, Zoey!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "Mal doesn't belong to juvie, he belongs to jail!"

Zoey: "Did Mike do that for me, or for Mal? I need to keep a closer eye on him..."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Courtney and Gwen zoom in where a crash land was heard.)

Chris: (Chuckles) "Bonus ouchies! You can count your bruises while I'm counting the elimination votes tonight! Zoey's safe tonight from the Flush of Shame, so who's going home, I wonder?"

(Zoey looks around suspiciously, Mal and Trent glare at each other, and Courtney is preening her hair while Gwen narrows her eyes.)

Scott is still being electrocuted, but then finally falls down. He is completely injured and bruised.

Gwen and Courtney run up to Trent.

Gwen: "TRENT"! Gwen screams as she runs and hugs Trent.

Gwen: "What you did was so brave".

She pulls away and passionately kisses Trent on the lips. She ends the kiss. Trent blushes, but then frowns.

Trent: "I couldn't stop him".

Gwen: "Don't beat yourself up Trent. What you did was brave.

She leans in to kiss Trent, but is pulled back by Courtney.

Courtney: "We need to talk first".

Trent Confused): "About what"?

Gwen: "The day after the boxing challenge, Courtney and I promised to go to the finale together."

Trent: "Oh." He says a little concerned.

Gwen: "However, since Trent and I got back together, I just can't vote either of you out. So, if the three of us make it to the final 3, I will throw the challenge."

Trent and Courtney are shocked".

Trent: "You don't have to do that".

Gwen: "I must. That;s only fair".

Courtney frowns.

Courtney: "Ok".

She offers Gwen her hand to shake, which Gwen does. The two smile.

Trent offers Gwen his hand to shake. Gwen touches his hand, but then pulls him into a kiss, giving him a deep kiss on the lips. Gwen ends the kiss and the two blush.

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "It's only fair that I do this"

Trent: "Gwen is being fair".

Courtney: "I really want to go to the finale with Gwen, but totally understand what she is doing".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

At the elimination ceremony.

Chris: "Ok, so.. Zoey has immunity so you're safe. But first".

Chef wheels in Scott, which shocks all but Mal.

(Everyone gasps in shock.)

Lindsay: "What do you mean?"

Chris: Well.. As you can see- (Chef rolls Scott in, who is sitting on a wheelchair in a full-body cast.) -Scott is too injured to continue! So, as rules in my cruel streak dictate, he must be flushed!"

Zoey: "Oh no"!

CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: "I feel so bad for Scott. This happened to him again".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "However, I'm not satisfied with someone being eliminated by injury, so we are still going to vote someone off".

The others are shocked.

CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: (Puts an X on Mal's picture angrily.) "You have to go".

Gwen: (Puts an X on Ma's picture angrily.) "Coming after my man like that".

Courtney: (Crosses out a photo.)

Zoey: (Crosses out a photo.)

Mike: (Looking at Trent's and Courtney's photos).

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "Ok, with three votes, Mike". (As he holds Mal's photo.)

Zoey gasps in shock, while Gwen, Trent and Courtney smile.

Mal (Posing as Mike): "Wait."

This shocks everyone else.

Mike: "I got the invincibility statue." As he pulls it out."

Courtney, Gwen and Trent are just shocked.

Flashback:

When Mike was on Boney Island, he was digging. He then notices something, which cause an evil smile.

Mal: "What do we have here"?

He pulls out what is revealed to be the invincibility statue.

Mal: "I got the invincibility statue. I can use this at the right time".

End of Flashback.

Chris: "Nice job. Mike is safe. So, with the next most votes, goodbye Courtney."

Courtney (Very upset.): "Noo."

Mal smiles evilly.

Confessional:

Mal: "Perfect time to use this. I now got my next biggest threat out".

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "Since Zoey won the challenge, she and a camper of her choice can get to enjoy the spa, along with yours truly."

Chris: "So, Zoey, who yah bringing?"

Zoey: "Mike! He's the only reason I won!"

Mal: (Leans in and hugs Zoey, faking being touched) "Aww, really? You're the best!" (Trent, Gwen and Courtney glare at Mal.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "We know you're a phony Mal."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to the flush of shame with Courtney and Scott in it.)

Chris: "So, any last words CIT and dirt boy?"

Courtney: "Gwen, I'm sorry we can't go to the finale together, but glad we're friends again and for you and Trent".

Gwen: "Me too Courtney. Go get Duncan back".

Trent: "Good luck Courtney".

Courtney smiles.

Chris: "Alright then" (Activates the button, flushing them both.

Courtney: "I love you Duncan".

Scott with a muffled scream. Both are flushed down the drain.

Chris: "Will the contestants continue to find out about Mike? Will Courtney express her feelings to Duncan again? You'll just have to find out next time, when the Final Five become the Fortunate Four! Right here, on Total, Drama, All-Stars!"

(End credits)