Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode's clips) "Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, we took a break from the game and saw the interactions among the losers at Playa De Losers and the final 4. Courtney and Duncan got back together. Gwen and Trent planned to take Mal out, while an oblivious Zoey was Mike's target.
(Cut to Chris standing at the edge of the dock)
Chris: "Who among the final 4 will live to play another day, and who will go sight-seeing in sewer city, via the dreaded flush of shame? Find out right here, right now, on Total Drama All-Stars!"
(Cut to next morning; zoom into the spa hotel, boy's bedroom. The whole room is torn apart, as Mal tosses a miscellaneous object across the room.)
Zoey: (Surprised at the damaged room) "Mike? What happened?"
Mal: (Pops his head back up; clears his throat; imitating Mike) "Oh uh, hey Zoey. I was just helping to water the plants and I… dropped one… against the wall. Sooo…" (Chuckles nervously.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: "Mike is being as secretive as secretive gets. (Sighs) I just wish I could see inside his head." (Chuckling) "Not literally, that would be gross."
Mal: " Zoey is still getting suspicious; that could be a problem, especially with Mike on the loose in my head" (Thinks for a bit)"… his head… OUR head, whatever!" (Smirks) "He won't be able to hide from me much longer."
(Zoom into the inside of Mike/Mal's head; where we find Mike, Chester, and Svetlana wandering the brain matter fields again)
Mike: "I think Mal is getting weaker.
Chester: (Groans) "So am I! I gotta sit down!"
Svetlana: (Perky) "Sitting is for AFTER victory!"
Chester: (Points his finger at Svetlana, getting in her face) "Who asked ya, COMRADE!?"(Scoots away. Svetlana just blows a raspberry at him)
(The trio keep walking until they come across what looks like a stage made out of brain matter)
Mike: (Stops in front of the stage) "What the he-"
?: (From behind the curtain) "Ayo! Finally, an audience!"
(The curtain opens, revealing Vito, Mike's tough guy personality, sitting on top of a boulder that he is chained to.)
Mike, Svetlana and Chester are happy.
Mike: (Runs onto the stage) "Come on, Vito; We need you if we're gonna defeat Mal."
(Vito starts taking a sip of water)
A voice: (In a familiar, evil voice) "Defeat Mal? Not possible!" (Vito spit-takes in surprise)
The others are shocked.
Vito: (Shocked, slightly scared) "Uh, I-I-I didn't say nothing."
Mike: (Confused) "So who did?"
In Mal's voice): "Me! (An eye appears and starts glowing red, and it floats in mid-air; laughing. The others scream in horror as fire burns in the dummy's eye) "You'll never defeat me!" (It floats right in front of Mike's face and laughs in it) (Mike grabs the eye and repeatedly slams it into Vito's chain, until both the chain and the eye break.)
(Mike grabs the eye and repeatedly slams it into Vito's chain, until both the chain and the eye break)
Mike: (Drops the eye) "Let's go!" (Takes off running, Svetlana and Chester right behind him)
Vito: (Surprised, but relieved) "Whoa, uh yeah sure! Wait up!" (Runs after the others)
(Cut back to the real world, the loudspeaker squeaks to life.)
Chris: "Attention, punching bags! Please gather in the forest clearing; and bring your padded undies, cus today's challenge is a butt-kicker."
(Cut to the forest, where Gwen and Trent walk alongside each other, their arms around each other's shoulders.)
Trent turns to see Mal and Zoey walking together.
Trent: "We gotta get him out:.
Gwen: "Yes".
She kisses Trent on the lips.
Gwen: "If we get him out, I can give you a nice time like last night". She says flirtatiously and somewhat seductively.
Trent: "Gwen". He blushes embarassingly.
Gwen: "I know you enjoyed it. That was a nice first time for you but there'll be more".
Trent blushes some more.
(Cut to the starting line; all 4 contestants are lined up. Chris is standing beside two sickly, skinny interns; one a boy, the other a girl)
Chris: "Welcome final 4".
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent (Shocked): "Wow, now I'm realizing that I'm in the final 4. I can't believe I've made it this far".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: (Addressing the interns) "Behold: my sad, skinny interns!" (The girl intern groans; Chris steps in between the interns.) "I totally forgot to feed them this week."
(Mal bursts out laughing; while the others look shocked.)
Chris: (Chuckles) "I know; funny, right? So, today's challenge is a race to make a delicious sundae, and serve it up to good ol' (Looks at boy intern awkwardly) …whatshisname, (Looks at girl intern) and who is over here."
(Chris stands in front of a monitor with a map of the island on it, while Chef walks by with bowls)
Chris: "So, to make this fun, for me, (Addresses the map on the monitor, which shows five red dots at different areas.) "You'll have to travel to the most dangerous areas on the island to procure the ingredients of this dessert." (The monitor cuts to the diving cliff, now covered in snow with an ice machine at the top.) "Your ice cream awaits you at the top of the diving cliff, which the ice machine has been making nice and slippery all week." (The monitor cuts to the swamp from season 4, a bowl of cherries is sitting on top of a rock in the middle of the swamp.) "The maraschino cherries are perched on a rock in the swamp." (Monitor cuts to the inside of the main lodge. The tables are now against the wall, and a bowl of crushed peanuts sits on top of a barrel) "You'll find crushed peanuts in the old lodge cafeteria." (Monitor cuts to what looks like a chocolate puddle, with a giant mutant fire flower in the middle. A bear dips its paw in the chocolate and starts licking it off its paw) "And the final ingredient, chocolate sauce, can be found in a pool surrounding a recently planted mutant fire flower." (The flower spits fire on the bear; the bear is unharmed, but it's now completely bald.)
(Chef is now passing bowls to the contestants.)
Gwen: "You're sick, McLean!"
Chris: "You know me". (Walks away from the monitor.) "The first person to have their sundae completely consumed by the interns wins, while the person who finishes the least at the time the winner is declared is automatically eliminated".
The four are shocked.
CONFESSIONAL:
Mal: "This is my chance to get Zoey out".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: "On your marks- (Blows his air horn; the contestants don't move) …what're you waiting for? They're hungry! …SCRAM!" (Blows his air horn again, this time the contestants run off)
(The contestants run through the woods with their bowls; Mal and Zoey up front, followed by Gwen and Trent)
Trent: "Come on Gwen, we can't let Mal win"
Gwen: "I'm with you Trent"
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "We need to find a way to beat Mal and make him come in last".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to Zoey and Mal.)
Zoey: "Ok, just tell me, what are you doing to trash the boy's room in the hotel?"
Mal: "Uh.. Just trying to find the necklace I gave you!"
Zoey: "Aw! You're so sweet!
Mal: "Yeah, you gotta admit it." (Runs ahead and snickers evilly.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: "I'm still unsure if this is still Mike.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Cut to the side of the snowy cliff; Gwen is halfway up by now, panting. Trent grabs Gwen's hand and starts leading her up.
Trent: I got you".
Gwen: (smiles) "Thanks Trent"
(They make it up, but slip and begin sliding on the ice.)
Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) "Update, (Gwen and Trent past a snowman made out of ice cream, with spoons on the ground. They each grab a spoon as they slide past) "Trent is the first to reach a ice cream and Gwen is right behind them!"
Gwen and Trent: (Still sliding) (Notices the edge of the cliff coming up and gasps. Gwen stops herslrf from moving. Trent tries to stop, but slips over the edge, but grabs onto an icicle.
Gwen (Horrified): "TRENT"!
Trent: "I'm ok Gwen, go".
Gwen: "I won't leave you".
Trent: "Go, we have to finish Mal. I promise I'm fine".
After briefly hesitating, Gwen goes to the ice cream.
Gwen scoops the three ice cream flavors from the snowman into her bowl.
Chris: "Gwen has scooped up first place!"
Zoey, and Mal are now slowly climbing up the cliff.
Zoey slips and slides backwards a bit.
Mal: (Slightly nervous) "Whoa, uh… e-eaaaasy does it. I'll go ahead, uh, make sure it's safe." (Crawls forward smirking evilly.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Mal: "With Zoey struggling, this gives me a chance to get ahead!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Mal slides past.)
Mal: "All clear!"
(Meanwhile, Lindsay struggles to pull himself up from the edge of the cliff.)
Trent: (Grunting) "Come on! (Finally pulls himself up, and gets the bowl)
Zoey and Courtney has her scoops already.
Courtney: "I hope you'll be ok, Lindsay!"
Zoey runs towards the cliff and slides down; Meanwhile, the shaved bear pops up from the snow banks.)
Trent runs to the snowman. The bear is licking the snowman, when Trent collides with the snowman, causing its head to fall on top of the bear's head. The bear roars in anger, and Trent screams in fear.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent (Scared) "This is really scary".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to the swamp; Gwen is trudging through the murky water, approaching the rock with the bowl of cherries.)
Gwen: "Wooo! STANKY!"
Chris: (Over loudspeaker) "Gwen's first to the cherries! Will she keep her lead? Not if Snappy has anything to say about it!"
Gwen: (Nervously) "Snappy?" (Suddenly a gator rises out of the swamp, right behind her. She sees the gator and screams)
(Suddenly, Mal comes swinging in on a vine, and pounces on the gator's head, sending it underwater.)
Mal: (Maliciously) "Bet that hurt!" (Chuckles)
Gwen: "Whoa! Thanks for the save!"
Mal: (Notices Gwen) "Huh? Oh uh yeah, sure, no problem." (Grabs a cherry; points off screen looking scared) "Oh my gosh, another gator!"
Gwen: "Huh?" (Looks where Mal is pointing. Mal dunks her head under the water and leaps towards the shore. Gwen pops back up, looking annoyed.)
Mal: "Sorry, false alarm!" (Runs off, chuckling)
Chris: "And Mike takes the lead!" (Gwen glares at Mal.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen (Angry): "I hate Mal."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Now Zoey is in the swamp; she walks towards the bowl until she suddenly sinks a bit and stops.)
Zoey: "Oh, come on! (Groans and struggles) My foot is stuck!"
Zoey breaks away.
She floats to the cherries and grab one, & she paddles the log the other way.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: (Smugly) "I'm doing well right now.."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: (Zoom out to Chris standing in front of the TV monitor) "Who will survive the sundae challenge, and who's about to become tomorrow's wild-life leftovers? Find out after the break, on Total Drama All-Stars!"
(Commercial break.)
(Cut back to the swamp, Suddenly, Trent comes running and screaming in with his sundae. He trips on a rock and falls down. The bald bear runs in roaring, but trips onTrent's footl, landing in the water. and the bear pops up in front of it. The bear roars and grabs hold of the gator.)
Trent groans in pain.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut the mess hall; Mal runs inside, straight to the bowl of nuts)
Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) "And Mike is the first to enter the crushed nuts zone!" (Mal is about to grab some nuts) "Where he'll face off against the newly rebuilt Total Drama Machine!"
Mal: "The what now?" (At that moment, a machine robot emerged from the raises its arm, showing a hammer attached to it; it rolls towards Mal, who quickly runs out of the way, and slams the hammer down, hard. Mal quickly grabs some nuts, sprinkles them on his sundae, and slowly backs away from the machine. Gwen sneaks up to the bowl.)
Mal: (Noticing Gwen) "Hey Gwen! Watch out for the robot!"
(The robot turns its head towards Gwen and starts rolling after her.)
Gwen: (Runs around the room, the robot chasing her) "Whoa! What the hell? Easy! I mean you no harm!" (Screams)
(Mal just calmly walks out of the mess hall, whistling his tune again. A crash is heard as the robot's hammer is now jammed into the wall, preventing it from moving. Gwen takes this opportunity to dash for the bowl. She grabs a handful and dashes out the door. She runs out and continues.
Zoey sneaks in and grabs a handful of nuts. She sprinkles them on her sundae carefully. The machine comes and attacks her, but she runs out of the door.
(Cut to mutant fire flower at the chocolate sauce pit. The flower shoots a burst of fire at a pair of rocks, Mal runs into the scene and scoots behind the rocks.)
Chris: (Loudspeaker) "And Mike is the first to reach the chocolate-fire zone!"
Mal: (In his normal voice) "Sweet."
Chris: "But Gwen is hot on his heels and fueled by rage, so it's still anybody's game!"
Gwen: (Runs & Notices the flower) "Whoa! It's huge!"
Mal: (Walks right beside Gwen) "Yep. Toxic waste, the most terrifying growth hormone money can buy."
(The flower turns towards Mal and Gwen, and shoots another blast of fire at them; they duck in time, avoiding the flames. Mal runs across the flower, then the flower shoots fire at him. Mal narrowly avoids the flame, only his shoe catching fire. Mal sighs in relief; meanwhile, Gwen dips her hand in the chocolate sauce and spreads it on her sundae.)
Gwen: "Yes!"
(Mal ducks, leaps into the air, and ducks again, avoiding the fire. Gwen runs past.)
Chris: "Gwen exits the chocolate-fire zone, and re-takes the lead!"
(Cut back to the mess hall; Tent finally makes it to the door, tired but still standing. He sees the robot and gasps in shock.)
Trent: "Uh hello"?
The robot is now heading towards Trent. Hee screams and dashes forward, avoiding the hammer, Trent runs straight into the barrel and trips, sending his sundae and the nuts flying into the air. He gets back on his feet and the sundae lands in her hands, and the nuts land neatly on her sundae.)
Trent is relived.
Trent: "Yes".
Right after he says that, the robot looms over him, hammer raised. The hammer comes down on Trent repeatedly, causing him to scream in pain repeatedly.)
Trent: "Why?
(Cut back to Mal, once again ducked behind the rocks. Zoey scoots up right next to him.)
Zoey: "Mike, are you ok?
Mal: "Oh I will be, I just have to fix something."
(Zoey and Mal duck, avoiding a burst of fire.)
Mal: "One of us needs to win!"
Zoey: (Smiles) "Ok! As long as one of us wins, we'll go to the spa!"
(She kisses Mal on the lips, which Mal "smiles" about, and heads towards the flower.)
Mal: (Smirking to himself, raises a small rock) "Let's do this."
CONFESSIONAL:
Mal: "This challenge is getting to close for my liking; it's time for a little sabotage."
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Back in the mess hall, Trent gets away from the robot and runs out the door. He is relieved.
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: "Finally".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(The flower aims itself at Mal; but before it can fire, Mal shoves the rock into its mouth. Mal gets the chocolate sauce for his ice cream, and manages to get away before the flower explodes, burning up the chocolate sauce in the process. Mal laughs evilly; Zoey runS up Mal.)
Zoey: "were you doing?"
Mal: (Coughs and talks in Mike's voice again) "Oh, uh, it was an accident. Sorry Zoey." (He runs off laughing)
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: (Worried) "Is Mike really betraying me?"
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Zoey: " (Groans & reaches into the burnt up chocolate pool, scoops up three chocolate coals) "Wow.. It's totally burned up! (Groans) fine chocolate coals it is." (She puts the coals on to the sundae; it starts to melt) "Why is it melting like this?" (A bird passes over and vomits on Zoey's sundae) EW!" (She then gags)
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: "Who would burn the chocolate sauce? Maybe the flower did it on it's own.."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Trent is making ground. He arrives at the place where the flower is but is shocked by what he sees.
Trent: "Where is the flower"?
Trent is worried, but notices the burnt uo chocolate pool. He reaches inside and scoops up three chocolate coals.
Trent runs off.
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: This is gross".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Mal, Zoey and Gwen are running towards the finish line.)
Gwen: "I hope Trent is alright".
Trent, who is still fairly far behind, is running.
Trent: "Don't be last.
(Everyone runs faster, but Zoey crosses the finish line, where Chris, Chef, and the interns are waiting.
Zoey: "Yes! WHOO! I win!" (Presents the sundae right in front of the interns.) "You can eat it, interns! But it's gross though.."
They begin eating. Zoey is managing to eat despite the vomit.
CONFESSIONAL:
Zoey: Eating vomit is just disgusting. Did Mike suddenly betray me?!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen is eating, but struggling. She begins to look like she is going to vomit.
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "I don't know if I can do this".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Trent arrives.
Trent: "I'm not too late".
He notices Gwen.
Trent: "Are you ok, Gwen?"
Gwen: "I'm fine Trent." (Resumes eating, but looks more and more sick.)
Trent begins eating, but Mal then holds up his empty bowl.
Mal: "Finished!"
Chris: "BOOM! And just like that, Mike wins the challenge and immunity!"
(Zoey cheers for Mal, while Trent groans.
Zoey: "Great job, Mike!"
Mal: (Faking a smile) "Thanks, Zoey!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: (Groans) "That's it for me".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen is looking really nauseous, like she can;t take it anymore.
Chris: "I'm sorry Trent, but youre o—-
He is interrupted by Gwen throwing up her icecream, much to the horror to all but Mal. After some time, she stops.
Trent: "Gwen, are you ok"? He puts his hand on her".
Gwen nods her head in approvement.
Lindsay: (To Zoey) "Are you gonna eat that? It looks gross!"
Chris: "Well this is interesting. You all will still need to come to tonight's elimination ceremony. See you then".
He walks off.
Zoey: Someone ruined the chocolate on purpose!
Trent glares at Mal.
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: "It sucks that I'm out, but hopefully Gwen can stop Mal.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
With Gwen and Trent.
Trent: "This is it for me". He says sadly.
Gwen puts her hand on Trent's shoulder.
Gwen: I'm sorry Trent".
Trent smiles.
Trent: It's ok Gwen. I got you back which makes me feel like a winner".
Gwen (Smiles affectionately): "Awww".
She kisses him on the lips.
(Cut to the elimination ceremony.
Chris: "Elimination time! Tonight, Mike got immunity and Trent is scheduled to go. "However (The others are shocked), since Gwen threw up all of her ice cream, I can't let her off the hook, so instead of Trent being out, both Gwen and Trent are on the chopping block, and Mal decides who goes".
Gwen and Trent are shocked.
Trent: "That's not fair. You never said throwing up was part of the rules".
Chris: "It's my show. I do what I want. Mal make your decision".
Mal stands up.
Mal: Trent feels he should go. However, Gwen is more of a threat, so I'm eliminating Gwen".
Trent (Sad): "No"!
Gwen frowns. She then looks at Trent.
Gwen: "It's ok Trent. I got more than what I asked for. Win this for us".
Trent's frown turns to seriousness and anger.
Trent: "I will Gwen. I promise".
Gwen smiles and passionately kisses Trent on the lips.
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent (Angry): "You'll pay for this Mal".
Mal (Annoyed: "Unfortunately, I couldn't send Zoey out, but Gwen us more of a threat than Trent".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to the Flush of Shame, with Gwen in the bowl.)
Gwen: "I believe in you Trent".
Chris activates the button, sending Gwen down to the drain screaming.) Trent frowns in sadness.
Chris: "I know, we're all gonna miss her."
Trent and Zoey sigh sadly, while Mike does not care. Trent gives Mal a glare.
Chris: "Congrats on making it to the final 3, Mike, the spa hotel is yours.
Chris: (Looks at the audience.) "Only 3 competitors remain! Who's here to stay, and who's gonna get flushed away? Find out next time, on an all-new Total Drama All-Stars!"
(End credits)
