What if Count Olaf had a reason behind the reason? Rated T for a reason.

An hour passed and her steely eyes became soft. "Why do you hate me?" She pouted, "Why have you always hated me?" "No tears." Olaf titled the second or third bottle in her direction. "This is supposed to stop those." She looked down at the blood-red liquid in her glass. "Is that why you drink it so much?" A Violaf AU.

An unstoppable force meets an immovable object-his jealousy and her stubbornness respectively. I just. I hate this ship so much but at the same time, I'm fascinated by it. And so I've written a book to get it off my chest. It's driven entirely by psychotic hate, and yet I KEEP COMING BACK TO IT. Enjoy, Heathens.

Here, here; The riches are too grotesque; The nobles too insane; The poor too unfortunate; The living too damned; The dead too unrespected; The time too fast; The rules too tight; The crimes too numerous; The words too tedious; And a girl...who isn't afraid of the world.

This, of course, is only a fragment of the plot.

Their names were JS and JS.

Just some family fluff with The Baudelaire's while they lived with Uncle Monty! :)

Please find enclosed herein the misfiled fourteenth (14) report from the previously numbered thirteen (13) reports filed under "Suspicious Incidents" in our archives.

Food has an uncanny habit of lodging itself in one's memories. The aroma, the taste, even the appearance can manage to stay with someone for a lifetime. So when one comes into contact with a certain food, even many years later, that food can bring about memories, both pleasant and unpleasant. (Short stories centered around the different types of foods in the series)

Count Olaf sets out through the multiverse to prove his supremacy amongst all villains, and gets more than he bargained for! See the VIDEO at: /watch?v twfgfbzZ-8

What happens when your favorite characters drink energy drinks? Read and find out.

"What happened to Phil?" he asked, alarmed. "We need to talk," she responded. On her face she wore a deeply concerned expression that immediately troubled him. He said nothing, but gave a solemn nod in agreement. He was missing something here, and by the looks of things, it was rather big. Set during the Netflix version of "The Miserable Mill".

Film the history of VFD in an aboveground basement studio, co-starring Count Olaf & the Quagmires - what could go wrong? Violet thinks the Weather Machine is the key, if only she could figure out how it works, while Klaus wants to use the film to trap Olaf. Meanwhile, are they really safe under the Vaporous Flame Dampeners? Can they keep control of their own narrative?

Dear Reader, If you wish to never read one more word of the rude, violent, and filthy little girl Carmelita Spats then I suggest you do not read this story. With all Due Respect, Lemony Snicket.

Fire destroys.

Poem: As life dragged on, not even reading could give Klaus joy.

A missing scene that takes place during The Vile Village. Violet sneaks into prison in attempt to help Jacques escape.

Dear Netflix Production Studios... Cross-post on AO3

The super-secret totally out of canon convenient ending

Prompt fic. Klaus is well versed in the stories of heroes and villains. He knows how a hero is made, how a man is broken, but it only serves to make his own situation more frightening. Post Miserable Mill.

Lemony Snicket awakens from a disturbing nightmare at midnight.

The first time Sunny said those words she did not get what was so wrong with what she said in the first place. [The ever changing definition of family.] Family-centric oneshot.

Family one shot. Taking place after close's accident with Phill and before they figure out he was hypnotized. Violet consoles a guilty Klaus. Pure fluff. Please reveiw!

if happy endings are what you seek then this poetic collection is not for you. Lemony x Beatrice. also on wattpad under venusinourblood

Takes place at the end of "The Wide Window", and goes into "The Miserable Mill"-the story of how Olaf continued to go after the Baudelaires, with a few original additions to the story. Written in anticipation for the Netflix series coming out on January 13, 2017. Note: This WILL be a Violaf, but not with instant romance or forced marriages.