[a/n]From #105, the unanimous view it was so justified that the death of the Cloak is more mournable than Delphini? WOW!
[a/n]From #106, afraid Anamaniacs is after my time. For you true old farts, I was thinking of my favorite beagle's encounter with a certain little girl in Snoopy Come Home
Harry Does Different DXIVe
The Wizard Unchooses
"Nope! Not that one!" Garrick Ollivander was contending with a difficult customer. A blown shelf and several destroyed knick-knacks was the result. In desperation, he went to a long-buried bit of stock and gasped "I wonder!"
Harry gently put down the latest committer of mayhem on the counter and muttered "Sorry sir." Then the next one offered lit up around his head like a halo. His hair standing on edge felt wonderful "Wow!"
"Curious." The shopkeeper said, and in response to the boy's question answered "It is curious that the phoenix who gave the core of YOUR wand gave another, just one, the one that gave you THAT scar."
The boy's look of wonder faded. And a stopwatch would be needed to tell if the halo dissolved before the wand hit the floor. Regardless, this was not the typical happy ending the wandmaker was used to. He sobbed as he cradled his wronged creation and glared "The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. What you have done is a crime against magic! Hagrid, get this shit out of my store! NOW!"
"Bu Fesser Dumbledore said." The giant protested.
Shaking with anguish and rage Ollivander countered "I hate what You-Know-Who has used my creations for. But HE is a wandkiller!"
"Old bastard's been around since 382!" Harry turned his back, kicked the door and stormed out. "Wha'd'I want with something that murdered my parents?"
With the effective monopoly exercised by Ollivander, The-Boy-Who-Lived ended up with a Roadrunner feather and Sequoia wand by Johannes Jonker of America.