This part will feature less of the cast so I can get it done faster
With Silver, Latrell, Zee, Mike, DarkKnight, Fiore, and Blue getting into the van
DarkKnight: Alright, so we're all set to go the local Pokémon Battle Arena?
(Everyone nods and says yes)
Silver: I'll dri-
Latrell: Hell. Fucking. No. Last time you drove, we ended up in New York City. Also you ended up in Sydney, Australia just by walking to the goddamn van.
Blue: Wait, he did wha-
Silver: I'm the only one here with a license. Case closed.
Latrell: Do you think we give two fucks about the law? Have you seen who we live with? Yo Izzy! I got an apple!
Izzy: (Spin dashes out of the house like Sonic) Apple?
Latrell: (Hands Izzy the apple) Mind driving us to the battle arena?
Izzy: Yeah! Hop in!
Latrell: (Hands Izzy a beer) Let's go fast.
At the battle arena
DarkKnight: Alright, let's see what battles there are to watch.
Silver: You pussies can watch battles, I'm going to actually battle.
Latrell: What Silver said. You guys are straight bitches.
Mike: But I'm Pan-
Zee: We know, we just don't care enough.
Fiore: I wonder if Pokémon can bleed. (Sips on apple juice)
Blue: Why is it always things like this that we deal with?
DarkKnight: (Pats Fiore's head) There are children here, Fiore. Let's keep the thoughts PG. (Looks to his left) What's that?
Blue: What is it?
DarkKnight: It says, "Come challenge a Fairy Type Lover and Advocater at the middle arena. Feel the wrath of Fairy Types!"
Latrell: (Makes an evil glare) Fairy Types you say?
Mike: This is going to be hell.
At the middle arena
Latrell: Alright, where's this Fairy Type loving bitch?
Bartholomew: I have a name!
Latrell: And I have egg rolls waiting for me at home, so let's make this fast.
Bartholomew: Let's have a 3-on-3 Battle
Latrell: Bet.
Blue: You got this, Latrell!
Mike: I hope you lose.
Latrell: Make out with a goat!
Mike: Gladly!
(Everyone in the bleachers gives Mike a weird look)
Fiore: I don't know this guy! (Points to Mike and makes a disgusted face)
Bartholomew: Let's just get this done. Go, Mimikyu! (Throws a Pokéball that opens to reveal a Mimikyu)
Latrell: Gengar, let's go! (Throws a Pokéball that opens to reveal a Gengar)
Blue: Help, they're both using Ghost Types. (Chuckles)
DarkKnight: I actually doubt Gengar can win this. Mimikyu is pretty fast.
Silver: Nah, Latrell's got this. Trust.
Zee: Fiore, what are you holding?
Fiore: (Holding onto a leash connected to Silver) Latrell asked me to do this so Silver wouldn't get lost.
Silver: I don't need a leash, dammit! Let me go! (Pulls on the leash, trying to snap it)
DarkKnight: (Pulls up a picture on his phone of Silver with the word 'BANNED' in bold, red text over it) Australia would say otherwise.
Blue: Seriously, what did I miss?
Zee: Well, right now, you're missing the battle.
Blue: Oh, my bad. You got this, Latrell!
Latrell: Gengar! Shadow Ball!
Bartholomew: Mimikyu! Use Shadow Claw!
Gengar: (Fires a Shadow Ball, which makes direct contact with Mimikyu)
Mimikyu: (Hits Gengar with Shadow Claw at the same time it got hit with Shadow Ball)
Latrell: Shit! Gengar!
Bartholomew: No! Mimikyu!
Gengar and Mimikyu: (Both fall to the ground, having fainted)
Latrell: Fuck. That was the only Poison Type I had. (Returns Gengar to his Pokéball)
Bartholomew: Aww, poor Mimikyu. Return. (Returns Mimikyu to its Pokéball)
Latrell: That freak of a Pokémon in a shitty Pikachu cosplay got what was coming to it.
Bartholomew: Gardevoir will make you regret that! (Throws a Pokéball that opens to reveal a Gardevoir)
Latrell: Go! Sceptile! (Throws a Pokéball that opens to reveal a Sceptile)
Bartholomew: Gardevoir! Use Mystical Fire!
Gardevoir: (Shoots a Mystical Fire at Sceptile)
Latrell: Sceptile! Dodge and use Quick Attack!
Sceptile: (Dodges the Mystical Fire and hits Gardevoir with Quick Attack)
Mike: Weak! Use a move that's actually strong!
Fiore: You don't have the right to talk if you're not going to battle.
Mike: You're not battling either.
Zee: But is she talking shit? No.
DarkKnight: Guys, can you all focus?
Blue: Yeah, this battle is pretty fun.
Fiore: Yeah Latrell! Beat that furry bait!
Mike: Vaporeon is-
Silver: (Punches Mike) Shut up, weird ass nigga.
Mike: Mean.
Latrell: Sceptile! Leaf Blade!
Sceptile: (Rushes at Gardevoir and hits her with a Leaf Blade)
Bartholomew: Slam Sceptile to the ground with Psychic!
Gardevoir: (Uses Psychic to slam Sceptile into the ground)
Sceptile: (Groans in pain)
Latrell: Sceptile! Get up and use Leaf Storm!
Bartholomew: Hit him in the face with Mystical Fire!
Gardevoir: (Shoots a Mystical Fire at Sceptile, hitting him point blank)
Sceptile: (Falls to the ground, now unconscious)
Latrell: Shit. Sceptile, thanks. You were great. (Returns Sceptile to his Pokéball)
Blue: Don't give up, Latrell! Kick his ass!
Silver: Yeah! You got this, bro.
Latrell: Charizard! Let's go! (Throws a Pokéball that opens to reveal a Charizard)
Mike: BOO! OVERRATED AS FUCK! BLASTOISE IS BETTER!
Fiore: (Punches Mike in the nuts) Shut up!
Mike: (Groans in pain and holds his crotch)
Bartholomew: Gardevoir! Moonblast!
Gardevoir: (Shoots a Moonblast at Charizard)
Latrell: Use Flamethrower!
Charizard: (Blasts a Flamethrower at the Moonblast, causing both moves to explode)
Latrell: Now! Temper Flare!
Charizard: (Starts glowing red then charges at Gardevoir and tackles her)
Gardevoir: (Flies back from the impact and falls to the ground, now being unconscious)
Bartholomew: Gardevoir! No! (Returns Gardevoir to its Pokéball)
Latrell: Yeah! Eat shit!
Bartholomew: Time for my Ace Pokémon! Go! Dachsbun! (Throws a Pokéball, which opens to reveal a Dachsbun)
Silver: Oh no...
Fiore: This won't end well...
Mike: YEAH! KICK CHARIZARD'S ASS!
Blue: What are you two talking about? What's wrong?
Latrell: (Eye twitches and cracks neck)
10 Minutes later in the Battle Arena, with almost everything there in sight set ablaze
DarkKnight: Run! (Running towards the gate)
Fiore: (Pulling Silver by his leash while running with DarkKnight) Let's get out of here!
Silver: (Still attempting to snap the leash while running) Get this fucking leash off of me!
Blue: How does this even happen?! (Running with the others)
Zee: Latrell! Did you have to use G-Max Wildfire?! (Running alongside the group)
Latrell: Yes! That damned mutt had to die! (Running with everyone else)
Mike: But it's a dog! And it's so cute! (Running with the group)
Latrell: That stupid mutt can burn in hell alongside its bitch ass Trainer!
Silver: Wait, isn't Dachsbun immune to Fire Moves?
Latrell: (Stares blankly at Silver)
Bartholomew: Run! Let's get out of here!
Dachsbun: (Barks as it runs alongside Bartholomew)
Latrell: (Pulls out a pistol and shoots both Bartholomew and Dachsbun in the head)
Mike: Latrell!
Latrell: Bitch!
Blue: We made it to the exit!
DarkKnight: Someone call Izzy!
Fiore: Looks like we don't need to. (Points to the road)
Izzy: (Driving the van well past the speed limit) I l-left the side door o-o-open! Get the fuck in! The donkeys caught me! (Starts laughing like crazy)
Officer: (Driving his car with two squad cars behind his) Pull over! That is an order!
(Everyone else shrugs and jumps into the moving van)
Mike: Ugh! My ribs!
Izzy: H-Hey there, everybody. Wow, what a fun light show. Heh. (Starts chuckling)
Fiore: Jeez, what kind of beer did you give her?
Latrell: A North Korean Special.
Blue: All I wanted to do was see some Pokémon battles. (Sighs)
Alright, I hope you enjoyed this.l