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The camera's pan to show Chris, who stood alone on the dock of the island. However, the island looked very different. Last season, tons of toxic waste was all over it, but now most of it is gone. However, the grass seemed to look slightly more dead as it was practically a waste land.
"Welcome to a brand new season of Total Drama!"
Chris smiled, extending his arms up. Chris held a crafty and definitely not sane smile on his face.
"This season, we have gathered all of the well performing Total Drama contestants! That means past merge!" Chris explained. He noticed a flying helicopter in the back of his vision and turned.
"Let's see our contestants now! First, from our returning first timers, we've got:"
"Gwen!" The goth girl jumped out of the helicopter screaming.
"Owen" the boy giggled, jumping out right after Gwen. He landed a few feet away from her, but the splash roared over her.
"Beth!" Beth let out a squeal and jumped out the helicopter.
"Duncan!" Duncan looked pissed off, but was pushed off by Heather.
"Heather!" Heather, her hair fully grown out again, pulled away from Cody and Sierra angrily before falling into the water.
"Alejandro!" Nobody was there.
"Courtney!" Courtney screamed as she fell into the water.
"Cody!" The tech nerd fell into the water with a pathetic scream.
"Aaand Sierra!" The fangirl jumped right after, screaming Cody's name. Her hair had also grown out a bit, but it definitely wasn't as long as it was in World Tour.
The camera pans to Chris who gives one of his signature laughs.
"Following our wonderful first timers, we've got the new crew from Revenge Of The Island!" Chris explained, as a second helicopter flew into the scene following the first, which flew away. The doors opened, revealing Chef inside this one.
"Our returning winner and runner up, we have Cameron and Lightning!" Chris called.
Cameron clung to the side before Lighting pushed the boy down. Cameron fell into the water screaming before Lighting followed.
"Next, we have Zoey!" Zoey nervously jumped into the water, yelling.
"Scott!" Scott clung to Chef's leg, screaming before the big man kicked the boy, causing him to fall into the water in a pitiful belly flop.
"Jo!" Jo crossed her arms before jumping into the water.
"Mike!" Mike took a second to emerge but he jumped from the helicopter eventually.
"Aaand Brick!" The Military cadet saluted before screaming and falling into the water.
Chris clapped his hands together.
"Look at this, we have our most well played contestants here! Except… Oh. Where's Alejandro?" Chris squinted his eyes, confused.
"Um, you better not bring that backstabber back!" Heather exclaimed, crossing her arms. Cody nodded in agreement while Sierra growled at the thought of Ale.
"Hey Chris, why is he here?" Jo suddenly asked, pointing to Brick who looked nervously at Chris. Chris sighed. "Because Anne Maria didn't want to…" Chris rolled his eyes and pulled out a piece of paper, "Get her hair messed up and… Okay that last part is personal!" Chris cringed, crumbling up the paper and throwing it into the water.
Upon the paper hitting the water, Scott let out a scream and desperately tried to climb onto the dock. "S-S-SH-SH-SHARK!!!" He screamed before screaming in pain as Chris stomped on both his hands, allowing him to fall back into the water. Speaking of Scott, he seemed to be the only one looking drastically different. He looked thinner and there were bite marks seen all over his arms and even his neck.
Cameron watched Scott, feeling bad. This was short lived however because Chris spoke up again, distracting the contestants.
"Welcome to Total Drama All-Stars!" Chris exclaimed. He then looked slightly disappointed as nobody cheered except for Owen. "Okay, it was either that or Total Drama: Pretty Impressive something something" Chris grumbled. "PISS?" Heather asked, looking confused. This earned a few laughs from the other contestants. Chris crossed his arms and looked away.
"Anyways" Chris spoke up, stepping back from the dock. "Everyone make your way up here and we will begin our team choosing!" Chris explained as the contestants did so, some wanting to be away from the water faster than others.
As all the contestants stepped onto the dock, Chris scanned them all before giving a low laugh.
"Okay… Gwen, Courtney, Duncan, Scott, Heather, Lightning, Jo, and… Zoey. You are the… Villainous Vultures!" Chris smiled. Zoey let out a gasp, looking insanely confused. Cameron and Mike looked at each other. Courtney let out an angry scream before stomping up to Chris.
"I'M a villain?! ME?!" Courtney growled. Zoey nervously rubbed her shoulder. "And me? Why?!" Zoey frowned.
"Oh wait, I was gonna say that the whole hurting Scott with a bunch of traps would qualify as villainous but then again, that was funny to watch! So you can be on the hero's team! Followed by: Cameron, Mike, Owen, Cody, Beth, Brick, and Sierra! You are all called the Heroic Hamsters!" Chris smiled.
Zoey let out a breath of relief before walking towards the other heroes. Cameron, Mike, and Zoey hug before they heard Owen exclaim "GROUP HUG!". The boy grabbed the trio as well as the rest of their team and brought them all into a bone crushing hug much to their surprise.
"Hey, why do they get 8 and we only get 7?" Heather spat, looking annoyed. Chris sighed, realizing the problem at hand.
"Well, guess we can get that useless robot on your team." Chris shrugged. The villains let out groans as they saw a big but stupid looking robot at the end of the dock. Scott tugged at his shirt uncomfortably.
~•~
CONFESSIONAL - Scott
"Ugh, whenever I see robots now…" Scott stopped, looking visibly uncomfortable. He then sighed. "I think about the t-t-trauma chair" he said, his voice going to a higher pitch in fear and annoyance upon thinking about that memory.
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"A lame robot? Seriously?" Jo asked, clearly disappointed. Lightning stared at the robot before glaring at Chris. "This isn't fair! Lightning can't be a solo team this time? Ugh!" Lightning crossed his arms and scowled.
"Ugh, I can't believe this! I'm a villain!" Gwen mumbled. Duncan laughed and patted her back while Courtney gave her a dark glare. "You deserve it after what you did last season!" She hissed. Duncan rolled her eyes before smirking at Gwen. "What an idiot." He said smugly before Gwen walked away saying nothing. The delinquent looked at the camera in confusion.
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CONFESSIONAL - Duncan
"What was THAT?" Duncan grumbled, looking both confused and annoyed.
~•~
"Anyways," Chris smirked. "It's time for our first challenge!" Chris said, looking excited.
"For this challenge, we're bringing back a cold classic! Jumpingoffacliffintosharkinfestedwaters!" Chris mumbled really quickly. Chris sighed. "Jump off the cliff into the shark infested waters. Once down there, dive and find a key before hopping into one of the baby carriages from World Tour and hope that the key unlocks the bigger house! One person will be the carriage driver" Chris exclaimed.
Scott nervously stared at Chris, who smiled at them all. He noticed some of the contestants looking at him with slight pity, or amusement in Jo's case.
"Right, You." Jo pointed to Gwen, "You're on carriage duty.
"Woah, shouldn't—" Jo's glare respectfully shut Scott up.
"Let's get going, maggots!" Jo exclaimed as she ran for the cliff. "Right behind you dude!" Lightning exclaimed before stopping and picking up Scott, who let out a scream.
"NOOO NO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT SH-SH… THEM." Scott screamed as Lightning carried him up the cliff. Duncan scoffed and followed slightly behind. Courtney frowned and glared at Gwen before following the rest of the villains as well.
"Great. Carriage duty." Gwen groaned. "You don't have to listen to her you know, I mean come on Gwen! She's not the boss! I am!" Heather exclaimed, causing Gwen to groan.
"Just go." Gwen said sharply. Heather rolled her eyes. "I'm not going because you said that. I'm going because I chose to." Heather said before running to catch up with the rest of the villains.
Gwen looked towards the robot that rolled next to her. "What? Go on!" She snapped. The robot obeyed and rolled up the cliff.
"Who wants to be in charge of the carriage?" Zoey asked, looking at her team. Owen raised his hand instantly.
"I can do it! I did it with Noah in World Tour.. hehehe!" Owen giggled to himself despite it really being Alejandro who had pushed the carriage.
"Any objections?" Brick asked the team. Nobody answered. "Alright! Let's go!" Brick exclaimed as the rest of their team headed for the cliff. Owen let a small fart out before giggling. "Just like old times.." He mused, remembering Noah in the baby carriage.
At the top of the cliff, Lightning, Jo, and Scott arrived first. "Okay, Lightning. You go first." Jo said with a smirk. Lightning, still holding Scott, scowled. "Sha-what?!" He growled. "What about flimsy over here? Why can't he go?" Lightning asked, shoving a shivering Scott to Jo's face. "Because…" Jo stopped, stepping to look over to see the sharks in the water. One particular shark emerged and waved with a toothy grin. "F-F-FANG!" Scott screamed, struggling in Lightning's arms. Lightning dropped Scott as a result and the ginger farm boy ran and dived behind one of the rocks, shivering.
"Good going." Jo glared at Lightning before smirking. She then pushed Lightning off the cliff and he screamed as he landed into the water.
As this happened, Sierra and Cody happened to rush to the top of the cliff.
"O.M.G. Cody, I can't let you do this!" Sierra cried. Cody looked over the cliff slowly to see Lightning screaming in fear from below.
"Ummm… You know Sierra, I'd be really happy if… you did it first!" Cody gave a nervous smile. Sierra screamed and instantly jumped off the cliff before splashing into the water. After a few seconds, she rose up with a key that looked like Cody.
"I GOT ONE!" Sierra squealed as Cody looked on in confusion. As Sierra swam to the beach, Lightning emerged from underwater and held a key up.
"Lightning got one! Sha-BAM!" He exclaimed, also making his way to the shore.
"Okay, GO." Jo shouted as Sierra and Lightning emerged onto the beach relatively close to the same time. Sierra jumped into the carriage and Owen ran off. Right after, Lightning jumped into the carriage and Gwen ran.
Gwen easily passed Owen and Sierra as Owen had slowed down a bit due to being tired.
"Easy!" Lightning exclaimed as they arrived. He ran to put the key into the door but it didn't open. "What?!" Lightning shouted. Gwen groaned as Lightning hopped back in and she ran back towards the beach.
As Owen arrived, Sierra squealed and jumped out before trying the Cody-Key. The key however didn't fit, and she let out a disappointed sigh. "The hottest man on earth wasn't the right key…" Sierra mumbled and she jumped back into the carriage.
"Ew, you do it!" Heather yelled from the top of the cliff. Jo growled, crossing her arms. "No, YOU." She said angrily.
"Girls, girls! Let's just—" Scott backed away as both girls glared at him before tripping on himself. He then quickly got up and noticed the robot roll up behind him.
"Ugh, I'll just do it!" Courtney angrily said, pushing the fighting girls out of the way before jumping into the water.
"I'll go too." Brick confidently said before jumping into the water.
Courtney rose up first with a key in her hand and ran to the carriage. Lightning, who was about to get out screamed as Courtney jumped in, crushing him in the process. "Just GO." Courtney yelled, refusing to talk to Gwen as the goth girl pushed the cart.
"Hey, are you CRAZY?" Lightning groaned, pushing Courtney off him. She grunted and rolled her eyes. "Oh please, I don't need to hear anything from you!" Courtney hissed.
"Go!" Brick instructed as he jumped into the cart. Sierra screamed and jumped up and down as the military cadet and Owen left. "O.M.G.!! That is SO going on my blog!!" Sierra squealed before rushing back to the cliff in order to see Cody again.
"Dang it!" Courtney yelled as it was the wrong key again. Gwen sighed and rushed back as a tired Owen arrived at the house. Brick sighed as it was the wrong key before jumping into the carriage again.
~•~
CONFESSIONAL - Brick
"I failed my team.." He mumbled, looking sad.
~•~
"You or me..?" Mike chuckled. Zoey blushed and smiled. "I don't know, you choose!" She exclaimed. Mike smiled and gave a giggle. "No, you choose!" He said back as the two went back and forth. Cameron just watched before turning to Cody. "So uh…" He started before sighing. "Don't worry, I've been a third wheel far too many times!" Cody laughed. Cameron smiled at him before looking over the cliff. "Should I face my fears and go..?" He asked. Cody only shrugged before backing away from the cliff.
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CONFESSIONAL - Cody
"I'm like so skilled when it comes to big animals. I mean with someone like Sierra hugging me all the time, you pick up a few skills! What are those skills you may ask? Run away." Cody said, the last few words sounding extremely serious. He then gave a nervous toothy grin
~•~
Finally, a montage plays. First Cameron jumps off the cliff followed by Duncan. Both got the wrong key. Then Jo fell off the cliff due to Heather, who laughed and walked away from the cliff. Zoe jumped off the cliff a few minutes after but once again, it was the wrong key. Next was Heather, who was pushed off by Courtney who laughed. Mike was next and jumped into the water. He flew out the water with grace as he had become Svetlana, but for the third time, both keys were wrong.
"You HAVE to. It's either YOU OR THE ROBOT!" Courtney and Jo yelled. Scott held onto the rock tightly, not letting go.
"No way! F-F-FANG!" Scott cried as Jo tried to pry the farmer boy off the rock. Courtney watched as Beth jumped off, shouting happily before falling into the water. She then turned to Scott with anger in her eyes. "YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ELIMINATED!" Courtney screamed, anger getting the best of her. She pulled Scott off the rock and then stumbled back slightly, bumping into the robot in the process.
Heather, who just got back to the top, watched as the robot fell into the water. Courtney glared at Scott who shivered.
"Now what?! That stupid robot is gonna make us LOSE." Courtney yelled, causing the other members to all glare at Scott. Suddenly, there was a rumble and all the contestants watched as a huge explosion happened in the water. Scott watched with glee as Fang flew by him and into the forest. Heather squinted before her jaw dropped.
"NO!" Heather screamed as the athletic and shining figure of Alejandro emerged from the robot. He winked as he was in the air before he fell back into the water.
Jo, Lighting, and Scott just looked at eachother with confusion.
"He's back?!" Cody explained.
"You're JOKING!" Courtney yelled in frustration, almost as mad as Heather. Within moments, Alejandro emerged from the water with another key. Quickly, Alejandro swam to the shore and jumped into the carriage. Gwen, who was still gaping at Ale, ran as fast as she could.
"Would you look at that! It's a race to see which key is the one to unlock the door!" Chris exclaimed. He found his seat next to Chef, who poured him a glass of lemonade.
Both teams arrived close to the same time, but Alejandro did a flip from the carriage to directly in front of the door. Owen and Beth gasped as Alejandro successfully unlocked it, letting himself in with a smirk.
"Too easy." He laughed.
"NOOO!" Owen cried, dramatically falling to the ground. Beth chuckled and hugged Owen despite this. "I still think we did good!" Beth said with a smile.
"I must say—"
"Save it Alejandro."
"Well, since the Villainous Vultures won, I guess the Heroic Hamsters are now going to be eliminated. Who will be the first out?" Chris chuckled, his lemonade now finished.
The losing contestants grumbled while the winners either smiled or scowled.
~•~
CONFESSIONAL - Scott
"Now that my body is… weaker, my strategy won't work. Also because everyone's caught on to it already." Scott said sadly.
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As Scott left the confessional booth, he felt a hand pull him to the side. With wide eyes, he opened his mouth before closing it once more as he was staring at Alejandro.
"Hola." He smirked, a hint of evil obvious on him. Scott tried to push away, wanting to leave but Alejandro grabbed the back of his shirt and turned him around.
"You know my friend, one year in a robot is a long time. Say, what was that I saw when you fell earlier? I swear I saw something!" Alejandro said, his eyes closed. Scott glared.
"I don't know and I ain't telling whatever make believe thing you heard about me" Scott huffed. His uncaring face didn't last long as Alejandro had tripped him as he tried to walk away for the second time. Scott's face paled and he turned his head to see Alejandro.
"Ah yes, are these prosthetics?" Al asked, kneeling down. "Oh wow, how did you afford these? Aren't you poor?" He asked, raising an eyebrow. Scott bit his lip and his eyes widened.
"F-F-Fang" Scott mumbled, looking away. He couldn't believe that Al of all people was already blackmailing him.
"Why keep it a secret?" Al asked, his smirk dying down a little bit. Based on what he saw during the challenge, he gathered that Fang had done this to him while he was competing.
Scott hesitated before mumbling something under his breath. "People could use it against me." Scott said, standing up. He looked tired and leaned against the confessional for support. Al nodded, clearly understanding. He had a similar experience, being trapped in a robot and all. Though, he wasn't missing any limbs when that happened. He just had a terrible burn from the lava.
"Don't worry mi amigo, your secret is safe with me." Al smirked. Scott narrowed his eyes but nodded. Both of them just watched each other for a moment before Scott steadily walked to where the villains were staying.
Just as Scott left, Alejandro turned to see one of the contestants from the hero team, Cameron. He frowned and looked at Alejandro defeated.
~•~
CONFESSIONAL - Alejandro
"I do not mind Scott at all. Though, if I do plan accordingly, I can use this to my advantage. If I play the sympathy card with him, I could have everyone thinking that I've changed." Alejandro smirked, thinking about it.
"Though, the only obstacle in my way is that everyone sees Scott as villainous. That's why those little cucarachas will feel bad once they see poor Scotty's legs." He smiled.
~•~
CONFESSIONAL - Scott
"I don't trust him. His strategy was so idiotic. Back on the farm, mama used to tell me not to trust anyone. Albertha says that's why I got mauled, but I know better because pappy and mama are always right!"
Scott then glared at the camera. "I ain't your pawn! You are mine!"
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CONFESSIONAL - Cameron
"Fang bit Scott's LEGS OFF?! Wh- why didn't he tell me..? I could have helped him!" Cameron looked down sadly.
~•~
As the sun came down, the Heroic Hamsters all sat around the fire. Chris and Chef stood next to each other, Chris wearing a smirk on his face.
"Welcome to the first elimination ceremony!" Chris exclaimed happily. He laughed as he looked to Chef, who held a dish of marshmallows.
"Kinda sad that you had to lose, right? Especially to Alejandro!" Chris said. Cody and Sierra rolled their eyes at the remark.
"Over there," Chris motioned to a booth where the winners sat, "Is where the winners of the challenge get to go!". The Vultures sat at the booth and laughed.
"Good luck Brick!" Jo exclaimed, crossing her arms.
"Anyways, this year, the voters will be choosing who to send home by drawing an X on these lovely paper stars that have each contestants name on them!" Chris explained as he held up a badly cut paper star.
"Ugh, why did we have to win? I want Alejandro out NOW!" Heather exclaimed, crossing her arms.
"Trust me, if I could get someone out right now, I would." Courtney hissed, glaring at Gwen. Gwen looked away from Courtney and locked eyes with Duncan.
"Now, Heroic Hamsters, before you vote… I want you all to agree on ONE Vulture, pronto." Chris said.
"Scott." Mike said quickly, smirking.
"I second that!" Zoey said, followed by Brick.
"W-Wait! What if it's a good thing?" Cameron asked, looking at the three.
Zoey and Mike exchanged glances before Beth interrupted them.
"We vote Heather!" She exclaimed. Heather smiled, hoping that whatever it was was good.
"Alright! Heather gets to spend the night on Boney Island!" Chris exclaimed, causing Heather to frown. Beth laughed until Heather glared at her. She then gave a sheepish grin.
"Can we nominate Scott again..?" Mike mumbled. Chris shook his head. "Nope! Heather it is! Bye bye!" Chris waved as Heather looked confused. Suddenly a helicopter flew down and two interns forced Heather inside.
"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" Heather's voice trailed off in the distance.
"Yes!" Courtney and Gwen exclaimed before awkwardly looking at each other.
"Alright, well Heroic Hamsters… Get to voting!"
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"They were being a bit too lovey dovey.." Cody placed an X over Mike's star.
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"Fatso has to go!" Zoey explained before gasping. "Was that too mean? I'm so sorry Owen!"
~•~
"I failed my part…" Brick sighed, putting an X on his own star.
~•~
As the fire lit, Chris came back out as the contestants sat themselves back down. Chris muttered something to Chef and the two chuckled. Chris then walked towards the contestants.
"Alright, let's get the show on the road!"
The contestants groaned but Owen giggled, excited to eat his marshmallow when it was his turn to get one.
"Tough votes tonight my friends! But there will be one of you going home tonight. Now if I call your name, that means you are still in the game!" Chris explained. All the contestants knew by then, but Chris probably enjoyed saying it.
"Cameron"
"Sierra"
"Cody"
"Brick"
Brick gasped as he was handed his marshmallow.
"Beth"
"And Zoey!"
As Zoey caught her marshmallow, she couldn't help but be nervous that Mike would have to leave.
"That leaves Mike, who spent some time arguing with Zoey about who would go… in the lovey dovey way!"
Mike frowned.
"And Owen, who said he had pushed the carriage before only to remember later that Alejandro did it and not him!" Chris laughed as Owen's face turned red.
"I missed my little buddy!" Owen sighed. Beth and Cody comforted him.
"Well, the last marshmallow goes to…"
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"Mike!" Chris exclaimed as Zoey, and Cameron cheered. Mike looked very thankful until he saw Owen who sighed, looking sad.
"Sorry I couldn't stay longer guys.." Owen said with a frown as Cody, Sierra, and Beth hugged him.
"Don't worry big O, tell Noah we said hi!" Cody smiled. Sierra nodded. "Also tell him to UNBLOCK ME!" Sierra said, a hint of frustration in her voice. Owen knew she was playing mostly, but he nodded.
"Okay Chris, I'm ready!" Owen laughed. He let out a fart and giggled again before Chris rolled his eyes.
"Good, then follow me!" Chris said. Both teams curiously followed.
"Poor guy, he's about to be flinged" Mike said, a hint of guilt in his voice.
"Not quite!" Chris interrupted as the group gathered at the end of the dock. There was a giant toilet. Owen gasped, his jaw dropped. "I've always wanted to be flushed down a toilet!" He exclaimed. Cody and Beth exchanged concerned glances before watching as Owen climbed into the toilet.
"Bye guys! Remember to have fun!" Owen exclaimed. He then was flushed down before getting stuck. "Uh, a little help here?" He asked. Chef slammed his hand against the toilet, which caused Owen to properly disappear into the toilet.
"Who will go into the toilet next? Tune in and find out next time on Total Drama: All Stars!"