The Step Brothers vs. The Rock 'n' Rollers vs. The French-Spanish Connection
Summary: This is the 3rd match of the night as we determine who'll challenge The Surfers at Ultimate Showdown for the TDW Tag Team Championship.
P.S. Before the match however TDW Commissioner Daniel King is going to be making a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Regarding who'll challenge Jay Morris for the TDW Intercontinental Championship at Ultimate Showdown, and we'll give an update on Ali's condition as well.
P.S.S. The post-match backstage segment with Ali is co-written by me and ShokuAli16! It'll contain some awesome surprises.
Rated M for Violence and Language! ENJOY!
The fans were ready for the action to resume, following that brutal street fight between Ali and Staphanie.
"Welcome back fans to Total Drama Wrestling, as we have received word, that the undefeated TDW double champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam is doing okay, she's currently going under a transfusion which we will go into her locker room following this triple threat tag team match to see who'll challenge The Surfers for the TDW Tag Team titles at Ultimate Showdown this Sunday." Mauro said giving the fans an update on Ali before announcing what the next match will be.
"But Mauro, before that… the TDW Commissioner Daniel King has a huge announcement to make regarding who will challenge Jay Morris for the TDW Intercontinental Championship." Joey said to Mauro before the camera went to Daniel King's office.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a huge announcement because at Ultimate Showdown… "The Canadian Dragon" Jay Morris will defend the TDW Intercontinental Championship against one of the greatest technical wrestlers in history, who has appeared in TDW before who wants to wrestle his farewell match in TDW, I'm talking about "The Wrestling Machine", I'm talking about the only Olympic Gold Medalist in WWE History, the one! The only! WWE Hall of Famer… Kurt Angle!" Daniel announced, causing the crowd to go nuts with loud cheers.
"HOLY SHIT!" Joey shouted.
"The WWE Hall of Famer Kurt Angle is going to be wrestling his last ever TDW match against "The Canadian Dragon" Jay Morris! Mamma Mia Joey! I think we got a clinic!" Mauro said before "Rock You Like a Hurricane" by Scorpions began to play as Rock and Spud came out to loud cheers from the fans, before the bell rang.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a triple threat tag team match set for one-fall where the winners will go on to Ultimate Showdown to face The Surfers for the TDW Tag Team Championship!" Justin Roberts announced the match before he began to introduce the first team.
"Introducing first, from Panama City, Florida… at a combined weight of 554 Pounds… they are Steven "Rock" Baker, and Pete "Spud" Adams, they are the Rock 'n' Rollers!" Justin Roberts announced while Rock and Spud high-fived the fans, then they entered the ring.
"The Rock 'n' Rollers are former TDW Tag Team Champions… but they'll have to face off against two other tag teams." Joey said before "Hey Brother" by Avicii played before Lorenzo Hill and Chet Stinchcomb came out to cheers also.
"Introducing team number two… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… at a combined weight of 496 Pounds… they are Chet Stinchcomb and Lorenzo Hill, they are The Step Brothers!" Justin Roberts announced.
"The Step Brothers actually challenged The Surfers for the TDW Tag Team Championship at Christmas Miracle last December in a brutal Houston Street Fight!" Mauro said to Joey.
"It is a triple threat tag team match so there are no disqualifications, anything goes basically." Joey said while Chet and Lorenzo walked down the entrance ramp and then entered the ring, before their music stopped as the crowd then began to boo because they knew who the last team was then "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica began to play, then "El Diablo" Alejandro Burromuerto and Jacques Grenier came out to loud boos from the crowd.
"Introducing team number three… representing The Empire… at a combined weight of 485 Pounds… "El Diablo" Alejandro Burromuerto and Jacques Grenier, they are the French-Spanish Connection!" Justin Roberts announced, before they walked down the entrance ramp.
"It has been a while since we have seen Alejandro and Jacques team up together." Joey pointed out to Mauro while they entered the ring, then the bell sounded with all 6 men brawling in the ring as that's how the match began.
"Here we go! This triple threat tag team match is officially underway!" Mauro said while all three teams kept brawling until Rock then threw Jacques out of the ring into the ringside area.
"Rock has thrown Jacques out of the ring, down the floor." Joey said before Rock then nailed a missile dropkick to Jacques off the apron down to the ringside floor.
"Ohhh!" The crowd groaned, before Lorenzo then nailed Alejandro with a roundhouse kick.
"Roundhouse by Lorenzo Hill!" Mauro said before Chet then nailed Alejandro with the Vertical Suplex Piledriver, before pinning Alejandro.
"Chet goes for the cover!" Joey shouted before the referee began to count.
"1…! 2…!" The ref counted before Rock nailed his finisher "Stage Dive" which is a shooting star senton onto Chet which broke up the pin.
"Rock has broken up the three count with the Stage Dive!" Mauro said before Spud then nailed Chet with a hard spinebuster.
"OHHH!" The crowd groaned again.
"Spinebuster by Spud!" Joey said before Lorenzo then attempted a roundhouse kick to Rock who avoided it and then Rock and Spud nailed "Stairway to Heaven" onto Lorenzo.
"Lorenzo is now on the Stairway to Heaven!" Mauro said before Spud then pinned Lorenzo.
"1…! 2…!" The ref counted before Alejandro broke it up with a hard punt kick to Spud's head.
"AY DIOS MIO!" Joey shouted before Alejandro then nailed "El Santo Grail" to Spud, before nailing a snapmare takedown to Rock, then followed that up with another "El Santo Grail" this time to Rock, in the meanwhile Jacques got up at ringside and then returned to the ring before he then nailed Lorenzo with a brutal but impressive French Special.
"Alejandro with two El Santo Grails while Jacques follows that up with an impressive French Special to Lorenzo! This could be it!" Mauro said before Alejandro then pinned Spud, while Jacques pinned Lorenzo.
"1…! 2…! 3…!" The ref counted as Alejandro and Jacques had won the triple threat tag team match, and are going to Vancouver.
"The FSC have done it!" Joey shouted in shock.
"Here are your winners… and number one contender for the TDW Tag Team Championship at Ultimate Showdown… The French-Spanish Connection!" Justin Roberts announced, while the crowd booed.
"What a triple threat tag team match we just saw!" Mauro said to Joey.
"I agree completely, now it's time we take an exclusive look behind the scenes at the undefeated TDW double champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam as she's currently going through a blood transfusion." Joey said before the cameras then went to Ali's dressing room, as she is working on her memoir on her laptop as she's having a blood transfusion and all the while, she's eating a ham sandwich.
"I don't know what stories to add to this; I mean I already put in my two Kix stories from November 2014 and December 2016 in chapters sixteen and eighteen respectively, I think I'll just listen to my music as I come up with some." Ali said to herself before she went to her iTunes on her laptop, puts her earbuds in and types away until there's a knock at her door.
"Come in!" Ali shouted as a door was heard opening and closing.
"I hope it's either more fan mail or my latest order from Amoeba Records or-" Ali said before she stopped herself as she looked at the person standing next to her… it was none other than Joe Walsh of "The Eagles" while the crowd cheered.
"Ali!" Joe greeted the unsuspected Ali who then took off her earbuds the moment she saw Joe.
"Joe Walsh of The Eagles! How in the hell are you doing Joe?" Ali said before asking Joe how he's doing.
"Doing good, just getting ready for the tour to start in May." Joe answered before he noticed Ali having a blood transfusion.
"Must've been one hell of a street fight, huh?" Joe asked Ali.
"It was a brutal one, but not as brutal as this Sunday will be in Vancouver." Ali answered Joe.
"Whew! This Sunday is gonna be a doozy! A Vancouver Deathmatch where your TDW Women's Title is gonna be on the line, but not only that… you're still undefeated." Joe said to Ali, reminding her of what's at stake.
"Yep." Ali said to Joe who then notices Ali working on her memoir.
"So how's your work on your memoir?" Joe asked Ali.
"It's going good Joe, thank you." Ali answered Joe before thanking him.
"It has potential to be a New York Times bestseller." Joe said to Ali.
"The only problem is that I don't know what concert stories to add, the most recent concert story I added was the time I saw Kix a second time, December 9, 2016 at The Ballroom at Warehouse Live... I was 18 years old at the time and thank fucking God no incidents happened that time, a huge improvement from November 2014 when some guy tried to steal my earplugs when I was 15 going on 16. Long story short, the band intervened and the guy backed off." Ali said to Joe, mentioning the most recent concert story she added to her memoir.
"Ah… say, how many times did you see the Eagles?" Joe said before asking Ali how many times she saw The Eagles, making her think about it for a moment.
"I think five times before Glenn passed away." Ali answered Joe.
"Well, I think I have a story for you to add. Picture this; June 9, 2003. AT&T Center, San Antonio, Texas." Joe said to Ali whose eyes widen at Joe's words.
"Yea? I was four years old at the time." Ali answered before reminding him how old she was at the time.
"Okay." Joe said to Ali.
"The WWE gave my dad a huge paycheck and he decided to take me, my mom and my older sister Emmeline- who was seven at the time- to see you guys, backstage passes and all." Ali said to Joe, telling him what happened on that night.
"Yeah and before that, the last time your dad saw us was at Jeppeson Stadium at the University of Houston; July 9th 1977 with Jimmy Buffett." Joe said to Ali.
"Yea, he was six at the time from what he told me and that was back when Don Felder and Randy Meisner were in the band." Ali said to Joe.
"Exactly." Joe said to Ali.
"I remember you guys and you did the show and when we met you guys backstage after the show." Ali said to Joe.
"Yea and I'll never forget it, I remember a couple of roadies having a heated argument a couple of feet from us and that must've startled you." Joe said to Ali whose eyes widened again.
"How did you-" Ali was in the process of asking how did Joe remember an incident.
"I remember you in your mother's arms, Mr. Yum-Yum clutched in one arm and covering one of your ears with one of your hands, you looked like you were gonna have a major freakout right there." Joe said to Ali.
"Yeah, and... I don't know if it was Glenn or Timothy or..." Ali said to Joe not recalling who was where.
"Glenn noticed you in distress and took you and your mother to a room where it was nice and quiet." Joe said to Ali, telling her that Glenn put Ali and her mom in a nice and quiet room.
"That's what happened? I mean, I had been diagnosed as autistic the year before in September of 2002..." Ali asked before remembering when she was diagnosed with autism.
"Yeah, although Glenn knew nothing about autism; he knew the best way to comfort you the best he could, he had a guitar in that room and played "Take It Easy" in a soothing manner." Joe said to Ali, who looked surprised.
"Yeah, and surprisingly, it worked." Ali said to Joe.
"Yep, it sure did… Glenn was a good man, Deacon is a lot like his daddy." Joe said to Ali.
"Yea and immediately after that, you, dad, Emmeline and Timothy came in to see what was going on." Ali said to Joe.
"Yeah and Glenn told them that he helped calm you down." Joe said to Ali.
"And where was Don Henley?" Ali asked Joe.
"Hehe, he gave those two roadies a tongue lashing for nearly causing you to have a meltdown." Joe chuckled and explained to Ali where exactly Don Henley was.
"Really?" Ali asked Joe.
"He sure did! He even suspended them from touring for two months without pay." Joe said to Ali.
"Serves them right." Ali said to Joe.
"Yep and Don Henley came in and apologized on behalf of the band." Joe said to Ali.
"Good, did my mom tell any of you guys- you, Glenn, Timothy and Don- about me being autistic?" Ali said before asking Joe if her mother ever mentioned anything to the band.
"Of course she did Ali, she told us before the show on the phone." Joe answered Ali.
"Ah, anyway… I wanna switch gears and talk about this Sunday… is a rematch of my two out of three falls match at Christmas Miracle which occurred back home in Houston last December… my question is what do you guys think about my chances in my rematch against Dawn this Sunday?" Ali said before she asked Joe his thoughts and the rest of The Eagles thoughts about her chances in this rematch.
"Well... Don Henley, Vince and Timothy are betting on Dawn to win while Deacon and I are betting on you to retain." Joe answered Ali.
"Cool." Ali said to Joe.
"Yeah, and that show in San Antonio... that was the first of five shows that you saw us before Glenn died, right?" Joe said before he asked Ali.
"Yeah." Ali answered Joe.
"Okay cool." Joe said to Ali.
"Yea, the second time I saw you guys was at the Toyota Center in Houston; December 1, 2008 and I just had my 10th birthday four days prior." Ali said to Joe, mentioning the second time she saw the band.
"Yeah and after that show, Don Henley brought the same two roadies over to you backstage and made them apologize to you for what happened five years before." Joe said to Ali, telling her a story about what happened with the roadies.
"I remember that, I remember forgiving them." Ali said to Joe.
"And the third time you saw us was at the American Airlines Center in Dallas; October 12, 2013." Joe said to Ali.
"Yea, I was 14, a month from turning 15." Ali said to Joe.
"And the fourth came the following year-" Joe said before Ali interrupted Joe to mention when she saw The Eagles for the fourth time.
"Toyota Center in Houston; October 14, 2014." Ali said to Joe.
"15 going on 16, right?" Joe asked Ali who nodded.
"Yeah, and the last time I saw you guys was in El Paso, Texas; my mom's hometown… Don Haskins Center; May 22, 2015, I was 16 years old at the time and when we met you guys backstage, I was surprised that Glenn still remembered me after all these years." Ali said to Joe, mentioning that she was surprised that Glenn remembered her.
"Yeah, that was near the end of Glenn's last tour, before he got sick and passed away." Joe said mentioning it was the last time she saw Glenn before he died.
"Yea, even Glenn knew his time was coming." Ali said to Joe.
"Yeah, he did." Joe said to Ali.
"So, I guess he decided to spend his final moments with me that night?" Ali then asked Joe.
"Yeah, you and him talked about his music, y'all even talked about his acting and how good it was." Joe said to Ali.
"Yea, Miami Vice and such?" Ali asked Joe.
"Yeah but I also remember you two watching Jerry Maguire where he played the frugal General Manager of the Arizona Cardinals." Joe said to Ali, reminding her of that they saw Jerry Maguire.
"If he didn't have Rheumatoid Arthritis, would he have been a great authority figure in TDW?" Ali asked Joe.
"I think so." Joe answered Ali as there was another knock at the door.
"Come in!" Ali and Joe said before her godfather Shawn Michaels and her father Eric Moonbeam come in Ali's dressing room.
"Hey sweetheart." Eric greeted her daughter.
"What's up Ali?" Shawn greeted Ali.
"Nothing much guys, just having a blood transfusion and working on my book- oh! Look who came in before you guys." Ali answered Shawn before telling him and Eric of who came into her dressing room first.
"Hey! What's up Joe?" Eric said to Joe.
"Joe Walsh!" Shawn said to Joe who laughed.
"Haha! Well, well- how's it been!" Joe said to Shawn.
"It's been good, getting ready for WrestleMania 35 which is not this upcoming Sunday but the next Sunday." Shawn said to Joe.
"That's very good, Triple H vs. Batista, right?" Joe said before asking Shawn.
"Yeah, it's a rematch of their clash from WrestleMania 21 in LA." Shawn answered Joe.
"That was an absolutely brilliant match, leading to an epic feud in 2005." Ali said to Shawn and Joe.
"Cool." Joe said to Ali.
"Yeah." Shawn said as well.
"Anyway sweetheart, after your blood transfusion you wanna head back to the hotel and pack up before we check out and head to Vancouver?" Eric asked Ali if she wants to leave after her transfusion.
"Yeah, I do Dad." Ali answered Eric.
"Sounds good, we're gonna leave you be so the transfusion can wrap up." Shawn said to Ali.
"Okay guys, it was good seeing y'all." Ali said to Joe, Shawn, and her dad.
"And you, Joe?" Eric asked Joe if it was good to see him.
"It was awesome seeing you Eric, and you as well Shawn." Joe said to Eric and to Shawn.
"Love you Dad!" Ali said to her dad, Eric.
"Love you too Ali." Eric said back to Ali before he and Shawn Michaels left Ali's locker room.
"I gotta get back to my family, but see you after the show." Joe said to Ali.
"You too." Ali said to Joe who then left the room, leaving Ali all alone.
"Hehehe, well, looks like I have a couple of Eagles stories to add to my book! So..." Ali chuckled and said to herself before she puts her earbuds back in and starts her music back up as she resumes typing.
"Welcome to the Hotel California; such a lovely place, such a lovely place; such a lovely face; plenty of room at the Hotel California; any time of year, any time of year; you can find it here!" Ali sang a bit of the famous song "Hotel California" by The Eagles before the camera cut to Joey and Mauro.
"Well! How about that! Ali now has some awesome "Eagles" stories she can add to her memoir." Mauro said to Joey.
"Yep, now we have The French-Spanish Connection who are former TDW Tag Team Champions, challenging The Surfers for the TDW Tag Team titles, when we come back, we will see the TDW Hardcore Champion, Owen "The Warrior" Chambers team up with Noah Helton as they take on the TDW World TV Champion Tyler Helms as he teams up with "The Soldier" Brick McArthur! So don't go away fans! We'll be right back!" Joey said and announced what match will be next before the camera faded to black.
WOW!
WHAT A TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM MATCH!
THE FRENCH-SPANISH CONNECTION WILL FACE THE SURFERS AT ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN FOR THE TDW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
PLUS! WHAT A SURPRISE SEEING THE CLOWN PRINCE OF ROCK AND ROLL! JOE WALSH AND ALI CHAT FOR A BIT WHILE SHE'S DOING A TRANSFUSION!
NOW… WE WILL SEE THE TDW HARDCORE CHAMPION OWEN "THE WARRIOR" CHAMBERS AS HE TEAMS UP WITH HIS BEST FRIEND NOAH HELTON, THEY FACE OFF AGAINST THE TDW WORLD TV CHAMPION TYLER HELMS AND HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER "THE SOLDIER" BRICK MCARTHUR!
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