Prompt: "Ring"


It was a simultaneous stentorian boom of sound in the throne room, a surprisingly tinny - and certainly unholy - rendition of Blondie's "Call Me" erupting from goblin pockets, goblin chests, goblin shoes, and in one notable case, one very surprised pet chicken.

Jareth closed his eyes briefly before turning to his chief of staff, who appeared rather pleased with himself.

"I commend your embrace and adaptation of mortal technology. However," Jareth continued, doing his best to block out the auditory havoc, "when I said we should be prepared to answer Sarah's call, this is not as I imagined it."