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Chapter 3 overlord Kitsune
It had been five days since Naruto came to the Hotel, he was with everyone as he had his eyes closed and laying on the couch as he was listening to the commercial that Alastor made as it voice talking about the hotel.
"Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar! Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you! Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control. Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident. Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!"
Alastor turns off the television, "So, what do you think?"
Naruto open his eyes and saw on the other couch was Charlie and Vaggie were surprised of the commercial being poorly misleading and very offensive to their nature, that Vaggie throws a fit at Alastor.
"I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?" Vaggie ask in a piss tone.
"Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit... off? We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um...?" Charlie Couldn't find the right word to say as she didn't want to hurt Alastor feelings.
"Bad. The word you're looking for is bad," Vaggie said as knew She was the only one that could say it.
"Funny. I was going for hilarious," Alastor said as naruto give it a thumbs up.
"I would have said the same thing too," naruto said as he look back at Charlie and Vaggie.
"It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point," Vaggie explains as Charlie nodded.
"Vaggie is right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them," Charlie said as naruto roll his eyes as he knew only she and Vaggie who believe that is true when it's not.
"Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement," Alastor explains as he taps the television twice with his microphone staff, "So, I had a little fun with it."
"Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? (Vaggie stands up) Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a five days ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time," Vaggie told him.
Angel raises his hand from the couch, catching everyone's attention.
"What?" Vaggie ask.
"If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?" Angel said as naruto giggled But was really annoyed.
Angel takes a bottle with one arm before pointing all three arms at himself, but Vaggie doesn't like it, "Angel, you're a p star."
"A famous p* star. I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in," Angel Point it out.
"We are not filming a p as a commercial," Vaggie said with her arms crossed.
"Why not? S* sells, don't it? I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-
creepy voice here, you'd be rollin' in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel Angel said explaining, Alastor appears right beside the couch next to Angel and laughs with amusement.
"Haha! Never going to happen!" Alastor said as naruto face Turn red, but he still hold a smile on his face.
"Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you in that way," Charlie said as she was Very uncomfortable talking about this.
"Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity. (laughs). Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits," Angel kept going on as Charlie chuckles nervously until Charlie's phone rings from Lucifer.
"Hold that thought! I'll be right back," Charlie said as
"I could keep going all night, baby," Angel.
Said While Angel drinks his beer, Charlie breathes nervously and answers the call.
"Hello? Dad?" Charlie said As Charlie take the phone call, the scene switches to Vaggie, Angel, Naruto and Alastor.
"Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?" Angel, ask.
"Oh, trust me," Alastor Smiles in a mischievously creepy look with dark magic, "-I can."
"Why do you think I'm here?" Husk said as he was in his bar room, "You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks b and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?" As Husk cleans a bottle, Niffty pops up from behind the counter with a hand raised.
"I like being forced," Nifty said.
"Keep that to yourself, Niff," Husk said.
"What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?" Angel said.
"Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat," Husk said as He was getting annoyed by Angel.
"Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty," Angel said.
Vaggie sighs, "Angel. Let Husk do his job. And, no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to."
"I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?" Angel said.
"Well, Maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible," Vaggie Pointed out but naruto roll his eyes.
Angel places a hand on Vaggie's shoulder, giving her a deadpan expression while the latter makes the same one, "Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. C is expensive."
Naruto look over to see Charlie who seemed really happy with the news her father brought to her, "Yeah, I can totally, yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay?" Charlie hangs up the phone and gasp in excitement, "Yes... YES!"
Charlie giggles in excitement when she hears about the news until she calls Vaggie in gibberish, waving very franticly that freaks Vaggie out, "VAGGIEHOLYSHIT!"
"Ah! What?" Vaggie confused and not understanding what is going on, Charlie waves her to come to her for some exciting news.
Charlie was mumbling excitedly, "get over here!"
Vaggie sighs happily and comes to Charlie while she is jumping around in a very happy mode.
'Curse these fox ears, I can hear their conversation from Here!' Naruto though as he keeps hearing into their conversation.
"What's going on?" Vaggie ask.
Charlie breathes in and out to calm her nerves so she can explain, but she was explaining so fast due to her excitement, "My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead."
Charlie hyperventilates and grabs Vaggie to get up close. Vaggie, however, was confused since the Angels were already done with their extermination and won't be back for another year, "But-but, the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-"
As Vaggie went on, Charlie was in the mood to get her hotel project to work, and remains hopeful that she starts singing, "I can do this! Somehow, I know it, I'll get Heaven behind my plans!"
"Charlie, hold on..." Vaggie Try to say something but Charlie kept singing.
"There's just no way I could blow it, Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!"
"It's just a meeting," Vaggie Try to remind her.
"To change their minds And touch their hearts Or... whatever angels have!" Kept singing along.
"This could be bad..." Vaggie Kept saying, but Charlie kept singing.
"Cheer up, Vaggie! This could be swell! Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell!" Charlie sings away.
"Okay, but just don't... sing to them," Vaggie Try to warn her but Angel, Alastor, Niffty, and Keekee were already at the window where they can see Charlie singing out in the destroyed Pentagram City, as Angel Dust turns back to Vaggie still drinking from a bottle.
"That bitch is halfway down the street!" Angel said with a smirk.
"Is she...?" Vaggie was Quickly cut off by Angel.
"Oh, she's dancin'!" angel said.
"Ugh, no..." Vaggie said as naruto gets up and decided to leave for a bit.
Naruto drop the smile on his face, needing some time to himself, Taking a walk around town, the place was a complete big mess.
'Wow, I didn't even realize last extermination had done this much destruction,' Naruto though to himself as heard the sounds of familiar footsteps.
Naruto kept walking to the other side of the building and what he find was a bunch of foxes were cleaning up the mess.
Naruto felt someone was behind him, He sigh and turn around and saw none other than kurama or better known as overlord Kitsune.
Kurama in hell have more of a human form, He stood at 7.3 tall, He had long orange hair That went down to his back, Is crimson red eyes, tan skin, Whisper marks on his cheeks, Fox ears except they were on the side of his head not on the top like Naruto's, he wore Is a long orange and black kimono That went all the way down to his feet hnd cover his hands, he had Is a long red cape with the symbol nine On it, He had his nine long tails hidden.
"It's so nice to see again my little golden fox," kurama said as he pet naruto fluffy head.
Naruto on the other hand look bord, "It's been two years, so your foxes are doing clean and doing now?"
Kurama Started laugh, "unholy hell! no! They're cleaning up my side of the town, I have only lost two souls from Lost those angeles, How many souls have you have now?"
Naruto took his fingers and made a zero, "I don't make deals with other demons for theirs or for mine."
Kurama smirk, "I have over 12 million demon souls, I'm impressed you have Survive on your own after we got separated."
Naruto roll his eyes, It was always the same, kurama What brag about how many souls he has collected that are now under his contracts and that they serve him.
"Look naruto, I know things have not been easy for you, but I want to keep you safe, one of the other overlords have discovered five dead angels," kurama said as those words made naruto take a step back.
"Oh my, That's... That's surprising," naruto said as kurama had an eyebrow raise up.
"It is my little fox, Which is why I want to make a deal with you," kurama said as naruto growl.
Naruto had no interest in any form of contract with other demons, Even if he did not had to give his soul to them, they would still make him do things because of the deal that he would be in with them.
Naruto knew one thing though he would never make a contract with kurama, kurama had always been after his soul, naruto wasn't stupid, he knew If he did , he would be back to the way it used to be when he was his jinchuuriki, The only difference is that naruto would be kurama any support or help, Not to mention kurama would take advantage of whatever the deal would be.
"Kurama!" Naruto gave a warning growl, "You know dame well. I do not make contracts or deals with any demons."
Kurama frown, "poor little fox, Still acting like a rogue, No matter, you will eventually accept my offer."
Naruto watch as kurama vanish into black smoke, After all that he decided to head back home.
Later when he got back, naruto saw the
Charlie was home and vaggie Had just told her that she made a brand new commercial.
Standing behind the couch and watching the tv With everyone.
"I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha!" Alastor laugh as naruto was surprised to hear as he knew Alastor Hated anything that came after his time back on earth, He hated the tv but he always enjoyed radio.
Charlie was surprised, "Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?"
Angel smiled, "Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself."
Charlie beaming and tearing up, "That's... that's amazing."
Angel look at her and Sshh at her, "it's starting."
Om the tv, Vaggie Along the rest of the people in the howe're there, "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel...?" TV cuts to a breaking news report
Vaggie, Charlie and Angel get annoyed and angrily complain. Niffty claps and giggles, naruto roll his eyes, ' Should have known.'
"Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?"
"No, what does that mean, Katie?" Tom ask.
"It means we're all royally fucked!" She said with her Eye twitches, Screaming can be heard from Sinners as the time on the Clock Tower reduces to 176 days until the next Extermination.
Angel was surprised, "Wait, what? Why?!"
Naruto gulp as he A memory flash before his eyes, He quickly left and went to his room.
Later Up in the sky A drone scours an area until it finds a dead Exorcist corpse with its head missing. The drone scans the corpse.
Lute and Adam We're in the drone.
"We found a six body, sir. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!" Lute Is suggested with fury in her voice.
"No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry. When we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!" Adam said.
He slams a fist on the projector, destroying it and causing its light to disappear, leaving only Adam's glowing evil smile.
To be continued
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