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Chapter four Radio broadcast and New guess
Naruto was relaxing on the couch as he was listening to charlie, "Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?!" Charlie Starts to panic. "And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!"
Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down, "Yes. We will."
"Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now..."angel stopped himself when he saw his phone vibrates, naruto saw the person's name was violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch"
"Ain't no silver lining this time toots," Is angel said.
"Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!" charlie said as She was trying to think of A. Way to make sure things work.
"Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts," Angel said as he waves his phone in their faces, People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.
Angel scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.
"Err, what is a...Donkey Show?" Charlie said.
Angel panics and retreats the phone back, "Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit."
"Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?" Vaggie said.
Charlie Gasps, "This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!"
"Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? Angel said as he waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.
"Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -" Charlie was cut off by the Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall.
Naruto Look up from the window and saw a massive air balloon filled with weapons connect to it.
"Wait? Isn't that the guy who I didn't see when I first got here because I got drunk?" Naruto ask, Alastor nodded.
Naruto Is now remember, The demon's name was Sir Pentious zeppelin armed for battle.
With Sir Pentiou
With him and his Egg Boiz scattering around, "Show yourself Alasssstor. Come and face..?" Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.
"Oh there you are! Face my wrath!" Sir Pentiou Yelled
"Who are you?" Alastor ask as he kept a smile on his face.
"Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!" Sir Pentiou said.
Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Angel, Vaggie, naruto and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.
"Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!" Sir Pentiou said.
"Ooh you tell 'em boss." Egg Bois said
Niffty appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly starstruck, "Ooooooh, he's a bad boy.'
Alastor scoops Niffty up and drops her to the ground, "Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you."
"I attacked you literally last week," Sir Pentiou Pointed out the fact as Alastor cocks his head.
"We've done battle, like... 20 times," Sir Pentiou said as naruto was surprised but he if They have thought this many times it means Alastor wasn't interested.
"Well, you must have been really bad at this," Alastor said.
"Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal," Sir Pentiou said.
Niffty reappears on Alastor's shoulder, "Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?"
"Oh, nobody important," Alastor said.
At Vees' headquarters
A large crowd is in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the tvs facing the window showing off a spy drone, "New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes, Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!"
Crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes. then cuts to random people watching their computers laptops and phones, and reveals their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis, "This week's episode of Yeah, I F Your Sister, So What? is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment!
In a large room filled with televisions
The tvs showing off numerous consumers as trust us repeats and overlaps. electricity courses as Vox the Leader of the vees stands up from his chair laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism.
"Muhahaha! Now that's good television!" Vox said tgen Suddenly his screen-face shifts to reveal an icon of Velvette, another one of them Vees, signifying she's calling, with a clown horn ringtone. Vox courses the call from his screen to his hands his hand via his electric powers and transfers it to one of his many screens to reveal Velvette in her studio, her hair into a large ponytail. Vox then sits down on his chair, "Vox: Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?"
"Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!" Velvette said as Vox looks to one of his screens as he gets his coffee cup and drinks from it.
"Whatever could be the problem, my dear?" Vox ask.
"Your little boy toy is wrecking my apartment, while I'm trying to pull together a show and..." Velvette stop herself as she turns around, off screen vox can hear several workers running and screaming, and objects being tossed, as Valentino is heard cussing.
Velvette face was turned red, "THAT FXXXXXX BXXXX! Just get your ass here, NOW! ...Damn it, Valentino!" The call ends, and Vox's smile fades away as he gets up sighing, fixing up his bowtie.
Vox started walkin out of the room, 'Oh god. Here I go, Valentino.' "Just another fucking day with Val. Hey-hey-hey. Fuck my life."
Vox left the room with a smile on his tv face for a crowd of reporters that overlap one another before pointing their microphones to him.
Reporter came over, "Mr, Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?"
"My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce," zooms to him and an ad featuring the VoxTek logo, now gold and with angelic wings, with the tagline reading, "VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety." Vox uses his left eye to hypnotize the crowd the same way as his consumers.
Vox manager came over to him, Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?v
Vox look at him and said, "Thirty seconds ago." He walks off, "Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs." Vox then morphs his body into electricity and generates itself into the security camera on the wall.
At Velvette's studio. The staff cleans everything up as she looks to four designers holding up dresses to show her, "Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! BURN IT like the witches who wore it!" she sends the designer away, Vox appears next to her
Vox walks and ask, "Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?"
Velvette look at him being piss off, "Up in his tower, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!"
Vox sighs, "And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?"
Velvette roll her eyes, "Who knows? But he tore up my best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together! Melissa! Get over here!" Melissa nervously runs onto the platform, and Velvette uses her overlord powers to change her outfit by swiping her hand, one after another until she spots the one she wants, "No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww." She then gasp when She sold the right one,"Yes! That's the one."
"Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here," Vox said.
Velvette look at him and said, "Of course, I do! Fuck you!" She flips him off, "Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!"
Vox left as Velvette Went to her private office, slamming both of her hand on her face, "thanks badness he did not ruin kurama new kimono."
With Vox
Vox goes upstairs and is greeted by two moth demons who open the door for him. Once he enters. he finds Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox, he sits up with fury in his eyes, "Fucking FINALLY!" He throws drink, "Kitty! Another drink!" The Robo Fizz next to him nods as it quickly heads off screen and re-appears with the drink, "Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WXXXX!!!" As he speaks, he tosses the drink at Vox, who moves away making the drink, hits the door, and shatters on the floor.
Vox look at him and ask, "Uh, which wxxxx are we talking about this time?"
Valentino gets up, "Fucking Angel Dust!" walks up to him, "Who the hell else would I be talking about?!" He walks past him, "That fucking SXXX walked out on me!" He then turns to Vox, "ME! I fucking made him!" Vox walks a little way away, "Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes."
"Oh! Angel quit?" Vox ask.
Valentino yelled, "NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse!" He takes Vox's phone, He MOVED!!!" As he says that, he tosses Vox's phone to the wall making it shatter in half, "He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?!" He walks to hid closet, "He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter!"
"Angel is... living with Lucifer's daughter?" Vox ask.
"YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno- Something mannish like that, she's got this hotel and..." As he speaks, he opens the closet full of guns, dxxxx, and pictures including a poster of himself. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns: a long revolver and a semi-pistol, in a more relaxed tone of voice, "Which of these makes me look sxxxxx?" He turns to closet.
"Heh. What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there," vox ask As he speaks, his left eye changes to show his simmering anger, but Valentino is busy loading his guns.
"That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FXXX everyone in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!" Before he finishes, Vox grabs him by the collar and shoves him to his face, clearly furious.
"calms down, Hehe. Think about it," Vox then walks Valentino towards the window, taking away one of his guns and putting it in his pocket. "Our brand is, perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will, do for our image?"
Valentino sign, "Um...fuck it up?" a stereotypical 'winning' ding is played
"Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?" Vox ask
Valentino Simply said, "No!"
Vox smile, "Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! SO...you should..."
Valentino Finish the sentence, "Do nothing?" a sound like winning at a casaino is played
"Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the Big bucks," Vox said
"Ugh. But I really wanted to shoot someone," Valentino said As he speaks, Valentino gets a cigarette holder, and Vox lights it with his electricity powers.
"Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month."he walks to TVs.
"Ohh, you know me too well." He chuckles and blows smoke, "Ya know...Angel isn't the only one spending time at this Ratty Hotel with the devil's princesa."
"Oh? Who else is there? Someone who, owes you money?" Vox ask
Valentino Chuckles, "Someone who owes us much more than money ...the Radio Demon is there Along with naruto."
Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, and he scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appear on the left side of his lower lip. "What did you just say?"
Valentino smirk, "You heard me."
"Alastor and naruto are back...and they with Lucifer's daughter, and that wasn't the FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!?!?!" Vox was getting angrier, by the second.
Valentino frees himself from vox grip, "Hey! killing Alastor and naruto is your kink." As he speaks, he walks to the desk and turns on the television. Vox teleports to the center screen, which is a recording from a VoxTek Voyeur scope high in the sky. The scene, from a drone point of view, showing Alastor using his powers to attack Sir Pentious zeppelin, laughing maniacally as he hears Pentious screaming.
"To be fair though, naruto, I don't why you're really mad at him, He does not even own a single soul unlike Alastor, Although there is rumors of what he has been doing on extermination day," Valentino said as He and the others knew about the rumors but it was never confirmed to be true.
Back at the hotel
Sir Pentious, begs "Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!"
Charlie Came to stop the fight, "Um...Alastor! I think he's had enough."
Angel came up to them, "Nah. He's got a few more hits in him." Sir Pentious falls from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, face first on the ground. Alastor twirls his staff.
Alastor Smiles, Thanks for another forgettable experience." An Egg Boi falls and breaks into pieces in front of Charlie.
Sir Pentious smirk, "Thank you... for letting your guard down!" Using his tail, he grabs a bit of Alastor's suit, "Sir Pentious: Aha! Yah! Oh, shit..." Sir Pentious looks up to see Alastor's shadow transform in front of him and Alastor apparently makes an elk bugle. The next shot shows a massive green explosion as Sir Pentious is seen flying off to the city screaming as he disappears from sight.
Alastor look at naruto, "Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Best of luck, chums, oh and naruto I would like you to come with me If you please."
Naruto nodded as They were about to walk off until Vaggie stop them
"Wait, you're leaving?! Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job.
Angel was gestures to the hole on the wall, "We need a wall."
Alastor smile, "Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!" With a snap of his fingers, black ink demons appear with construction tools as Alastor walks away. Angel takes a interest and looks at one of the larger muscular demons, shoving Vaggie away as he walks up to him.
Angel Giggles, "Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant ...tool."
The screen zooms out to reveal Valentino scowling at the current events, leaning his face against the screen, "See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna f kill his whole fxxxxxx family! Vox?" He slams his fist on the table), "VOX!"
Vox was paying little attention, as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastor leaving, his appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static.
Vox hatred for those two were only gained worse, Those mother FUCKER are back!" Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him.]
Valentino smirk, "Yeah! I thought they were gone for good too!"
"It's been seven years! Alastor and naruto Hasn't performed in all that time," Vox said
Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek, Vox clearly pissed to care, You still pissed that he almost beat you that time?
"Uh, FUCK YOU!" Vox said.
Valentino smirk, "Just saying. He walks around him.
Vox still getting pissed off by this, "Things have changed a lot since he left town!"
Valentino nodded, "That's for sure."
"I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!" Vox's face fills the screen as Valentino laughs in the background. The next shot shows Vox grinning as he marches to his chair.
With naruto
Naruto was outside Of the tailor looking at the tvs in the other shop were he saw Vox was on.
"Wel-come to the show! Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence, Did anybody miss him, did anybody notice? More on tonight's program, So, the Radio Demon is back in town! Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well, handily, I've got good news He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile, But the demon is a coward! You can take that as gospel. Pulling my viewers? Impossible! I'm visual, he's barely audible! Stop giving him the time of day! Don't listen to a word he'd say. I hope he had a nice vacay! But he should have stayed away!"
Alastor came right behind naruto who had just finished getting his coat tailored, He notices the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. He smiles and walks of with naruto as he an idea. as Vox continues singing.
At the radio station
Alastor making his reappearance, as he starts his radio broadcast from a radio station attached to the top corner of the Hazbin Hotel, "Salutations! Good to be back on the air. Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast. Sinners rejoice!"
Naruto smiles as he Tap listening to the tune Remember over 8 years ago that He used to be here as a guest.
Flash back eight years ago
Naruto came into radio station with a golden guitar, "so you wanted to see me Is your highness and Alastor."
Both Lilith and Alastor were there, Naruto bowed down his head at the queen.
"Yes, Alastor Has been looking for a special guest to perform a song on the radio station, We would love for you to sing it," Lilith said as naruto nodded and slowly Went to the microphone.
Looking shy as he raise his head a bit to look at the two, "Are you Sure? I mean I'm not really a good singer."
Lilith smile as he came over to naruto, "You have such a sweet voice."
Alastor nodded, "I have to agree with that as well, For what I heard your voice is what I need on my radio station."
Naruto nodded, "ok, i.. I try."
"A short time ago, a battle fierce and wild,
Sasuke's quest for vengeance, Naruto's heart so mild.
Through the storm they clashed, only one could stand tall,
Naruto gave his all, but in the end, he'd fall.
Washed away in the river, drifting down the stream, life had ended for me, but it wasn't what it seemed.
Lost all hope in darkness, with the Kyuubi by my side,
In hell's eternal night, my spirit tried to hide.
St. Peter looked afraid, as an angel named Sera spoke,
"Within your soul a demon, a curse that won't revoke."
The Fourth Hokage's seal, bound in his very core,
A jinchuuriki forever, till time would be no more.
Washed away in the river, drifting down the stream, life had ended for me, but it wasn't what it seemed.
Lost all hope in darkness, with the Kyuubi by my side,
In hell's eternal night, my spirit tried to hide.
Cast down into the darkness, hell's embrace so cold,
I was lost, his heart heavy and old.
But there a demon waited, Lilith, queen of night,
She offered him her help, to free him from his plight.
Even when the seal was broken, angels never came,
Hope had faded, lost in sorrow, burdened by my name.
The Kyuubi rose to power, an overlord in hell,
While my heart lay shattered, in the shadows where he fell.
Washed away in the river, drifting down the stream, life had ended for me, but it wasn't what it seemed.
Lost all hope in darkness, with the Kyuubi by my side,
In hell's eternal night, my spirit tried to hide.
A short time ago, a battle fierce and wild,
My journey ended, but my soul remained exiled.
In the depths of sorrow, where angels feared to tread,
A hero's heart lay broken, among the souls of the dead."
Alastor smile drop for a moment, "That was quite A song that tells the truth about yourself?"
Lilith clap her hands, "Well done naruto."
"Thank you, I know it's not much but It's just how it is," naruto said as Lilith left.
Alastor came over to naruto, "You have a lot to tell, don't you? my star fox, I can see there's plenty potential of you done here, How about we talk over some tea."
Naruto nodded.
After that the two had talked about their past lives together, naruto had Learn a lot about Alastor But when Things have gotten good Alastor and Lilith had disappeared after a year of being in hell with them.
Naruto Suddenly snapped back into reality when he saw Alastor True demon form.
Let's begin, I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone!" Alastor puts down, "Tune on in. When I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run! Oh, this will be fun!"
Naruto gulp.
For the rest of the day, naruto Remain in this room as he was Although he was surprised when he got up the fine Sir Pentiou had become a member of the hotel and Want to be redeemed.
To be continued
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