The Doctor Who Drabble Files

by badly-knitted

My third drabble collection, this will be mainly drabbles written for the dw100 community, although there may be others inspired by other challenges. Characters and ratings will vary, both canon and non-canon can be expected, and suggestions are welcome.

836. Newlyweds

Title: Newlyweds

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: River Song, Eleventh Doctor.

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 763: Threshold at dw100.

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: The Doctor doesn't seem to have a particularly good grasp of post-wedding etiquette.

Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who, or the characters.

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River paused outside the TARDIS as the Doctor swept past her.

"Well come on! I didn't think I needed to invite you in."

"Aren't you even going to carry me over the threshold, Sweetie?" River raised a graceful eyebrow at her new husband.

"That's an earth custom," the Doctor replied. "I'm Gallifreyan."

"Well I'm not. Is it too much to expect a bit of romance from you? It's not going to be much of a honeymoon at this rate."

The Doctor sighed. "Fine, I'll carry you!" He threw her over his shoulder.

"This isn't quite what I had in mind."

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The End