Here we are at Chapter 3. I watched the RWBY Volume 8 premiere, and HOLY CRAP! Ironwood has certainly gone off the deep end. I can't wait to see how this volume plays out. I will begin my main RWBY KEPL story soon, but I need a little time to start planning things out before I can start writing it again. The same for Daemon Eater's Rose. Until then, it's time for some more hijinks as we welcome a few more characters into the mix. It's RWBY KEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to Roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 3. Enjoy.

Chapter 3: Smooth Moves

Skit 1: Big Brother

Voshkie'ahk Ryukado walks out of Beacon's front doors in the afternoon, only for a white and purple blur to swoop in and take her off her feet.

"Hello, my darling!" Yukari twirls Voshkie'ahk around.

"Yukari, what are you doing here? I thought you were still in Mistral," Voshkie'ahk asks.

Yukari lets her down gently and takes her hands into her own, "Well, I couldn't wait to see you again. So, now that I'm here, let's go on a date!" Yukari starts pulling Voshkie'ahk along with her.

"Wait, what?" Voshkie'ahk utters.

However, around the corner, Khazhak witnesses the display as his hands grip the stone corner, cracking it.

"What the Hell is she doing here? Is she trying to do something to Voshkie'ahk again?" Khazhak goes into big brother mode.

Suddenly, the rest of Team KEPL walk up behind him, "Hey Brother, what's going on?" Lloyd asks.

"Trouble, that's what," Khazhak walks right by them.

…

In Vale, Yukari takes Voshkie'ahk into a clothing store, the former smiling and the latter blushing out of embarrassment as people watch them. Khazhak watches them enter the store and practically has his face glued to the store window.

"Um, are you sure we should be watching them like this. It feels like we're stalking them," Porphyrius says.

"Shut up," Khazhak retorts.

"Stalking who?" they hear and look back to see Team RWBY walking towards them. "What are you guys doing now?" Ruby asks.

Edom points a thumb at Khazhak, "Keeping an eye on Khazhak while he keeps an eye on Voshkie'ahk and Yukari,"

…

A little later, Voshkie'ahk and Yukari are walking through the park, with the latter wrapped around the former's right arm. This time, Khazhak is watching from behind some bushes, branches in his hair and using a pair of binoculars to spy on them.

Yang and Ruby snicker, "Hahaha, you look ridiculous right now, Khazhak!" they keep snickering.

Weiss looks around, "Maybe we should leave before someone calls the cops on us?"

Blake facepalms, "Khazhak, I'm sure Voshkie'ahk will be fine. She's your sister after all, right?"

"Shut it!" Khazhak retorts.

…

Now the couple are sharing a slice of cake at a pastry shop. Khazhak is watching them... from an airship flying over them.

Weiss looks around, "How'd you even get the keys to the airship?"

"I persuaded the pilots to lend them to me," Khazhak replies while steering the airship.

The girls look back to see Lloyd and Porphyrius tying up and gagging the pilot before Edom locks them in a janitor's closet. Yang and Ruby start laughing at how over-the-top Khazhak is right now.

"Khazhak, you are absolutely insane!" Weiss says.

Khazhak stares back at her. A moment later... Weiss is seen being thrown out the airship.

"AAAHHHHH!" they others hear her scream as Khazhak wipes his hands and continues his mission of watching over his little sister.

…

Back at Beacon, Yukari escorts Voshkie'ahk home, "Ah, I missed this so much. It was more than worth coming all the way out here to Vale to see you again, Voshkie darling,"

"Well, I won't say that I disliked it. Thought maybe next time, something a little less public would be nice," Voshkie'ahk says.

Yukari smirks and cups her girlfriend's chin in her hand, "Oh, you want something more private so you can keep me all to yourself, right? I definitely wouldn't mind some 'alone' time with you, my darling,"

Voshkie'ahk blushes a deep red, "U-Um, maybe some other time. But I do want to see you again,"

Around the corner, Khazhak is trying to get over there to slaughter Yukari, but Lloyd, Edom, and Porphyrius are all holding him back.

"Geez Khazhak, calm down. This is getting out of hand!" Porphyrius pleads.

Meanwhile, Team RWBY is laughing and offering no help to the struggling boys.

"Let go of me! I need to protect my sister from that... that... she-fiend!" Khazhak yells.

Skit 2: Forget the Robot

Out in the school courtyard, Sun and Neptune are with Ren and Jaune as they practice their dance moves for the upcoming battle of the bands tournament. The four boys slide across the ground like it was ice, and start jerking in place before making a pose.

"Not bad, but I think we should change it up a bit. Don't want to reveal our best moves right off the bat before the competition begins," Neptune notes.

"Well, luckily, you guys are improving with your dance skills... Much better than when we started out," Ren deadpans.

"I told you, it's the face-paint," Jaune smirks.

Sun raises an eyebrow, "Yeah, let's just go with that. Back on point, what should we try next?"

"What are you guys doing?" they hear and look to see Lloyd approaching them. Lloyd takes note of Jaune's face. "Um... are you okay Jaune. I don't think that's what they use for those face masks meant to help with your skin."

"What? No, this is to help us prepare for the battle of the bands that's coming up," Jaune retorts.

Lloyd pounds a fist on his palm, "Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Team RWBY and Penny are competing in that two. And I think a few other people, too, but I forgot their names,"

"What about your team? Team KEPL trying out for the battle of the bands?" Neptune asks.

"Nah. One, because we've got a mission that day, which is why you guys will have that extra time for your little competition. And two: because Brother and Porphyrius would never go for that sort of thing. It was a miracle seeing the two of them dance back at the school dance... And it probably will never happen again. Which kind of sucks because I was hoping to break out my smooth moves," Lloyd says.

The guys stare at him, "Wait, you actually know how to dance?" Neptune asks.

"Yeah, a little," Lloyd replies.

Sun snickers, "Haha, that's a pretty good one. Let me guess, you do the robot?" he guesses.

Lloyd deadpans at them, "Forget the robot..."

…

"...You rocked my world, you know you did. And everything I own, I give (You rocked my world). The rarest love who'd think I'd find. Someone like you to call mine (You rocked my world)…" The four boys stare, eyes wide and jaws low, as Lloyd busts out his moves while wearing a black fedora hat that he pulled out of nowhere. What's even more insane is all of the school girls that suddenly showed up to watch him dance. "...Girl, I know that this is love. I felt that magic all in the air... And girl, I'll never get enough. That's why I always have to have you here, hoo!"

Lloyd ends it with a pose with his legs crossed, one hand out and the other on his fedora. All the girls cheer and start swooning over him.

"Where did THAT come from?" Sun asks.

"When did he learn to do all that?" Neptune asks.

Ren has a hand on his chin, "Huh, that was really good, I must admit,"

Lloyd hands his fedora to one girl and looks at the boys, "And for the record, I'm not a robot. I'm a cyborg that knows how do it and do it RIGHT. Ladies," Lloyd walks away with the girls cheering and following him.

Neptune and Jaune fall to their knees, "So much for being the coolest guys in school," Neptune cries.

Jaune joins him, "So much for getting all the cute girls," they cry together.

"What about the competition?" Sun asks, but they just cry some more.

"I think it's safe to say that's the last thing on their minds right now. Good thing Team KEPL 's not competing. Otherwise, I think we would have a much harder time at winning," Ren notes.

Skit 3: Culinary Farts

In the kitchen, Ruby is preparing to bake a cake for her team when Khazhak walks in.

Ruby is mixing the doe as he sees her, "Hey little rose, what are you cooking?"

"Hey Khazhak, I'm baking a cake for my team. We all passed the last exam, so I'd thought it be a good idea to celebrate with a sweet, sugary treat," Ruby smiles.

"Well, I'm sure it'll at least be better than when Lloyd cooks. Ugh, I care about him, but he can't cook to save his life," Khazhak notes.

A thought occurs to Ruby, "Huh, Weiss is just like that, too. You'd think with how smart she is, that she would know how to cook a few things. Heck, I tried baking a cake once before, and I left her here to watch the cake. Five minutes later, I come back and find out she nearly burned the kitchen down! Ugh, that mess took forever to clean up,"

Khazhak deadpans, "I kow, because you dragged me in there to help you clean it up... Hey, what if we make sure that never happens again?"

Ruby raises an eyebrow, "What do you mean?"

Khazhak just smirks,

…

A few minutes later, both teams are back in the kitchen with Weiss and Lloyd wearing aprons.

"What are we doing in here? And why are we the only ones who have aprons on?" Weiss asks, looking annoyed.

Khazhak raises a finger, "We're here to help you two learn how to cook. And no, you have no say in the matter,"

"What, but my cooking's not that bad," Lloyd retorts.

Yang glares at him, "Lloyd, your food gave me food poisoning for FOUR WHOLE DAYS. And it was only on the third day that I could finally get up onto my own two feet again without someone there to lean on,"

"And I hardly understand why I need to learn something as mundane as cooking," Weiss says.

Blake stares at her teammate, "Weiss, you nearly burned down the kitchen. Trust us, this is for your own good. As a huntress, you never know when you'll need to make yourself something when you're out in the field,"

"Exactly. Don't worry, we'll start with some easy dishes, and then some stuff that with a few tools, you can cook out in the field on missions. Simple, but satisfying," Khazhak says.

Weiss groans, "Ugh, fine. If it will get you people off my back. What's the first dish?"

Six minutes later... "How the HELL did you screw this up?! It's just mac 'n' cheese'. That's, like, one of the easiest dishes in the world! I learned how to cook that when I was ten!" Khazhak screams at Weiss, who has macaroni and cheese all over the place and even in her hair.

"It wasn't my fault. It was taking too long to mix them together with the milk properly!" Weiss retorts.

"When have you ever heard of someone using a time-dilation glyph to speed up the mixing process in a bowl of mac 'n' cheese?! Exactly! You haven't, because no one does that!" Khazhak yells back.

Meanwhile... "Lloyd, what did you put in here for the cheese? You put milk in, right?" Yang asks.

Lloyd's bowl had macaroni... and some purple stuff inside that was emitting some kind of miasma.

"You did put in just milk and the cheese mix, right?" Blake asks.

"By cheese mix, you mean the yellow bottle that was under the sink along with a smaller, purple bottle?" Lloyd asks, unaware of what he's done.

"Wasn't... that the dish soap?" Ruby asks.

Edom looks at the bowl, "Um, guys... I think the food just moved... By itself..."

Porphyrius facepalms, "It's official, we're never letting these into the kitchen ever again,"

"Um guys... I think the food wants to eat us!" Ruby screams as everyone freaks out.

And that's the chapter. A couple of ideas inspired from previous episodes from the series. Gotta keep things happy somewhere, somehow, especially with how serious things are in the main series right now. Keep those ideas coming for the next RWBY KEPL Chibi! Until then, please Read and Review.

P.S. "You rock my World" by Michael Jackson, may he forever rest in peace.