Here we are at Chapter 17. Time for more fun. Time for more craziness. It's time for more RWBY LEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 17. Enjoy.
Chapter 17: Talks and Takedowns
Skit 1: Father Figures
Out in the courtyard of Beacon Academy, Porphyrius is leaning against a tree, playing games on his scroll, minding his own business... Until Taiyang shows up suddenly.
"Alright, Mr. Darkwing. I hear that you're interest in my daughter Yang, but I will not allow anyone to have her. She's far too young to be dating boys right now!" Taiyang yells, pointing at Porphyrius.
"And yet, she isn't too young to be riding a motorcycle, or train to fight monsters and protect the innocent, huh? How does that work exactly?" Porphyrius states flatly.
Taiyang glances around to come up with a counter, "...T-T-T-That's different. I trained her on how to fight and ride bikes since she was little, so I know she can handle herself,"
"And yet, you don't think she can handle herself around boys her own age? Last time I checked, some of the male students here were too afraid to even walk up and talk to her because they're scared she'll pound them into the dirt. Of course, they've seen how she gets when she's angry, so I can understand. I was a little surprised by it too when I found out she punched an Ursa through several trees during initiation for cutting off one strand of her hair," Porphyrius thinks back.
"Yes, my sunny little dragon is amazing... W-W-Wait, that's beside the point. I'm saying that you can't date her," Taiyang stands his ground.
"No offense, but I highly doubt you're the best judge when it comes to dating and relationships. How many times did you hit on her mom, who was from a tribe of bandits, and nearly got killed because of it?" Porphyrius stares at him.
Taiyang is running out of arguments, "...Well, again that's different. That was me and Raven, and we both know she can take care of herself... Man, I'd wish she'd visit sometime. But, that had nothing to do with Yang. She's my daughter, and I'm going to protect her,"
"But, what about Ruby? She's younger than Yang, a little more innocent and naïve, and yet, you had no problems with Khazhak being her date to the school dance a while back," Porphyrius points out.
"That... well... I just... I decided that Khazhak proved himself to take her to the dance," Taiyang lies.
Porphyrius deadpans, "You challenged him to a fight, got your butt kicked, and had no choice but to keep your word and let him take Ruby to the dance. That's just sad, man,"
"T-T-That's not... exactly how it happened-," Taiyang begins sweating.
Porphyrius groans, "Ugh, look, I'm actually happy that you care about your daughters so much. Oum knows the world could use more good fathers like you, and I mean that. But, Yang is hardly someone who needs constant protection. If anything, the only people who need protecting are the morons who try to get in her way. Or the idiots who try something on her sister. And even if they somehow survived her, they wouldn't survive Khazhak. I think she'll be fine. Besides, if Yang wants to date me, that's her decision, not yours,"
"Okay, fine, let's settle it then. A duel. If you beat me, then you can date Yang. If I win, you can still be friends with her, but that's it," Taiyang challenges him.
Porphyrius sighs, "Fine, have it your way,"
A few minutes later, Porphyrius is standing over a defeated Taiyang who's laying on the ground after their one-sided duel.
"But... how... Twice now..." Taiyang painfully groans.
Porphyrius wipes his hands, "And that should prove myself. Don't worry, I promise not to harm Yang in anyway. Frankly, I think it be more likely for her to harm me. Well, anyway, see ya later, old man," and he walks away while Taiyang cries in pain.
Skit 2: Girls' Night Out
Late in the evening, Team RWBY are heading out because Yang wants to show them to some new big spot in town. They even brough Nora, Penny, and Pyrrha with them.
"Um, Yang, where are we going again?" Ruby asks.
"I heard there's this new club in town that opened up recently, and I wanted to check it out. Plus, I wanted some company. You know what they say, the more the merrier," Yang leads the way.
Weiss scoffs, "Ugh, I can think of so many more efficient means of spending my time than going to some dirty club. Like studying,"
"Weiss, if all you do is study, then not a single guy will ask you out on a date because they'll think you're boring," Yang notes.
"Hey, I can have fun if I want to... Ugh, fine, let's just get this over with," Weiss groans.
"Well, I kind of agree with Yang. Studying is important, Weiss, but there are times when you have to relax and enjoy life for a change. Sometimes, a change in pace can do one good," Pyrrha notes politely.
"Well, I'm just glad to be hanging out with my friends again. Right, Ruby?" and Penny is as innocent as always.
"Um, yeah, right Penny," Ruby just goes with the flow.
They round a corner and come across the club Yang was talking about, the Lilies Lounge (Yeah, I know, not the best name, but whatever). They can hear the music from outside.
"Come on, this is the place," Yang beckons them inside.
They all head inside, and immediately hear the loud music and see all the colorful lights all over the place. The bar is to the left, with a plethora of drinks for guests, and the dance floor is huge and already packed with people busting a move. Off to the side are lounge chairs with more guests getting bottle services. However, there was one thing they were confused on. Every single person here, from the guests to the staff, were women.
"Um, why aren't there any guys here. This place is packed with pretty women. It would be a paradise for most men," Blake notes with a head-tilt.
"Maybe we could ask tho-wait a minute... Isn't that Voshkie'ahk and Yukari?" Ruby notes when they spot the couple sitting at a lounge seat together, sharing a drink.
"Hey, Voshkie'ahk!" Yang calls out as they approach, spooking the couple.
"Guys, what are you all doing here?!" Voshkie'ahk notes, surprised and embarrassed that they found her here with Yukari.
"Oh, just when things were getting good again," Yukari pouts at having their date interrupted.
"Yeah, yeah, do you guys know what's going on here? Where are all the hot guys?" Yang asks.
"What? Men aren't allowed here. Didn't you know; this is a lesbian night club," Yukari answers.
"Wait, what?" Weiss shrieks.
"Yep, all the women here prefer to be with members of the fairer gender. Look around," Yukari swings her arm around at the rest of the bar.
They do and find Coco and Velvet from Team CFVY at the bar, they spot Jaune's older sister, Saphron, with her wife, Terra, at another lounge spot. They even find the Malachite twins pinning a helpless Ilia between their seats at another lounge spot, preventing her escape.
"This place is a lesbian night club?" Yang looks confused.
"Exactly. Yukari and I are here on a date... or at least we were until you all showed up. If Khazhak finds out, he'll come out and try to kill Yukari again. Why can't I just have one peaceful evening with my girlfriend without so much drama?" Voshkie'ahk laments.
"Well, um, we'll just leave you guys alone then," Pyrrha says and the group back off.
"So, what should do now? Enjoy some drinks, music, and try not to end up in an unwanted relationship while also making sure our resident love interests don't find out about this and get the wrong idea?" Nora asks.
"Well, I at least want to try the drinks before leaving. Have fun, guys," Yang is the first to bolt.
The rest of the group scatter either to check out the place or get out and head back to Beacon, leaving Ruby and Penny as the last two standing.
"Ruby, what is a lesbian night club exactly?" Penny asks.
Ruby just facepalms. Yang owes her big time for this.
Skit 3: Warm the Ice?
In Beacon's courtyard, Velvet is taking pictures of Voshkie'ahk while she has her cards out and taking a few poses.
"Um, Velvet, are we done now? This is a little embarrassing? If Yukari were to find me like this, she'd never let me live it down. Heck, she'd probably think I betrayed her in some weird way," Voshkie'ahk pleads.
"Oh, sorry, Voshkie'ahk. One more and... done. That should do it," Velvet puts her camera away. "Thanks for doing this. I want to save up as many projections as I can so I'll be ready for anything,"
"Will you even be able to use the different Dust cards as projections in your weapon?" Voshkie'ahk asks, curious.
"Well, I'm not really sure. Your weapon is so different from everyone else's. I guess we'll just have to test it out a little bit," Velvet notes and they start walking away. "I've actually managed to get your brother's sword added to my collection, along with the rest of his team. They were nice about it. It's honestly surprising how understanding they can be at times, given how they normally act,"
"That's my brother's team for you. They look out for their friends, even if they do so in unconventional ways. I know they have their quirks, but they're good people. Though, I'm sure there are a few people out there that are more difficult to approach and have a conversation with," Voshkie'ahk notes.
"Like who?" Velvet tilts her head.
"Well, like-," Voshkie'ahk begins.
"Oh, come on, you didn't think was funny?!" they hear and come around a corner to find Lloyd talking to Winter.
"No, I think your jokes were ludicrous and quite frankly, just dry," Winter remains stone-faced.
Lloyd grits his teeth, "Okay fine, then how about this?"
Lloyd zips away and returns a few seconds later with Sky Lark from Team CRDL. He suddenly gives him an atomic weggie before swinging him around and sends him flying.
"No," Winter doesn't react at all.
Lloyd groans and then tries something else. Meanwhile, Voshkie'ahk and Velvet watch from the sidelines.
"Um, what is Lloyd doing?" Velvet asks.
"I don't know. But, I think he's trying to make Winter laugh or something. Though, I'm not sure she's even capable of doing something like that," Voshkie'ahk wonders.
"He made a bet with Porphyrius that if he could make her laugh, then Porphyrius would do his homework for the next week. But, if he loses, then he has ask Professor Goodwitch out on a date... which will most likely result in a severe punishment for him," they hear and look back to see Khazhak, leaning up against a tree while typing away on his scroll.
"Brother, what are you doing here?" Voshkie'ahk asks.
"I'm just here to watch the show, make sure Lloyd doesn't go too far, and make sure that Winter doesn't kill the idiot," Khazhak replies.
They all look back at the pair, watching as Lloyd dances like a clown, does acts with a squirt gun or pie, and even tries a few comedy routines with some hand puppets. Unfortunately, nothing seems to work on Winter as she remains stone-faced as ever.
"Oh, come on, isn't there anything that would make you laugh, or even smile, a little bit?" Lloyd is getting desperate.
"...Other than seeing that drunk, Qrow, dead in a ditch somewhere with his tongue cut out... no," Winter replies.
"Hold on, I still have a little time. I'll be right back," Lloyd runs away, probably to look for Qrow.
Khazhak walks over, "Well, that went about as well as expected,"
"You can at least give him some points for trying, but only some. Here's the lien you asked for," Winter hands him some lien.
"Thank you, and here is Weiss' diary while she's been here at Beacon that you asked for. As promised, I did not read it," Khazhak takes the lien and hands over the diary.
"How did you get this from her room? Actually, don't answer that. Pleasure doing business with you," Winter then walks away while looking through her sister' diary.
"Wait, what just happened?" Voshkie'ahk asks.
"I told Winter about Porphyrius and Lloyd's bet and we made a deal. Now, Lloyd will have to ask Professor Goodwitch out on a date... and will surely suffer the consequences for such a stupid stunt. And I'll just sit back and enjoy the show. Later, girls," Khazhak walks away, leaving them just as confused.
And that's the chapter. A little more fun, sometimes at another person's expense. Also, hold off on the skit ideas for now because I have several that I want to go through in future chapters before I want new ones. Until then, please Read and Review.