Here we are at Chapter 25. It's time for more fun. It's time for more weird. It's time for more RWBY KEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 25. Enjoy.
Chapter 25: Parents and Teachers
Skit 1: Precautions
"Are you sure it's alright for me to join you guys? I mean, we don't know each other all that well and things are still a little tense between Aunt Robyn and Khazhak and I," Voshkie'ahk asks while walking with the Happy Huntresses down in Vale.
"It's fine. The truth is that Robyn wanted us to get to know her niece and nephew, but knew that things may not go so well if she were to join us. She's trying to work her way back, but she's still too nervous about the whole thing, so we agreed to help," May explains.
"That, and we were a little curious about you guys too. So, it kills two birds with one stone," Fiona adds.
"You haven't tried doing this with Khazhak, have you?" Voshkie'ahk is a little concerned.
"Yeah... no. Out of the two of you, we figured you'd be more understanding and willing to talk to us. With him, we figured he'd just shoot us first and ask questions never," Joana says.
Voshkie'ahk laughs nervously, "He-he-he, yeah that sounds like something Khazzy would do,"
As they're walking, Yukari Hakucho pokes her head out from around the corner, "What do we have here? Three annoying little hussies trying to put the moves on my precious darling. Oh no, no one gets to have Voshkie'ahk all to themselves except for me. The pleasure of connecting to her in more ways than one belongs to-,"
"And just what do you think you're doing?" a sudden voice stops her and makes her turn around to find Glynda Goodwitch standing behind her with her arms crossed. "So, you're Voshkie'ahk's girlfriend. I was hoping to run into you sooner or later so we could have a... discussion, if you will,"
"Um, who are you again? Actually, sorry, love to stay and chat, but I've got business to take care of, so see ya!" Yukari tries to make a break for it, only for Goodwitch to use her riding crop and semblance to keep Yukari suspended in mid-air.
"Oh, you're not getting away from me that easily. Now, so we understand one another, I helped train Voshkie'ahk to be a huntress, so I'm not worried when it comes to her defending herself. I also taught her many other things that a young lady should know about since I could hardly leave that kind of thing in the hands of a drunk like Qrow. Because of that, I do feel at least a small sense of motherly affection for Voshkie'ahk. Which is why I make it a point to learn everything about her potential or current romantic partners. While I can learn a thing or two about you from magazines, news articles, TV, and other sources, I think it be best to get the information from the horse's mouth,"
"Hey, I'm a swan, not a horse! A lady has far more elegance than that," Yukari protests, while still suspended in mid-air.
"Then start acting like one, and not some animal that's always about to go into heat. Perhaps I can show you some of the things I taught to Voshkie'ahk about how to be a lady, but first, I need to make sure you don't have any nefarious plans for my protégé and to ensure her virtue remains untouched. I believe I have just the thing for that, so let's be off, shall we," and with that, Goodwitch starts walking off while dragging Yukari away.
"No, Voshkie darling! Please, someone save me so I can save me beloved darling!" Yukari's cries fall on deaf ears.
Nobody is dumb enough to mess with Glynda Goodwitch when she gets like this.
Skit 2: Substitute
"So, let me get this straight: Professor Port tried Dr. Oobleck's special brand of caffeine on a dare, and now he's in the hospital with a severe case of stomach poisoning. And because of that, we're having a substitute teacher take his place for a few days until he's well enough to come back to work. Does that sound about right?" Ruby asks Khazhak as their respective teams sit in Port's class, waiting for said new teacher to appear.
"Yeah, that sounds about right. Almost makes me wonder what the Hell Oobleck puts in that thermos of his. Then again, Ozpin always has a cup of coffee with who-knows-what in it. I'll bet there's some really weird ingredients in those cups of theirs," Yang notes.
"So, who do you think they got to fill in for Professor Port?" Ruby asks.
Just then, the door slams open and in walks none other than Winter Schnee, "Alright you maggots. As of today, I, Winter Schnee, shall be your substitute teacher. You will address me as Specialist Schnee, Commander, or simply Teacher. If anyone attempts to call me mam or miss, then they will understand really quickly why that is a mistake. I've seen how some of your teachers 'teach' you students when it comes to becoming future huntsmen and huntresses of Remnant. Know that will not fly with me. I'm going to get you all into tip-top shape and ready for the outside world. If you prevail, you will score a passing grade, but if you fail, you will most likely die," Winter explains, making Jaune gulp in fear.
Several of the students are already getting worried, but the only one actually smiling is Weiss since she gets to see her sister again, even if only in a teacher-student capacity.
"How the Hell did they manage to convince Winter to take the job?" Lloyd whispers to Edom.
"Hey, no talking unless I give you permission to!" Winter points at Lloyd.
"But, I was only-," Lloyd tries to defend himself, only for Winter to use her semblance to summon a Beowolf.
"Since you've got time to talk, you've got time to run some laps. 50 to start. Go, now!" Winter yells.
Lloyd starts running out of the room with the summoned Beowolf hot on his tail. Suffice to say, the rest of the class quickly shut up after that.
"Now then, with that unruly interruption out of the way, let's get started, shall we. I've been informed that your previous teacher taught you on the studies of the Grimm themselves, learning about their behaviors and biology from specimens that were captured. I've also been told that sometimes he would have you fight live specimens to get acclimated to how they fight. Well, I'm going to build off of that and make his lessons much more practical. Luckily, we won't have to waste time trying to get some Grimm in here for the lessons. I have that part covered," Winter smirks, much to the classroom's worry.
Winter then quickly confiscates all of their weapons and then summons out several different Grimm for her lessons.
"Now then, let's start by training you on your survival tactics. You must learn how to fend for yourselves without your weapons. Oh, and semblances are also forbidden. Anyone caught trying to use their weapons or semblances will automatically fail the lesson. And begin!" and Winter sicks the summoned Grimm upon the class.
Needless to say, most of the class started freaking out and running throughout the building, not just the classroom. The only ones that hadn't lost their cool were Weiss, who was happily jotting down notes from her sister's lesson, and Khazhak, who simply punches any summoned Grimm dumb enough to get close to him. At the end of the lesson, Khazhak and Weiss received the highest scores, while the rest of the class were more concerned about keeping their lives rather than getting a good grade in class.
Skit 3: Dad Dilemma
Ruby and Yang bring Khazhak and Porphyrius along with them to their home in Patch. Of course, while Khazhak and Porphyrius don't mind, there is one thing that concerns them.
"Are you sure it was wise to bring us along, Ruby? What about your dad and uncle? Won't they have something to say on the matter?" Khazhak asks, concerned.
Yang waves it off, "Nah, Uncle Qrow won't care, especially since he's out on one of those 'secret' missions for Professor Ozpin, whatever that's about. As for Dad, I'm sure it'll be all okay. I know he can be a little weird sometimes,"
"Sometimes? Yang, your dad tried to tune up your bike himself and nearly caused it to explode in the middle of Vale," Porphyrius points out.
"Not to mention that one time when you guys got called in for a parent teacher conference and he and Qrow ended up spending the whole meeting acting like a married couple," Khazhak adds.
"Or the time he tried riding a skateboard to try and be cool, only to end up in the medical room after getting hit by a truck because he didn't know how to stop," Porphyrius says.
"Okay, okay, so he's really weird sometimes. The point is that you'll learn to like him and vice versa. Now come on, our house is just up ahead," Ruby beckons them forth.
Soon enough, they reach Ruby and Yang's home in Patch. As soon as they reach the front door, a big ball of fluff jumps through the door and tackles Ruby to the ground.
"Aw, Zwei! Hahahaha, stop that tickles! It's good to see you too, boy, now stop it, hahaha!" Ruby laughs as Zwei licks all over her face.
"Ruby, Yang, it's so good to see you girls... home..." Taiyang comes out, only to quickly start glaring at seeing Porphyrius and Khazhak behind them. "And, I see you brought company. BOY company,"
"Hi Dad. It's good to be home!" Ruby hugs him, not noticing the tension start to rise in the air.
"I'm glad you girls seem to be doing alright. Though, I wasn't expecting guests to be joining us. Why don't you girls go inside and relax while your friends and I head out to grab some extra food for dinner tonight?" Taiyang suggests.
"That sounds like a plan. Come on, Ruby. Don't take too long guys," Yang brings Ruby and Zwei inside.
The second the door closes, Taiyang quickly gets into Khazhak and Porphyrius' faces, "Alright, just what do you think you two boys are doing with my girls?"
"Um, they invited us to come over for a little bit. I thought that was obvious," Khazhak replies.
"Don't think you can pull one over on me! I know how you teenage boys are like. I used to be one of you, remember. No way in Oum am I just gonna let you guys do whatever you want with my little angels," Taiyang says.
"Dude, I think you've been hanging out with Qrow for way too long. We're just here to hang out, have a bite to eat, and that's about it. Besides, unlike Qrow, we actually have some class. More importantly, we've seen your daughters in action like during Beacon's initiation exam. You'd have to be pretty stupid to try something on them and only end up getting on their bad side. We don't have a death wish, thank you very much," Khazhak retorts.
"That's what they all say. But, how do I know I can trust anything you two say? Actually, don't answer that, I will never trust anything you say anyway! You can't fool me!" And Taiyang isn't listening.
"Bark! Bark!" a sudden bark makes Taiyang turn around, only to get a Zwei to the face and knocked down to the ground.
"Dad, stop trying to scare Khazhak and Porphyrius. Now hurry up with that food, I'm starving!" Yang calls out from the window.
"See what we mean?" Porphyrius asks Taiyang who can only groan on the ground, while Zwei simply barks again.
And that's the chapter. For those who are asking, I probably won't be making a Transformers RWBY chibi story because it really feels off for me to try something like that. For those asking for a RWBY Ice Queendom story with Team KEPL, i still haven't decided yet. Anyway, what other mad adventures await Khazhak, Ruby, and their friends? Until then, please Read and Review.