Here we are at Chapter 26. It's time for more furry, more fear, more fun, more freaky awkwardness. It's time for more RWBY KEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 26. Enjoy.
Chapter 26: Corgis and Weirdos
Skit 1: Fear Mismanagement
Throughout the halls of Beacon, Zwei sniffs the floor as if looking for something specific. He looks around as he comes to the kitchen for students. Sniffing the fridge, under the couch, and throughout the pantry, Zwei hangs his ears and moans slightly, unable to find what he's been looking for. Either way, he perks up again and leaves the kitchen continuing his search. A moment after he leaves, the oven opens up and out comes a frightened Blake. Blake glances around to make sure he's gone before breathing a sigh of relief.
"This is getting ridiculous, Blake," a sudden voice pops up.
"AAAHHHH!" Blake screams and jumps out of the oven, only to find Khazhak and Edom standing before her, both giving her flat stares. "What are you guys doing here? Wait, don't tell Zwei I was here. I've been trying to stay under the radar whenever he's nearby," Blake looks around frantically.
Khazhak facepalms, "This is what I was talking about. Come on, Blake. You fight monster that are Hell-bent on wiping out humanity without batting an eyelash, and yet a small little furball like Zwei makes you nearly want to wet yourself! How can you call yourself a huntress like this?"
"Hey, it's not like I want to have an issue with him. I just do, and don't you even start with making some terrible cat puns like Yang does about this," Blake retorts.
Edom sighs, "Maybe, if you'll allow it, we could help you overcome your fear of dogs," he suggests.
"And how exactly do you propose to do that? Does it involve Zwei?" Blake starts to get worried.
"No, at least, not at the beginning. Come with me," Edom grabs Blake and pulls her away while Khazhak walks behind them.
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The three are in Team KEPL's room when Edom hands Blake a stuffed dog toy, "Try this first," Edom says.
Blake gets scared and quickly hides under Lloyd's bed.
"Well, that didn't work. Got any better ideas?" Khazhak asks, bored.
Edom snaps his fingers, "Oh, I've got a few. Think about it, if we can get Blake over her fear of dogs, it might win us some points with Ruby and Weiss,"
That motivates Khazhak just enough to actually help out with this new dilemma of theirs. The next thing they try is some cute puppy videos on their scroll. Everyone loves those... well, except for Blake who jumps out of the dorm window to get away. The boys simply facepalm at that. Next, Edom brings out a picture of a dog that he printed off the internet. Way more harmless... and much the same in that it scares Blake enough to run outside the room while nearly breaking the door.
"I don't think this is working," Khazhak notes.
"I will not give up just yet. If I was able to figure out how to convince Lloyd to stop trying to cook unless we specifically ask him to; I'm sure I can do this!" Edom refuses to give up.
This goes on for pretty much the rest of the day, with Edom and Khazhak trying different dog-related ideas to get Blake to overcome her fear of dogs. They start off small and while it was rough at first, Blake actually starts to make some progress as long as the objects are small and inanimate. As they continue, Blake makes more progress and is less scared of the dog items the boys use. First, she's be able to not run away, then slowly approach them, then stand near them. Touching them is still a bit of a stretch, but every step counts. The next day, Edom takes a chance and gets Blake to try something new. They bring in a cardboard box and place it in front of her.
"Alright, Blake, this is something new to try, and don't worry, it's harmless. You've made great strides in your progress. Now, let's try something new and a little more challenging," Edom says.
"Like what, exactly?" Blake eyes the box warily.
Edom lifts the box, "Like this!" and reveals Zwei within.
Zwei barks, and Blake doesn't run away surprisingly... That's because she faints on sight of him. Zwei barks happily and grabs Blake by her bow before he starts pulling her away to who-knows-where.
"I guess she wasn't quite ready for that one yet, Edom," Khazhak watches them leave.
"Um, shouldn't we help her before she ends up as Zwei's newest chew toy?" Edom asks.
"No, sounds like a Team RWBY problem to me. I'm going to get some lunch," Khazhak waves it off without a care, leaving a confused Edom behind.
Skit 2: Caught in the Act
Voshkie'ahk is training in the arena at Beacon, taking out targets that pop up with her Dust cards. She manages to take out every target as soon as they pop up and does so in record time. Soon enough, the training session ends.
"Well done, Voshkie'ahk. Your performance continues to improve with each passing day. You've already proven your more skilled and experienced than all the first years, with maybe the exception of Team KEPL, but you have also proven to be on equal if not better footing with the older students," Glynda notes as she approaches, checking her scroll.
Voshkie'ahk bows, "Thank you, Professor Goodwitch. With what I've been up to, its only proper that I not lose my edge,"
"Well, don't forget to visit the forge later today to restock on your cards. You never know when-," Glynda begins.
"Voshkie darling!" a sudden shout gets their attention and they look to see Yukari in the stands. "I've been looking all over for you,"
Glynda groans, "Like I said, you never know when a problem might spring up on you. I'll be outside," and she takes her leave while Yukari approaches. "Don't even think about trying anything on Voshkie'ahk. Understand?" Glynda glares at her as she passes by.
"Sheesh, what's her problem. Oh, whatever. Voshkie darling, I wanted to see you," Yukari clasps her hands together.
"Um, Yukari, this isn't something embarrassing, is it? I don't want a repeat of what happened last time?" Voshkie'ahk remains on the defensive.
"No! How could you have such little faith in a pure maiden like the woman that is your girlfriend?" Yukari shows mock hurt.
"It's because it's you that I'm so defensive, my dear girlfriend who has no sense of privacy, decency, or respect for personal space," Voshkie'ahk shurgs her shoulders.
"Oh, alright, whatever. Listen, I came to tell you that I have some business with my company to deal with, so I'll be out of Vale for a few days, maybe a week at most," Yukari says.
"I see. Well, that's not too unusual. You are a big-time fashion designer," Voshkie'ahk replies.
"Yes, and though it pains me, I must leave you alone for a little while. Luckily, I'll be leaving behind a little present for you to remember me by while I'm gone. I promise I'll be back to shower you with love and affection as soon as I can," Yukari gives Voshkie'ahk a big hug and kiss on the cheek before racing out of the arena.
While Voshkie'ahk is in la-la land from the kiss, she quickly shakes her head out of her stupor.
Voshkie'ahk sighs, "I hope she didn't leave behind anything illegal, or else Goodwitch will get upset and Khazhak will try to kill her... again,"
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Voshkie'ahk enters her room and finds a cardboard box laying on her bed. It has Yukari's signature on top with a quick message "for my love" on top. Voshkie'ahk carefully opens the box, but as soon as she cuts off the tape, the box bursts open to reveal what appears to be a white body pillow from within.
Voshkie'ahk raises an eyebrow, "A white body pillow? Well, I guess that's fine, though I never imagined she'd go for those," she inspects it, only to get a deep red face when she removes the bag over it to show an image of Yukari... in nothing but very lewd black lace lingerie in a very seductive position. She turns it over to find the same image of Yukari, just in a different position. "W-W-W-W-Where in the name of Oum did she get or even make something like this?!"
She quickly looks around to make sure no one heard her and breathes a quick sigh of relief.
"I can't let anyone see this. I have to get rid of it," Voshkie'ahk is about to burn it to ashes with a fire Dust card, but hesitates. "Well, maybe I could just...
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Meanwhile, Team RWBY are on their way to visit Voshkie'ahk in her room.
"Are you sure Voshkie'ahk's going to agree to join us for a girl's day out?" Weiss asks their leader.
"Of course, why wouldn't she? This way we can do a bunch of girl stuff together, like go shopping for weapon parts, play video games, and talk about cute boys!" Ruby says.
"Aside from the last one, I don't think the rest qualify as girl stuff," Yang points out.
They reach her room, only to find the door unlocked. Deciding not to be polite and knock first, they open the door only to find Voshkie'ahk laying on her bed, her limbs wrapped around the Yukari body pillow.
"Heh-heh, Yukari, your always so needy. Of course, I'll give you a massage, but you need to repay me properly for it. We might have to remove the rest of your clothes first before I can give you that massage... Oh, this body pillow even smells like her," Voshkie'ahk has a perverted look on her face while occasionally sniffing the body pillow.
"Um, I guess we should have knocked first?" Ruby asks.
Voshkie'ahk freezes in place, wide-eyed as she glances at the team finding her in a very precarious position.
"T-T-T-This isn't what it looks like! I was just-you know, um... Argh, just get out and tell no one about this!" Voshkie'ahk freaks out and starts throwing her Dust cards at the team, forcing them to make a hasty retreat while she chases them, still carrying the body pillow with her as she tries to kill them.
Skit 3: Parents... Again
In Team RWBY's room, Blake appears to be having a panic attack while the rest of the team look in in worry or indifference.
"Blake, I seriously don't think this is that big of a deal. Your parents are paying a visit to the school and they want to spend some time with you. How is that a bad thing? It can't be nowhere near as bad as my relationship with my parents," Weiss asks.
Blake is shaking on her bed, "Of course, I'm happy to see them, but I'm also worried. My mom will be fine, but well... Let's just say that my dad can be a little overprotective sometimes. And I'm worried he's going to cause a scene and embarrass me. Tha's why I'm worried,"
"Um, one, embarrassing their kids is kind of like a side-job for parents. Two, don't you remember our dad. I highly doubt anyone can be as embarrassing as him... Don't tell him I said that," Yang says.
"If you should be worried about anyone, it should be me given my family's history with Faunus. Of course, I have no intention of causing problems for them," Weiss notes.
"I suppose it might turn out alright, but I still can't help but feel concerned," Blake says.
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Meanwhile, outside, Ghira and Kali are approaching the school, "Honey, are you sure about this? I want to see Blake too, but I don't want you to cause a scene," Kali informs her husband.
"Kali, please. I'm not going to cause a scene. I just want to make sure that Blake is having a good time at Beacon, making friends, keeping her grades up, and not getting involved with any boys at school. If there are any issues with the last one, I will quickly rectify it... and then we'll leave before the authorities show up," Ghira notes with a smirk.
Kali sighs, "You do know that she can defend herself. She is a huntress-in-training after all,"
"Fighting Grimm and dating boys are two very different matters, Kali. Ah, excuse me young sirs," Ghira calls out to the members of Team KEPL. "We're visitors here to see our daughter. Do you know Blake Belladonna?"
"Blake? Yeah, she's a friend of ours," Lloyd replies.
"Wait... your Blake's friends... and your boys. Is that all any of you are?" Ghira goes into overprotective dad mode.
"Easy there, old man. We're not that close with her. We're friends, and that's it. If there's anyone you should be worried about in that regard, it would be a monkey Faunus named Sun Wukong. He's from Team SSSN," Khazhak explains.
"And why should I be worried about him? Has he done anything to Blake? Threatened her? Harassed her?!" Ghira gets in Khazhak's face.
"More like he has a big crush on her and is trying to get her attention and woo her," Edom says.
However, that only makes things worse, "No, not happening! Blake is far too young for that! I'll find that no-good scoundrel and castrate him myself. Hang on, Blake. Father is here to protect you!" and Ghira runs off to find Blake and Sun.
"Ghira, wait... Oh, I hope he doesn't cause too much trouble," Kali hangs her head.
"Should... we be worried about that?" Porphyrius asks.
"I think the only one we need to be worried about is this Sun fellow. I'll go deal with my husband. Have a nice day, gentlemen," and Kali goes to catch up with Ghira.
"Should we do something about that?" Lloyd asks.
"Probably," Porphyrius notes.
"Are we going to?" Lloyd asks again.
"NOPE," the rest of the team replies.
And that's the chapter. Some more fun to be had, and we get to see Ghira and Kali visit Beacon. Keep the ideas coming, and you may possibly see them in the story. Until then, please Read and Review.