Here we are at Chapter 30. Time for more hijinks and unknown situations with our favorite huntsmen and huntresses. It's time for more RWBY KEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's Chapter 30. Enjoy.
Chapter 30: Games and Dames
Skit 1: Total Annihilation
In Team RWBY's room, Yang and Ruby are playing with their Uncle Qrow on their scrolls... and clearly, Qrow is winning.
"Come on Ruby, I know you can beat him. You can do it!" Yang cheers her sister on.
"Yeah, you won't beat me this time, Uncle Qrow. I've been practicing! Ruby goes all in on the controls.
Qrow chuckles, "Heh-heh, oh yeah. Well, then I guess I'll just have to do... this," and just like that, Qrow throws in a surprise haymaker and takes the match.
"Soaring ninja wins! Total annihilation!" the game goes off.
"Aw, not again," Yang mutters.
"I hate this game of emotions we play!" Ruby cries waterfall tears.
"Come on, there's no way I'm letting you girls beat me in this. I beat everyone on my team in video games, and other students back when I was your age, and that's not changing anytime soon," Qrow says.
"Um, did they even have video games back when you were our age?" Yang taunts him.
"Hey, I said don't call me old. I'm still young by huntsmen standards. Come on, your next firecracker," Qrow retorts.
Yang switches places with a defeated Ruby and takes the controls. The two players start a new game. They get it on, with Ruby, still crying, watching on in hopes that her big sister will avenge her loss.
"Heh, don't think you'll do better just because you're the older sister, Yang. The gamer trophy is staying right where it belongs," Qrow taunts her.
"Oh yeah, just you wait. I've been watching how you play. I know all your tricks, old man," Yang fires back.
"We'll see about that," Qrow smirks and changes things up.
Just when Yang thought she was turning the tide, she finds herself back on the defensive and losing health fast.
"What the-but how-," Yang says.
"Not all my tricks, rookie," Qrow says before dealing the final blow.
"Soaring ninja wins! Total annihilation!" Qrow wins again.
"Noooo!" Yang shouts.
"Like I said, the trophy is staying where it belongs," Qrow wipes some dust off his shoulder.
Just then, the door opens and in walks Edom while carrying Zwei in his arms.
"Um, did you guys forget to leave Zwei in your room again. I caught him trying to nab Blake and turn her into a new chew toy again, and that was only after he tried to use our dorm room as a doggie restroom. You really should keep better track of him, or else Professor Goodwitch will find out..." it is then that Edom notices the sad state the two sisters are in. "Um...what did I miss?"
"Uncle Qrow destroyed our hopes and dreams again. This world is so cruel and painful," Yang cries.
Ruby jumps into her lap, "Be strong, Yang, we'll get through this together," the sisters hold each other and cry together.
"Hey, I'm always looking to add another victim to my list. Care to take a shot, Mr. Reaper?" Qrow wags the scroll in front of him.
Edom glances between them and shrugs his shoulders, "Sure, why not. He puts Zwei down before taking the scroll. "I guess I'll play the knight in shining armor and save the damsels in distress,"
"Hah, sorry, but this isn't a story with a happy ending, unless you're me," Qrow says.
…
A few minutes later, Edom walks out of the room, "That was actually fun. Let's do it again sometime," Edom waves as he leaves.
Inside the room, Ruby and Yang watch him leave with smiles on their faces and stars in their eyes. Meanwhile, Qrow lays on the floor in shock and looking like he's about to die.
"Our hero. We have been avenged!" Ruby and Yang cheer.
"How... I was supposed to win. How did I lose?" Qrow cries.
And thus, Edom becomes the new gaming champion and dethrones Qrow.
Skit 2: Get your Groove On
"Um, remind me why we're here again?" Lloyd asks as he and several people, including the rest of Team KEPL, Team RWBY, and Team JNPR, along with a few others are all lined up.
"I think Ice Queen here lost her mind again. She's in perfect control-freak mode again," Khazhak mutters.
Weiss steps in front of everyone, "Alright, everyone. I want your undivided attention. It has come to my attention that during the Vytal Festival, a number of competitions and activities besides the world tournament will be occurring there. One of which is a dance competition. And I intend to make sure that even if a member of Team RWBY does not win the competition, that someone from Beacon will. The rules state that you do not have to be a student to participate, but there is an age limit. So, while we have our training for the world tournament well taken care of, a number of us have ludicrously poor skills when it comes to the world of dance. That is why I will be getting you all into tip-top shape," Weiss explains.
"Um, do we have a choice in whether or not we want to participate?" Porphyrius asks.
"Of course not. You're all training for this and that's final," Weiss shoots him down. "Now then, get a partner and start practicing. We'll each try different forms to see which one will have the best chance of taking the dance trophy. Chop-chop," Weiss claps her hands.
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The rest of the afternoon is consumed by music and different pairs of boys and girls training for something that... really is only important to Weiss. At least some of them are putting in some real effort into it, and some at least know how to not step on their partners' feet. In one spot, Weiss and Edom are dancing the waltz, with Weiss being as graceful as always, and Edom doing his best to keep up, though he's not doing too bad. On another pair, Nora and Ren dance the disco, keeping in perfect sync like always. Guess it helps that they know each other so well and that Ren is so skilled in the art of dance. Next, Yang and Porphyrius got some moves going to a nice hip-hop beat, though Porphyrius looks like he wants to be anywhere other than there right now.
"This is so embarrassing," Porphyrius mutters.
"Oh, come on, what's the problem? You should at least try to have some fun in this, Porphyrius," Yang smirks as she slides across his chest, making him blush and freeze up a bit.
Meanwhile, Sun tries to get a frozen Blake to dance with him... only for said Blake to disappear, revealing themselves to be a shadow clone.
"Aw, I was hoping to show off my new moves," Sun slouches in dismay.
After them, Jaune and Pyrrha are having a good time dancing to the tune they used at the school dance. Jaune surprises people in the most unlikely of ways. Besides them, Khazhak is doing okay, thanks to previous years of helping his sister, but Ruby is so nervous that she steps on his foot a couple times.
"Oh, I keep stepping on your toes. I'm sorry Khazhak!" Ruby cries.
"I'm fine-ow... no worries-ow," Khazhak says in between getting his feet stepped on.
And Lloyd and Azula are doing pretty much as well as them, though it's the opposite pair this time. Lloyd taking special care considering his cyborg disposition. That just leaves Voshkie'ahk and Yukari. The pair have apparently quite a show going on since it quickly gets everyone's attention.
"...Y si tu la ves. Ve y dile vine a buscar lo que se llevo, mi vida y felicidad. Diganle que esta frio el corazon, desde que ella se marcho. Necesito de su amor pa que sane este dolor. Y si tu la ves... Ve y dile vine a buscar lo que se llevo, mi vida y felicidad. Diganle que esta frio el corazon desde que ella se marcho. Necesito de su amor pa que sane este dolor... Pa que sane este dolor..."
The pair are spinning and stepping to the beat of the song and are so fluid, it's like they're made of water.
"Wow, I didn't know your sister was THAT good," Ruby notes.
"That's my sister for ya. She loves this stuff," Khazhak smirks with pride.
"...And here I thought you were good, Ren," Nora notes.
"I... am ashamed to call myself a lover of the art of dance... when I have yet to acquire such musical talent..." Ren nearly cries.
Y si tu la ves... Ve y dile vine a buscar lo que se llevo, mi vida y felicidad. Diganle que esta frio el corazon desde que ella se marcho. Necesito de su amor pa que sane este dolor... Pa que sane este dolor..."
Voshkie'ahk and Yukari clearly have it in the bag for the dancing competition. While Weiss is glad for that, she still can't stand the fact that it's Yukari of all people that would get one over on her again. Yukari will never let her live this down.
Skit 3: Spouse-Teacher Conference
In her office, Glynda is almost going crazy as she gets documents, notes, and even photos together of a certain young woman hanging out with another woman who is a little older than her. Yes, Glynda has photos of Voshkie'ahk hanging out with her girlfriend Yukari whenever they went out on a date. While Glynda knows that Voshkie'ahk is perfectly capable of taking care of herself. Heck, she's got more skill and experience than most of the students at Beacon. But, whenever Yukari is involved, it's like she always manages to get into Voshkie'ahk's blind spots. She is Voshkie'ahk's kryptonite. If Yukari were to try something (if she hasn't already) with a pure, sweet maiden like Voshkie'ahk, Goodwitch shudders at the thought that if Yukari were to try something, then Voshkie'ahk might not stand a chance. Her purity was at stake.
So, Glynda has been compiling evidence to show to Ozpin in order to get his help in dealing with Yukari. For the good of Voshkie'ahk and her innocence. Soon enough, she brings the evidence to Ozpin's office and has it all spread out across his desk.
"As you can see, Yukari is a danger to Voshkie'ahk and inhibits her when she's out on her missions. This cannot stand any longer Ozpin. Voshkie'ahk is very important to our mission and we all trained her, and raised her. She's almost like my child. Yukari must be dealt with as soon as possible," Glynda demands.
Ozpin hums while looking over the papers, "I see. Well, keep all this together and bring Yukari to my office. I'd like to have a word with her myself in private if you would,"
"At once, Professor Ozpin," Glynda salutes and races out of the room.
"I wonder if I should give her some time off. It's obvious that she's stressed," Ozpin mutters.
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Not long after, Yukari finds herself in Ozpin's office, sitting in front of his desk.
"So, care to tell me why I was practically forced here against my will and dragged away from a chance to spend another day with my beloved Voshkie? I don't like being handled like some extra baggage on an airship," Yukari crosses her arms.
"Yes, apologies for that. It seems Glynda took it a little too far. I wanted you here so that I could speak with you. This does involve Voshkie'ahk in some form, if that is any consolation," Ozpin apologizes.
"It's not. What's this got to do with Voshkie'ahk? You didn't do anything to her, did you," Yukari demands.
"No, Voshkie'ahk is quite fine. Apparently, Professor Goodwitch is concerned about your relationship with her and has apparently been stalking the two of you whenever you're together. She believes you're a terrible influence on her and doesn't want you near Voshkie'ahk," Ozpin explains.
"Okay, first, that's disturbing that she's stalking us, though I've had a few stalkers on me in my career so it's not too surprising. Two, please, like I could really do anything to Voshkie'ahk. I'm a civilian and she's a huntress. I tease her, mess with her, and have a little rated PG-13 fun with her every now and then, but that's all it is. And that's in almost every young relationship on Remnant. Your little aide is merely losing it. Maybe she feels overprotective, or just crazy. Just keep her away from us when we're together. I don't want Goodwitch creeping my darling out," Yukari says.
"Don't worry, I'll handle Glynda. She listens to me. But, do be sure to not try anything too mature with Voshkie'ahk, especially without her consent. She is still young after all," Ozpin says.
"Fine, fine. I won't...," Yukari stands up and proceeds to leave the office. "At least not until we're outside Vale," she mutters with a smirk.
Ozpin sighs after she leaves, "I wonder if I can put in for some time off as well..."
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