Night fell over Palutena's Temple, Pit and Palutena still slept naked in last spot they made love hours ago. Suddenly, Dark Pit and Pandora appeared, the latter using magic to make sparkles pepper their naked bodies, making them disappear, but not before saying to them, "I hope you two will understand why we are doing this, Pit and Palutena."

Dark Pit said, "What we are about to do to you might be too much for you to take, but this is for more than one reason."

Then Pittoo and Pandora got one of everything that Pit and Palutena wore, just tossing them and spreading them out on the floor, spreading them in an untidy way as Pandora made them vanish with a snap of her fingers, joking, "The mortals will be in for quite a surprise."

The next morning, an unclothed Pit and an equally unclothed Palutena woke up somewhere in a forest area in That First Town, lying on a patch of grass, which apparently where they were warped to. He said, "Wow. Nice scenery. Wouldn't you say so, Lady Palutena?"

She did, Palutena commented, "Lovel-"

"What is it?"

"I think we forgot something."

Pit and Palutena then noticed it was cold and felt like something was missing again, they looked down and saw that they were completely naked in public! He was the first to freak out with, "AHHH! Oh my God! We're naked in public! We need to get out of here, Lady Palutena!"

Blood drained from their faces and their stomachs turned as, with growing horror, they realized what happened, Palutena yelled in frustration, "Dark Pit! Pandora! They did this to us!"

"What do we do, Lady Palutena?"

No time to think. A voice startled them into fleeing, "Hey! Who's there?! What's all the ruckus?!"

The nearest hiding place was a cluster of trees fifty feet away. As Pit hid behind a tree, Palutena behind one next to him, both hoping whoever was calling out would just get out, but instead a second voice said, "Look! Discarded clothes!"

That sentence got the naked boy and woman's attention, they stayed behind the trees and noticed a brunette mom in her late 30s, a bald dad in his early 40s, a 12-year-old daughter, and an 8-year-old son taking note of two piles of clothes on the ground.

From the family's point of view, those garments belonged to the brown-haired boy and green-haired woman. Pit's navy garments, his sandals, and his underwear were scattered and surrounding the white clothing. Also, Palutena's footwear and accessories were on either side of her dress while her bra and panties were on top of it. Suspicions were confirmed when the mom used her index finger and thumb to pick up Pit's undies by the waistband while the dad picked up Palutena's undergarments with both hands, both looking visibly disgusted. The older daughter giggled, "I sure feel sorry for whoever lost these things, don't you, bro?"

In response, the son snickered, "Ditto, sis. Glad we're not in that predicament."

Pit gasped, "Lady Palutena! Our clothes!"

Palutena warned her husband before he could emerging from his hiding spot and call out haltingly, "Pit, wait."

"What?"

"We can't just march over to that family while we're both naked. There are kids there, and that could leave really bad marks on our criminal history."

"What do we do then?"

"Wait for them to go away."

"Ok."

Both the naked angel and goddess stayed behind the trees, too embarrassed to merely walk up to them and ask for their clothes back, especially since there were minors that thankfully didn't know where the nudies were hiding. Instead, they just stayed put, hoping they'd put their belongings down so they could rush over there and put them back on. Mom assumed, "I can't help but feel like the man and woman did this to themselves."

The dad asked, "You mean you think they took their clothes off on purpose?"

"Yes. Now come on, honey. Kids, cover your eyes and let's all get in the car."

However, both nudies saw more people were converging on the scene, murmuring and muttering about what they were seeing. It looked like one of the strangers was pulling out a cell phone, presumably to call the police. It was literally the exact opposite of what Pit and Palutena wanted. At least a hundred men and women were gathering around the stripped garments before a police car arrived, making the nude boy and woman retreat by backing away, not wanting to draw attention to themselves. It was far from reassuring for them. A man said, "Dude, some crazy couple's runnin' around naked as the day they were born."

A woman griped, "You got to catch them! Think of the children!"

One cop, "Don't worry, we'll get to the bottom of this."

That made one person stifle guffaws, "Hee hee. "Bottom"."

Seeing two piles of clothes, a second cop picked up the pieces, one by one, and put them in evidence bags. Real terror washed over Pit and Palutena as the law had their clothes, they doubted they would help or even listen to a naked boy and woman, and Palutena swore, creatively and at length, as the reality sunk in. As the boy with brown hair squirmed, the woman with green hair hugged herself, crouching, breasts covered by folded arms. To them, there was no sense of fun about being naked in places other home, and even though Dark Pit and Pandora had convinced them otherwise, that was because the light angel and goddess weren't thinking straight at the time.

Every instinct of their bodies was making them feel vulnerable with a horrible sinking feeling where they realized they probably weren't going to be able to get out of their embarrassing situation by themselves without her staff that Pittoo and Pandora still possessed. Their clothes were stolen, and it didn't seem as though they were going to get them back. Calming down, she told her husband, "All we can do now make a run for it."

"Do we also have to run around nude in public, Lady Palutena?"

"Either that or try to explain ourselves to the police, and there's no way they'll go easy on us."

"Understood, guess we better get out of here."

Unfreezing from their terror, Pit and Palutena turned around and ran, staying hidden by the trees until they reached the end of the forest area that was indicated by a sidewalk and a road. The streakers began to look around them, staying behind the trees, peering out, and trying to see beyond the dense foliage, staying invisible as they did.

Pit and Palutena were totally naked as a jaybird, and although their current location was secluded enough to prevent discovery, any step forward would leave them naked out in the open, where anyone could see. Too bad there was no other option for getting home.

They needed to get out of there soon, the boy with brown hair and the woman were both completely naked and vulnerable, but they couldn't compel themselves to go forward from their current spot and out into the town. Home and safety seemed so far, and they knew that once they set out on that journey, there would be no turning back, they would have to keep moving, hiding where they could but never able to stop until they were home.

Supposing they got home safely, what then? Would they be able to sneak in or would they have no choice but to walk through the front door naked, in front of her centurions, and have to explain what on earth they'd been doing out in the street with no clothes on? Too much trouble.

Calling any other gods was out. No matter how frightened they currently were, they weren't ready to have a conversation with anyone that involved explaining why the goddess of light and her white-winged angel was stranded completely nude in a public area. They could potentially accuse the boy and woman of being involved in sex work, and it'd be hard to convince them otherwise.

Those were horrible prospects, but they knew they had to resign themselves to one or the other. Unless...

Another option was calling a taxi firm. Said firm wouldn't provide them with clothes, they'd have at best a naked streak through the park to the gates, and a journey home nude in a cab, being leered at the whole time by some scruffy taxi driver. However, being bare meant they had no money to pay for a ride. Worse, their phones were either confiscated by the 5-0 or still back in Skyworld, so they couldn't even make a call to begin with.

Both Pit and Palutena were in such a pickle, they had no phone to call for help, neither of them had any clothes on, they had no money, and help was at least one hour away by foot. They realized they were very soon going to be unavoidably naked in public. That alone made them feel sick and dizzy, but they couldn't see any way around it because they had absolutely zero clothes. Even trying to wait until nightfall, for the added cover that darkness would bring, would mean lingering too long in their hiding spots and there was no guarantee their cover wouldn't be blown since the po-po were looking for them now.

What Pit and Palutena could do was make their way to Viridi and Phosphora, or to Gaol and Magnus, and try and explain what had happened. It would be embarrassing, and probably they would be quite shocked since they wouldn't have seen it coming, but it wouldn't be as bad as centurions or other deities finding out, and she felt sure they would at least be sympathetic enough to lend them some clothes. Even if one pair was out, they could rush to the other party, and at least then nobody else would see the nudies.

The naked duo mentally rehearsed the quickest way they knew to get to Gaol and Magnus's house. They'd still have to be naked in public, but maybe only for 30 minutes, if they moved quickly. It would be horrible and humiliating, but compared to the long trek back home, it seemed like mercy. Besides, Viridi's sanctuary was further away from where they were right now.

What awaited Pit and Palutena was already making them get headaches as they hid behind the same tree now, one closer to the urban part of town. A foot or two in front of them was the open space of the city. Their stomachs churned and they hugged each other with nervousness, looking beyond the roads waiting for the right moment, the moment when there would be nobody in their direct line of sight, when they could burst from their cover and run, naked, across the concrete and pavement towards their next place of safety and cover.

There! A young woman with a child in a pushchair had just walked down the sidewalk, but there was no sign of anyone else. The woman might see her if she looked back but, the naked beings reassured themselves that it was doubtful. With a deep breath, Palutena asked Pit, "Ready to make a run for it?"

"Ready as you are, Lady Palutena."

While standing in a half-crouch, they willed their legs into movement. Pit had both of his hands covering his privates. Palutena used her left arm to cover her breasts while concealing what was between her legs with her right hand.

Dashing from their cover, nothing could have prepared Pit or Palutena for the experience of being naked in the open. They felt like prey animals crossing a space where, at any moment, eagles might swoop down and carry them off. No way did they need to see anyone watching them. In their minds, there were eyes everywhere, all over their nakedness, judging the nude boy and woman that were feeling delirious. The distance they ran was only short, but their minds whirled, and their visions blurred. Where were they going? Somehow, in the madness of all that was happening, they hadn't thought about exactly where they were supposed to hide! Oh, wait, there wasn't anywhere good to hide.

Now they were moving, they had to keep going, they turned left and kept going down the sidewalk, the risk of being seen increased with every step. It was a pleasant day, anybody could have been walking down the street, and the first they would know of them would be if anyone turned a corner and bumped into them. They were almost hysterical now, still running. Then, suddenly, up ahead, people!

Had they seen Pit and Palutena in the nude? If not, they soon would. Desperately, they looked around for cover, but there were still none. All they could do was keep going, take the hit, accept them seeing them, and hope they didn't give chase.

Fixing their vision straight ahead, the streaking boy and woman couldn't look at those who were actually clothed, they didn't even know if they were male or female, old or young, but they knew they could see their nudity, see from their body language that they were frightened and humiliated. They wondered if they could stop and plead for help, but the thought of speaking to these people, even if it would end in them perhaps being given a jacket or something to cover themselves by a kindly soul, was too much to bear, so they just kept running, eyes on the path ahead, safety still nowhere in sight.

Then, it was done. Both Pit and Palutena were past them, they didn't dare to look back and see if they were following. Their ears were deaf to any shouts they may have given, deaf to all but the sound of their own blood pounding, their hearts were racing. Adrenaline was fueling them now.

With barely a break in stride, they continued to run. There was no stopping now. The street offered even less cover than the forest had, and although they saw no pedestrians ahead, cars whooshed past. A row of parked vehicles between them and the open road offered some small amount of cover, and they kept themselves low, hoping to remain hidden by them, but it wasn't exactly reassuring. They had to keep moving and find some cover where they could stop, stay out of sight, and work out where to go from there before someone saw them. Pit and Palutena were too exposed now, so conscious of their nakedness, conscious too that their hands did little to cover their genitals and simply made their bodies more enticing to the eyes of strangers.

What direction was Gaol and Magnus's house in?

Turning left, they left the main road and entered a street of houses, seeing safety straight away in form of an alleyway between two buildings, private access, somewhere they could hide at least a short while. Running for it, they disappeared into the shade and shadow, crouching down, hiding, their breaths ragged and their hearts pounding. That was a good thing, considering the police siren was blaring.

Forcing themselves into silence and something approaching calm, they wondered how far they had come. Farther than they had thought they could, father than they had thought they would dare. The angel and goddess had been seen naked, undoubtedly, but had escaped without confrontation, without immediate reprisal. All they needed to do was repeat that, to go from cover to cover for maybe 20 more minutes and then they would arrive at their destination.

Pit made as if to move, but Palutena felt an instinct make her freeze, barely daring to breathe as she grabbed Pit's hand to stop him from leaving and kept her voice down, "Wait, Pit."

He asked, "Why?"

"Let's wait until the coast is clear."

People were crossing the opening of the alleyway. They didn't give a glance down it, didn't discover the boy and woman guilty of indecent exposure, but if they'd moved a moment earlier, they would have emerged right into their view.

It was too much as Pit and Palutena felt dizzy, having never felt embarrassment like it. Getting naked in front of others had never been a particularly daunting task, but there they were now, a long way from safety, with a walk ahead through streets used by who knew how many people, they wished more than anything they had some clothing. All they had to cover themselves were their hands and arms, and they were not very effective substitutes. Doing so had another drawback too. In spite of everything, perhaps because of the adrenaline propelling them forward, because of the fear, they were beginning to feel another troubling sensation: arousal.

While Pit's penis was erect, Palutena's vagina was wet, they knew from having their hands cover their exposed privates, fingers naturally resting around his hardness and her lips, their bodies telling them they were eager to be touched. Cautiously, they moved their hands away. Was it better to be seen completely exposed from their heads to their toes and be able to bear the sensation of arousal than it was to try and cover themselves and inadvertently provide greater stimulation?

Palutena suggested doing the former. After all, it wasn't as though their attempts at modesty were actually providing them with any, and they could probably move more quickly if they weren't hobbling about with their hands between their legs.

Cautiously, Palutena stood and peered from the alleyway. She and Pit knew where they were now, not too far away from where Magnus and Gaol lived, she said, "Get ready, Pit. The closer we get, the less busy with traffic these roads will become. We just have to suck it up and accept that passing cars, and maybe more than one pedestrian, are going to see both of us 100% naked."

"I wish that wasn't the case, Lady Palutena."

"You and me both, but without my staff, it's our only option.

There was nobody in the immediate vicinity, and with an adrenaline kick-up-the-arse, the goddess of light stepped from the alleyway, signaling her angel, "1... 2... 3!"

A naked Pit and Palutena strode as quickly as they could up the street. Along the way, the sun there was warm on their bare skin, and that combined with their bare feet smacking the sidewalk were even more reminders of the sensation of being utterly naked in public. It was curiously less unpleasant now. Glancing around to make sure they weren't likely to run into any people, they cautiously let their arms fall by their sides and tried to walk briskly as if they were clothed, despite the obvious fact that they were both as nude as Adam and Eve.

Well, they reasoned, that was an experience they would be very keen not to repeat, so they may as well get the most out of it that they could. They forced themselves for the moment to walk completely exposed, his cock, her breasts, her pussy, their buttocks, and everything else bare to the world. Unfettered by underwear or their own arms, his small dick and her full boobs bounced around freely with their brisk pace, and they almost laughed to imagine how they must look half-running nude down the street, jiggling freely.

What happened next interrupted their reverie and brought reality back into focus. It also made Pit wish he stayed back at their little safe space, he bumped into not one, not two, but three young women with black hair in skimpy cheerleader attire. All three of those ladies gasped at him as he nervously blushed and smiled, "Hello."

Then all the cheerleaders shrieked in horror, one yelling, "EW! That's boy's naked! I can see his filthy junk!"

Another yelled, "Put some clothes on, you fucking pervert!"

Pit sighed, "I would if I had any."

The last cheerleader asked, "Why are there wings on your back?! Are you a mutant?!"

"N-no. I'm an angel."

Those cheerleaders fled, vehemently clamoring, "Oh my god, this is so gross and nasty!"

The noises of the disgusted girls were soon drowned out by approaching vehicles. Blushing both at their nakedness and at the fact they had been caught almost enjoying it, they ducked down next to some cars parked up by the roadside, hoping to evade detection. Sadly, it was futile, as a horn honked loudly, and the car that was speeding past attested. Palutena sighed, "One more person with a story to tell of how they saw a naked boy and woman in the streets. Let's just hope it was nobody we know."

"Lady Palutena?"

"What is it, Pit?"

"Do you think I'm dirty?"

"Oh, no! Not at all! Why?"

"Those ladies looked pretty offended over seeing my penis. They said I was gross and a pervert."

Palutena assured her husband, "In your defense, you didn't have a choice. I mean, we're stuck being fully naked away from home with no easy way back, these are circumstances beyond our control. If it makes you feel better, I think you're nowhere near as gross as they say you are."

"Thanks, Lady Palutena. It does make me feel better."

"Another thing is that I'm actually relieved that they didn't want to see or touch your body."

"Why is that?"

"If they did, it would have increased the risk of them wanting to have an illicit affair with you."

"Oh. I guess that's understandable, I just wish they least said that I was as handsome and cute as you tell me I am."

"Me too, but not all women are turned on by the male anatomy having zero coverage."

At the police station, cheerleader one complained, "I want to report a pervert."

The chief said, "Pretty sure that's not a crime."

Cheerleader two said, "No, we mean there's a boy in town and he's completely naked."

"Huh, guess that is a crime. What does he look like?"

Cheerleader three said, "Spiky brown hair and white wings on his back."

"Thanks, the men'll try to catch him."

Back to heading down the street, the fact that no pedestrians were in their presence for minutes made their wish for modesty dissipate again. Once more, their arms fell to swinging by their sides as they embraced their bizarre freedom. They turned a corner, up into another street, one that was even quieter still. Now they were just five streets from their destination.

Their stomachs turned and what little enjoyment they had experienced faded as they saw what laid ahead. While there were thankfully no pedestrians ahead of them, what they did see on a house towards the top of the street was a large and complex structure of scaffolding, along with several work vans. That meant only one thing, which was that someone in one of these houses had builders in, and they were hard at work in the afternoon sun.

An audience of multiple men was there, well-known for their particular ability to... appreciate the figure of any woman who they saw. As a green-haired, big-breasted, thicc, and undeniably beautiful woman, Palutena had experienced enough catcalling in her life to find it annoying when she was fully clothed (but she loved when Pit complimented her looks), and she was going to have to walk past these men completely naked. She and Pit briefly considered going around but who knew if their luck would hold or if more people would see them nude? The longer they stayed out in public in their undressed state, the more the odds of being properly caught out increased. Unfamiliar as they were with the backstreets of that particular housing estate, they knew it was the best way to reach their intended destination in the shortest possible time.

Pit asked, "Which way are we going?"

Palutena answered, "We're just going to have to suck it up and get it over with by going past those working on those houses."

"Are you sure? I mean that we can't not be spotted, and since they're men, you'll be the one getting attention this time."

"It's the fastest."

"True, but you should try to your chest and crotch again while I hide my thingy."

"Exactly. Why inflame the antics of any workmen who will see me further by letting them see everything on my body? This time, you're lucky to not be on the receiving end of any unwanted attention."

Pit and Palutena set off, walking as quickly as they could force themselves to while covering themselves with their hands and arms, despite knowing that every step brought them closer to potential humiliation. With plenty of time to spare, they crossed to the opposite side of the road, hoping that a little extra distance between themselves and the construction workers would give them some chance of slipping by unnoticed, but in fact all that achieved was to give them greater opportunity to spot them from afar.

Spot the naked couple they did because Palutena heard wolf-whistles and catcalls from them like "Hey baby.", "Smoking hot!", "Love that flat stomach!", or "Boobs for the grabbing!". Trying her best to shut them out, she stared straight ahead with her cheeks getting all crimson, willing herself not to turn and look at the house to see the faces of the men or exactly how many were shouting. As she and Pit passed, the calls though became too explicit to ignore, and she looked up to see three grinning, beefy men, unable to believe their luck, delighted that today the quotient of exposed young woman they would see did not begin and end with whoever was on Page 3 of their favorite tabloid. The fact they had got her attention only encouraged them and they began to call down to her to come up and perform any number of quite imaginative acts for and on them, saying things like, "Move your hair so we can see dat ass of yours.", "I wanna kiss your face!", "Like how your carpet matches your drapes.", or even demanding she touch their members, bragging that they had monster cocks that put Pit's wimpy little micropenis to shame.

Unexpectedly, Palutena laughed. It all suddenly seemed so absurd and, rather than humiliating, it was simply irritating. She scowled and quickened her pace even more, not so much to end the ordeal of being catcalled by pervy workmen as to put a stop to the giveaway. Pit growled at them to defend his wife, "Don't you guys have wives or girlfriends?!"

All those beefy guys did was point and laugh at Pit's tiny dong, making him blush out of embarrassment as Palutena sighed, "Let's just get out of here."

Eventually, they were out of sight earshot, the workmen's calls had turned to pleas for Palutena to come back, saying they were only messing with her, wanting her to come and have a good time with them.

One cop asked the workmen, "Sorry to bother you gentlemen. Have any of you seen a naked boy with spiky brown hair and white wings?"

One workman said, "He just passed by with a totally naked woman with long green hair."

Another workman squinted and pointed, "I think that might be them way over there."

Another cop looked in that direction and believed it look like them, "Thanks for the tip."

Another siren! Wiiuwiiuwiiuwiiuwiiuwiiuwiiuwiiuwiiu! Palutena was the first to notice as she dove into a bush, pulling Pit by one of his wings and pushing his head down. They hugged their knees, curling up into balls as they waited for the cops to pass. From their perspectives, a police car with blaring sirens drove by the bush without noticing the naked couple behind it. When it was silent, Palutena got something off her chest, "Honestly, Pit, that experience with the workmen wasn't awful as I had anticipated."

"What do you mean, Lady Palutena?"

"At least the fact we were naked had granted the workmen some justification for their astonished attention."

"You mean you... liked the perverted behavior?"

"I can't exactly blame them; the way they hit on me made me feel... beautiful."

"Their "compliments" weren't exactly genuine."

"I know that yours are more sincere but hearing them praise my privates still carried an undercurrent of excitement."

"Oh god, you're not gonna-"

"No no no, nothing like that. Trust me, you're the only one I'd ever make out naked with."

"Hee hee, that's sweet, but we're not gonna do that out here, are we?"

"Absolutely not, we'll wait until we get home, get dressed, and maybe get undressed by tonight."

"Sounds fun."

"Enough talk, we should keep going."

"Good idea."

Exiting the bush, Pit and Palutena turned into the street on which Gaol and Magnus's house lay, they again let their hands fall back to her sides and let themselves be fully exposed once more. They were on the home straight now and began to feel more at ease with their current predicament; enough to focus on the enjoyable novelty of walking naked down a public street together, rather than on their fear of discovery. Indeed, as they made the last stage of her journey, they felt for the first time that perhaps being seen in the buff would not be the end of the world and could even, perhaps, be a little... fun.

A small look of disappointment appeared on their faces when they realized this escapade would soon be at an end. Maybe it was that which helped them make a resolution, when they saw people off in the distance, that this time they weren't going to hide. They could see them as they drew closer. A couple, one man and one woman, both looking around 21. Their paths would cross moments before the nudies reached the house they intended to arrive at.

Pit and Palutena forced themselves to continue swinging their arms at their sides, to continue walking unhurriedly, to behave exactly as if they were just normal clothed people on the street. The clothed couple had seen the naked one now, had slowed their own pace, speaking to one another and pointing in the direction of the angel and goddess. Those decent individuals were perhaps mildly shocked, but the ones who were indecent kept straight faces as they drew ever closer to them. Both nudies felt like bursting out laughing, but contented themselves with just broad grins, until, as they got alongside the other couple, a naked Pit and an equally naked Palutena wished them a cheery "good afternoon", giggling, waving, blowing kisses, and continuing on their way.

Fortunately, Gaol and Magnus's house was just ahead, and before the dressed couple could come to their senses and turn back to approach the undressed one, the angel and goddess darted off and away into the relative privacy of the driveway and up to the door at the side of the house, before bursting into a fit of almost hysterical giggles.

They had gone mad, that was the only explanation for it. The stress of the afternoon must have finally caused them to snap. They'd just fully exposed themselves to a pair of strangers. All that fear they'd had not fifteen minutes before, and now they may or may not have become a pair of happy exhibitionists. It was hard to explain it, but the excitement it had caused within them had been something they'd not felt since they first unleashed the unashamed and sexy alter egos when Dark Pit and Pandora talked them into it.

They fought to regain their composure, lest excitement and relief make them act foolish. Neither Pit nor Palutena were out of the woods yet because they still had to speak to Magnus and Gaol, explain why they had arrived at their house completely naked, and persuade them to let them in and lend them some clothes. Pit and Palutena pushed the doorbell, just letting everything be on show before they'd have a chance to explain themselves.

As they waited, Pit wondered, "Lady Palutena, won't Gaol and Magnus's be shocked or worried? I don't know if they'll be sympathetic."

Palutena assumed, "Or they'll just think it's funny."

"Still, I feel a little nervous at the prospect of having to explain this to our friends. Pittoo and Pandora's prank cost us our clothes and our dignity."

"All we can do is take a deep breath and explain ourselves."

Two minutes later, no answer. Something was definitely wrong. Looking around, Palutena noticed there was no car on the driveway and Pit looked at a window on the porch, seeing that the lights were all turned off, the boy sighing, "Guess they're not home."

He and Palutena swore under their breaths as they went back to being too timid and humiliated to show off their naturalness, the woman said, "Better go to Viridi and Phosphora."

Covering themselves, Pit and Palutena ran down a few more streets to find a hot air balloon secured to the ground with rope. When a police siren wailed, they sprinted towards the balloon and hid in the basket, holding each other tightly as they hoped the car would just pass. However, it didn't. It stopped with three cops getting out, one saying, "All right, men, those nudies are here somewhere. Fan out!"

Pit whimpered, "Oh, god. We're surrounded, Lady Palutena. Maybe we should give ourselves up."

Palutena disagreed, "No we shouldn't. Think of the scandal."

"Yeah, the British tabloids will have a field day."

"There's only one thing left to do."

As the cops were conversing with the guy that offered balloon rides, his hot air balloon was unsecured and ascending, "Ah, they stole the balloon!"

A flame seared hotly as Palutena guided the balloon, using the burner to heat up the air and lift them higher. A minute later, Palutena happily gasped, "Clothes! We're saved!"

Two shirts and two pairs of pants were hanging on a clothesline between two buildings. The goddess of light reached out to grab them, trying to pull them off the clothespins. Unfortunately, Palutena couldn't get them free and fell out! Pit gasped as he looked over the basket, thinking his goddess was falling to her death, but she was holding onto the rope used for tying the balloon down for dear life, "I'm okay, honey."

Oh well, no clothes for them. Today was just not their day. Suddenly, Palutena felt her bottom bump against the window of the top floor of a skyscraper, groaning as her flesh against the glass made a very unpleasant squeaking noise, "Ow, my ass!"

Everyone inside the skyscraper was subjected to being mooned by Palutena's naked butt scraping against the window. All ten men laid their eyes on her, dropping their papers and coffee mugs while the ten women cringed and ran away.

Once they passed the skyscraper, Palutena asked her angel, "Pit? Can you lower the balloon? I think I'll lose my grip."

"Ok."

"Thank you."

Pit didn't know how to operate the balloon to make it go down, he pulled something, hoping it would lower them down. It worked, so Pit kept doing it, commenting as he did, "Wow! A lot of people have pools."

"Honey, my shoulders are separating!"

"Okay, okay, it shouldn't be much longer."

Now the balloon was descending into a baseball field, in the middle of big game. One person in the crowd pointed out, "Dear Lord, look at that blimp! She's hanging from a balloon!"

Seeing the thousands of people below her, Palutena requested, "Pit, can we not land here? Honey? Baby doll?"

A baseball was pitched, hit by the batter, and smacked Palutena's buttock, ruining any chance of a homerun and making her yelp and rub that spot. The ball landed right in center fielder's mitt as the announcer spoke, "No good!"

That out made the crowd boo and throw stuff at the batter, who whined, "Don't blame me!"

Finally, Palutena was on the ground, losing her footing as the balloon rope that she was holding onto dragged her a bit. Falling down, she lost her grip of the rope as Pit found himself thrown out of the basket when it hit the ground. To make matters worse, the balloon rose back up and took off with neither on them in the basket.

Standing up on the grass near second base, Pit and Palutena were utterly naked in front of thousands of men and women that all gasped. The boy scoffed, "Why don't you all take pictures? It'll last longer!"

Those watching the game took the angel's words seriously as camera shutters clicked and lights flashed like crazy, making Pit yell, "Damnit!"

Palutena lamented as they both got red in their faces and covered themselves, "Why did it have to be camera day?"

Cheering and whistling, a blonde girl in the front shouted, "You look awesome, brown-haired boy!"

That surprised Pit, who nervously smiled, "Thanks, whatever your name is."

He gasped, still finding it hard to believe, "Lady Palutena, someone said I look wonderful."

She replied, "You do, Pit. I'm glad someone agrees."

Another woman in front, one with brown hair, squealed at Pit, "Uncover yourself, young man! I wanna see all of that handsome figure, including your toned chest and stomach!"

Now Pit was at a loss for words, Palutena suggested to him, "It looks like you found an audience that likes your bod, why not?"

"Gosh, uh, ok."

Slowly, Pit pulled his hands away from his crotch, letting his hardening micropenis be visible to all, slowly but surely thinking that it wasn't so bad. A redhead screamed with delight, "I love that tiny cock and the small balls in his scrotum!"

Flattered, Pit waved and blew kisses as more women praised his cute body, all those female spectators being to Pit what those workmen were to Palutena. Speaking of which, she heard a man bellow, "Show us those curves, green-haired woman! We think you rule with that beautiful face!"

Remembering the catcalling from the workmen, she gradually moved her hands and arms away from her chest and lower region, exposing her breasts and vagina as another man screeched, "Love those legs! Love those boobs! Love how that vagina hair is the same shade of green as the hair on your head!"

As Pit smiled and blew more kisses, Palutena put her left hand on her hip and waved her right hand, giggling as she did. Every last pretense of modesty was officially abandoned as they reveled in the positivity and astonishment of baring all for fascinated strangers, one of whom wanted them to make out.

Then Pit and Palutena looked at each other, sharing a kiss before the woman rolled her hips slightly with a sexy sway. Aforementioned sway was tentative as she beckoned the boy to copy her movements. Their dancing soon became more expressive and sensual, until they faced away from the crowd, hands on their knees, squatting and twerking, the maximum of emphasis on their bare bottoms. Everybody in the audience gawked, and Palutena sashayed towards Pit, squeezing her full breasts before running her hands down her soft body, brushing closer and closer to her womanhood. He caressed himself as well, wrapping a hand around his manhood as she fingered herself.

Both of them been achingly aroused for what felt like ages now, they maintained a steady pace of their routines while their nude bodied continued to cry out for the most intimate touch. Still swaying sensuously, Pit pumped his cock as fast as he could while Palutena kept massaging her wet pussy lips.

Soon, the dance had been abandoned and Palutena sitting on her ass, legs akimbo, thrusting her fingers in and out of her cunt with her left hand and balancing with her right. Pit followed suit, sitting, spreading his legs, and still masturbating his dick with his left hand and balancing with his right. Beyond belief, he was hard, and she was wet, the acts the culmination of an afternoon they would never forget, and they needed little stimulation before they felt the beginnings of their orgasms. Both nudies scooted closer until the backs of Pit's legs were resting on top of Palutena's gams, working their genitalia and feeling tingling sensations until their unrestrained moans began and soon, they were gasping and crying out as they came, eyes watering, bent legs trembling as the performance became genuine ecstasy.

Between their legs, Palutena saw a little spray of her woman juices sprinkling the grass like drops of dew as Pit released a few spurts of his ejaculation land on the same spot. The crowd went wild, cheering really loudly to the point where it was almost deafening.

On wobbly knees, Pit stood up and took a bow for all the women while Palutena bobbed a curtsy to the men. They were ready to leave, Pit's right hand held Palutena's left as they strolled on out of the stadium, waving and blowing kisses as the announcer was heard, "Well, that happened. Anyway, back to the game."

Pit and Palutena actually kept walking the way they did with his right hand holding her left as they headed to Viridi's sanctuary. Since there were luckily no cops around for quite some time, there was no need to go back to being mortified. They looked like a romantic couple as they strolled down the streets, presenting themselves, letting everyone they passed look at all their business. There were even several instances of Pit's right buttock bumping Palutena's left.

30 minutes later, Pit knocked on the door of Viridi's sanctuary. It opened and revealed him and Palutena, both naked on the doorstep, to Viridi and Phosphora, married nature-loving lesbians. The goddess of nature was as shocked as her electrical wife was intrigued to see them not wearing any clothes. Pit and Palutena could completely understand why Viridi and Phosphora were currently staring wide-eyed at the nudies in all their blushing glory. Viridi broke the silence between them, eventually, with a confused, "Erm, I'll bite. Why are you two naked? Where are your clothes?"

Pit explained, "They got nicked."

Lady Palutena said, "Look, Pit and I rather not stand on your doorstep stark naked while explaining ourselves, may we come inside?"

Viridi and Phosphora's eyes lit up. The latter grinned as she put two and two together, an attractive boy and his beautiful wife were naked, and wanted to come inside. Whatever happened next, she realized he was going to be seeing a lot more of them than she ever did when they usually visited. The taller blonde said, "Sure! Anything for a good-looking cutie and a stunning hottie!"

A perplexed Viridi almost fell over herself to step aside and let Pit and Palutena through the door. Both streakers felt Viridi and Phosphora's eyes on their bare backsides as they walked in. The light duo knew they'd be lying to themselves if they didn't feel at least a little strange standing naked in a place they'd spent many hours clothed, but they also excited by the novelty and by the uncertainty of what lay ahead to some degree.

Closing the door, Viridi invited Pit and Palutena to sit on some armchairs, the goddess of nature stating, "They're eco-friendly."

Before sitting, Pit asked, "You can disinfect them, right? Because our butts are going to be making contact with them."

"With my powers, yes."

It was definitely new for Pit and Palutena to feel the material of the chairs against their bare bottoms. Trying to maintain a little modesty, he cupped his hands over his member while she covered her lap with her right hand with her left arm still hugging her chest. It felt faintly absurd but all the same, despite their obvious nudity, they wanted to keep a little mystery for the moment. After Viridi sat down, she got to the point with, "What's going on? Why are you two naked?"

Palutena tried to act nonchalant as she and Pit kept themselves censored, "Pit and I woke up naked yesterday because a bastard and bitch nicked our clothes. I'm certain it was Dark Pit and Pandora that did it."

Phosphora asked, "You two didn't have clothes on because..."

"We were stripped in our sleep by those two scumbags. They even went the extra mile to steal everything that could be used as coverage to really leave us stranded in our nakedness. Pittoo and Pandora even had the nerve to take my staff."

Realization lit up Viridi and Phsophora's faces, the shorter blonde laughing, "Oh, I see! Ha ha ha ha! Haa. Well, I'm honestly not surprised. I mean, we all know how they like playing mean tricks on us."

All four of them laughed. While still covering her breasts with her left arm and her vulva with her right hand, Palutena asked "You can still help. Do you have some clothes you can loan us?"

Both nature girls were quiet for a moment, then sly grins spread across their faces as the nymph requested, "Sure, only we want to ask you for something first."

Oh boy, the way the nymph said it was enough to make Pit and Palutena redden. Viridi and Phosphora were going to expect something in return for help and given that they had just showed up naked, it was pretty easy to guess what that might be.

Pit thought about it while whispering to his goddess, "Lady Palutena, you wanna just dash past the nature girls, up to their rooms and shut ourselves in? Then we can choose any clothes we like."

Viridi seemed to have heard him and called him out, "That sounds a lot like trying to steal from us."

Phosphora tried to reason with them, "Come on, just one little favor. I know you both had some genuine fun in the altogether at some point in time today! Maybe before you got here, you must have given in to some carnal desires once or twice."

The goddess of nature concurred, "There's no way walking or running around naked didn't amplify your horniness to the point where you actually made out somewhere. One more time wouldn't hurt, would it? You guys look great with those well-maintained figures, it's definitely understandable why some strangers want to make a pass at you."

Palutena sagged a bit, trying to sort things out in her head. The reason why she and Pit were butt naked was almost as big a problem as the fact that they were butt naked. And yet... there was something appealing about the situation they were currently in. The clothed goddess and servant held more than a little power over the naked ones, but then and there, Pit and Palutena were acknowledging that Viridi and Phosphora's statement were really accurate.

It was more fun, more delicious for the boy and woman to pretend they didn't have a choice, to be stuck in a naked ordeal, to let someone tell the duo what they wanted them to do and even hit on them, like at the baseball stadium. They both knew it was all play, but that didn't make it any less thrilling. Besides, it wasn't as if some gross creeps were currently coming on to them; Viridi and Phosphora were cute and beautiful blondes. Alright, neither force of nature seemed to have had any concern for wellbeing of another goddess and her angel captain; reacting to the fact that they'd shown up naked on their doorstep with delighted curiosity, rather than asking if they were okay.

Pit and Palutena on a shyness that was only half-feigned while currently standing in front of Viridi and Phosphora with only their hands and arms to protect what little modesty they had left as the brown-haired one asked, "What do you want us to do?"

In a conciliatory manner, Phosphora smiled at him, "Nothing bad, we just wanna see you and your wife do it in front of us."

Still, it was a rather mundane request, Palutena blushed again as she wanted to verify, "You mean now?"

Viridi confirmed, "Yes. Now."

Standing up and facing the other, Pit and Palutena rationalized that it wasn't the end of the world. After all, they haven't worn a single bit of clothing for over 24 hours, they had been wholly naked nonstop since yesterday. In that time, they'd been nude in the streets, they experienced sexual advances made towards them, and they made love to themselves in front of 5,000, maybe 10,000 people at most. Now to top it all off, they were about to make love to each other in front of some of their friends. They revealed their entire bodies and liked a lot of the compliments they got for showing off.

There was nothing left to hide from one another, that realization helped them get comfortable. The blonde lesbians watched, rapt, as Pit and Palutena slowly put their hands at their sides. Both the boy with brown hair and the woman with green hair were not just naked now but making no attempt to cover themselves. His penis that was one inch long, her D-cup breasts, all their intimate parts were bare, his erection became two inches, and her nipples were standing to attention as the neatly groomed patch of green hair between her legs was clearly visible, and although they blushed again at each other's gazes, they held their courage and made no move to cover themselves.

Still, Pit was a tiny bit nervous at the sight of his goddess naked in all her glory. Given that he was not exactly used to the company of naked men or women, he was doing a good job of staying in control for someone so inexperienced. The boy was stunned by Palutena's beauty with his eyes fixed on her body, a small hardness was able to prove just how much he liked what he was seeing. His voice was trembling slightly as he said softly, "I want you, Lady Palutena."

His blue eyes widened as he realized what he said about wanting to have sex with the goddess of light. Looking at his bod made her pink folds wet, and with her bashful and demure green eyes, she cooed, "I want you too, Pit."

Pit wrapped his arms around Palutena's shoulders, and she hugged his waist. Both Viridi and Phosphora were obviously enjoying the sight of them kissing, and the pretense of modesty was starting to seem absurd. Both Pit and Palutena were excited now, no more embarrassment, but they wanted to continue to appear shy. It was more fun that way.

After they broke the kiss, Palutena leaned forward, reaching for her angel's erect cock. There was no underwear to free it from, and she liked how it was circumcised and small. Plus, it felt warm and strong in her hands, and he offered no resistance as she stroked it, and none still as she knelt down between his parted legs and wrapped her mouth around it. He gasped in shock and delight as she began to suck him off, taking as much of his length in her mouth as she could manage, moistening him with her velvet tongue.

What Pit and Palutena didn't know was that Viridi and Phosphora were filming with their phones, but the boy and woman were enjoying their nakedness and the sex they were having too much to worry about anything else. Both nature blondes were turned on from seeing Pit fuck Palutena's mouth. Her pie hole was not the only part of her hungry for his cock as she moaned, "Pit... ohhh."

Likewise, he stroked his hair while moaning, "Lady Paaaahlutenaaaah. Mmmm."

When Pit was hard as a rock and his cock was wet with her spit, Palutena stood up and, a little awkwardly, stepped astride him as he sat back down on the chair that he sat on earlier and lowered herself. Her cunt was wetter than ever, and she took him into herself easily, relaxing into a steady position in his lap so she could begin to grind her hips and ride him. He lifted up his arms and caressed her breasts, teasing her nipples, which thrilled them both greatly.

Then and there, neither of them would have cared if they'd simply sat motionless while she fucked him because all she wanted was to have him inside her. Palutena was close to cumming again and so was Pit. She felt him tense and gasp as he shot his load inside her. The sensation was enough to send her over the edge too.

Yes, Pit and Palutena both climaxed a second time, softer and less dramatic than last time, but also at greater length until they were satisfied at last.

Viridi and Phosphora stopped recording when Palutena withdrew, the green-haired goddess wet with her arousal and the brown-haired angel's cum. Weak in the knees, she needed to lie down, so she settled on the floor, stumbling a bit as she did. Pit wanted to cuddle on top of Palutena, he eased his body onto hers, letting their warm skin meet with his chest pressing down on hers as they kissed each other's lips and cheeks.

A thought intruded Pit and Palutena's minds, they thought they were going to regret showing up at a friend's home naked and fucking in their presence, but they banished that thought until later. Right now, the angel and goddess just wanted to snuggle together on the floor, the completely naked boy and the equally naked woman, and recover their strength for getting home. Good thing for them, home was just a hop, a skip, and a jump away.

Phosphora smiled, "Wow, you two have delivered some excellent content. Viridi and I will watch your performance as much as want and we'll never get tired of it."

Palutena panted, "Yeah, great. Glad you liked seeing us bare."

Minutes later, Pit and Palutena got up and were about to leave, but Viridi stopped for a minute, "Wait, don't you two want some clothes?"

Pit looked at Palutena, who smiled, "Maybe we'll skip the clothes."

The goddess of nature, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, being naked was just a lot of fun and it made us feel so good."

That made Pit smile back, "Yeah, just warp us home."

Puzzled, Viridi said nothing as she pointed her staff at the naked duo and warped them back to Palutena's temple.

Pit and Palutena thought to themselves that they might be going mad. Now, being naked in places outside of home wasn't something they were being forced to do but something they were choosing, they couldn't deny it had a certain appeal. If nothing else, it had brought them a lot more excitement than they'd expected to have today. If things got too scary, they could always rush back to their bedroom and put something on, but for now at least, they were going to enjoy themselves as they got the key from under the welcome mat.