Night fell over Palutena's Temple, Pit and Dark Pit still slept naked in last spot they were pleasured by Palutena and Pandora hours ago. Suddenly, the two goddesses appeared and the one with green hair pointed her staff at the angels, shining a light beam that enveloped their naked bodies, making them disappear, but not before saying to him, "I hope you'll understand why I am doing this, Pit, Dark Pit. What I am about to do to you boys might be too much for either of you to take, but this is for a good cause."

When Pit and Pittoo woke up the next morning, it looked like they were somewhere in a forest area. Green was everywhere around them and they were lying on a patch of grass completely naked. Pit admired his surroundings, "Wow. Nice scenery."

Seeing the forest, Dark Pit agreed, "Yeah, this is lovely..."

The absence of any clothing soon raised alarms on the black-haired boy's head and the brown-haired one noticed it was cold and felt like something was missing again, they looked down at themselves and saw that they were completely naked in public! Pit freaked out, "AHHH! Oh my God! We're naked in public! We need to get out of here! Lady Palutena? Lady Palutena? Help us!"

Still no answer. Both boys were scared out of their minds, their girlfriends really wanted to them to stay naked. Even though they searched desperately, they weren't able to find a single piece of clothing. Dark Pit bemoaned, "Where the hell are we going to go? God...this is a horrible day. I'm gonna kill those bitches! That's the only explanation for this! We didn't permit this!"

Pit's eyes widened, "Actually, we were so overcome with lust yesterday that we agreed to this. We said it to Lady Palutena and Pandora because we weren't even thinking straight. It's more our fault than it is theirs. We have to get back and tell them that we were wrong."

"..."

It was true, Pit and Dark Pit had no choice but to streak home in the nude. They stopped thinking for a few seconds to just see their surroundings. The sun had crested the ground through the trees, the spring air had left everything dewy and moist, and the ground was left sparkling, putting both naked angels in a bit of a trance.

Soon enough, their brains clicked back with him as the gravity of their situation overwhelmed them. Pit and Pittoo were completely naked, far away from home, lost, and without any way to contact anyone. Neither of them could recognize the woody area surrounding them. They were on their own with nothing more than an erection on them, and they couldn't just stay in one spot lest they get caught.

Walking naked, Pit and Dark Pit were confused more than ever now, not even knowing which way to go. All they could do was trust their instincts, so they nervously investigated the surrounding area. Nothing seemed quite enough to cover their nude bodies. Their bare feet started moving them, they didn't really know what to do, their only idea was to go somewhere at this point. Their hands covered their flaccid penises, the cold morning air made their nipples poke out, their ankles were tickled by dew coming off the grass.

Continuing the walk, thoughts of distance were soon ignored though. They came to a lookout on top of a hill on the south side of the city, which could be seen below their feet. Pittoo had an idea, "Here's what we do: we walk a long way through an old dirt road to reach the town and then scurry through some backstreets to get home. That way, we'll be able to avoid downtown and Main Street."

Knowing the way, Dark Pit led his light counterpart down the pathway that led to town. Pit followed his dark clone through the undergrowth on the side of the road to ensure they followed the right way and still had an opportunity to hide themselves in case they ran into someone on the way, although they would have to be careful since they were barefooted.

Half an hour later, they were still slowly making their way down the road. They hadn't heard a single sound of civilization in that time and were starting to reconsider walking on the middle of the pathway when they heard a sound in the distance. Holding their breaths, they tried hearing what it was, and they realized it was someone's footsteps, rapidly approaching them! That made the dark angel warn, "Pit! Hide!"

Dark Pit immediately laid down on the underbrush, grabbing Pit to hide with him, praying that whoever was approaching hadn't heard the rustling on the leaves. By keeping completely immobile, they were able to hear the person approaching more clearly. Each heavy step was made in quick succession and judging by its rhythm, it appeared to be two people.

Once more, Pittoo held his breath and stuck his head to the floor while telling Pit, "Don't you dare look up."

Every step sounded closer and closer. What if the brush was not enough to cover the two naked boys? Perhaps the stranger would be able to see their pale asses on the side of the road, and then no doubt they would think those boys were perverts, especially considering the goddamned erections they were having. Pit commented, "We're not supposed to be hard. We're scared, not turned on."

"Well, get used to it. Our penises don't get soft until whenever."

That individual was close, very close, just next to them. Squeezed their eyes even tighter, they noticed the footsteps getting quieter. Whoever was close had passed them without stopping or even slowing down, so they were certain they weren't seen. The nudies exhaled and relaxed their tense muscles, having probably been stressing about nothing.

Suddenly, they heard the grass rustling behind them, and they were paralyzed once more with Pit gasping, "Had they come back?"

"Just shut up and hope they didn't."

Pit and Dark Pit couldn't raise their heads or move their bodies, even though they could feel a presence right next to them, standing and looking them over. Even without looking at the unwanted voyeur, the gaze was piercing, unbearable. They felt even more naked than they had been up to this moment.

Then they heard a shrill shriek, Pit and Pittoo yelped and jumped to their feet, startled as their minds went blank. They completely forgot about their efforts to keep quiet and turned around to see a shocked duo of 19-year-old blondes. Both pairs stared at each other for a moment before the clothed women started to scream at the nude boys, which was enough to snap them out of their stupor.

Covering themselves, both angels made gestures for the females to go away, but all those ladies did was freak out over seeing two naked guys, "Why are you two naked?! Put some clothes on!"

Pit looked away and blushed, "We would if we had any..."

Since telling them to get lost was ineffective, Dark Pit went to Plan B, "Let's just run, Pit."

Running into the road and trying to make the most out of the advantage they had seemed like the best things to do, considering the women were panicking and getting out their cell phones, presumably to take pictures of the bare boys as photo evidence for the police. Thankfully, the males were out of sight for now, thanks to the crooked path, but the offended females were still close by, in no time they would appear right around the corner and see the angels in all their nakedness. Running downhill as fast as they could, they tried to get as much distance between themselves and the two chicks as possible. They must've been about a hundred yards apart when they heard someone else somewhere behind them, "HEY! HEY, YOU!"

Neither boy turned around to face what sounded like an angry man, they were sure he would see them, but they were hoping he would not recognize them while facing away. Of course, all of that would have been for naught if he caught up to them, and while they were confident in their running abilities, they were definitely in a bad position, running barefoot in the woods as they were, not to mention with erections! Pit and Dark Pit's cocks slapped against their legs with every step, making a wet and obscene sound of flesh against flesh. Even when company started to lag behind, they didn't stop running because they didn't want to take the risk of anybody catching up to them, praying they wouldn't find anyone else in their way. Only after they stopped hearing anything completely would they finally stop.

Taking deep and shallow breaths, Pit and Dark Pit leaned on their knees. While they were definitely in shape, the terror they felt had gotten to them. Their whole bodies were covered in a thin layer of cold sweat, and it took a while before their heartbeats returned to normal. They thought of the women, and how they would have looked to them: some young men running naked in the woods. Since all the girls had seen of the boys had been their backs and butts, Pit was confident they hadn't recognized him or his dark copy. However, the same could not be said for Pittoo, who worried that their wings would make them easy to track down.

When they finally had their breathing under control, they resumed their way down the hill towards the town, which wasn't all that far away now. That was something positive that came from their mad dash. It was shocking how much closer and quicker they got to their intended destination, but other than that, they still felt restless, perhaps even more so than before because their top priority was still getting home and putting on some clothes to cover their manhoods.

It must've been at least another solid half hour when they arrived at the edge of the woods, the place they had been itching to arrive and yet feared so much. The trees and shrubbery started becoming thinner and shorter, there were quite fewer places for the streakers to hide, so the angel with black wings started moving slower and more cautiously, telling the one with white wings, "Stay close. It's gonna get harder to stay out of sight."

Before long, the dirt of the road ended abruptly to give way to cold, hard pavement.

Hiding from behind a bush, Pit looked at the road down one way and Dark Pit looked the other way. The town started with a small street lined by big, modern houses that had very tall fences. That last detail worked in their favor, as they would remain unseen by those at home when they crossed the street. That First Town had grown quite a lot since Pit's victory against Hades, and those houses right next to the woods were the most recent addition to the urban sprawl. Neither Pit nor Dark Pit knew anyone who lived there, but they certainly wouldn't take my chances.

Right now, the big question was how they was going to make their way forward, and they had been dreading that moment since they would have to leave the relative security of the woods to enter town and they still had no answers as to how they would do it. There was no doubt in their minds that they would have to press onward, as waiting until dark was out of the question. It would increase the chances of being found nude. They shook their heads, horrified by that prospect, and forced themselves to think how to continue as Pit and Pittoo talked it out. The brunette said, "Ok, to arrive home, we make our way through the streets of the city, that much is unavoidable. It's a weekday, so fewer people will be on the way. We also avoid many of the busiest ones, making our way through mostly deserted alleyways."

From their hiding spot, the black-haired male started observing their surroundings and planning their next steps, "There are mailboxes on every corner, some carefully trimmed shrubberies, and some big trash containers on the front yard of most homes. They offer little protection, but the street is currently deserted, so they'll have to do for now. That's our best option at the time."

"Whenever you're ready, we'll run."

One minute later, they were still glued to the same spot, despite Pit repeatedly asking his dark doppelgänger if he was ready. In that time, nobody passed by the street, but to be fair, that road only led to the woods, so there was little to no reason for most people to take it. It took Dark Pit that time to gather his courage, but he eventually decided to bite the bullet as he said, "Ready."

"I thought you'd never signal."

"Well, again, you're the brawn, I'm the brains, and as the brains, I need to make sure this escape plan does not blow up in our faces, even if that means waiting for over a minute."

Pittoo got up and made a beeline towards a very small topiary with Pit right behind him, crouching behind it and scanning their surroundings as soon as they arrived. As soon as they were confident there was no one else around, the dark angel made the jump towards a garbage dumpster with the light angel following closely. Then they went under a bench, another bush, and a mailbox.

There was little transit at the current hour, so... so far, so good. On the corner of the street, they clung to the wall and peeked out just enough for their heads to stick out and they saw the first of many pedestrians they would find on their way. It was a 40-year-old woman who saw them sticking their heads out and raised a friendly hand, saying with a cute laugh, "Hi, boys. Need to get your rocks off? Perhaps I can-"

Pit and Dark Pit simply bolted, they didn't stay behind to hear the rest of whatever she was going to say, they ran back the way they came and hid on the entranceway of one of the houses. Moments later, they heard the woman passing by walking down the street they saw her, wondering out loud, "Where are you naked guys going? Nuts. I thought they'd say yes, considering how boys are. Oh well."

Both boys felt something heavy in their stomachs, as if they had swallowed iron, and as soon as the sounds of footsteps disappeared, they continued on their way, more apprehensive than before.

Crossing the street was no simple task either, there were simply no possible places to hide, and it seemed as if every minute a car passed by. There was no timing to it either. One minute, it was car after car, the next one the street was deserted... until right before they started running across. After waiting for at least five minutes, Pittoo decided to have him and Pit to cross no matter what when the next group of cars passed by, which in this case happened to be a string of four of them. When the last car speeded away, they covered their groins and ran as fast as they could, feeling the asphalt at their feet. They made it all the way to the other side... only to be honked at by another passing car, so they turned around, but it was already speeding away. Neither Pit nor Dark Pit lingered.

Continuing their way through backstreets and alleys, the angels were avoiding people as much as possible, the boys did encounter quite a few pedestrians, many more than they would have wanted, and though some saw them, they were quite careful to avoid letting them see their faces and erections. Despite the horrible feeling of being exposed, their dicks were still stubbornly hard.

As they made their way into town, the big houses on the outskirts started disappearing to give way to older, unkempt homes. It was a necessary risk if they wanted to get home, which by now was quite close.

Entering an alley, they were keeping a sharp ear in case they heard anyone approaching while they made their way as silently as possible to the other side. Both naked boys were getting impatient and more than a little emboldened, Pit was the one taking more risks and advancing without looking for places to hide if necessary, prompting his dark clone to quicken his pace and say in a hushed tone, "Stop, moron! We'll get caught if we're not careful."

They almost arrived at the end when they heard footsteps right around the corner. Looking around anxiously, they saw that the narrow alley flanked by big buildings with barely any place to hide, it had been a mistake to take it in the first place, but it was too late for regrets now. The naked angels had to act, and they had to do it now, so what they did was run away in the direction from which they came from.

The long corridor seemed to stretch on forever as they ran as fast as I could, knowing they would probably be heard but focusing all their strength on getting to the other side. At the end, there was a white, wooden fence that must have been at least five and a half feet. Pit asked, "Which way, Pittoo?"

Dark Pit shocked his light counterpart with, "At the speed we're running, we won't be able to pivot around the corner, so we're gonna use our momentum to jump as high as we can."

"That's nuts!"

"Well, it'll shield us from a good portion of the public."

"No argument there, I guess."

Crashing into the fence, a naked Pit and an equally naked Dark Pit grabbed on to it for dear life. Both nude boys clung to it and tried as hard as they could to get to the other side. While Pittoo had no problem, Pit couldn't get the necessary impulse until his foot connected with a small hole in the wooden fence. It was only thanks to it and the adrenaline that the brunette boy managed to get to the other side, needing help from the black-haired boy, who pulled him to safety.

Landing on the ground with a hard thud, Pit was on top of Dark Pit, inadvertently pressing their lips together. Quickly, they broke the kiss and awkwardly backed away from each other, the brown-haired boy blushed, "S-sorry, Pittoo."

He said while also blushing, "Don't worry about it. I know it was an accident."

Not a moment too soon, they could hear many running steps coming in their direction, so Pittoo pushed his back and Pit's back against the fence, both nude angels tried to catch their breaths to avoid giving away their positions.

"Who was that? I know it came from around here."

Judging by her voice, Dark Pit guessed they were freshly out of community college. Someone else in a slow, bored tone, "Maybe a cat..."

"No, it was people, I'm sure of that! I heard them running when we approached. I think they were running away from us... that was weird."

Those voices could be heard right next to the nudies on the other side of the fence, who closed their eyes and tried holding their breath to no avail since they were still too agitated. A third voice said, "Hey, let it go, let's go, girl."

"I just want to—hey! Dude, what the fuck! They're in there, and they're both naked!"

If anything was going to freak out Pit and Dark Pit, it was hearing that. The bare boys looked terrified at the fence and saw a spying gray eye in the hole that had helped the light angel cross to the other side. That eye moved from one side to the other very quickly, as if scanning Pit's naked body before scanning Dark Pit's naked body. Suddenly, the eye disappeared as its owner was pushed aside by one of the other guys who also wanted to take a look. The new eye widened in surprise when it saw the boys with wings before squinted at them, as if to analyze them, "Man! They're not only naked, but both of them are also hard! Hey, pervs! What are you two doing there?"

From the position of the hole, neither boy thought anyone would have seen their faces, but they now knew they were there. With their backs still firmly planted against the fence, Pit and Pittoo started scuttling away until they were far away enough from the hole. Given the direction they were going, Pit had to lower his head to avoid letting himself be visible to the hole. They then took away in direction to the old house in the middle of the abandoned lot. The old house that they were approaching was dilapidated and long abandoned, Pittoo suggested using it as a hideout.

As soon as they found the hole in the wall, the boy with white wings jumped into it before the one with black wings did. It was a big hole below their waist of about 30 inches width that they were able to easily slither my way inside like a worm into the dirt.

Sitting back against a corner where two wall intersected, Pit's right foot touched Dark Pit's left, they were too tired to notice, being more worried about their erections not dying down yet. Pittoo lamented, "Jesus, what the fuck, man?"

Pit also bemoaned, "I feel like a pervert."

A third voice somewhere in the area made them freeze. Someone was around and gasped, "Oh my God... look at the size of that thing!"

Both boys were startled as they looked at where the voice came from while covering themselves. They saw Viridi and Phosphora, the former confused and the latter intrigued as they both stood there in silence, as if judging Pit and Dark Pit, whose faces were burning in shame from being caught, but Phosphora giggled, "No! Don't run away, boys. We'll let this slide."

Pittoo asked, "Viridi? Phosphora? What are you two doing here?"

Viridi explained, "Phosphora and I come here to masturbate."

Phosphora added, "It's true. We walk around naked and look at anything on our phones that'll get us wet down there."

The goddess of nature queried with confusion on her face, "Any particular reason you boys are nude?"

Pit murmured in humiliation, "Pittoo and I just woke up naked yesterday."

Then Dark Pit grumbled, "I can say with the utmost confidence that Palutena and Pandora did this to us. Stripping us, stranding us in the middle of nowhere, forcing us to sneak around town in the buff. This is low, even for them."

The lightning nymph pouted, "No need to be embarrassed. It's just skin, we all have it. Your bods are smokin' hot, why not show the goods?"

"Yeah, but the law..."

Viridi asked, "If public nudity wasn't illegal, would you two be less mortified?"

Pit and Dark Pit actually took some time to think. It was true that they believed their figures looked good, clothed or not. They looked at one another, Pittoo shrugged, and Pit said, "I guess... we'd be ok with walking around naked if it was allowed."

Phosphora grinned, "Great to see you're warming up. If you ask me, public nudity is pretty tame compared to crimes like kidnapping, break-ins, murder, robbery, or forgery."

Her goddess agreed, "She has a point. It's not like animals are being slaughtered, it's not like you're cutting down trees or polluting bodies of water, it's not like you're fatally injuring or scamming anyone. It's just showing private parts. If they don't like it, they can always just avert their gazes instead of fussing. You two are so cute."

Both Pit and Pittoo giggled from hearing them talking like that about their looks, though Dark Pit opined, "I prefer being called handsome."

Then the white-winged angel asked the black-winged one, "Pittoo? I don't think I remember the size of your wiener. How long is it?"

Dark Pit recalled, "According to Pandora, five inches when soft and eight when hard."

"Wow, yours is a hairy monsters compared to my tiny and hairless dick. I'm honestly surprised Lady Palutena didn't shrink my penis down to nothing."

Bluntly, the tall blonde asked them, "You guys gonna touch each other's dicks?"

On one hand, the boys wanted to say "no way in hell" because they did not want to be thought of as gay, but on the other hand, deep down inside, the angels thought of themselves and each other as attractive as heck. Between their young figures having lean midsections, toned pectorals, strong and slender limbs, cute faces, cute bottoms, ticklish feet, and their pee-pees that were capable of turning heads and widening eyes, Pit and Dark Pit were irresistible. Besides, they could always just correct anyone that jumped to conclusions. After all, they had heterosexual relationships, but felt it was ok being gay every once in a while.

All in all, aside from their lengths and hairiness of their cocks, Pit considered his dark copy the splitting image of him and vice versa, the light angel even considered Pittoo to be like a big brother to him as much as the dark angel thought of Pit as a little bro.

Staring at one another's unclothed bodies for so long, Pit could feel lust cloud his judgement as he slowly walked towards Dark Pit and gave him a soft kiss. This time, Pittoo didn't push him away. He actually kind of liked it as they closed their eyes.

When they broke the kiss, Pit confessed, "Honestly, Pittoo, if our nudity was tolerated outside and done on our terms, I'd way more genuine fun with this."

Pittoo grinned, "Me too, Pit. I mean, it's understandable why people like seeing us naked. We're hot as hell."

"Even though we're making out like homosexuals, we're still mostly straight because we have girlfriends."

"Exactly, we're bisexual, we'll do stuff like this with both women and men."

Viridi was a little restless, "You boys gonna make out now?"

Pit and Dark Pit smiled at each other, nodding as Pit's hand firmly grasped Dark Pit's dick and he did the same. As Pittoo's warm hands easily covered Pit's entire two-inch junk, the white-winged boy couldn't even cover half of the black-winged boy's eight inches. Grabbing the other by their privates was followed by the unmistakable sounds of beating meat. It's obvious they wanted to be turned on as much as possible while jerking each other off. Both Viridi and Phosphora recorded the boys fondling one another with their phones.

There was nothing more erotic and arousing for the women than two completely naked boys trying to make each other cum. The one with the bigger dick moaned, "You really don't feel shamed or embarrassed by how small your member is, Pit?"

In response, Pit moaned, "No, Lady Palutena thinks it's adorable. As long it makes her laugh, I don't mind having a micropenis."

If one was to see the angels, they assume Dark Pit had been blessed in such a way while Pit had been left out to dry, or that Pittoo perhaps robbed Pit of his missing inches, giving him an unusually long dick. They'd even expect the boy with brown hair to feel anger or resentment towards the one with black hair, as if somehow it had been the black-winged angel's fault that the white-winged angel's own member had betrayed him and kept him from being the man he should have been.

Pumping private areas for minutes sent shivers down their spines, their moans sounded like the sensations were out of this world. Then Phosphora suggested, "Why don't boys grab each other's asses?"

That sounded like a good idea, so with his free hand Pit grabbed Dark Pit by his ass cheeks and squeezed them. Pittoo returned the favor, caressing the other angel's butt. Those touches weren't simple touches, they felt very deliberate and sexual. Now the completely nude boys were each groping one penis and two buttocks, and it made them moan twice as loud, or thrice as loud? Let's say 2.5x as loud. While gradually reaching orgasm, Pittoo commented, "Viridi and Phosphora are the first females that saw us naked in public and didn't yell, "Fucking gross"."

"I know, right?"

The sight of two totally naked angels with stubborn hard-ons that were on the verge of having some semen milked out of them, they closed their eyes tightly, gasping as they felt pleasure around their intimate areas. They picked up their rhythm, making slapping sounds as if there was no tomorrow. With great speed, back and forth, hands were a blur as Pit and Dark Pit ejaculated.

Pit squinted as Pittoo got his cum on him. Two spurts landed on his nipples, and one was around his belly button. At the same time, Dark Pit smiled how seeing Pit cum on his legs and pubes.

Once they emptied their balls, they were trying to get their breathing under control, looking at the seed they got on each other trickling down their bodies. Done reocording, Viridi and Phosphora giggled, the former saying, "Awesome."

Phosphora grinned, "You boys did us a great service."

In response, Pit said, "Glad you ladies liked it."

Dark Pit added, "We can see why you do. Our bods are total eye candy."

Viridi said, "See ya guys."

Before the angels could make their exit, the nature goddess pondered, "Wait, don't you two want or need some clothes?"

Both boys stopped and looked at each other, the boy with brown hair let the boy with black hair speak for them, "Honestly, if we look good, I think we can forget them."

"Suit yourselves."

Crawling out of the opening in the wall, Pit and Pittoo resumed their walk home, the semen on their leg drying up with every step. The nerve-wrecking feeling of vulnerability that they had before seemed mostly gone.

Somehow, they cared less than before, they ran the rest of the way home taking only minimal precautions, and while they did encounter people on the way, they were mostly successful in staying undetected by them.

Along the way, Pit's dick was shrinking down to its usual, petite size. Pittoo's cock was also flaccid, yet still larger than average. To pass the time, Pit asked Dark Pit, "Are we Naked Pits or Nakeds Pit?"

"Naked Pits. I think the second one makes no sense since "Nakeds" is not a word."

Before long, they were back in familiar territory.