100 days until extermination day
Today was the big day, the day when Nathan Charlie and Vaggie were to be escorted to heaven for a meeting to propose Charlie's hotel. So they packed as much as they could. "Ok, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes, I have a light jacket, flak jacket, rain jacket…" Charlie recapped before turning to her friends. "Wait, does it rain in heaven?" "Well it's hard to say since it's on clouds." Nathan answered. "Charlie, you're only going to heaven for a few hours!" Vaggie replied. "Vaggie we are only going to heaven for a day!" Charlie corrected. "And I just wanna be prepared, It's our last chance to convince heaven a soul can be redeemed!" "Not to mention this is our best shot at taking down Lysandre and stopping him from his crazy angelic invasion plan!" Nathan added. "That too!" Charlie responded. "Yeah, I wish I'd come too, but I have that thing I need to do!" Vaggie said hastily. "What Thing?" "Definition of it please…." "The thing… with the…" Vaggie tried to find the right words but couldn't find any excuse. "F*(k…Ugh! I'm such a bad liar!" She groaned. "Vaggie, you're my partner! I need you there with me!" Charlie responded, holding her lover's hand. "Fine…." Vaggie sighed. "Yes!" Charlie cheered before giving her girlfriend a kiss on the cheek. "Alright get your stuff together! Xerneas said she'd open the portal to heaven within the hour!" Nathan said as he got his bags ready before taking a look at a photo of him and Yveltal, making him somber upon seeing it. "Don't worry buddy, I'll find you, and get you back safely."
Meanwhile, back down in the lobby, Angel came back from a very long day of work. "Oh… f*(k…." He groaned before nifty emerged from a potted plant. "You look messy!" She commented. "What happened to you!?" "It's WHO happened to me! And the answer is everybody! Twice!" Angel answered as he moved to the couch and stretched his limbs. "Val had me working 16 hours straight on a f*(kin' limb! The absolute d!(kbag!" Angel then laid down on the couch before the same wall that was destroyed before was blasted into pieces by a blast of red smoke. "What the f*(k is with that wall!?" Angel yelled. "WHAT UP H0ES!?" Yelled a new figure that leaped into the hotel, it was a cycloptic demoness with red scaleita and a yellow x shaped pupil, she had white skin covered in red freckles and tattoos on her right arm and long black fingerless glove on the other . had wild long blonde hair with a ponytail sticking up like a lit fuse. She was wearing a ragged shirt with a black bra strap showing, ripped up black jeans and one boot on one foot and a sock on the other. "Oh s#!t! Cheri bomb!?" Angel yelled, surprised by this sudden visitor. "Long time no see baby!" "Angi ya d!(k! You've been texting me depressed s#!t all day!" The figure Cheri bomb said, marching up to her old friend. "Figured we could tear s#!t up just like old times! It's been f*(ken forever! Here hold this." Cheri then tossed a bomb to Charlie, to which she immediately panicked and threw it to Nathan, who panicked as well before Vaggie grabbed it and threw it outside.
"Well I'd love to Cheri." Angel replied as the bomb exploded outside. "But I'm too tired, I need to pass out." But before he could, Cheri grabbed him and pulled him back up. "You can sleep when you're double dead f*(khead!" She said, pumped. "C'mon! What you really need is a recharge! A reinvigoration. A…" "REsponsible night on the town!" Charlie finished, getting the explosives expert's attention. "That is a great idea! Hi, Charlie!" She greeted, briefly shaking Cheri's hand. "That's my wall that you just blew up. It's sooo nice to meet one of Angel's friends! He never brings anyone here!" "I wonder why…" Cheri said sarcastically. "Yeah me too!" "Uh… hi, Cheri bomb was it?" Nathan greeted. "Holy f*(k, you weren't kidding!" Cheri said, astonished. "Told you there was a human livin' here!" Angel replied promptly. "Well, little guy! Nice to finally put a face to the name of the kid who f*(ked over overlords and lived to tell the tale!" Cheri said, leaning towards Nathan. "Uh thanks… you're not indebted to anyone right?" Nathan asked, hoping that this old friend of angel wouldn't be a repeat of mimzy. "Now, but Angi did give me some cool ass Pokémon from your pc or whatever!" Cheri replied, pulling out a regular pokeball and a nest ball. "Wait what!?" Nathan turned to Angel. "What? I thought it would be nice! Isn't it a redeeming quality, helping friends with stuff!" He argued. "You could have at least told me about it beforehand!" Nathan argued. "What did you give her anyway?" "Have a look for yourself!" Cheri then tossed the two balls out and the Pokémon emerged. One was shaped almost exactly like a pokeball but lacked a button and had eyes, and the other was a floating purple lump with a happy face and a crossbones underneath and was covered in ports exhausting toxic gas. "Voltorb!" "Koffing!" "Of course it's those." "What's wrong with them?" Charlie asked Nathan. "Have a look…." He said showing the dex entries.
Voltorb, the ball Pokémon
An electric type
Voltorb is often mistaken for a pokeball due to its appearance, but it is also known for being extremely volatile and can explode without warning.
Koffing, the poison gas Pokémon
A poison type
Koffing stores massive quantities of toxic gas inside their bodies, but when they are distributed they can erupt into a deadly explosion of poison gas.
"Oooh… I can see why…." Charlie said, wincing at the entries. "Anyway… Angel and everyone else have been working so hard, I think they deserve to have a little fun!" "Wait they?" Cheri asked before the princess grabbed her hand. "Hi everyone Angel and his friend are taking you out for a little night of fun and relaxation!" She announced it to the rest of the hotel. "Wait a minute I'm only here for Angi…" before she could say anything else, Cheri was bribed with a fat stack of cash. "Never mind! Let's go!" "Make sure they have the best time tonight!" Charlie instructed. "Anyway the portal to heaven should be right about…" speak of Charlie's dad, the portal to heaven opened up and The two then went in but before throwing Vaggie in as well.
On the other side, the three were met with a road surrounded by clouds that ended on a pair of glistening golden gates, with them however was Xerneas. "Glad to see you made it here!" She greeted. "Come now, let's not dilly dally!" The legendary Pokémon then strolled them to the front gates. "Vaggie, look at this place!" Charlie screamed in awe. "It's sooo clean! Isn't that amazing!?" "Yup, super cool… heaven wow…." Vaggie replied sarcastically. "So this is what heaven looks like?" Nathan commented. "You should see past the gates, you'll love it!" Xerneas replied before an angel flew up to a podium beside the gate. "Hiya! Welcome to heaven!" The angel greeted. "Oh Xerneas! Nice seeing you again!" "Much obliged Saint Peter. I'm here to escort my friends." Xerneas replied. "Ok, then can I get your names please?" Saint Peter asked as he opened a golden guestbook. "Oh, I'm Charlie Morningstar!" Saint Peter then checked the book for any names in it. "That's odd, I can't seem to find your name anywhere here." "My dad got me this meeting so Ok… try Lucifer… Morningstar…." "Oh… F*(!" Saint Peter panicked before flying towards them. "Are you sure you're in the right place? Cuz I think you're a little lost." "Uh no, we're here for a meeting!" Charlie replied. "Her dad was on the phone with Palkia about it?" Nathan reminded.
"Saint Peter." A feminine voice called out, the group looked above and saw two other angels descending to the ground. The first one was a tall, slender seraphim angel with dark skin, long curled gray-ombre colored hair, eyes with gray sclera and large dark blue irises, along with white freckles on her cheeks and had three pairs of wings on her back. She was dressed in a long, white and gray gown with bouffant sleeves, and a crown-like halo resting on her head. The other was a younger version of her with bright blue eyes, a smaller halo and a bright white dress with a holy star emblem in the center of it. "We can take it from here."
The two angels then landed in front of the four. "Greetings daughter of the Morningstar, I am Sera, the high seraphim of heaven." The tall angel, Sera, greeted while the younger angel squeaked in joy. "We are blessed to meet you." The younger angel then rushed up to them. "Hi! I'm Emily! The other seraphim!" Emily greeted. "But you can em, Emmy, E." She lists, making Charlie surprised by those nicknames. "Whatever you want I go by whatever!" Emily then turned to Xerneas and Nathan. "Oh, Xerneas! Good to see you again!" "Glad to see you too Emily, Sera." She replied, before Emily turned to the human. "Oh my gosh! You must be a human!" She cheered before shaking the human's hand and turning to the high seraphim. "Sera, check this out! A real human!" That made sera's face turn to shock. "Uh… greetings, your holiness…." He said, bowing down to the seraphim. "Am I doing this right, I've never met a seraphim before." He whispered to Xerneas. "Relax, you're fine." Xerneas replied as her friend stood back up.
"Uh Xerneas… a word." Sera called out to the legendary Pokémon as they turned away from the others to speak in private. "What are you doing!? You can't just bring a living soul here!" Sera whispered angrily. "What's so wrong with that? Don't you have humans in heaven?" Xerneas argued. "That's different, we retrieved them after Adam's… yearly ritual, and gave them a place to stay." She argued back. "I just don't want there to be another incident like the ones on mount. Coronet!" "The one with the space time rift or with Team Galactic?" "Both!" "I understand your worries, Sera but you're just being a little paranoid. In the time I've spent with him, he has proven to have a pure heart!" Sera signed. "Very well, I'll give him a shot."
The two then turned back to the others. "We are pleased to have you here." Sera said proudly. "You're really going to love it here!" Emily added cheerfully. "Welcome to heaven!"
"Dearly beloved…" Saint Peter began. "Let me be the first to say unto thee… Welcome to heaven! Oh!" The pearly gates opened, showing a glistening city of light on the other side, leaving the demons and human shocked. "Where the virtus reside 24/7! Oh people's happy that they died! Cuz here we got no worries, got no burglaries, no strife! It's the perfect afterlife!" They continued to explore the city, seeing that it was no joke about being a paradise. "Welcome to heaven! Oh! Check out our sick decor! The spirits leaven! Oh! Please try to keep your brimstone off the floor." Saint Peter scooped up the brimstone pieces left behind by the demons after their travel. "Cuz here we got the best in the brightest, the politest of the lot! And everyone is HOT!"
"Gosh I'm so pleased to have some outsiders around!" Emily cheered as she continued the tour. "After you see around you'll never wanna go back down!" Emily then held hands with Charlie, giving a viscous glare from Vaggie. "Although it's just temporary!" Sera added, kneeling to the Morningstar. "I'm sorry you can't stay!" Soon both Emily and Saint Peter flew together for the final verse. "Cuz every single day in heaven is a happy day! WELCOME TO HEAVEN!"
"Wow… do they do that a lot?" Nathan asked. "Literally to every single soul that enters here." Xerneas replied. "Wow, that takes dedication right there." Nathan commented. The two then rushed through the holy grounds but not before bumping into someone. "Oh sorry maim!" He apologized before running off, but the person he bumped into was a familiar exorcist who accompanied a familiar leader. "Holy f*(ken s#!tballs am I seeing who I think I'm seeing!?" Adam said, flabbergasted. "What are THEY Doing here!?" Lute questioned. "How did they even get up here!?" "Who cares I'm handling this s#!t right now! Skarmory! F*(k 'em up!" Adam yelled, sending out his Pokémon before they were stopped by a bipedal canine-like Pokémon with blue and black fur with yellow pants-like fur. "Good work lucario." Lute said before turning to her boss. "You wanna start a fight on the prominent, in front of everyone?" "Better than waiting for the F*(KING EXTERMINATION!" Adam yelled before lute pulled him over and shushed him. "What was the seraphim's one rule…?" She asked to which Adam groaned. "Nobody but Team Flare and the exorcists can know about the exterminations, I know! Fine!" Adam recapped before taking a sip of his drink. "Don't f*(ken shush me b!(h!"
"You should listen to your lieutenant Adam!" Sera said irritatedly before teleporting the two angels to the top floor. "Sera! You can't sneak up on a guy like that! Geez!" Adam said, startled and catching his breath. "Your highness, forgive me, but what are the hellspawn and the demon sympathizer doing here?" Lute questioned. "You failed to quell the demon's unrest, and now Lucifer is involved! Setting up an audience for his misguided daughter!" Sera explained as she turned to the window. "I never would have agreed to your… yearly activities if I thought it would bring trouble to our doorsteps, keeping heaven safe was my only reason for allowing it!" "What do you want me to do? I'm just one guy!" Adam complained. "The same guy who thought it was a good idea to allow your army to EARTH without my permission!" Sera growled. "You're still mad about that?" Adam complained as he was about to take a sip of his drink but was snatched away by his boss. "Nate I remind you that not only did you go against my wishes, but you could have exposed our nature to humanity! Not to mention that two of your soldiers were out cold and one of them had to be CHISELED OUT!" She growled before taking a deep breath. "I just need you to do whatever you need to do to keep this problem from getting any worse! Are we clear?" "Yeah… got it." Adam replied submissively. "Now if you'll excuse me. I have to break this to our… other guests." Sera said regretfully.
Later on, the high seraphim went to the exorcist base, where she entered a nearby elevator and pressed a button with a familiar F shaped logo on it. "I hate having to come here…." She sighed, as the elevator reached its destination, Team Flare heavenly headquarters, where multiple grunts of Team Flare were working in various things throughout the facility and immediately freaking out before praying to her. "I still can't believe Lucifer and Arceus' little experiment actually worked…." She said looking at the various Pokémon alongside Team Flare. Soon enough she reached her destination…
In Lysandre's lair, the villain and his minion were observing the cameras in hell, searching for their foes. "Where are you, you little…" "Lysandre." The Team Flare boss turned to his side and immediately freaked upon seeing the high seraphim standing there. "Sera! What brings you here?" "We have an issue, that's what brings me here." Sera answered. "What is it now? Me and my army are making sure that we're out of sight just like you wanted!" Lysandre asked before taking a sip of his coffee. "Lucifer requested a meeting with his misguided daughter about our yearly routine." Sera replied, worriedly. "And this concerns me how?" Lysandre questioned as he took another sip. "Well, she, Xerneas and her associate aren't the only ones here… Nathan is here too." That immediately caused Lysandre to spit tank his coffee out onto his admin. "What did you just say…? He growled. "You heard me…." "Nathan… is here, and he's with the princess, and you DIDN'T TELL ME SOONER!?" "Adam is taking care of the issue, I just want you to stay hidden, and not cause any major damage, understand?" "You can't expect me to just sit around while that little bastard is running around heaven, do you?" "Do you want me to throw you down where the demons are…?" Sera threatened, making Lysandre stiff. "Fine, I'll stay hidden…." "Good." Sera then left the base while Lysandre was fuming about his predicament.
Back with the demons and Nathan, Emily showed them a hotel where they would be staying, while Charlie and Vaggie entered, Nathan stayed behind for a bit. "Say Emily?" The seraphim turned. "Have there been any… other humans besides me? Just spitballing here!" Nathan asked, Emily turned left and right for any other angels, but the coast was clear. "Ok, yeah there are! Adam said he brought them from a troubled spot! And we've had them in our care since!" She explained. "And would they be in a group called Team Flare?" "Team Flare? Oh! You must mean the nickname of the FPF!" Nathan was confused. "The what now?" "The Flare Protection Force! That's what Mr Lysandre said when we brought them in, he was the one who stopped the ultimate weapon after all!" That left Nathan in shock, Lysandre was lying to them and they didn't even know it! "Right… the Flare Protection Force…." He said. "Oh that reminds me!" Emily said. "Xerneas told me about what happened to Yveltal, so I thought maybe some legendary help would be needed!"
Soon two large beings fell to the ground and stood behind the seraphim. One was a large bipedal being with a white dinosaur like body with pink accents and aquatic features, and the other was a quadrupedal being with a blue body with metal plates and both of them had red piercing eyes. "Wow…." Nathan said, breathlessly. "Good to finally meet you human!" The white being said proudly. "We are blessed to see you." The blue being added before Nathan pulled out his dex.
Palkia, the spacial Pokémon
A water and dragon type
Palkia is said to be the embodiment of space itself, and has the ability to travel between different dimensions. Because of this, it was praised as a sinnoh deity.
Dialga, the temporal Pokémon
A dragon and steel type
Dialga is said to be the embodiment of time itself, and has said that time started moving when Dialga's heart started beating. Because of this, it was praised as a sinnoh deity.
"Whoa, two sinnoh deities!" He gasped as he put his dex away. "Yeah, I guess it's quite the shock to you huh?" Emily said, cheerily. "Now with their help, we're going to find Yveltal!" "Really!?" "Well after the meeting of course!" "True as the three of us must be preset for it." Dialga added regretfully. "But we will be in touch once it's done!" Palkia replied. "Until we meet again!" Emily and the deities then flew across heaven.
Once he got in the hotel room, Nathan was met with an ecstatic Charlie. "Ok I love heaven!" She cheered. "Vaggie, did you see the ice cream shop? They had sprinkles made of rainbows!" "Those are just rainbow sprinkles." Vaggie corrected. "And Emily's gonna take me to a zoo where the animals are actually soft and cuddly! Are you coming?" Charlie asked. "Uh… I need a break, but hug a koala for me!" Vaggie replied. "Omg, can you imagine a koala? Oh, are you coming Nathan?" "Sure, I just need to get a few things and I'll meet you there!" Nathan answered. "Ok! See you later!" Charlie replied before rushing out the door.
With the two alone, Nathan looked at Vaggie in concern. "Are you ok?" He asked, getting the demon's attention. "Oh, I'm fine…." "Really? Cuz you've been kinda off since we got here!" Vaggie looked away. "If there's something you need to talk about… I'm here to listen!" Suddenly a knock on the door was heard. "She's back already?" Nathan asked before the two were heading to the door, but on the other side wasn't Charlie. "HEY THERE VAGISAURUS!" Adam yelled as he stepped in with the same angel Nathan bumped into earlier, one with pure white hair in a Bob cut and yellow eyes. "Charlie will be back soon." Vaggie said emotionlessly. "You need to get out, now…." "And who's your friend here?" Nathan questioned as the angel looked puzzled. "Wait, you don't recognize me?" The angel questioned. "We met a couple times before!" Nathan looked at her closely. "Oh! You're the angel I bumped into!" "No not that! We met on extermination day! I tried to stab Yveltal at the heaven embassy?" Nathan shrugged his shoulders. "IT'S ME, LUTE, YOU IDIOT!" Lute yelled before Nathan laughed. "Yeah right, you may have Lute's outfit, but she has Gogoat horns and a face that looks like somebody skinned a banette and plastered on their face!" Lute then pulled out a mask that looked exactly like what Nathan was referring to, leaving him shocked. "Wait, you guys wear masks? Those aren't your real faces?" "What? You thought we actually looked like this?" Adam laughed. "Well you wore them literally every other time we met, so yeah!"
"Can we get to the point?" Vaggie said irritated. "Why are you here? For Charlie?" "I'm not looking for the blonde babe, I'm looking for you!" Adam replied smugly. "Why?" Vaggie asked. "Mainly because you left the band! You tried for a solo career, or I guess it's more of a… duet?" Adam replied smugly. "What are you implying, Adam?" Nathan questioned. "What, the pieces aren't coming together yet? Maybe he should know… Sargent?" Adam replied, turning to Vaggie. "I have no idea what you're talking about." Vaggie said, defensively. "Did you think I wouldn't recognize one of my top girls just because you're out of uniform?" "Out of uniform…? What are you…" That was when Nathan was starting to catch on. "Are you saying Vaggie's an angel? That's ridiculous! Right Vaggie?" But Nathan saw Vaggie looking away in an anxious manner, leaving the champion concerned. "Vaggie…?" "Oops, she didn't tell you?" Adam laughed before Lute grabbed Vaggie by the arms. "Maybe… THIS will convince you!" Adam then lifted Vaggie's shirt, causing Nathan to cover his face. "Adam what the heck!?" "Uh sir…?" "Oh! Sorry, force of habit." Adam then turned Vaggie around, pulled her hair and then her shirt upwards, Showing a pair of hideous vertical scars on her back. "Vaggie… are you a…?" "An exorcist? Hell f*(king yeah!" Adam began. "She was on the front lines, I'd never forget a bad b!(h like her, it's why I named her after the best thing ever, ain't that right vagie?" "Actually it's pronounced 'Vaggie'." Vaggie interrupted. "Hmm… no!" Adam replied. "But if she was an angel, how come she was down in hell?" Nathan asked. "She f*(ked up that's why!" Adam continued. "We caught her sparring some s#!t demon, and took her wings and halo! But to think someone as worthless as you could land Lilith's little hottie! Congrats on that I guess." "Their love is vile and blasphemous…." Lute hissed as she glared at the fallen angel. "Hot as f*(k though…." Adam added. "But I wonder what your b!(h would think if she found out that you were one of us… hmmm?" "What do you want?" Vaggie questioned. "Simply, you work for me again, and at the hearing, you're gonna help me shut this kindergarten snowflake bulls#!t down for good." Adam demanded. "As if! There's no way we're gonna do that!" Nathan retaliated. "Oh really? Then let's see what little miss sunshine and rainbows thinks when she realizes she's been f*(king someone who's killed THOUSANDS of her people!" Adam replied proudly before he and lute left the building. "See you in court!"
The two were shocked, Adam straight up blackmailed them to Vaggie's face. "Vaggie…" the trainer tried to reach out to her friend but she turned away in shame. "Vaggie, you could've told us sooner." "THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO COME HERE!" She screamed, causing Nathan to jump in terror. The only thing left to hear was Vaggie heavily breathing. "I… I'm sorry." She sighed somberly. "What happened to you…?" Nathan asked as her friend sat on the bed. "At first… I loved being an exorcist believe it or not." She began. "I saw demons as a horde of monsters that were rightfully down in hell. But everything changed when I went down to hell for my first extermination… When I went down there, all I saw were demons in pain and suffering, the fear in their eyes, the screams of agony and terror, I couldn't stomach it… when I followed a child sinner, I witnessed the terror in his eyes, I told him to run away but lute and Adam caught me, they took my wings, Gave me this." She pointed at her eyepatch as Nathan covered his mouth. "Charlie found me in an alley shortly after and patched me up, and that's when we started to become great friends, and then a couple. But I never told her because, like Adam said, she would never forgive me if she found out what I did, about what I am…" she looked away in shame. "Nathan, don't tell Charlie about any of this! Please…." Nathan then placed his hand on Vaggie's shoulder. "She won't hear it from me." He replied, making the fallen angel smile. "But someone will tell her sooner or later, I just hope it's you…." Vaggie then lowered her head. "I'll tell her after the meeting. Then maybe she'll understand." She replied, making Nathan smile.
Later on, many political figures of heaven were gathering at a large circular building for the meeting with Charlie about her hotel. Soon both Sera and Emily went inside with Nathan following behind but was halted. "Apologies, no humans in the court." Sera replied, raising her hand. "Don't worry, I'll tell you about the results afterwards!" Emily added, making Nathan smile, to him Emily was like an angelic version of Charlie.
Soon after the remaining angels, and both Palkia and Dialga entered the building. Leaving Nathan alone. "Ok… so what am I gonna do while I wait." He asked himself but saw both Adam and Lute entering the building. That gave Nathan an idea, if they're preoccupied, then Lysandre's completely vulnerable! "But where am I going to find their hideout…?" He asked himself before seeing a nearby exorcist pass by him. "Bingo."