Chapter 51: Ozzie's Part 2
Suddenly, someone announces, "Ladies and gentlemen! I see some sexy faces around here tonight!"
Soon, poles with a small platform attached to them descend from the ceiling and each of them has a dancer on it. Then the platforms on the poles turn to two stages connected to the center stage.
Just then, a familiar jester like Imp slides down from the pole in the middle. What's shocking is that it looks like Robotic Fizzarolli, but there are many differences. His eyes have lime sclera and pink irises, with an Imp tail with black stripes. He also has black dots at the ends of his mouth. His tongue is forked and has a couple black stripes on it as well. His face is painted white, but with the 'nose' area above his mouth painted red. He wears a bright red and blue jester cap with bells, a white ruffle and a black collar with bells located below it. The front side of his outfit is bright red with yellow trim at the bottom with yellow hearts, while the back is bright blue with white trim at the bottom and black hearts. He wears white and purple striped pants and white-striped purple sleeves with bright red cuffs and yellow trim edging, and yellow balls on his shoulders with light red hearts. He also wears black, heeled shoes with yellow hearts on the front and black gloves with yellow cuffs.
He slithers down the pole with his robotic limbs and announces, "Welcome, welcome, to Ozzie's…"
He then stands on the platform and does a little performance on it, "Lust Ring's number 1 place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies," Then spins and stretches to a table where Ace and Josh are.
"Put on display for all you 'Sleaze' and 'Sleazettes'" Then retracts himself.
Then spins on the stage, and faces the audience, "The gem joint of Asmodeus himself! C'mon, give him some LOVE!" Then makes a heart shape with his robotic arms.
Soon, everyone begins clapping and cheering.
"That's the real Fizzarolli? He seems really different from his robotic counterparts, especially since the last one I've met didn't have a tail," Blitz asks.
"He appears so," Stolas replies.
"So if he's here, then where's Asmodeus?" Blitz asks.
Stolas then points up to one of the balconies. Blitz turns his head to where Stolas is pointing to. The demon in question is wearing a lined purple coat with pointed shoulders, and collar that had a pink inner lining, a dark fur collar obscuring most of his head. He also appears to be wearing a large dark purple top hat with a magenta collar around it, and a magenta and light pink feathers.
"That's Asmodeus? You sure that's not Val-" Blitz questions.
But Stolas signals silence before he can finish.
He then says, "Do not worry, sinners, especially Overlord, are not allowed to travel to other Rings."
"Why not?" Blitz asks.
"I'm afraid that is something I'm not fully sure of, but they say it is to further the sinner's punishment," Stolas says.
He then says, "Besides, Asmodeus doesn't like that pompous moth. Neither did I if you could believe."
"No. I believe you. After seeing the picture of him, I wouldn't want to go anywhere near him," Blitz says.
"A wise decision, Blitz. But let's focus on what to do after the show," Stolas says.
"Okay," Blitz says with a nod.
Randall however is really uneasy about this, "Oh, no fucking way. Not HIM!" and placed the menu over his face, making Drew confused.
"I am the one and only Fizzarolli!" The Imp says, stretches his robotic arms to reveal a long poster, "Some of you may recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-botic replicas across the rings of Hell." Then shows a poster of the Robotic Fizzarolli of Loo Loo Land.
Then a microphone appears in his hand, "Gloriously designed by the big man himself and,'' and rolls up his sleeve to reveal a cybernetic arm, "Ribbed for your pleasure tonight."
Then turns to the bar where Verosika Mayday is, her drink from Wally Wackford, Fizzarolli announces, "We have a great lineup for you tonight: Verosika Mayday, Wet Dream and The Squirterz!"
Verosika quickly pushes Wally Wackford aside and begins to get her pictures taken. Then three Imps appear and the crowd cheers.
In his thoughts, Drew mutters, "Fuck, Verosika is here too."
"But as everyone's warming up," Fizzarolli says, and has his drink.
He puts it away and says, "I got a funny one for y'all: did any of you hear about the bat-shittery that happened at Loo Loo Land?"
Soon the audience begins laughing, However, Blitz, Stolas, and the others of I.M.P don't share the laughter, considering they've been there when it happened.
Fizzarolli laughs with them, "Ha ha ha, oh yeah, oh wow." Then says, "I'll tell you what: I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off-brand shithole…" Then has his eyes glow with a bitter glare, "And then slap a fat subpoena in it, 'cause I am VERY MUCH looking to sue!"
Hearing that Blitz practically covers his face with the menu while Stolas looks away with his hand covering the side of his face. Razor, Berry, Moxxie and Millie turn their heads away in embarrassment. Even Randall hides behind the menu as Drew covers his face with one hand and turns away. Basically because they are practically the reason the place got burned down, mainly because Razor has gotten into a fight with the robot for his stunts towards Blitz.
"That robo me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off, if you know what I mean," Fizzarolli adds and giggles manically.
Just then a Random patron calls out, "Oh, I know what you mean! I have four of them!"
Fizzarolli says to a secret microphone under his collar, "Okay, keep that guy FAR away from me."
Back at the couples table, Stolas notices the disturbed expression on Blitz face.
"Are you okay, Blitz?" Stolas asks, worried.
"I'm okay... but what that guy said was really disturbing, and sick to my stomach for some reason," Blitz says.
Stolas whispers to Blitz, "I think Fizzarolli feels the same."
Then Fizzarolli turns back to the audience, "SO, without wasting any more time, our little opening act is a fresh one! Coming at us from a little imp from the Wrath ring, give it up for Moxxie... with no creative stage name whatsoever."
Everyone applauds as Moxxie gets up with his guitar. He kisses Millie on the cheek and walks towards the stage. Then Fizzarolli moves to a VIP balcony set next to Asmodeus.
Moxxie then lowers the microphone and says, "Hello everyone - " but gets cut off by the feedback of the microphone, "Oh!"
He clears his throat and says, "Hi, thank you for letting me be here. It's an honor to play.
Then in a drunk voice, Wally Wackford says, "Uh, hurry up, Bullet, and uh, SING, boy! I say, I say-" Earning a glare from Millie.
Moxxie holds his guitar and says, "This song is for my beautiful wife, a surprise for our first anniversary. I love you Millie," Millie smiles and feels touched by Moxxie's words, and is going to sing her a special song for their first wedding anniversary.
Moxxie begins to strum the guitar and begins to sing his song to Millie.
Moxxie:
I love you.
Randall flinches to hear Moxxie's music.
Moxxie:
More than the brimstone loves the fire.
More than Beelze loves her bub
Millie feels very touched by Moxxie's song to her.
Moxxie:
More than a maggot loves gangrenes stubs
Millie snickers to hear this verse of the song.
Moxxie:
You make my spirit sing
Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell
Blitz and Stolas smile and feel touched by Moxxie's song. Razor, Drew, and Berry feel the same. Everyone else however is rather confused and dumbfounded. Randall sticks his tongue out, not too keen with the mushy stuff, and how cheesy it sounds.
Moxxie:
Our love is a story sweet to tell
Fizzarolli makes a devilish grin on his face, and turns to the other demon. Even Asmodeus narrows his eyes and towards Moxxie.
Moxxie:
Yeah you cast a special Satanic spell
Over my heart
Soon the smoke machine activates and hits Millie directly.
Moxxie:
Love is a journey we decided to start
Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart
Soon, the scene is filled with pink smoke and hearts. It's like no one has existed except Moxxie and Millie.
Moxxie:
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
Suddenly, the pink smile changes to blow as a heart appears behind Moxxie. Then two voices and silhouette repeats 'I love you' from Moxxie's song in a mocking tone. One of them is Fizzarolli, and another is the demon besides him. They mock Moxxie and begin laughing.
Just then, a shadow of a demon more then ten feet tall appears behind the smoke, Asmodeus' true form. Fizzarolli climbs on his shoulder.
Asmodeus:
You singing love songs in my lustful lounge
Fizzarolli jumps off and leans towards Moxxie.
Fizzarolli:
Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!
Then Fizzarolli takes Moxxie's guitar.
Asmodeus:
What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?
Moxxie steps back to see a large figure in front of him, and bonks his head with the microphone in the process.
Fizzarolli:
Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lu-u-u-u-u-ust!
The smoke disappears to reveal Asmodeus' true form. He is a large, vibrant-colored, burly demon of a staggering posture. He has long arms and digitigrade legs, a broad upper chest and narrow waist, and three rooster-like tail feathers colored red, black and ivory-white.
His head is colored dark blue and has large feathers running to his chest. He has a mane of thick cyan hair, in which are two additional faces of a ram and a bull on the right and left sides. He has glowing green eyes and a mouth on his main head.
He wears a navy-blue vest and a red undershirt with blue cuffs that have red heart-shaped cufflinks. The torso is covered with two pairs of glowing white stripes down the chest to a heart clasp on the abdomen. On his main head is a top-hat with red and white head feathers sticking out from its red-colored band. On his legs are jagged high-heel shoes that have red-colored tips.
Asmodeus:
Give me a thrust
Fizzarolli trumpets.
Moxxie pulls the collar of his shirt, nervously being confronted by the large demon. Even Blitz feels timid by Asmodeus' large appearance.
Asmodeus:
You show me some lust
Fizzarolli trumpets again.
Asmodeus:
From the groin to the bust, in desire we trust, in the House of Asmodeus
Fizzarolli:
Trumpet!
Asmoedus then lays on the ground in front of Moxxie with his hands curled and supports his head.
Asmodeus:
Little Imp, you came here to sing your serenade
Perform your feelings on a velvety stage
Then lays on his back and lifts his leg. Then flips himself back up.
Asmodeus:
Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts
Fizzarolli:
Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!
Moxxie tries to sneak away, but Fizzarolli coils him up with his robotic arm and spins him around like a top.
Asmodeus:
You wanna hang around this lustful town?
Fizzarolli then slithers on to Asmodeus' shoulders.
Then Asmodeus stops Moxxie from spinning for him to face him.
Asmodeus:
Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around
Then pushes Moxxie down on stage. Millie quickly stands up from her seat in concern.
Asmodeus:
Here we sing about wants and desires
Then Fizzarolli stretches Moxxie and lifts him up in the air.
Fizzarolli:
Depravity
He pulls one of the cages with a dancer inside.
Fizzarolli:
Savagery
Then another cage from the other side.
Fizzarolli:
Loins hotter than fire!
Then the dancer breathes fire, making Moxxie ducks his head. Fizzarolli has a small pitchfork that allows the fire to roast the marshmallow as he wears pink striped window heart shaped glasses. Then blows out the fire on the marshmallow.
Asmodeus:
So give me a thrust
Asmodeus then grabs Moxxie and has him close to him.
Asmodeus:
Show me some lu-u-u-u-ust
He then slides his finger under Moxxie's chin and has him pressed against his chest. Moxxie is able to push himself away with his legs and falls on stage.
Asmodeus:
From the groin to the bust,
Asmodeus lifts the tip of his boot under Moxxie's chin and lifts it up.
Asmodeus:
Little Imp, you just must
In the House of Asmodeus
Come on, sing us a so-o-o-o-ong!
Then Asmodeus begins to dance on the pole on stage while Fizzarolli throws money on him.
Asmodeus:
Make sure the subject is getting it on
Make it graphic and tactfully long
Then leans towards Moxxie.
Fizzarolli:
Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "schlong"!
Fizzarolli is wearing reading glasses as he has an open book in his hand.
Asmodeus:
Go ahead, the mic's on
Then Asmodeus tips twice on the microphone as Fizzarolli gives Moxxie back his guitar. Moxxie feels very nervous as Asmoedus and Fizzarolli have Moxxie in the spotlight, waiting for him to sing a Lustful song. And still nervous, Moxxie begins to play his guitar.
Moxxie:
I want to…
Fizzarolli:
Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?
But Moxxie sings his song the way he wants it.
Moxxie:
Make gentle love to you
Asmodeus and Moxxie are not pleased with Moxxie's response.
Asmodeus:
Ugh!
What a limp-dick imp, you're really killing the vibe
Then Asmodeus taps Moxxie on the head, and makes the Imp dizzy.
Asmodeus:
Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride!
Fizzarolli points at Moxxie as the audience laugh and make fun of him. Blitz doesn't like it at all, and plans to defend him.
But Randall beats Blitz to it and exposes himself, "Hey now, I've watched those two pork many times."
That catches Moxxie by surprise and exclaims in shock, "What?! Randall?!"
In his thoughts, Blitz says in shock, "What's he doing here?!"
Stolas, Berry, and Razor are shocked to see Randall calling out all of the sudden. Razor facepalms his forehead, and knew this might happen, Randall's stalking anyway.
"And honestly, they make missionary look, relatively exciting," Randall adds.
Moxxie makes a disgusted look on his face. Blitz, Stolas and the others are also either disgusted, disturbed, or annoyed by Randall's statement. Suddenly, Fizzarolli comes in.
Fizzarolli:
Is that Randy? So you're showing your face?!
Hey, everybody! This guy's a total disgrace!
The spotlight shines on Fizzarolli, but then shines on Randall, blinding him.
Fizzarolli:
Some nerve you've got to comment on a relationship
Last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit!
Then gets up in Randall's face.
Berry turns to Razor, "What was that about?"
"I don't know, but I don't think this is part of the act," Razor says.
Drew then stands from his chair and walks up to them, "Hey! What's the big idea of talking to Randall like that, you robotic jester?!"
Verosika's voice says, "Oh, Andrew?"
"Shit! I forgot that Veorsika is here!" Drew says, shocked and in thought.
Verosika appears behind the group as the spotlight shines down on her.
Verosika Mayday:
I used to date him (date him, date him!)
I'd stroke and I'd fellate him
(fellate him, fellate him!)
Yeah, but when it was my turn
(your turn, your turn!)
She then slides on the table and laws down on it, and everyone is going crazy, cheering and taking pictures. Then she stands up as Drew holds a scowl look on his face. And practically says in his thoughts, "Why the fuck did she brought that up?"
Verosika Mayday:
He did no reciprocatin'
(what a dick bag!)
Then Verosika backs Drew against the wall of the stage and towering over him.
Verosika Mayday:
A selfish imp in the sheets
And just as bad in the streets
Berry and Razor stand up in concern. Blitz and Stolas do the same in concern.
Verosika Mayday:
A reckless, heartbreaking freak!
And Verosika gets up into Drew's face.
Frustrated by this, Blitz mutters, "Alright, that does it." and then jumps off the table.
Stolas asks in concern, "Blitz what are you doing?"
"I'm going to tell those jerks to cut it out," Blitz says.
"But Blitz…. Stolas says in concern.
"I know, it sounds bad, but I just can't just stand here and watch those three insult my friends like this," Blitz says.
"Oh Blitz…" Stolas says to himself, concerned, but understands Blitz's nature.
Unfortunately for them, Asmodeus spots them from the stage, "Who's that at the table? Is his date a demon prince?" and Fizzarolli brings out his binoculars.
"Stolas, is that you?" Asmodeus questions as Fizzarolli stretches towards Stolas and Blitz with his binoculars.
This makes Blitz and Stolas even more worried, and the situation has gotten worse.
Wally Wackford calls out sounding drunk, "Are you sleepin' with an Imp?!"
Blitz blushes red and says in thought, "Why does everyone always assume I have sex with him?"
Asmodeus:
Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall
Just then, Asmodeus walks over to Stolas as the spotlight shines on him. Then Fizzarolli turns towards Blitz, startling him. Stolas wants to get himself and Blitz away from the scene. He gets up from his seat as he tries to reach Blitz, but Asmodeus grabs his wrist and pulls him back to his seat.
Asmodeus:
You used to have a smoking wife
He then makes illusions of Stella appear.
Asmodeus:
A kid. You had it all
Then does the same with Octavia, stunning Stolas.
Asmodeus:
I hope you didn't give it up, so you and him could get it on
Asmodeus then has Stolas turn to see the illusions disappear as Fizzarolli places Blitz down on his seat.
Asmodeus:
You sold your life for a thrust!
Stolas feels so ashamed and humiliated that he hides himself behind his menu. Blitz is shocked to see Stolas reaction, and makes him upset for Stolas, and furious at Asmodeus for embarrassing his boyfriend like that. Let's just say that this is the final straw as Blitz cluthes his fists in anger.
Asmodeus:
Now that's the spirit of lu-u-u-ust!
Fizzarolli uses his robotic arms to make a heart behind Asmodeus. Soon, the two perform on the runway together.
Asmodeus:
Grab your groin or a bust
Prepare to get your hair mussed
Pretend you don't see that crust
Hump 'til your junk turns to dust!
Then cannons appear on both sides of the runway fire and let out what seems to be like fireworks.
Fizzarolli and Asmodeus:
In the House of Asmode-e-e-e-
Before they can finish with the serenade, and to Stolas and the rest of I.M.P' shock, Blitz knocks Fizzarolli out with Moxxe's guitar, and is definitely not pleased.
Making Asmodeus yelp, "Hey!"
"Alright you jerks, this has gone far enough!" Blitz angrily says.
That catches everyone's attention. It comes as a shock to see Blitz ends up getting violent, which rarely happens.
"Blitz?!" Drew questions, surprised.
"Look, I understand this is the Lust Nightclub, but my friend on stage just wants to sing a song to express how much he loves his wife for their first anniversary. So you have no right to insult him or tell him how to live his love life. And the others have no right to ridicule my other friends like that," Blitz angrily and is very stern about it.
Razor whispers to Berry, "Looks like they really pissed Blitz off."
"You can say that again, but I'm worried if he ends up drawing attention to himself for shouting at a Sin of all demons," Berry whispers back.
Seeing Blitz upset of his friends being insulted, Stolas softly says in concern, "Oh Blitz." and can understand that he hates others, especially his friends and family are being treated.
And so Verosika speaks up, "Oh lighten up, Blitzo, don't be sensitive, can't you take a joke?"
"A joke?! How is insulting a married couple's love life, ridiculing two of my other friends, and humiliating my boyfriend a joke! You all can worry about Lust and all that all you want, but leave me, my friends, and my boyfriend out of it!" Blitz angrily says.
Stolas blushes a bit, especially Blitz practically confesses about him being his boyfriend, but is pleased that his Imp is trying to defend him and the others.
He then walks towards Moxxie after calming himself down and passes him his guitar, "And I think a certain someone still has a special song to sing to his wife, don't you think?
Moxxie smiles and says, "Yeah, I was. Thanks Blitz," Moxxie soon takes the guitar as Millie walks on stage next to Moxxie. Then Blitz climbs down the stage and returns to Stolas.
Moxxie soon begins to strum his guitar and begins to sing.
Moxxie:
I love us
I love us just the way we are
While Moxxie and Millie walk down the runway of the stage, Asmodeus tends to Fizzarolli who is still knocked out.
Moxxie:
Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't
Millie twirls by Moxxie's tail as she sits on the platform as Moxxie stands on it.
Moxxie:
I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes
The Imp backstage lets out a yawn and accidentally pushes down the lever, lifting the platform up, with Moxxie on it. Millie quickly grabs Moxxie's tail and climbs up.
Moxxie:
I'll never take you for granted
I'll always give you my best
And if you can offer the same thing
We'll handle the rest
The pole and the platform twirl with the two on it. They both are holding on to the pole with their tails. Soon, they both lean together.
Moxxie:
'Cause I love you
Asmodeus, Fizzarolli, and Verosika watch the event. Fizzarolli gags a bit, and he along with Asmodeus snuggles while Verosika drinks a cup of wine.
Moxxie:
'Cause I love you
Moxxie and Millie lean close to each other and give each other a passionate kiss on the lips. The audience applauds for the performance.
Stolas and Blitz have watched Moxxie and Millie's performance. The two turn to each other and intertwine their hands to each other. They soon give each other a kiss on the lips. Razor and the others are actually glad to see what has happened hasn't affected their relationship. Instead, it ends up strengthening their relationship.
Of course, they are shocked by Blitz's action, and how Blitz tells Ozzie and the others off, despite Fizzarolli being unconscious.
Then the Imp and Goetia couple stop kissing and gently embrace each other.
"Hey Stolas, do you um, want to finish the rest of our date at your place. After what happened, I don't think I'm comfortable, you know, after what happened…" Blitz says, sounding a bit uneasy and embarrassed.
Stolas quickly understands, "Oh right. Of course. It's very understandable."
At the same time, Moxxie and Millie are still giving each other passionate kisses. They stop to give each other the lovey dovey look in their eyes.
But are interrupted by Asmodeus who begins to mock them, "Aw... ain't that just such a happy display? It sickens me!" and holding Fizzarolli who has his arms crossed and a frown on his face.
Then Asmodeus shouts in a demonic voice, "GET THE FUCK OUT!"
Then the couple dash away from the stage and make their way towards the exit where Blitz and Stolas are heading.
Blitz turns to Moxxie and Millie, "You guys are leaving, too?"
"Well, we're not exactly welcomed here, after all that," Moxxie says, sheepishly.
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," Blitz says, feeling guilty.
"Don't worry. We'll just spend the rest of our anniversary back at home," Millie says.
Razor and the others approach.
"Sorry about your guys' date being ruined," Berry says.
"It's quite alright. I'm also sorry about uh, you know…" Stolas says.
Drew sighs, "It's cool."
"Yeah. Those two just wanted to fuck with us," Randall says, remaining calm, but he does seem upset. "Sorry about what that rooster said to you, Stols."
"It's uh, quite alright, just felt flustered is all," Stolas says, sounding kind of uneasy.
"Come on guys, let's go," Razor says.
The group soon begins to take their leave, but Fizzarolli notices them leaving, more specifically, Blitz, who is holding hands with Stolas. Blitz turns to Stolas with a smile.
Fizzarolli eyes wide opens as he softly gasp in shock. In his mind, a mental image of a female imp who shares a striking resemblance to Blitz. The same face, the same red eye with yellow sclera, same sharp teeth, and the mark on her forehead resembles Blitz's. One of the differences is her horns. Her horns are black with small white stripes, and are curled.
"That face... it... it can't be..." Fizz thinks in shock.
"Fizz..." Ozzie's voice speaks up.
Fizz turns to notice Asmodues.
"Are you okay?" Asmodeus asks.
"Oh, I'm alright, just still a bit sore from that hit. I'll be fine," Fizz says.
Ozzie simply nods in reply. However, Fizzarolli continues to watch the exit as the Blitz, Stolas, and the group leave the building.
Fizzarolli tilts his head and softly says, "Blitzo…?"