Chapter 75: UnHappy Campers
The next day at the hospital in the morning, Blitz and Stolas are in their room resting after having their check up. Drew and Berry are on bodyguard duty so they are watching over Blitz and Stolas. Of course, Blitz explains to Drew and Berry about the special secret message from Fizzarolli.
"Really? So you got another shot to see Fizzarolli?" Drew asks, a little surprised.
"Yeah. Stolas and I were surprised about it as well. I already talked to Fizzarolli about it, and he said that he's able to meet with us tomorrow, but doesn't want Randall to know about this," Blitz says.
Berry sighs, "Yeah. I think it would be the best to keep all this from Randall. I mean, I know he agreed that he supported you and Fizzarolli meeting each other and talking to him, but well…"
"Yes," Stolas says with a nod, "Blitz and I talk about it with Sarge, and we do agree that it's for the best that Randall and Fizzarolli are not in the same room as each other."
"That will be for the best. I figure they both will be like cats and dogs if they end up face to face with one another," Drew says.
"No kidding. They might still have bitterness towards each other, especially after what happened at Ozzie's," Berry says.
Then Blitz asks, "So how are the others doing?"
"Well, Sarge is working on investigating with Toxbane and seeing if he can find clues to his whereabouts, or anyone who might be working for him," Berry says.
"Meanwhile, everyone else is busy with our work. Now that the situation about your identity is able to die down a little, we can go back to the office without any more problems," Drew says.
"At least we can breathe easily for now," Stolas says.
"Yeah," Blitz replies.
He then says, "I did have to tell Fizzarolli that because of the situation with my identity being exposed and Stolas being in the hospital as well, that you had to increase security."
"And what did he say?" Berry asks.
"He said that he and Ozzie will take that in mind. Although, they're not too worried about the media and fans here. However, he still makes it clear to not have Randall involved with the meeting," Blitz says.
Drew and Berry nod in reply.
Later in the afternoon at the I.M.P office in the Pride Ring, Moxxie and Millie are talking with a recent client while Randall is watching a video on the computer. As for Loona and Razor, they're both been assigned by Sarge to watch Octavia and Mimmy at the Goetia Mansion to keep them safe and protected along with the other guards.
The client shrugs his hands as he explains in confusion, "Well yeah, it's just that I'm sure one of the other camp counselors killed me, I'm just not sure which one…"
"How could you not know?" Moxxie asks, confused
"I was out on the lake when my boat," The client explains, pointing his fingers down with both hands, "started to sink. Someone" twirls two fingers to gesture, "had drilled holes in it." and soon stops, "The counselors are the only ones with keys to the boathouse, and they're the only ones who knew I couldn't swim. It had to be them."
"Hmm," Moxxie thinks for a minute as he places his finger under his chin, "We don't typically do investigations," And jabs his thumb to Sarge's office, "I'll have to check with the boss."
Moxxie moves around the desk behind Millie and Randall
Once approaching the office, Moxxie calls out, "Uh, pardon moi, sir."
Moxxie opens the door and enters the office to see Sarge is busy on his laptop and actually has an investigation board behind him. Mainly, Sarge is still investigating the Overlord Toxbane and those who work under him. Involving with the serum they used, attempted kidnapping, and their injections on demons.
Sarge looks to see Moxxie, "Hello Moxxie, I apologize for the mess. I'm still working on my investigation.
"Of course sir," Moxxie says. He then jabs, "There's a client that needs us to investigate his death," And places his hands together, "And we don't usually do investigations on a client's murderer."
"I see. Unfortunately, I'm unable to work on this with you. I have been trying to do some research on Toxbane and it's proven to be very difficult."
"I understand sir. This is very important, especially since Blitz and Octavia were some of his victims. However, we really need the cash flow," Moxxie says.
"I have to agree. Sadly, Drew and Berry are still guarding Blitz and Stolas at the hospital. Razor and Loona are at the Goetia Mansion watching over Octavia and Mimmy. Meanwhile, I'm still investigating Toxbane and the serum that contains Angel Blood, and to find out where he could be found or anyone who works under him. And also, about the special meeting Blitz has tomorrow," Sarge says.
"Of course, we did promise to keep this important meeting under wraps, especially from," Moxxie says, and gestures his eyes to Randall.
Moxxie then asks, "So then, what should we do?"
"Hmm," Sarge thinks.
And then an idea comes to him.
He turns to Moxxie, "Well since I'm still with my own investigation. And you're correct, we still need to see other clients, despite the hitches. So Moxxie, you'll be in charge of this assignment."
Moxxie becomes surprised and confused by this, "You want me to lead?" and gestures back to Sarge, "On a hit?"
"That's correct. And I suggest you take Millie and Randall with you. I'm sure you can handle what kind of hit you need to do for this assignment. Many of us will be on our own for a little while," Sarge says.
He then whispers, "And try to keep Randall distracted as much as you could, so he doesn't know about the meeting tomorrow. It's best if he focuses on his work."
"Yooou GOT IT SIR!" Moxxie says, ecstatic and salutes.
He quickly covers his mouth and lets out a nod in reply. Sarge calmly nods as well.
And with that, Moxxie closes the door to let the boss continue his work. Soon, his face is full of sunshine and excitement. He was so excited about this job that his small little iris in his yellow eyeballs expanded out with stars gleaming bright shine.
He then returns to the others and says to the client, "We'll take the case!" as he jabs a thumb to himself, "And I'll be handling this investigation, personally."
"Honey, are you sure?" Millie asks and gestures to the door, "What about Sarge and the others?" in concern.
"Honey, honey please," Moxxie says and postures himself, "Razor and Loona are on bodyguard duty at the Goetia Mansion while Drew and Berry are on bodyguard duty at the hospital. Sarge is also busy with the Toxbane investigation, so he put me in charge this time."
"He did?!" Millie and Randall ask, confused.
Moxxie hears the disbelief coming from his wife and narrows his eyes as he looks back to her skeptically.
Millie realizes her mistake and then corrects her attitude, "Oh! I mean, He... HE DID!"
"He got to be fuckin' kidding me," Randall mutters.
"Right! And this is going to be the cleanest," Moxxie says, swifting his hand, "Most well," He then lowers his fist, "Prepped, most surgical hit we've ever had! Don't worry sir!" points at the demon client, "We'll find your killer, and give him what's coming to him."
And he corrects himself with each pause, "And/or her… Or they…" pointing back at the client.
In Sarge's office, the boss is on the phone with Stolas.
"No Stolas, I've checked some of my clients and a few acquaintances in Pentagram City, and they don't have that much information on Toxbane and his group," Sarge says.
He sighs and says, "And of course, even some of the previous files I have on them so far when my group were hired by them years ago." He sighs and says, "I was afraid of that. Toxbane is an Overlord of Mystery, and there have been many rumors about him and the kind of work he does in Hell, and somehow manages to have it spread through Hell," Sarge says.
"I quite agree. And I worry that Toxbane will try to come after Blitz again, now that the nurse under his employment already notified him," Stolas says, sounding concerned.
"Yes. That worries me," Sarge says, "Do you have any ideas on how to gather some information?"
"Well, It's rather not much, but perhaps you should talk to an Overlord to see if they have details, or perhaps Princess Charlotte. She might have an idea about Toxbane, since her father was the one who tried to put an end to his experiment," Stolas says.
"That's probably a good idea," Sarge says, "Thanks.
"You're welcome, Sarge," Stolas says.
"So how are you and Blitz doing in the hospital?" Sarge asks.
"We're both doing well. Blitz is taking a nap right now, but he's been doing well," Sarge says.
He then asks, "By the way, you remember to keep the meeting away from Randall's ears."
"Don't worry, we haven't even brought it up to Randall because of his stupid big mouth. I've decided to have him go with Moxxie and Millie on an assignment. That will keep him distracted for a while" Sarge says, "I'll be heading to Pentagram City, and see what I can find."
"Of course, I wish you luck on this," Stolas says.
"Thank," Sarge says and hangs up the phone.
Sarge then leaves the office as he says, "I'm going to head out to continue my investigation. Good luck on your assignment."
"Yes sir," Moxxie says.
Sarge then leaves the office with his files and laptop in his computer and closes the door behind him.
Meanwhile, Moxxie, Millie, and Randall are in front of an investigation board on the wall that has red strings all over the place that even extends out of the board.
Millie turns to her husband, "Mox... Are you sure this isn't a little... much?"
"It's my first lead, Mills. It has to be... perfect," Moxxie says.
"I don't see why we need to plan this?" Randall questions, "Can't we just go to that camp and off the guy?"
"Sorry Randall, but we need to make sure we do this right or we'll end up killing the wrong person," Moxxie says. He then turns back to the investigation board, "Now, in front of you, you'll find a comprehensive guide to your cover personas," and slams his hand on the board, "Memorize it. We've got a lot of work to do."
Sometime later, in the human world, there is a camp in the woods called CAMP IVANNAKUMMORE. There are several children running around, laughing and playing, squirting each other with water guns. Along with teens and kids sitting at the picnic tables, and counselors watching over the kids.
Besides the bushes are Moxxie, Millie, and Randall in their disguises.
Moxxie is dressed as a girl in his human form. He has his hair in pigtails tied by red headbands. He is wearing a black tube top with purple pants and magenta boots, and wears a black choker with a pink heart charm on it around his neck. He is also wearing some makeup.
Millie is dressed as a boy with her hair brushed down. She is wearing a yellow-orange beanie, a black t-shirt with the same color collar, with an oval on the chest area and a zig-zag stripe on it, along with gray pants, and black shoes.
Moxxie then fixes his tube top as he says, "Okay Millie, Randall, one last time for safety."
Then talks in a girly voice, "I'm Moxxine, the hottest, most popular girl at my school, and you are?"
"Your brother Millard, I like sports and fuckin bitches," Millie says as she thrusts her hips.
"Hm, you know these kids are a bit younger than I was expecting, maybe lose that last part, Millie" Moxxie says.
"Check!" Millie says in a mainly voice.
Moxxie soon notices, "Uh, where's Randall?"
"I'm coming," Randall's voice speaks up, sounding annoyed.
Randall comes out of the bushes in his disguise. However, he's dressed in dorky glasses, a white button up shirt with a dark green vest, and wears black slacks and slip on shoes.
Randall growls in anger, "Seriously Moxxie! I look like a fuckin' Egghead! I look ridiculous!"
"Come on Randall, we need to be in disguises as teenagers so we'll fit in better. It's a good disguise for you," Moxxie says.
"Easy for you to say, you're not dressed up like a nerd. This is more your style," Randall says, frustrated.
"Don't worry, you'll be fine. So tell us who you are," Millie says.
Randall sighs and says, "Fine, my name is Randy. I'm a good reader and I try to pull pranks." And Randall mutters, "Worst plan ever."
"Alright, I think we are ready," Moxxie says.
The three then kneel down in the bushes.
Just then, Millie notices something and points at it, "Hey, Mox!"
The group looks at the cabin where they see an individual wearing a coat, and appears to be carrying a large sack over his back. And judging by the hat, he appears to be a counselor. He checks his surroundings to see if the coast is clear, and begins sneaking tip-toe towards the bushes.
As Millie says, "Check out that shady-lookin' fella over there. I think that's our guy."
But Moxxie says in a girly voice, "Ahem, Millie... I hardly think pointing out the first guy you see is the proper way to conduct a-"
However, Millie picks up a pair of binoculars and looks to see what the counselor is doing.
She says, "No, that's definitely him. That bag's full of money, and drugs, and what looks like a drill one would use to poke holes in a boat."
And shows the counselor dropping the bag revealing the cash and drugs, and holding a drill.
"But- but that's all circumstantial at best!" Moxxie says, and continues to talk in a girly voice, "We need to methodically eliminate all suspects until we can be sure."
Millie looks annoyed at the suspect, who is obviously the killer. Randall takes out her binoculars to see the counselor going into the boat, and looks nervously to see if anyone spots him.
Millie says, "Now, he's lookin' around and headed into that locked boathouse we heard about." and lowers the binoculars down along with Randall.
"That would be the perfect place to-" Millie adds, before noticing the upset look on Moxxie's face. She then reconsiders, "Fine, Mox. We'll do it your way."
"Seriously," Randall says, rolling his eyes, "Can't we just off that guy already. It's obviously that's the guy."
"Come on Randall, do it for Mox," Millie says.
Randall sighs, "Fine."
Then Moxxie says, "With my sleuthing skills, Millie's killer eye and Randall stealthing skills, we should have this wrapped up in no time." Then Moxxie says in thought, "And with that, we can keep Randall in the human world long enough for Blitz and Fizzarolli to have their meeting tomorrow and keep this from Randall's ears."
"Now…" Then Moxxie steps forward and says in a girly voice, "We just have to find the kids with the most influence.
Moxxie scans the camp grounds until he spots three pre-teen girls at a table having a chat.
"Oh... target, acquired," Moxxie says, amusing his top before proceeding to head out to meet the girls.
Millie and the others are about to join, when a volleyball rolls over to Millie. Millie notices and approaches the ball
She then hears someone call out, "Hey!"
Millie looks over to see kids playing volleyball.
A girl camper calls out, "Hey!" and waves
With that, Randall and Millie head off to the volleyball court to play with the other kids.
Meanwhile, at the picnic table, the three teens are sitting and having. Well one of them is chewing gum and watching something on her phone, while another girl is listening to her friend's story.
The girl with long orange hair says, "So, he snorted a whole line of ground-up mints, and tried to convince us he was high. Can you even believe him?"
Just then, Moxxie approaches them laughing obnoxiously continuing with his facade, "Ahahahaha! Oh, that Derek! What a riot! Riight?"
The girls turn to him and look disgusted.
"Um, who the fuck are you?" The girl with blonde hair asks.
"I'm Moxxine, I'm the prettiest girl at my school, and all the boys want me. My favorite coloooooor is hot pink. Because normal pink is sooo basic. I like horses, puppies, fast cars, jewelry, and I got my first period last year, and it was sooo heavy!" Moxxie says, and walks towards the picnic table, "I guess I'm just more mature than your typical preteen." and sits down next to the girls. "So, you wanna be frieeends?"
The girls stare at him with confused expressions. The orange-haired girl looks at Moxxie from head to toe, and notices Moxxie's appearance.
The orange haired girl, "Hmm, you look weird for a girl. I mean, what with these pigtails."
"Oh um, I styled them myself. And it seems suitable for my hair," Moxxie says, sounding nervous.
"And does the same go with that white hair. I mean, it makes you look like an old person," The dark haired girl says.
"And what's with your skin. It looks rather pale like paste. It's like you never been in a tanning booth before," The girl with the purple boy says.
Moxxie nervously laughs, "Um yeah. It's actually natural, and my hair is naturally white."
The girl with orange hair laughs, "Ahah! Yeah, you wish. That botch job looks like it costs five bucks in an alley behind Walmart."
The girl with brown hair and purple ribbon stands up, "Get lost, you fucking freak!"
Moxxie stands up, obviously hurt and turns to the teens, "But I-eeeh..."
However, the girls all stand up and point in the direction for him to leave.
Just then, they look over at the volleyball court, and they notice Randall and Millie playing with the other kids. However, the girls mainly have their eyes on Millie. In the girl's visions, they see the disguised Millie as a new hot boy on the block with sweat dripping down from her face and her hair swaying behind a bright color background with stars sparkling around her.
"Oh, my god!" The girl with the purple ribbon asks. "WHO is THAT?!"
"Look how beautifully tan he is, "The girl with red hair adds.
"WHAAAAT?!" Moxxie exclaims.
Especially since in their eyes, Millie looks like a hot guy, and praising her and her skill color.
At the volleyball court, Millie comes in close as she shouts in a boyish voice, "I GOT IT!"
Randall passes the ball to Millie. Millie then leaps up high in the air with the sun shining down on her. With such joy in her eyes, Millie spikes the ball so hard that a boom echoes in the air, before it rockets right into one of the camper's faces. He was smacked in the face with a volleyball so hard that his skull was heard being crunched and broken, and his tooth was knocked out before he was slammed into the ground. The impact was so strong that dirt and dust spread to the volleyball field right when Moxxie and the mean girls came down to see what had happened. After the dust settled down, the camper who was hit seemed to be on the ground, dead or unconscious with a massive crater underneath him.
All the campers were totally shocked and even the Lifeguard Dude was completely taken back. He removes his sunglasses to see that the camper was on the ground and rushes over to check on him. The camper was unresponsive, and Millie looked nervous that she went too far.
The lifeguard looks to Millie and says, "That was…" and pauses for a second before resuming with tears flowing from his eyes with pride, "The best spike I've ever seen…"
And with that, all the campers including Randall cheer for Millie and lift her up on their shoulders. As the campers take Millie away, the camper who was hit in the face by Millie is revealed to be alive and reaches out to the Lifeguard Dude for help while he simply ignores him and wipes the tear away as he stands back up.
The camper begs, "I need medical attention."
The Lifeguard Dude turns down to the kid with a scowl, "First Aid is for WINNERS!"
While the campers take Millie away, the mean girls were looking at Millie with admiration in their eyes by Millie's incredible athletic skills.
"Oh, my god! He is so fucking HOT!" The girl with red hair says as she waves her hand to cool herself.
Moxxie then tries to impress them again, "Oh! Ya know, he's my brother."
However, his attempt earns him some glares from the girl.
Even the girl with the purple ribbon angrily says, "FUCK OFF, TROLL!"
Then she and her friends take their leave as Moxxie feels depressed that he did not impress them to get on their good side. Randall rolls his eyes in reply.
Back in Hell, Sarge is driving to Pentagram City and stops at the Happy Hotel.
Once he parks the car, Sarge leaves his car and walks towards the front of the door. He knocks on the door and Charlie answers.
"Hello Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, are you here to join…" Charlie happily says, but soon notices Sarge, "Oh hello Sarge, you're Blitz's boss, right?"
"That's correct. I apologize if this is all sudden, but I would like to ask you and Alastor a few things," Sarge says.
"Of course, please come in," Charlie says, and allow Sarge inside.
Sarge walks inside the hotel and Charlie closes the door.
As they walk down the lobby, Charlie, "But unfortunately, Alastor is out right now, so I don't know where he'll be back."
"That will be alright. I was hoping to talk to both of you, since you're a princess of Hell and Alastor is an Overlord of Pentagram City, I figure you two will be able to help me with something," Sarge says.
"Sure, what can I do for you?" Charlie says.
Sarge takes a deep breath and asks, "Do you have any information about an Overlord named Toxbane."
Charlie comes to a halt with a stunned expression on her face.
She slowly turns to face Sarge to ask, "Ummm… why do you want to know about him?"
"Well, it's difficult to explain, but have you heard of any illegal experiments he performed from your father," Sarge replies.
"Sadly yes," Charlie answers, "As Princess of Hell and Heir to the Throne, it's important that I know the many powerful demons, their history, their sins, and etc. As for Toxbane, my dad told me a few things about him, however, most remained confidential. Some of Toxbane's actions in Hell are very illegal and dangerous, even by Hell's standards. However, since the invasion my father and the rest of the Sins did at his lab where they performed illegal experiments with Angel blood, he hasn't been seen since, of course, that was around thirty years ago. According to my father and rumors, Toxbane continues to perform his illegal activities throughout Hell, and has Hellborns assignment beyond the Pride Ring."
"I see," Sarge says, holding his phone the entire time on recording. "Thank you for your time Charlotte."
"You can call me Charlie. And again, sorry that I wasn't of any help," Charlie says.
"It's alright. It just shows that Toxbane is harder to track than I thought," Sarge says.
Then says, "It's best that I get going. I still have some investigating to do."
"Of course, and tell Blitz I said hi when you see him," Charlie says.
"Okay," Sarge says and prepares to take his leave
Suddenly, Charlie remembers, "Wait, before I forget..."
Charlie then walks into the office and brings out a couple of present boxes, "I saw what happened to Blitz and Stolas so I got some presents for them. I bring them myself, but I've been so busy with the hotel and other things. So can you bring them?"
"Okay. I'm sure they both will appreciate it,"Sarge says, taking the boxes and leaves the hotel, without much leads on Toxbane.
Back at the summer camp, Millie is running across the camp physical course. She appears to be having fun as she leaps over a large wall, and after landing down, she starts to tic-tac with herself across the course. Once she reaches the end, Millie hops up and grabs the pull-up bar before she starts spinning. She was spinning so fast that Millie's wheel spin started to go in flames before Millie rockets herself in the air like a ball. Millie, now a flaming fireball, meteors down and impacts the unconscious camper she hit with a volleyball so hard that she buried him six feet under with a crater of his shape. The campers and counselors applauded Millie for such a spectacular performance. One of the campers had his phone out live streaming the whole thing.
Millie emerges head-first with eyes sparkling, her iris swelled in her pupils with stars gleaming bright shine. She was overjoyed with her increasing popularity. Soon, Moxxie and Randall approach her.
"Mox! Did you see? I broke the record on the course!" Millie happily says, overjoyed.
"Mhmm. I saw," Moxxie answers, seems to be a bit insecure.
Randall nods in reply.
Millie soon becomes so absorbed by her popularity that her eyes grow big and bright, "Can you believe this? Everyone LOVES me, they're cheering," and takes out her phone, "They even posted videos of me online. LOOK!"
She shows it to the others to see the social media story of her performance at the course Hearts keep liking her story as it increased her popularity. Moxxie is however aghast at how Millie was the only one who gets the likes while he only gets the scowl. Millie then starts singing a song.
Millie:
Every day!
As I walk around camp!
All of these girls!
Follow me around!
I don't know why
Or what could it be?
A random camp counselor comes up to Millie and then offers her some selfie with a crazed look in her eyes that had veins being seen, which creeps Millie out.
Random camp counselor:
Hey, Millerd! HAH! Will you take a selfie with me?!
Millie:
Ah wa oh! I'm regular Joe.
Ah wa oh! I want the world to know.
Ah wa oh! I'm simple and plain.
Why do all these girls
Keep screaming my name?
Campers:
Millerd! Millerd! Millerd! Millerd, I love you!
Millie:
I'm so ordinary.
Just a common dude.
But, they're all up in my DMs
They keep sending me nudes.
I'm nothing special.
I'll tell you it's true.
The same creepy camp counselor stalker comes up on stage with a cake in her hand to Millie.
Random camp counselor:
But, Millerd! Over here! I baked a cake for you!
Millie:
Ah wa oh! I'm regular Joe.
Ah wa oh! I want the world to know.
Ah wa oh! I'm simple and plain.
I wish all these girls.
Would stop screaming my name.
The fan girls continue to scream out for Millie. She takes the time to take in the joy and happiness of being recognized by her peers.
Meanwhile, Moxxie is now upset, not only has Millie been taking the glory, but they haven't solved the case of their killer despite the obvious reason to go after the one they assumed to spot earlier.
Millie comes behind the cabins with a bouquet, "Ooh, Moxxie! That was so fun! No wonder you sing all the time!"
"Not exactly low profile…" Moxxie says, displeased.
"I know... but, it's kinda nice having people cheer for me for once ya know? Instead of SCREAMING…" Millie says and rips the bouquet in half, "in PAIN and HORROR!"
"Don't forget what we're here to do, Millie," Moxxie says, approaching Millie.
"I haven't. I'm just waitin' until you're ready…" Millie says.
She then questions, "Have you been able to eliminate any suspects?"
"No, of course not," Moxxie says, "I can't get anything from anyone because they're too busy swooning over you."
"If you want we can go off the guy right now!" Millie says as she brings out her signature knives. Then begins to head towards the cabin, "I think he's alone in the cabin-"
But Moxxie says, "No! I have to do this right."
Much to Millie's annoyance, she rolled her eyes and put the knives away to come up with a better solution.
She then says, "I'll tell you what…" and comes over and caresses her husband's cheek "Why don't you try winning them over with something you're good at like I did? How about your music?" Then her eyes sparkled like stars, "I can even help you since they already love me."
Moxxie's eyes sparkle as well, "Yeah... YEAH!" and happily says in a girly voice, "That just might work."
Then Moxxie asks, "By the way, where's Randall?"
"I think he's playing with some of the kids. More like pulling pranks with other pranksters," Millie says.
Moxxie chuckles and rolls his eyes, "Of course he is."
Then whispers to Millie, "At least this will distract him for a while. And if we keep up the investigation, we can be done when Blitz is finish with his important meeting."
Millie nods, knowing Moxxie has a point.
Later that night, Moxxie, Millie, and Randall along with several campers are sitting in a circle around the campfire. Having smores and having a good chat among themselves.
Millie calls out, "Ya'll wanna hear a song?!"
"Yeeeah!" The campers cheer.
Millie strums the banjo and says, "Alright! I know you all like me, but Moxxine is the real deal y'all. Let him-heeeeer tell ya all about it! Mox!"
"Thank you," Moxxie says.
Moxxie starts singing. However…
Moxxie:
Oh, everybody look at me!
I'm the greatest
It's plain to see
That all you losers
Wish that you could
Beeeee liiike ME!
But, ya can't
Cause I'm a work of art
Yeah, I am hot shit
So pretty and smart
Oh, everybody take a look at me!
Look at me, me, me, Moxxine!
Me, me, me, Moxxine!
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me Me, me, me, me
And yet, Moxxie finds out that everyone is drawn to Millie's banjo playing, and when she finishes playing, the crowd cheers as Moxxie runs off in tears. Randall notices it, and well, he also thinks.
"That song… was really bad," Randall replies.
Later, Millie approaches an outhouse where Moxxie is crying uncontrollably.
Millie asks in concern, "Moxxie? You okay?"
"Go away!" Moxxie cries out.
"Moxxie, what's goin' on?" Millie asks.
"Nothing! It's... It's just my time of the month!" Moxxie says, wiping the tears from his face.
"Honey... no," Millie says, bluntly.
"I just wanna go home," Moxxie says.
Millie reassures her husband, "Hey, big guy… I know you can do this. You're the best assassin-slash-musician-slash-preteen girl I know."
Moxxie peeks out of the outhouse, "A-and investigator?"
"And investigator," Millie adds.
She then says, "Look, I know it's been tough. Just keep playing to your strengths, you have all week to get it right."
Moxxie exits the outhouse and says in tears, "Okay... thank you."