Chapter 95: Mammon's Magnificent Musical Ft. Fizzarolli Part 3
Back with Fizzarolli…
The jester Imp enters his dressing room in a rush, hyperventilating and slams the door behind him. He heads over to his makeup desk and looks at his reflection in the mirror.
Fizzarolli breathes heavily, "O-Okay, Fizz. You can do this. You can do this. You can do this," He then wipes sweat off his forehead, "It's okay, it's fine. You have a show to do soon, it's fine."
He soon looks at his hand that has white makeup on it causing him to gasp in horror, "Oh- oh no, oh- no, no, no, no." strained, "No, no," and begins to hyperventilate.
Fizzarolli gets a makeup brush and tries to apply it to the scratch, but his hands are shaking rapidly. He then gets up a heart-shaped makeup kit with Ozzie's name on it.
He opens it up to reveal a heart shaped mirror, "It's okay, you're fine. You need to be fine."
Outside of the dressing room, Blitz rushes to Fizz's dressing room and begins knocking on it.
Blitz knocks on the door and calls out, "Fizzarolli, are you okay?! Fizz!"
"I'm fine! I'm okay! You shouldn't worry!" Fizzarolli calls out from the room.
"But Fizzarolli…" Blitz says, worried.
Before Blitz can knock on the door again, a large hand gently grabs it.
Blitz turns to see, "Ozzie…"
Asmodues simply ignores Blitz and gestures to him to move. Blitz decides to move out of the way.
Stolas appears behind Blitz and places his hands on Blitz's shoulder.
"Are you okay, Blitz?" Stolas asks.
"I'm okay, but I'm worried about Fizz," Blitz says.
Stolas then says, "I understand. However…" and looks to see Asmodeus, "I think it's best we let Ozzie talk to Blitz, alone.
"Okay," Blitz says, still concerned.
Still in the dressing room, Fizzarolli is still trying to calm himself.
Then Asmodeus appears through the dressing room door, "Fizz! Are you okay?"
Fizz turns to see Ozzie, "Why does everyone keep asking me that?" and sits back down to do his makeup, "You shouldn't be here, Asmodeus. I'm fine, please!"
Asmodeus tries to enter the room, but due to his tremendous size, it made him halfway stuck in the door. So, with a snap of his fingers, he shrank down to a smaller size, allowing him to enter the room and up to Fizzarolli.
Asmoduesn walks up to him from behind, "Froggie…"
"I'm fine! I'm fine! Just needed a minute!" Fizzarolli cries out.
But Asmodeus knows the truth, "You aren't okay, you're shaking."
"Ozz, I'm about to go on for the finale, I need some time to mentally prepare," Fizzarolli says, trying to calm down, but isn't calm at all.
"Fizz, come on! I'm trying to talk to you, you can't force yourself to-" Asmodues says.
But Fizzarolli says, "Ozz, I have to do this. This could be my last chance to prove that I'm still good at this. That it's not over! That I'm still good enough! It's not just Mammon." and looks at the poster of himself with Mammon above him, "I'm fine. I just... need to be better," And then he walks back towards the mirror.
"You think you need to be this perfect, model performer, but that's because Mammon is always forcing that image onto you!" Asmodeus says, upset.
But Fizzarolli says, But, everything I have is because of Mammon. I have this life. I have security. I have you. Without Mammon I wouldn't be... I wouldn't have... I just... I have to win this."
"Fizzie…" Ozzie says, worried.
But Fizarolli says, "I don't want to lose. Because I feel like if I lose this, I lose you."
Hearing that statement, Asmodeus scoffs, "How would you lose me? Come on, Froggie."
"You're with me because of who I am at my best! I'm barely worthy of working with a King of Sin cuz'" Fizzarolli says upset and removes his jester cap to reveal broken horns, "THIS IS WHO I AM! Without all this, I'm just nothing, and Mammon made me this. I owe it all to him," and is on the verge of tears.
Hearing the conversation outside, Blitz is shocked to hear it and understands why Fizz has been pushing himself so hard. He fears that if he loses this, he'll lose everything he obtains, especially Ozzie.
In the dressing room…
Asmodues explains to Fizz, "Fizz, Mammon didn't do shit. You already were this. You'd be this no matter what! You are the most inspiring demon I have ever known, and meeting you was the best thing that ever happened to me. I adore your inventiveness, your attitude, your resilience. And... you're just the cutest little thing alive. Also, you are a waaaay better performer than Mammon ever was, and thaaat's just facts.
"It's... It's hard, you know? To t-trust that. I... I just... I love you so much, Ozzie," Fizzarolli says in tears, and hugs Ozzie.
Asmodeus then does the same, "And, I love you, too, Fizzarolli. And I would whether you win this bullshit or not."
"Well, I kinda spent my whole warmup having a panic attack, haha," Fizzarolli says.
Asmodeus:
Crooked horn, crooked grin.
Fizzarolli walks away, a small smirk on his face.
Asmodeus:
You're a crooked, horny,
Freaky, little joker.
Fizzarolli:
You're a Deadly…Sin.
Asmodeus:
And I don't wanna hear another goddamn word about
'Win, win, win.'
Fizzarolli puts his hat back on, and Asmodeus takes his hands as they ballet across the room.
Asmodeus:
Oh, oh, oh, I think you're messy
But, I'm messy, too.
*guitar strumming*
No, no, no, I wouldn't clean a thing
When I ended up with you.
Fizzarolli walks away for a moment, an expression of doubt and sorrow on his face.
Fizzarolli:
I don't know you waste your time on me
Asmodeus:
Baby, all I got is time.
Fizzarolli:
When there's so much I'll never be.
Asmodeus:
*Laughs*
Holy, shit!
Asmodeus holds his hand as the two then stare each other straight in the eye.
Asmodeus:
Babe, there's so much you can't see.
Fizzarolli:
What can't I see?
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli then resume their dancing as they then duet together.
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli:
Oh, oh,
Asmodeus:
You're a broken record,
Don't you ever shut your crooked little lips?
Fizzarolli:
What do you want me to do with my lips? Heh-heh.
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli:
Oh, oh, oh you sure are lucky
You make my crooked heart do
Freaky, little flips.
Asmodeus:
You make my crooked heart do
"Froggie" little flips.
Fizzarolli:
Ribbit. *laughs*
Fizzarolli sighs happily. Asmodeus and Fizzarolli lean in and share a loving kiss.
Suddenly is kicked open by Burnie, who is holding onto a knife, "You're gonna listen to me now, BITCH!"
Suddenly, Burnie's head explodes, leaving only the outer layer remaining before falling to the floor. Asmodeus and Fizzarolli stare at the newly dead stalker before looking over to the wall where the bullet responsible now resides. The vanity mirror splits into two even pieces, marking where the bullet flew between them.
Barbie walks over and says, "Nice shot, Randall."
Randalll rolls his eyes and says, "Ugh, that creep was getting on my fuckin nerves."
"That was way too close of a call, Randy," Fizz says.
"Sorry dude," Randall says, shrugging his shoulders.
He then grins, "Still, it's still pretty awesome to see you two as an item."
"In a way, it's actually really sweet," Barbie says.
"Thanks," Fizzarolli says.
He then asks, "What are you doing here?"
Soon, Barbie, Razor, Blitz, and the others walk in. Stolas closes the door behind them when everyone is inside.
"We got worried, Fizz. You look like you were on the verge of a mental breakdown," Razor says
"I was," Fizz says. Then turns to Ozzie with a smile, "Luckily, I have someone to set me straight."
"That's good to hear," Barbie says.
Soon, Fizz feels something tugging and looks down to see Mimmy tugging on his pants.
Mimmy asks, "Fizz, what will you do now?"
"She's right, the Glam Sisters just finished their performance, and I doubt you want to do this stupid pageant anymore," Randall says.
"That won't be easy for him to simply drop out, mainly because of Mammon," Razor says.
Then Barbie turns to Fizz, "So what should we do now?"
Fizzarolli thinks for a minute and snaps his fingers, "I think I have just the routine for the finale. I think everyone might like it, but I'm sure Mammon will hate it."
"But I'm going to need some help to pull this off," Fizzarolli says.
"We're in Fizz," Randall says.
"I'll help," Blitz says.
Stolas also nods, agreeing to help.
"You can count me in," Barbie says.
"Sure, I'll help," Razor says.
"I think it's safe to say that we're all on board. And so am I," Fizzarolli says.
"Okay then, this is what I have planned, and Randall, I expect you to follow the directions right," Fizzarolli says.
"Oh come on, I don't mix my directions anymore. If anything, I like to do things my own way," Randall says.
"But we need to do this exactly or it might backfire," Razor says.
"Razor's right, remember when you and Fizzarolli were trying to make brownies? You mixed up the directions and accidentally added baking soda instead of baking powder. You two ended up with brownie pancakes," Barbie says.
"But the vanilla ice cream tastes good," Randall says.
"We bought it from a store," Fizzarolli says.
He sighs and says, "The point is, we need to do this right, or we'll be in deeper shit than the plan I have in mind."
"Sure Fizz, what do you need us to do?" Randall says.
"Well, here's the plan…" Fizzarolli says.
Then tell everyone about the plan he has for the performance.
Randall can't help but snicker, "Shit, Mammon is going to be so pissed when he hears it from your mouth."
"I know," Fizz says and smirks, "It will be so worth it."
Meanwhile, Mammon is dealing with a booing audience, who want Fizz to perform.
Mammon says to the audience, "Uuuh- D-Don't worry, folks. I-I'm sure Fizzarolli will be out soon with a grand fucking performance."
Suddenly there's an explosion, and Fizzarolli appears on stage, before an audience who then cheers and claps. Satisfied, Mammon disappears and reappears back in his webbed seat and his Robo Fizzes. The smoke reveals a propped set with Fizzarolli at the deck. He puffs a cigarette then blows smoke in the air for dramatic effect, then the music starts.
Fizzarolli:
I have wasted time.
I have seen my use.
Fizzarolli stands up and walks across the set, passing by four photos showing Mammon's abuse toward Fizzarolli.
Fizzarolli:
I have packaged and sold every part of me
Suffered a lifetime of abuse
Fizzarolli grabs a bottle of booze to drink, only to find that it is already empty.
Fizzarolli:
I have lost myself.
He throws it away and falls to his knees toward Mammon's spot in the audience.
Fizzarolli:
I have worshipped at your feet.
He then picks himself back up and gestures toward the Glam Sisters, who are watching from behind the curtain.
Fizzarolli:
And here I am standing on top of the world
with some bitches to defeat.
The spotlight shines on the sisters. They flip Fizzarolli off before closing the curtain behind them. An upbeat turn begins to play as the initial set is removed from the stage.
Fizzarolli:
I've played the game, I've won it all.
As he walks forward, Fizzarolli gestures to the cheering crowd then to a hellhound who lowers his Fizzie to give him a blowjob.
Fizzarolli:
They've screamed my name,
They bought the doll.
I've seized the day,
Fizzarolli looks down at his shirt and rips the sleeves off of it.
Fizzarolli:
Now I've got one thing left to say-ay-ay
Fuck you!
The stage lights up as pyro effects spell 'Fuck You' overhead.
Fizzarolli:
Here's my two minutes notice, fuck you!
Fizzarolli hops onto a ball, rolling across the stage and bounces it into the air to flip off Mammon again, landing on a second ball.
Fizzarolli:
Time to quit and smell the roses.
He pulls a giant bouquet of flowers out of his shirt and tosses it to the audience. Back stage, Barbie, Blitz, and Stolas stifle their laughter.
Fizzarolli:
Say goodbye
A few fans run away to avoid being crushed underneath it. He then leaps off the balls and lands back on the stage with a middle finger raised at Mammon again.
Fizzarolli:
While I look you the in eye and say, fuck you!
Mammon sits back in his web munching on popcorn as a small portal begins to open up beside him.
"Interesting song. I wonder what fuckin' this is about," Mammon replies.
In the spotlight, Randall mutters, "Mammon won't be happy when he finds out what the song means." and snickers.
"I know," Razor says, stifling his laughter.
Fizzarolli:
Fuckity, fuckity, fuckity fuckity you!
Then Ozzie appears behind Mammon and says, "It's about you."
"Wait, what?" Mammon questions.
Asmodeus vanishes back inside the portal just as Mammon looks around, wondering who was talking to him.
Fizzarolli:
Fuck you!
Fizzarolli continues his performance with a light show, displaying more on how Mammon had been treating him.
Fizzarolli:
I have taken shit.
A giant silhouette of Mammon crushes Fizzarolli under its foot.
Fizzarolli:
Been crushed under your heel.
Mammon merely spits out his popcorn and laughs, not understanding the meaning of the message. Fizzarolli is then pulled up by wires on his cufflinks, spinning him around until he is disoriented.
Fizzarolli:
I have suffered for profit
and suckered for fame,
made a fortune you could steal.
Fizzarolli rips the cufflinks off of his wrists and lands back on the stage.
Fizzarolli:
I've had enough, I've hit the wall.
He suddenly gets a phone call from Mammon (nicknamed as 'Master') but ignores the call and tosses the phone behind him.
Fizzarolli:
I'm tired of taking your calls.
Fizzarolli lights a match and air writes 'Fuck You with the flames above him.
Fizzarolli:
It ends today,
Now, there's just one last thing to say-ay-ay,
Fuck you!
Asmodeus sets a baton on fire using his breath and tosses it to Fizzarolli. Fizzarolli twirls the baton and flips off Mammon again. He tosses the baton into the air and spins around, ripping off the bottom of his shirt to show off his midriff and poses seductively and catches the baton with his mouth, catching Asmodeus off guard. He spins the baton and flips off Mammon once more, emphasizing his wish for Mammon's death. He turns his rear to the camera and pats it as the camera zooms in.
Fizzarolli:
I wish I'd said it sooner, fuck you!
Fizzarolli twirls the baton and flips off Mammon again. He tosses the baton into the air and spins around, ripping off the bottom of his shirt to show off his midriff and poses seductively and catches the baton with his mouth, catching Asmodeus off guard.
Fizzarolli:
Cut you off, just like a tumor!
He spins the baton and flips off Mammon once more, emphasizing his wish for Mammon's death.
Fizzarolli:
Hope you die,
He turns his rear to the camera and pats it as the camera zooms in.
Fizzarolli:
Kiss my ass goodbye, you cuck, fuck you!
Asmodeus smiles fondly at Fizzirolli. He then suddenly looks down and covers his lower half with the curtain while smiling sheepishly. Fizzarolli jumps into the audience to amp up the crowd.
Fizzarolli:
Have you ever felt sick and tired
of doing the same shit everyday with your anger brewin'
Eatin' shit for a boss that you're sick of obeyin'
If you ever felt the same let me hear ya say it!
Fizzarolli jumps back on stage and guides the audience to sing along with him.
Fizzarolli with ensemble:
Did you really think I was gonna stay?
Spending life bent over with your fist in my "a".
Some of the crowd stops singing and looks confused. Fizzarolli runs up a lit set of steps onto a coffin prop at the top. Fizzarolli stands at the edge before falling inside while in a coffin pose.
Fizzarolli with ensemble:
Slander me, say I'll never work in this town,
If I stick around I'll be six more feet under the ground!
Fizzarolli springs out of the coffin prop and swings around on the trapeze ropes above the stage.
Ensemble:
(Fuck you!)
Fizzarolli:
Wo-oh-oh!
Ensemble:
Here's my two minute's notice, fuck you!
Fizzarolli:
Suck it, greedy bastard!
You're a fucking, ass clown!
Fizzarolli with ensemble:
Time to quit and smell the roses!
Say goodbye,
Too late to apologize!
While swinging around, Fizzarolli notices the hellhound from before humping his leg. The hellhound is then shot by Randall, from the roof of the stage.
Fizzarolli:
So, this is it
Fizzarolli lands back on the steps. He pushes the coffin prop over then calls out Mammon.
Fizzarolli:
Mammon, you sad sack of shit,
The audience stops singing along and looks up at Mammon. Mammon, actually getting the message, surges with electricity in anger as Fizzarolli finishes out the song.
Fizzarolli:
Fuck yooouuuu!
Signs rise behind Fizzarolli with different ways to say and spell out 'Fuck You' along with the audience chanting the words.
Fizzarolli:
You bitch!
Yeah!
The crowd erupts with applause as Mammon angrily pushes over the Robo Fizz applauding and grabs the bag of popcorn from the second Robo Fizz to eat while brooding. Fizzarolli looks over at Asmodeus, who gives him an encouraging thumbs up, and then walks toward the audience.
"Thank you all so much. You know, it's always been one of the greatest thrills of my life performing. And I'm so glad to bring you all one last show," Fizzarolli says.
As he speaks, he looks to see the young imp from earlier waving to him. Fizzarolli signs 'Thank you' to him, which makes him smile.
And then Fizz drops the bomb, "Cuz' now... I quit!"
Fizzarolli drops the microphone and walks away, leaving the audience gasping in shock and confusion. Mammon stares wide eyed before spitting chewed up popcorn at the drag Robo Fizz.
"WHAT?!" Mammon exclaims in shock and anger.
Mammon disappears in green smoke, and then appears right in front of Fizzarolli as he walks away, holding his scepter up to his throat.
"QUIT?! You miserable piece of shit! What do you mean quit?!" Mammon shouts in full rage.
Just then, Blitz, who ends up on stage, pushes the scepter away.
He angrily says, "You heard him, Mammon.
"Yeah. I mean, I quit," Fizzarolli says and soon begins to walk around him "I'm done," Then says in an Australian accent, "G'day, mate!"
As he mocked his former boss, Fizzarolli gave Mammon the double bird as he stretches away, his arms following after a second of staying in Mammon's face.
Fizz turns to Blitz, "Come on Blitz, we're out of here."
Blitz nods and walks with Fizz to leave the stage.
Mammon growls in fury before six eyes appear above his standard ones. He then snarls before shouting, and then exploding in a puff of green smoke. Fizzarolli and Blitz look behind them, to see an enormous golden spider leg with a brown tip slam just inches away from them.
Asmodeus watches behind the curtain, "Oh, that motherfucker." and is displeased by it.
Stolas, Barbie, and Mimmy are shocked to see what's happening.
"Oh shit!" Barbie says, shocked.
Stolas soon changes to his original form and angrily clenches his fists, "Why that piece of shit."
Up on the roof.
"Aw shit," Randall says, shocked.
Then Razor says, "Come on, we gotta help."
Randall agrees and the pair heads off to help Blitz and Fizzarolli.
Back on stage…
The spider leg backs away, cracking the ground as it did so. From the smoke revealed a green cocoon that split apart.
Mammon bellows furiously, "YOU FUCKING UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT!"
From the cocoon, burst out Mammon in his spider demon form. He roars loudly and furiously as he looks down at Fizzaroli who stands his ground scowling confidently as Mammon leans forward into his face.
The Sin of Greed shouts, "I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING! YOU ARE PRACTICALLY IN MY IMAGE! I RAISED YOU LIKE THE SON I DIDN'T WANT!" and points his finger at Fizzarolli.
But Fizzarolli slaps his hand away and stares him down without fear, crossing his arms confidently.
Soon, Blitz gets in front of Fizzarolli, trying to protect him, "That's enough Mammon! Just leave him alone!"
"Oh really?! YOU AND WHOSE ARMY?!" Mammon shouts.
Soon, Randall, Razor, and Barbie join Blitz.
"This army!" Randall shouts.
Mammon stares back in rage, but then notices that his seal has been replaced with two seals behind Fizzarolli, Blitz and the others. The one on the left is Asmodeus' Seal and the one on the right is Stolas' seal.
And just then, Asmodeus' seal burst into flame while Stolas' glow glowed into a dark red and black aura. Then the two let out their rage in their demonic forms.
In his demonic voice, Asmodeus shouts, "You'd better back the fuck up, Mamm."
"Or you'll have to deal with us," Stolas adds in his demonic voice.
Soon, everyone is taken back by surprise, fear, and astonishment to see two Demonic Royals have entered the stage, and there's a possible fight with two royals against Mammon.
Wally exclaims in shock, "Ho-ly shit! I say, I say."
Ha-ha, hooo. Look who's acting like big fuckin' heroes," Mammon says and gets up Asmodues, "Careful what you say, Ozzie. Wouldn't want your little secret getting out, would we?" and points down to Fizzarolli.
But Asmodues practically pressed his head against Mammon's, "I don't care anymore!"
"Ozz?" Fizz asks, turning to Asmodues in shock.
"Because if you let him quit, I could tell everyone here that you-" Mammon says, practically threatening him.
But Ozzie beats him to the punch, "What? That I love him? Well, I do!"
And suddenly, the audience are practically fangirling, "I knew it, I knew it!"
Mammon stares at surprise as, instead of laughing at them, everyone immediately went down to their phones, all overlapping each other as they texted and memed, all while saying 'I knew it'"
Mammon just looks down blankly scratching his head in confusion and embarrassment, "Oh... uh, shit, ah, you dirty bitch."
And then says, "So I'm guessing Stolas is on the same boat as you for Earthling Imp."
"That's correct. Not that it matters to you, anyway," Stolas says.
"Stupid feather brain," Mammon mutters, annoyed.
Stolas hears it and feels offended.
Mammon slithers towards the group as he says to the royals, "You and Stolas are gonna regret revealing that, Ozz."
Asmodeus and Stolas glare at Mammon.
Mammon chuckles confidently as he crawls up to Fizzarolli and Blitz's faces and snorts green smoke. As he keeps laughing, Mammon provokes an implosion around him, causing a huge cloud of green smoke to engulf the circus tent; everyone screams as everything seems to crumble around them.
When the cloud dissipates, Asmodeus is hugging Fizzarolli to himself to protect him. Stolas does the same as he uses his wing to protect Blitz. Once the two royals know they're safe, the pair of lovers hug each other. As for the others, Stolas has been able to put them in a protective bubble before Mammon explodes.
From behind the curtain, Glitz and Glam lie there, Glitz on top of Glam, before Glitz gets up.
"So, does that mean we win?" Glitz questions.
Glam gets up as well, and they both look confidently at each other.
But suddenly, a wooden plank, surrounded by a red aura falls on top of the two.
The Glam sisters yelp, "ACK!"
As it turns out, the red aura comes from Stolas' magic who is somewhat reverted to normal as he has Blitz in his other arm.
He flips his middle finger at them and says, "Get fucked, whores."
He then pulls Blitz into a passionate kiss, which the Imp quickly does back.
Sometime later, the limousine drives away, running over photos with Mamon and Fizzarolli. Inside it, the pair of lovers are getting all lovey dovey towards each other. The others can't help but watch.
Soon, Randall asks, "So, uhm, who tops?"
Fizzarolli groans as Asmodeus grins at the former.
Barbie groans, "Seriously Randall, why would you ask that?"
"What's wrong with asking? I'm sure everyone would want to know after Ozzie did the big reveal," Randall says.
He then smirks, "Of course, I'm pretty sure that Ozzie tops Fizz, same as a certain Prince with his little Imp."
That causes Stolas and Blitz to blush.
"What does that mean?" Fizzarolli asks, arching an eyebrow.
Razor glares at Randall, "What are you getting at?"
"Well, after grilling Stolas for a little, I've learned that Stolas finally popped Blitz virgi…" But Blitz quickly covers Randall's mouth.
"Randall, don't say it like that. It's still embarrassing," Blitz says.
"You what?!" Fizzarolli asks, shocked.
And soon laughs with a grin, "Really, you both finally decide to do it.
"Um yes. We did," Stolas says.
"Well, I think it's about time," Fizzarolli says.
Ozzie chuckles, "I figure there's something different about you. Looks like you've finally decided to give into the temptation."
"Uh, that's not exactly how it went, but still Stolas and I finally decided to take our relationship to the next level," Blitz says.
"That's correct," Stolas says.
"Good to know that you've both decided to take your relationship up a notch," Fizz says with a grin on his face
Ozzie smirks, "It's good to know, perhaps you can also get some advice on how to do some roleplay."
Blitz blushes like crazy, "Ro-Role-what?!"
"Uh, we'll hold off on that," Stolas says, sheepishly as he blushes.
Blitz then lies his head on Stolas' chest as Stolas nuzzles Blitz with a smile. Ozzie and Fizz end up doing the same.