Anonymous asked:
Boom!Sonamy wedding prompt... I HAVE A MIGHY NEED
cutegirlmayra answered:
I DON'T. lol, that's totally not canon, and by writing such, I would be then losing my credibility as a-
-thinks of an idea-
DARN IT! -starts writing sonamy trash cause FEELS-
(NO. ME. STOP THIS NOW. YOU'LL REGRET IT LATER-EMMMFFFH! -is gagged-)
The Sonic team is formally invited to a wedding to two, very much so in love, individuals who were once saved by the Sonic team.
They've been giving the title 'special guests' since the couple believes they could not be here today without them.
Sonic HATES the idea of sitting and watching two people swear their lives to each other and is convinced it's going to be boring, but Amy convinces the team to go because 'you don't want to be rude!' but she really just wanted to see a wedding.
Sticks keeps asking questions, like why the bride is dressed in white, and are they going to sacrifice her at the alter, and if that's what the alters for. And she also wondered why their was a 'ring bearer' why not a 'ring beaver' or a 'ring badger' much like herself before she was hushed by a person in the front row. "Well, gee, lady! That was RUDE. I'm only asking about this ritual and what's the big hub-a-baloo about it!"
"Ohh! here comes the bride~" Amy squee'd, before a man showed up and stopped the wedding, declaring he loved the girl, and turning the whole thing into a drama.
Then, the parents of the two people started jumping up and confessing things too, like how they never liked the boy, or how the mother felt the daughter obviously had gotten around before…
Sonic slammed his hand to his face and dragged it down, having his feet up and crossed on the other chair in front of him. "Is this wedding ever gonna end!?"
"STOP!"
The crowd looked to Amy, who had gotten up and spread her arms out.
"This is NOT how a wedding should be!" she walked into the middle of the isle as Knuckles looked like he was awkwardly in the middle of a drama show, and Tails ignored everything by playing his portable game he snuck in, and was having Sonic watch from over his shoulder. "Marriage is the combining of two lives, of two hearts who love each other and want to spend the very end of their lives together! Do you even know what that means!? It means they've found it, the one thing they've always been searching for. True love, someone who would stand with them till the very end, a love that would care for them, nurture their future with them, and even believe in to care for a family and protect their lives… and futures.. and… and if you keep disrespecting something as beautiful as uniting two people together, for better or for worse, than get out now! Cause I won't let something this amazing be tainted by your annoying disapprovals! Hmph." Amy stomped her foot down after her long and touching speech, as the crowd looked to one another.
"Eh." the bride shrugged, tossing her flowers behind her. "I'll just marry him then." She jumped into the other guys arms as she waved to her groom. "Sorry!~"
"WHAT?!"
The crowd went crazy again, as everyone left and Amy sorrowfully picked up the flowers on the ground, and walked to the alter.
Tails and Sonic were so consumed in the game as Knuckles just slowly got up and clapped, wiping a tear from his eye. "I knew she'd side with Ryan. He was her first love, after all. Man, good drama, guys." he sniffed, moving out and side-stepping to get out and good home. "Good drama. I hope they have another wedding soon."
Tails got up to follow Knuckles, "Yes! Level 7!" he fist pumped, as Sonic smiled and was about to walk out too, before seeing Amy raise her hand to the alter, and sigh, dropping her head and flowers down.
"…."
"Hey, Sonic? You coming or what?" Sticks was stuffing her face with the wedding cake, as Sonic waved her off.
"N-no, no.. I think I'm… I'm gonna stay a bit longer. You go on without me."
Sticks tilted her head, saying loudly with a look of confusion. "HUH? But I already cleared out the buffet!" she laughed, and shrugged. "Well, suit yourself. haha, get it, cause you're forced to wear a suit, hehe! I crack myself up!" she walked out, having cake frosting all over her mouth and licking her fingers as Sonic turned around, walking to Amy.
"..So…" he clapped his hands together, looking around. "Not uh… not your typical wedding reception, eh?" he tried to tease.
Amy shook her head, "She should of never said yes if she wasn't willing to stake her life on her love for him being true."
"…Well that's sweet. But I don't think everyone's as cookie cutter-cut as you may want them to be." Sonic walked up to the alter with her, as saw her saddened look rest upon the ground, and tightly put his lips together, looking away. "Umm…" he looked around, and saw a piece of fabric and took it off the table, before awkwardly turning and putting it over her head.
"Ah!" she was surprised at the action and turned to him. "What are you..?"
"We come here today to celebrate a true believer of absolute, definitive, no turning back love." he held his hands out together, before putting one hand behind him and the other holding his suit's jacket edge, trying to sound like a big fancy announcer guy. "The kind of love that last for longer than death, but eternity itself." Sonic turned his head around and gagged, before turning back to Amy. "Ehem, do you have the oath prepared?" he gestured his hand out to her.
She weakly giggled, and moved her hair back a bit over her shoulder. "W-well.." she blushed and took a deep breath, before putting the flowers up and holding them with both hands again. "I do." she happily stated, as Sonic stepped back a moment, waiting for her to say something, but feeling a bit nervous… it kinda looked like…
"I vow to never marry a man unless I know, a hundred thousand percent, that I was made for him, and him for me. That no matter what, we'll love each other, and stick by one another, till the very ends of the galaxies crash and fall, and all life as we know it ceases to exist." Amy giggled, and rolled her eyes. "This is silly, you're making me look like a fool up here, Sonic.." she cutely hid behind her flowers, as Sonic then stepped back up, and placed his hands on hers, holding the flowers as well.
Her eyes widened as she looked back up to him.
"Until the very end? Doesn't that mean you just placed a limit for yourself and this… future whatever of yours?" he teased, and stood a little taller, since he had bended down to see her face. He closed his eyes, and took a deep breath.
Amy waited, her heart racing before-
"I concur." he smiled. "And I won't let you marry anyone I deem unworthy of such a wonderfully hopeless romantic as yourself." he patted her hands, and scooped her up. "Now, dear future bride of so-and-so or whatever!" he rolled his eyes. "Let's go home, I'm starving! For anything really, Sticks ate all the food I was eyeing since we walked in here…" he grumbled, but charmingly ran her out of the building.
She looked up at him, sparkles flying around him in her vision, as everything moved in slow motion and she looked down at her flowers, smiling. The words, 'I concur' rang like wedding bells in her mind, as she closed her eyes and threw the flowers behind her, as they landed on the ground and everything turned back to normal.
The building's doors closed as the camera faded to black…
(She totally just pictured herself marrying Sonic and him carrying her out into their new lives together and NOW I'M HAPPY. I kept that more canon than I thought it would be, well, MORE OR LESS, lol. I hope you enjoyed~)