Tumblr Prompts series (Consisting of a variety of fandoms, Collection)

by CGMayra

This book documents all prompt stories from the two blogs Cutegirlmayra and Idontworkforsega on Tumblr. The fandoms include, but are not limited to- Sonic (Majority), Zelda, RWBY, Sly Cooper, Samurai Jack, Little Witch Academia, etc. Please enjoy the many submissions from 'Asks' to 'Inspired' writings. (In other words, readers/followers requests small stories, these are they.)

646. Sonic and Star Wars crossover Prompt 1

Anonymous asked:

What would you think of a Sonic-Star Wars crossover?

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cutegirlmayra answered:

-opening credits-

In a galaxy far, far away… There was a parody! :D

(x)

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-Dark edgelord music starts playing-

"Where is the hedgehog now?"

"Lord Shadow, we're on the bleak of destruction! If we don't focus on the Death Egg we'll-..ah…ahhhh..ah.." The man was choked by Darth Shadow's choking force grip, as he waited till no sound came from the man to release his hand's position in the air and move forward with G.U.N troopers by his side, talking to a new man now.

"If we don't stop that hedgehog, then the entire resistance will win."

"Yes, sir. What will you have us do?"

"Send every ship. Every available clone. We're protecting the Death Egg while seeking Sonic Fastwalker!"

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"I found you! Vader!"

"Faker?"

"No, I said, Va-"

"YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here. They're comparing your force to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be the chosen one!"

"I'll make you eat those words!"

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"I love you."

"I know…" -gets lowered to his doom-

"I know..? I know..!? Is that all you're going to say to me Hon Knuckles before being turned to pure carbonite!?"

"LayRouge, don't call me hun in front of my bounty hunters!"

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-LayRouge and Sonic Fastwalker kiss-

-Hon Knuckles looks over to Big the Chewie- "So… in this parody… are they related or..? Cause there's a bro-code for this, I'm sure."

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"Rogue one!"

"I think you mean, Rouge one?"

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Cheese turns over to the crew, "It's a TRAP!"

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"Do you know what happened to your father?"

"Yeah,…. Sonic 06."

"You fool… Join me! I'm your father!" Modern Sonic removes his helmet to Boom!Sonic.

"NOOO! NOT PAIGE ARMS!"

"You makin' fun of my arms!? This is their original design! Fine, we'll cut them off then." -uses light saber to slash his arm off.-

"AHH!"

"On the plus side, you might get a cool robotic arm." thumbs up.

"As long as it's not PAIGGGEEEeeee!" falls off the pillar.

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Sonic carrying Tails on his back.

"Believe, you must."

"You have..huff…huff… two tails that allow you to freakin' FLY! Why do I have to carry you?!"

"A question, this is. Not answering, I am. WHEEE!" kicks his feet out as Sonic continues to jump through the swamp and run fast.

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Tails raises the ship out of the swamp.

"Woah… h-how did you do that?"

"Physics. Hmmhmm."

(Sorry, I was gonna make this a legit thing, but I couldn't help and think of all these Star wars scene where funny parody things could happen xD)