potatoes-tomatoes asked:

Hmmm... Not sure if I want it a sonic and tails or Sonamy headcannon. But it's where either sonic tries to ask tails about his "funny feelings" for Amy, trying to make sense of it, or just asking plain advise. OR tails finding out and confronting sonic about it (add some humor too? :D)

cutegirlmayra answered:

…did you just literally ASK me to add humor to a show that IS ABOUT humor and my main SPECIALTY is humor?

I feel I have been challenged…

-cracks Knuckles-

-he screams-

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

(this picture is perfect cause you never mentioned Knuckles~ :D this was before I cracked him.)

(Or was it 0-0)

(Scene from episode, k? :D I don't think it will make the T.V show.. but it's still funny XD hopefully…x)

"Tails? Tails?" Sonic speeds around the hub, looking DESPERATELY for someone to talk to right now. Tails just so happens to be near by… outside and working on Buddybot. He looks behind him, hearing his name but seeing nothing, and gets back to work. "TAILS!" Sonic zips by again, not seeing him, as Tails looks up to the camera with a very unamused face, and rolls his eyes, looking behind his back again, and knowing that if he heard it twice, it's probably Sonic. "Over here! Geez, you'd think if he was looking for something, he'd slow down and actually take the time to LOOK." he teased, talking to his robot as it beeped and looked up at him.

"O-oh-oh! Don't move! I'm working on your brain here, might be best to just stay still." he looked to the side of the robot and patted it's head gently, warning the big guy of the dangers. "I should probably turn you off.. but I need to figure out where the circuits got sparked…"

"TAILS!" Sonic dashed right up and to his ear, screaming his name loudly as he literally climbed the latter Tails was on and was now sharing the space with him. "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER?!"

Tails calmly withdrew his hand from Buddy bot, as his tool now held 5 wires sparking uncontrollably and completely wrapped around it. He let his head fall a level to the side at a tilt, annoyed, and just got back to work. "I did, but you were 'gone with the wind'." he made some joking gesture of having his other hand fluttering in the air, and then changed it to fist. Holding it up, he started to quote, "As buddy bot as my witness, I'm going to live through this. I'll never go fast again!"

"…This isn't funny, Tails."

"Well, of course it's not. Not to you, anyway. You wouldn't appreciate the classics."

"Tails, it's about Amy."

"Speaking of classics." he put his tool down and looked forward, and then turned to Sonic. "I think I know where this is going."

"You do?"

"Yeah, funny sensations, Weird conversation screw ups, and above all my favorite." Tails looks up, dreamily, "The totally expected hair flip scenes."

"What? No! She's-"

"Confessed?!" Tails dropped his tool.

"No… what?"

"Nothing… go on." Tails looked disappointed, and continued his work on Buddy bot.

"She's…she's…" he took a deep breath, turning away. "Dare I say it… beautiful!" he looked back to Tails and whispered in his ear, looking like what he said was the worst possible news yet!

Tails stopped working on Buddy Bot, turned to Sonic slowly, and smirked more than he probably should have. "Oh?" he turned a switch on Buddy Bot.

~It's not unusual to be loved, by anyone~ dodododo~ it's not unusual to have fun with anyone~

"Stop it, Tails. I'm serious." Sonic folded his arms as Tails rolled his eyes and chuckled, before turning the switch off. "And why's that even in there!?"

"What? You don't battle under cool music like-" he turned the switch and started rocking his head down and up.

~It's THE- Eye of the Tiger! It's the thrill of the fight!~

"Tails…"

"Alright, so why's she *gasp* beautiful all of a sudden?" Tails joked, getting down from the latter. Pretty much realizing he wasn't going to get any work done with Sonic being like this.

"That's the thing! She just ups and does it! And it's the weirdest thing because, this morning, she made me a chilidog pizza and-"

"Woah, woah, woah. A Chilidog… pizza?" Tails stopped walking and waved his hands out in front of him. "I'm confused,… but intrigued." he raised his eyebrow and showed a face that looked to be one of interest. "Continue."

"Well, it was the freakin' best pizza…" Sonic shook his head.

"Aw, that must of been terrible." Tails shook his head too, placing his hands on his hips and pretending to share sympathies with him.

"And then she went and gave me the best darn shoulder massage…" He seemed to be biting his lip. "I'm tellin' ya, Tails. Something's going on, and it gives me the willies!" he shivered.

Tails just gave him a look, "Yeah, it's called falling in love, genius. And I think Amy's doing a fine and dandy job of getting your attention today…" he walked into the hub as Sonic glared his way, and raced in after him.

"What do you mean?" he asked.

"Well, you said so yourself. Best homemade food, best muscle relaxing method, and now you think she's fairly attractive. I'd say all the signs are there."

"…huh." Sonic looked away, thinking about his words. "Nope, can't be that! What else you got..?"

"What… else? Wait, why not?" Tails was getting himself a drink, but looked upset by Sonic downright rejecting his first theory.

"I mean, come on! I'm Sonic The Hedgehog here! My middle name isn't 'The' for nothing." he stressed the 'The' in his name as Tails rolled his eyes.

"So, cause you have 'The' as your middle name… Amy's unacceptable as a suitable girlfriend?"

"No, no, Tails. 'The' is singular." he stated. "Quite like myself~" he placed his hand up and held it to him, referring to himself of course, and then smiled wide and leaned on the table that was separating them. "See what I mean?"

"Ohhh, Sonic~"

Sonic's face turned to horror as Tails looked surprised but interested in hearing Amy's cheery voice.

"I found a deep, dark, cave full of mysterious stones that glow like stars~ Want to join me~"

"Help." Sonic barely whimpered out. "I can't be in a dark, cramped space with glowing lights and her BIG, FREAKIN' GORGEOUS EMERALD EYES right now!"

"Oh my, we've hit 'gorgeous' have we?" Tails smiled, "Houston, we have a serious ordeal."

"Tails! come on!"

"Then,… say no?" Tails lifted a hand up, confused why he wouldn't think of that himself.

"SSSooooniicc~?"

"BECAUSE IT'S ADVENTURE!"

"And?"

"I CAN'T REFUSE ADVENTURE! I'm-"

"Sonic~? Where are you~?"

"Oh, what a pity. You know, they say Love's an adventure."

"There you are!" Amy took hold of Sonic, hugging him.

"Traitor! I depended on you! Trusted you! and for what?!" Sonic was pulled away by Amy, as he whined and Amy just skipped beside him.

"…Wow, he must really think she's beautiful." Tails realized Sonic wasn't kidding, and just shrugged. "Well, I guess I can ship it."

Knuckles came in then, "Ship what?"

"Oh, first, you should know. Sonic thinks Amy's beautiful."

"Ugh." Knuckles showed a face of disgust and shivered. "That gives me the heebie-jeebies! How far deep is he in?" Knuckles looks to Tails as Tails just laughs, about to take another drink.

"Out 'adventuring' with her. Oh, and the 'gorgeous' word was dropped." At 'gorgeous' Tails nodded his head to Knuckles, as if to show the significance of that terrible anomaly.

"Wait… not in the cave right? Crap! Amy just got me to booby trap that thing!"

Tails spit out his drink, "WHAT!?"

"It's designed to lock anything that gets in with a giant boulder, and can't be unlocked in the darkness without knowing where the rope to untie is!"

"That sneaky beauty!"

"I know right!? Beautiful ladies are terrifying! I hope she goes back to 'moderately decent' soon!"

The two men dash to try and save Sonic from a … dim… fate.

Buddy Bot sparked on outside.

~Come on baby, turn the lights down low~

(What do you think? -bites lip, scared of results- I went back and edited and everything!)