Hello again if you are worried about me and the way i upload stuff don't worry I'm doing fine and please write some reviews while you're reading this and last time the vegans are eliminated
18th-larpers(Leonard and Tammy)
17th-tennis rivals(Gerry and Pete)
16th-geniuses(Ellody and Mary)
15th-vegans(Laurie and Miles)
Soy enjoy episode 7 and let me know what you think
(intro)
Don: last week's chill zone was here on copa cabana beach which is the starting point for today's race leaving first will be the ice dancers
[confessional]
Josee: we've won gold for the second time so today we'll use our lead to widen even more
Jacques: we'll move so fats that we'll lose our camera crew
Josee: then we'll slow down till they catch up because our fans deserve to see us perform
[ends]
*tip*
Jacques: make your way to Dracula's castle in Transylvania!
Don: *Transylvania with vampires teeth 2x then spits it out* Transylvania home of majestic mountains old Saxon architecture and the birthplace of the heie jibbies. duos must travel to this castle to receive their next travel tip...this shuttle bus will take you to the airport
Ice dancers: first place first place first place
(about that)
*everyone enters*
Crimson: what is this strange feeling
Ennui: I fear it may be happiness
[confessional]
Ennui: Transylvania I can't believe it
Crimson: awesome
[other] (Amy and Sammy are in the background)
Jacques: we are disappointed it seems that all the duos are taking the same bus
*Josee destroys stuff*
Jacques: Josee will be okay she'll rage herself to sleep
[ends]
*you're right*
Tom: can I show them let me show them(why didn't you talk last episode)
Jen: yes show them
[confessional]
Tom: I bought it off a local here who turns out as a distributor
Jen: Tom ordered 4,000 of them to be shipped home
Tom: I am going to make fezzes happen
[ends]
Tom: put yours on
Jen: maybe later
(the line is in this order{ice dancers, cadets, sisters, goths, father and son, rival twins, TV pros, best friends, fashion bloggers, mother and daughter, surfers, rockers, step brothers, daters})
Stephanie: there are only two flights to Transylvania and we are not getting stuck on flight number two no way
Ryan: but we
Stephanie: Pick me up and throw me to the front
Ryan: aw Steph I can't do
Stephanie: PICK ME UP!
MacArthur: TAKE COVER
[confessional]
Stephanie: Ryan has voiced some concerns about how "competitive" I've been getting but we reached an understanding
Ryan: *loud cough of interruption* I need to try harder so that Stephanie doesn't feel the need to be the constant and loud motivator
Stephanie: we are so going to win this
[ends]
Don: the first seven teams are on flight number one(ice dancers, cadets, sisters, goths, father and son, rival twins, and daters)
Sanders: we did really well on the first couple of days but at the last two chill zones we came in 11th and 13th
MacArthur: but we got ourselves on the first flight today so we're back in kicking butt mode
Don: the remaining seven teams on flight number two leave 45 minutes later a hurdle. that may difficult to over come
Spud: come on Rock I know you wanted to be on the first flight hey what could I do to cheer you up
Rock: you can help us win this round we can do it we just got to dig deep
Spud: yeah let's do it
Rock: yeah
Spud: yeah
Rock: wait are you just telling me what I want to hear
Spud: yeah man and you look happy
Don: plane number two has finally departed brazil as plane one touches down in Romania
*everyone cheers*
*thunder rain and castle*
*everyone is scared* (Amy is putting Sammy in front of her)
Crimson: wow
[confessional]
Crimson: Dracula was the first goth ever he was our king to be here i just...can't...I'm so-
Ennui: hey that was close you almost got color in your face
*howl*
[other]
Amy: ugh why aren't most of the places that we have been through are peaceful now we are in Transylvania
Sammy: relax please I mean how much more scarier can it get?
Amy: we are going in that castle!
[ends]
*run uphill*
MacArthur: come on pick a leg...move it
Josee: oh sorry I didn't *pushes sanders* see you there
*sanders crashes into father and son duo*
MacArthur: officer down...shots fire
Sammy: AH *catches junior*
Amy: what *gets hit by Dwayne*
Carrie: so you do a fashion blog that is so cool which one of you started it
Both: I did... no I did...I did...I did...I DID (congrats you broke them Carrie)
[confessional]
Jen: ok you typed it up but it was my idea so I was the creator and you were like a secretary
Tom: I'M SORRY WHAT
[ends]
Stephanie: yeah baby first ones here
Ryan: wait a minute how is that possible the goths were ahead of us
(inside)
Ennui: doesn't vlad look striking
Crimson: I see the similarities
Ennui: stop you'll make me blush
(so anyways)
Stephanie: Its an all in aw I love it when we get to do things together
Don: for this all-in challenge teams must enter Dracula's castle and find an empty coffin whoever took the tip must drag the coffin to the graveyard with their partner inside and put it into an open grave...creepy
Sammy: complete the task to get your next tip from the local grave digger
Dwayne: the partner in the coffin may not get out or help at all...oh boy
Josee: ARG you are making us fall behind!
MacArthur: then let go
Josee: YOU FIRST
MacArthur: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
Don: as the cadets and ice dancers play in the mud plane number two carries the last 7 duos
Lorenzo: LAST ONE TO THE TOP EATS SNOT
Jen: okay Let's just get to the castle
Tom: that's what the tip said or did you want to take credit for that idea too
Sammy: ok no sign of coffin
Amy: stop talking
Sammy: I wanted to leave the house and go to Australia and liv-
Amy: DON'T SAY THAT ON TV UGH
Sammy: hi Jasmine...
*tip*
MacArthur: hustle
Lorenzo: ha I made it first let's get some snot tea
Chet: NO WAY *wrong move* whoever took the tip must WHAT
Lorenzo: HA
Junior: now don't get out or do anything that will get us penalized
Amy: ok Samey you have to carry me to a graveyard because you held the tip *closes*
Sammy: ok i'll tip down and
Amy:*thud* OW
Junior: hey do you need help
Sammy: wait you're gonna carry your dad?
Junior: oh yeah *struggle thud*
[confessional]
Dwayne: I'm loving all the father and son time Junior is the best I mean he is almost too obedient I really want to teach him that part of growing up is thinking for yourself deciding what rules can be ignored
Junior: well I can ignore my curfew
Dwayne: well can't
Junior: drive you car
Dwayne: you better not touch my
Junior: skip school
Dwayne: nonono
Junior: get a tattoo
Dwayne: you're grounded
[ends]
Don: will any of these duos make it out of Dracula's castle alive
Sister: AHHHHHHHH
Bats: PREPARE YOUR BLOOD CADETS
Don: probably not but there are duos that struggle to move their coffin
[confessional]
Ryan: my girl is bionic
Stephanie: I'm just trying to keep up with my superhero here
Ryan: I'm not sure you can see it at home but i'm 75% upper body
*makes out*
[ends]
Sammy: we can do this
Amy: who are you talking to
Jacques: owowowowowow when it's gonna be my turn owowowowowow
Sammy in thought: when has someone already say that
[confessional]
Jacques: I know it's a race but the way that Josee was moving the that coffin I was going to end up covered in bruises
Josee: you mean someone held you above their head and drop you on the ice face first in a stadium full of people *glares* on the most important day of your life...that kind of covered in bruises
[ends]
Ennui: vintage hexagon oak wood corinthian leather interior...nice
Crimson: take me to the grave digger
[confessional]
Ennui: coffins are so flimsy
Crimson: when I die i want to be buried in one that was made during the plague they really knew how to make a coffin last
Ennui: that's so true
[ends]
Brody: hop in
Sisters: AHHHHHHH
Brody: hi got you a coffin
Josee: weren't you two on the second flight(it's the step brothers)
Jacques: who are you talking to
*breaks coffins*
Amy: egh *gasps* IS THAT THE GRAVE DIGGER!
Lorenzo: well he isn't the ice cream man
Owen: there's ice cream oooo let me out*crash*
Lorenzo: come oh nerd
Grave digger: TAKE THE TIP
Both: AHHHHHH
Grave digger: I SAID TAKE IT
Lorenzo: oh thanks...ride on horseback to the Romanian gymnastic training center and find the don box
Amy: horseback?
horses: we are horsebacks
[confessional]
Chet: sweet we are in first place
Lorenzo: yeah it felt like we were on first flight plus last time I won anything was that medal for being awesome
Chet: you stole that from my cereal box
Lorenzo: stop ruining my moment butt spray
*Both fight*
[ends]
Dwayne: now drag me in slowly *fast crash*
Tom: I hope there is enough room for your giant head and your great ideas in there
Jen: It'll be nice to have you carry me for a change
Tom: the only change is that you're inside a coffin
Crimson: stop...I know it's against the rules but this might be your only chance well the only one you'll remember get in
(he is in)
Ryan: ah
Grave digger: TAKE THE TIP
Ryan: it took us a little while to the graveyard
[confessional]
Stephanie: JUST SAY IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO FIND THE GRAVEYARD ME
Ryan: hey we're still ahead of most of the duos
Stephanie: you're right I'm sorry
Ryan: we're a great team
[ends] (nope)
Brody: aw the way you snuck up on us was epic
Emma: you guys could take the next one
MacArthur: MOVE YOUR GLUTES
Devin: I'm fast as {REDACTED} boi
Sanders: yes I am using my glutes
Lorenzo: there's the training center
Amy: why did you took two different horses...just look at the ice dancers
*the horse and the ice dancers are staring at you*
*tip*
Jacques: it's a botch or watch GYMNASTICS
Don: gymnastic nastics that take place in a gym whoever didn't face the bullet ants in Brazil must perform two gymnastic feats first walk a balance beam and land a split jump at the center high school team *footBALLS*...second complete a flip over this vaulting horse no no no no *footBALLS* get a thumbs up from this local judge bala karaoke
IHY: i hate everything
Don: and It's a foot race down that road to the chill zone last team to arrive could be headed home...do you have any ice
*its too easy Josee*
*did it*
Ice dancers: hello first place
[confessional]
Josee: of course I'm good at gymnastics it's a lot like ice dancing only in our sport you wear knives on your feet and there's no soft padding to land on if you fall JUST A ROCK HARD LAYER OF SOLID ICE.
Jacques: I said was...sorry..
Don: but the race for not last is ongoing
Jen: ow I broke three nails
Grave digger: TAKE THE TIP
Tom: AHHH
[confessional]
Jen: Tom was taking breaks every 10 ft he needs to work out more
Tom: or Jen could lay off the bread a little
Jen: *gasps* fezze hats are ridiculous and you'll never make them popular
Tom: um like that time when you tried to make plaid leg wamers happen
Jen: *gasps* I can't even
[other]
MacArthur: we are in the bottom 4 again we're better than this right
[ends]
Spud: yes
Rock: why are you all like WooHoo we're in the bottom 4 man
Spud: usually we're in the bottom 3
Don: Ice dancers congrats you're in f-
Josee: first place WOOHOO still a chance
(peaceful gymnastics)
(now it's intense)
*Emma runs*
*Noah falls in love*
*Emma and Owen completes it*
Amy: MY TURN
Chet: hey
*Amy completes it*
Amy: let's go already
*Chet completes it*
Geoff: he's pretty good
Lorenzo: yeah cuz he takes rhythmic gymnastics if he had any guts he'd should sign up for my class the ancient art of karate
Geoff: oh that's sweet dude you bring different skills to the table totally makes you a good duo
Lorenzo: good duo as if ya right
Chet: I'm done you coming or what
Lorenzo: yes
Don: 2nd place(TV pros) 3rd place(sisters) the race for first place is over now it's a race for anything but last
*Ryan fails*
Stephanie: GET UP RYAN SHAKE IT UP HURRY if you can
[confessional]
Stephanie: I'm staying calm
Ryan: yeah you're doing great baby
Stephanie: you're doing great baby BUT YOU COULD BE DOING GREATER THAT'S WHAT WE NEED RIGHT NOW GREATER
Don: 4th(rival twins) 5th(mother and daughter)
Devin: AHHH
*you fail*
*rock completes*
Stephanie: it's called a balance beam NOT A WOBBLE BEAM BALANCE
*(those two are not having kids)-junior*
Stephanie: OH COME ON
Don: you're in 6th place (goths) or would be in sixth place if you hadn't broke the rules with the coffin 10 minute penalty
Crimson: totally worth it
*Tom stands but didn't go high*
Stephanie: you got this baby
(NUH UH)
Stephanie: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
Don: 6th(father and son) 7th(step brothers) 8th(cadets) 9th(rockers) 10th(surfers) and best friend are 11th with only two duos out there the goths look nervous...
*(those two are not having kids)-junior*
Ryan: EEEEEEEEEE
Stephanie: ugh do you know who wins gold medals doing this 12-year-old girls
Ryan: yelling at me isn't helping me
Stephanie: it's a botch or watch I'm not allowed to help you
*BZZZZZZZT tom is not good*
Jen: *gasps* Tom *that was easy* Tom are you okay
Tom: I'm sorry I'm so bad at gymnastics you know my strengths are coordinating clothing if you were doing this we'd already be done you're so good at this stuff
Jen: tom you're great at everything you put your mind into so great its annoying but great
Tom: ah thank you sweet girl...I won't let you down I can do this
Jen: I know you can *fezze hat is on*
Stephanie: YOU DO NOT GET TO QUIT ON ME YOU GET BACK IN THERE AND START THINKING LIKE A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL MISTER
Don: penalty is up goths you're 12th
Jen: you've got this Tom WOOHOO
Stephanie: WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE AN HOUR AGO
Jen: you're the best buddy
Stephanie: I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
*tom passes*
Jen: great job Tom great job let's go
*Ryan is done*
Stephanie: IT'S ABOUT TIME HURRY
Tom: the vlog was your idea it's yours
Jen: no you make many great changes to it it's more yours than mine
Tom: how bout we say it's ours
Jen: yeah yeah I like that
Stephanie: COME ON
Tom: WHY ARE THEY SO FAST
Jen: IDK
Tom: I always want to work with you Jen
Jen: oh I feel the same way Tom
Moon: hey you two should kiss
Don: 13th you're still in the race
Ryan: YES
Stephanie: yes? YES? pfft
Ryan: we didn't lose babe wait up
Don: I'm sorry you're out
Jen: aw
Don: but these are very in
*flashbacks*
Tom: I wouldn't call this a failure in any way we so kicked butt
Jen: we nearly died on that skywalk in that geyser field oh on that vine but we totally did it
Tom: yay us
Jen: doing this race is a huge test of how strong your friend ship is and I think we did great
Tom: greater than great
Jen: there sure are a lot bats all of a sudden
Tom: uh why are they
Jen: AH IT'S OUR FEZZE HATS THEY WHAT THE HATS
Tom: I TOLD YOU THEY BE POPULAR
and that wraps up the 7th episode tomorrow I only have to post one chapter because of pool day new regretevator update shower all that stuff. fashion bloggers are gone and things are gonna burn your feet off because its the ridonculous race but with Amy and Sammy.