Life As A Chaldean Master
Hot Springs Trip (Part 1)
Today has been uneventful and tiresome. Everyone inside Chaldea seems to be doing their things, trying to pass the time and not expecting to do anything for a while. Each day seems to be getting longer and longer because of uninteresting things happening. No one knows precisely what to do when they aren't out going on missions.
"Ugh! Why is it so boring these days? I could be slaying some bastards instead of standing around waiting like an idiot!" Caenis grumbled, her voice dripping with frustration.
"*Cleaning His Pistol* You're telling me, partner... There hasn't been anything to do lately. It's either silent, or everyone is tired." Billy The Kid added
"As if us Servants can get tired that easily. We need to experience something! Surely that can raise our morale!" Elizabeth commented
"I swear if you bring up another concert hosted by you. Consider me out of it. I have no interest in hearing things from you." Camilla stirred
"And who was talking to you? The show would be better off if you weren't there either, easy!" Elizabeth fires back
"*Chuggling A Bottle Of Soda In Seconds*"
"Come on, Liz! You can do it! you can beat Chloe's precious time!" Kid Gil cheered on
"Look at her go! She's doing an amazing job right now!" Miyu excited
"How can she drink the whole thing without her throat hurting from the gas...? Even I couldn't do something like that..." Chole shocked
The children cheer on Liz as she continues drinking the gallon of soda. In just a few seconds, she empties the whole bottle and burps loudly soon after.
"*Burps Loudly* All done! How did it go?" Eliza asks
"Wow! You finished drinking the whole thing in under 10 seconds! You bear Chloe's record." Alexander replies
"Yay! I win again!" Eliza excited
"*Sighs* I should stop giving them that much freedom doing these things..." Atalanta commented
"Don't worry too much; they have much fun together. Sides, they're still kids, no need to stop those crazy ones." Achilles said
"I suggest we take another vacation like we did last summer. I've been begging for another summer vacation for so long now! How about another trip inside the cruise~" Ushiwakamaru (Assassin) suggested
"The cruise was memorable because of Sonic's behavior inside that ship. You should've seen how frantic he was the entire time inside it. Never seen such a cocky Hedgehog act that scared just by being in a moving boat or begging to get out of it." Diarmuid (Saber) said
"Hahaha! That was one hell of a show to see! It made it funnier when the Hedgehog ran out of the boat and landed at some random iceberg. It made my trip completely more exciting!" Jeanne (Alter) (Berserker) joked
"Will have you know that Master is afraid of the ocean and isn't used to being around water. As for him trying to escape and landing on a said iceberg, my sisters and I found him after hours of searching long distances away from the cruise mother made." Hildr (Assassin) said
"He never did it again after that and dealt with the trip as much as possible. Being annoyed and irritated most of the time..." Thrud (Assassin) added up.
"Still funny to see how the way he acted. I'll pay real money to see that whole thing again." Jeanne (Alter) commented
"So, are we doing another vacation, is what I'm hearing?" Ibaraki (Lancer) asks
"That can wait until summer if nothing happens till then. Would it be more reasonable to have a vacation during summer instead of right now?" EMIYA replies
"Hey? What's with all this vacation talk going about? Are you guys planning for the next vacation during summer?" BB (Moon Cancer) asks
"Some of us are losing our minds trying to figure out what to do to pass the time. I honestly don't blame them; it's been boring lately." Izo replies.
"Hmmm... I see. This sounds like the job for your beautiful and unique BB! I can help add some fun into your guy's pathetic lives!" BB replies
"You're just begging to be hated with how you talk..." Kama commented.
"And why would anyone hate me? I don't see Senpai talking about me. But anyway, you want to have some fun, eh? Maybe a little trip to the Hot Springs would sound nice at a time like this." BB brings.
"Did you just say, Hot Springs? I've wanted to go into hot springs for a long time now! I'm down to go!" Sei excited
"A Hot Springs does sound like a fun time. Just relaxing and clearing our minds from all the fighting." Calamity Jane commented
"I can already feel myself at ease just thinking about the Hot Springs. So warm and peaceful." Jeanne stated
"Yep. I knew a Hot Springs would be a good choice for all of us to do. I suppose it wouldn't hurt for a day off. And before you say anything else, the Hot Springs will be gendered. So don't worry about the men creeping up on the ladies." BB said
"Okay, we're not THAT delusional spying on them. And why do you call us guys that way? There are also some psychotic female Servants here as well that wish to eliminate us for their desire!" Kintoki exclaimed
"Sure, there are also a few bad apples on our side. But we can tolerate them. Expect creeps on your side like them. *Points Towards Blackbeard, Columbus, And Douman* They reek of creepiness." Nitocris points out
"HEY! I never said anything to you! I'm just minding my own business here!" Blackbeard shouted
"Always putting me up as an example..." Columbus commented
"How sadden I am to be seen as creepy. I'm doing my best as always, trying not to start any ordeals." Douman said
"Oh, don't worry about them. We know those three can be different most of the time. We're used to it at this point." Achilles stated
"While you guys are talking things over. I will bring someone and see if they'll agree with my request. See if they're interested in joining us on this trip." BB said
*A Few Minutes Later*
"A trip to the Hot Springs? I've never been to Hot Springs before. Mostly because I'm not usually interested in stuff like that." Sonic commented
"Well, we can break that streak of yours right now! So, what do you say, Senpai? Care to join us for our Hot Springs trip?" BB asks
"Hmmm... Should I be worried about this?" Sonic curious
"The only thing you should be concerned about is if any of those Servants who love their Master more find a way to get a sneak peek of you. Creeps me out thinking about it..." Chiron replies
"*Shivers* You know I'll never get used to stuff like that... No matter how much it happens..." Sonic commented
"Seeing Master inside a Hot Springs? *Daydreams Of Sonic As She Blushes* Oh, Anchin~" Kiyohime lust over
"You seriously need some help..." Mordred commented
"Did anyone ask you about your opinion?" Kiyohime sassed.
"If you like, I'll keep the ladies in check from prying their eyes from the men's side. I don't wish to ruin your relaxation with those more connected towards you, Master." Scáthach requested
"That sounds like a good idea, Scat! We're just there to relax and not start any issues there. Thanks, buddy!" Sonic replies
"Aw, come on! Why do we need someone to keep an eye on us? We can take care of ourselves." Ibuki stated
"Because some of you can't control yourselves when you're around Master. I've seen how you act around him before." Scáthach replies
"We're just showing him our appreciation for his hard-working efforts. We know how hard it can be working as a Maser, which is why we want to support him in any way possible," Ibuki stated
"He needs all the love from us." Tamamo No Mae said
"Disgusting." Saber Alter commented
"So, are we going to the Hot Springs or not? We're waiting for a from you, Hedgehog." Beowulf asks
"Sure, I don't mind tagging along. I'm sure the Ritsukas don't mind joining us as well." Sonic replies
"You wish to bring them as well?" Cu (Caster) asks
"Of course! They deserve a little as well, don't they? It wouldn't be fair not to bring them. I'll ask them about it. Right now, you all get ready to head to the Hot Springs. *Walks Off*" Sonic replies
"You heard Senpai. A trip to the Hot Springs is in full effect! I shall start preparing the Hot springs. The rest of you prepare for it; I'll notify everyone when everything is ready." BB explains
"This is going to be so fun!" Tamamo Cat excited
"Please don't keep an eye on those who might try to sneak in our side just to see the rodent or any of us in general," EMIYA pleaded.
"I wouldn't mind spending time with these lovely ladies. It sounds more exciting!" Fergus brings up
"I'll do whatever it takes; you have my promise," Scáthach assures
To Be Continued