Chapter 2: Shopping at the Aventura Mall
Recommended Listening: White Shadow - Umineko When They Cry
The two Kurosawa sisters are cautiously navigating through the large swaths of people who roam the great Aventura Mall in Aventura, Florida and they had to be cautious not to bump into anyone as they would risk dropping their gawd-damn ice cream that they had bought recently from the shop near the GAP store after a hot day in Florida, par for the course of the southern state.
They had found a small corner which was left alone and isolated by the swarms of the common and filthy masses, the elder sister gently guided the timid little sister to this corner so they could eat their tasty treats in peace and tranquility and away from those fucking commoners.
The elder sister gently ate her caramel ice cream with joyful delight as the little sister soon followed in enjoying her chilly treat with a frenzied fervor to which the older sister sighed and smiled towards her cute little sister... she spoke to the little sister.
"Ruby, don't eat your ice-cream so quickly... you'll get a brain freeze" Dia giggled softly and enjoyed the sight of her younger sister happily eating the ice cream with reckless abandon... knowing full well that her brain was about to get rekt.
But Dia was a bit late to her warning and it wasn't long for Ruby to clutch her forehead tightly and she let out a small and cute yelp which caused Dia to squeal in raw amusement.
"Sister...! My head feels like it's about to explode...! Why didn't you warn me~?" Ruby spoke with a slightly playful tone, though she clutched her head as the brain freeze had begun to take effect upon her head.
While her head did hurt from the temporary brain freeze, this didn't stop the younger Kurosawa sister from making a playful joke to brighten the mood between the two of them, it was all in good fun for the two sisters... such was their sisterly love.
"Figures, I should've warned you earlier... Ruby-chan" Dia responded with another soft giggle, she gently padded the younger red-headed sister on the forehead playfully. Dia greatly cared for her sweet and innocent little sister, she would do anything to protect the innocent Ruby from harm... even if it meant certain death or destruction.
"Don't pat my head, sis...!" Ruby lets out a small and cute pout, even if she didn't like having her head patted... she still allowed it to happen and didn't resist or run away whenever Dia felt like patting her head... it was something that could only happen between two sisters.
"Aww Ruby-chan, you're so cute~! I just wanna take you home~!" DIa squealed in delight as she hugged and cuddled the adorable little sister, Ruby with a tight and lovely hug.. but this causes Ruby's ice cream to fall.
"N-no... my Ice Cream...! It's the end of the world...! WAAAAAHHHHH!" Ruby spoke in despair as she begins to cry on her knees, mourning the fallen ice cream as if she had lost her best friend to the pandemic years ago, it was as over-dramatic as one would expect out of the younger Ruby Kurosawa.
Dia looks down at the fallen ice cream and spoke softly into Ruby's ear, she uttered soft and sweet words into the ears of her adorable little sister, she was going to encourage her crying sister to feel better after this bullshit called gravity ruined her ice-cream.
"Don't worry Ruby, we can buy you a new Ice Cream... my lovely sis~ter" Dia smiled softly and hugged Ruby tightly to emphasize her love for her little sister, this was a protective and kind sister who loved Ruby to DEATH.
"N-no... it's okay, Dia... that little Ice cream cone will be morbin' soon and return in it's original form... that's what that sexy golden witch, Beatrice told me" Ruby smiled again as she pulled out her harry potter wand she bought at Universal Studios and she began to speak with a chant that could be described as schizophrenic yet oddly normal.
"May you return to your original form, Mr. Ice Cream cone... please arise from the dead and become new again... α²α|| ||πΉ β·α·βΈ Μ£ β·γͺ βΈ Μ£ πΉ ||πΉ β· original βπΉβ·α², mr. βα΅α· α΅β·α·αα² cone. !Β‘κα·ααα· arise ββ·πΉα² βΈ Μ£ βα· βΈα·αβΈ αγͺβΈ Κα·α΅πΉα²α· γͺα·β΄ αβ£αβγͺ" Ruby smiled, nothing seemed to happen initially until the Ice Cream cone began to speak with a determined tone, it uttered out three ICONIC words that will forever be remembered amongst the likes of Neil Armstrong, Harvey Dent and Albert Einstein amongst the greatest quotes of all time, only an absolute KING could utter such genius.
"it's Morbin' Time!"
The Ice Cream cone yelled, it spoke not through the mouth but through telepathic means of ancient black magic fuckery... a yell so utterly loud, yet deathly quiet that only Ruby and Dia could hear...
Without hesitation, the scoop of ice cream began to rise from the ground and magically floated onto the cup... it regained its shape magically and appeared as if new on the floor... it was some weird shit by all means.
Ruby picked up the ice cream cone and showed it to Dia immediately, smirking smugly.
"See! I've restored it to its original form, just as I had learn from Beatoriche! The Golden Witch Beatrice...!"
Dia was very impressed by Ruby's magical skills and she smiled softly at her little sister and responded with an impressed tone.
"hey Ruby, can you restore my relationship with my boyfriend back to its original form... before that fucker cheated on me with that fucking bimbo?" She giggles, though there was a tad bit of pain in her voice.
"Forget about that guy, Dia... he's a little bitch" Ruby responded with an agitated tone, she had no respect for people who would cheat on her sister like that for Ruby cared greatly for her older sister... that motherfucker will be burning in hell it a bit.
"Hey sis, I've got a question for you..." Ruby asked with a curious tone and a quizzical look on her face.
"And what may that be, Ruby-chan?" Dia smiled, she forgot about her ex-boyfriend very quickly... though Ruby took a deep breath and wondered on whether she should say the following words.
"How will the world end, sister?" Ruby asked naively, Dia chuckled and gave out a strange, unusual and outright deranged answer which mirrored that of the schizophrenics located in Philly.
"Maybe it will be a great and cataclysmic end to the world where all matter of the universe is slowly turned into a cookie, the cookie-pocalyse will be spearheaded by the grandmatriarchs!" Dia pumped her fist with conspiratorial fervor, Ruby giggled softly and smiled.
"Sis... that's silly, I was told on an internet forum that the world will be overrun by evil singing toilets and perhaps even flying demonic astronauts armed with gigantic groinsaws and hellspears" Ruby responded with a statement just as bizarre as her older sister had claimed.
"Holy fuck... are you on crack, Ruby?" Dia responded as the sun sets, the two girls headed out of the mall together with their hands held together tightly, from the corner of her eye... Reimu had spied on their whole interaction in her second job.
"Helluva lot better than Mokou and Kaguya, though they're both probably high and tripping balls with all of the apocalypse shit... Hell, I wish I could be tripping balls too!"