Chapter 5: Where the Dead Go to Die
Suggested Listening - Whatever you damn like, story goes better with music
"Hold up, what the fuck is going on...?!" Nico Yazawa spoke nervously, she could feel her legs shaking as people screamed in raw apoplectic horror, as if a zombie apocalypse had broken out all of the sudden in the middle of a damn mall in Houston, the Galleria/Walmart Mall.
It seemed all of the Muse girls were stunned by the outrage happening at the mall, it seemed like something that was beyond comprehension and something unspeakably evil was happening before their eyes... just what the fuck was going on here?!
"Attention Shoppers, we are aware of an incident which occurred in the farthest bathroom in the mall... we advise everyone not to panic and to calmly evacuate safely and orderly from the Galleria Shopping Mall in Houston, Texas. I rest assure that everyone will be safe from whatever is- AAHHGHJGDHKJGHKJDGHKJDHG!"
"What the fuck, did the PA just fucking die in front of our eyes... this is so fucked...!" Eli Ayase, the blonde russian of Muse spoke up with a worried tone... her hands were shaking as she cracked her knuckles, ready to slay whatever the fuck was lurking in this fucking mall.
That's when it happened, the unspeakable horror and evil which haunted this mall began to speak from the speakers across the mall... making sure everyone and everything heard its words.
"Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dabudu neeb neeb. skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dabudu neeb neeb."
"What...? Isn't that the song from those weird videos kids watch nowadays?" Umi Sonoda, the shy one spoke up with a look of confusion which was present through all of their faces. This was no ordinary message, it was as horrifying as it was strange.
Loud screams erupted across the mall as suddenly, every toilet in the mall began to move... human faces were sprouted out of the toilet bowls like something out of a fucked-up horror film... but this was reality and even worse, some of the Muse members were already being devoured and ripped apart by the putrescent teeth of angry toilet bowls!
"Rin... Hanayo! Get off my friends you pieces of porcelain!" Honoka cries out in agony, she began to burst at the seams with tears as she runs at the toilets with reckless abandon and an elfin fervor which shocks Nozomi Tojo.
"Honoka, stand back... you can't!"
Nozomi yelled in concern for her fellow friend and idol member, but who could blame Honoka who just lost two of her friends to these repulsive toilet monsters which did nothing more than sing and eat human flesh.
"Die... DIE YOU PIECES OF SHIT... I-I'LL..." Honoka stammered, they had nothing to combat these voracious toilet monsters and as a result... the remaining members of Muse had to scram, leaving the corpses of both Rin Hoshizora and Hanayo Koizumi to be voraciously ripped apart by the hungry toilet faces which continued their wonderful chants of "Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dabudu neeb neeb" endlessly and incessantly.
The remaining Muse members/Weapons
Honoka Kousaka - No Weapon
Eli Ayase - No Weapon
Kotori Minami - No Weapon
Umi Sonoda - No Weapon
Maki Nishikino - No Weapon
Nozomi Tojo - No Weapon
Nico Yazawa - No Weapon
Location: Houston, Texas
Group name: Muse Ensemble
"I believe the exit is this way, hurry up everyone... it seems every toilet here has become one of them..." Kotori spoke with a frightful tone, even the upper-classmen of Muse were panicking due to the severity of this incident... Honoka was still shaken up and crying, though she followed the remaining of her idol members into the escape from the horrific mall and they were greeted by an assortment of police vehicles and military personel which seemingly came after reports of whatever those new toilet things were... it seemed like they were inspired by the weird videos that Gen Alpha seems to watch nowadays on repeat and while young... now those things were REALITY.
"Are there any survivors you know of who are in the mall, you girls?" A military officer, a tall Chinese man spoke up as he touted his machine gun... ready to blast whatever was inside that damn galleria building once everyone evacuated quickly and quietly.
"Two of my friends... are dead, they've been devoured by evil singing toilets with human heads..." Honoka muttered out, she was still panting as she described what the monsters looked like...
The seven remaining members of Muse continue to leave the mall as planes begin to crash and people begin to scream again, the entire city of Houston, Texas was caught up in a gigantic hellhole as the unspeakable horrors of their situation dawned upon them.
Every single toilet... was being converted into what Eli Ayase dubbed as the "Skibidi Toilet."
"This... this is a nightmare, why is this happening..."Maki Nishikino spoke up in raw disbelief, every toilet in this city was being converted into a Skibidi Toilet, the haunting chants of the Skibidi toilets can be heard from miles away as various news stations began to report upon the crazy scene which was happening in Houston, Texas.
"Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dabudu neeb neeb. skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dabudu neeb neeb."
"Goddamn that everpresent sound, it's killing my ears!" Nico Yazawa, most famous for her "Nico Nico Nii" schtick was covering her ears in pain as the sounds of many Skibidi Toilets began to flood the streets with their incessant singing which permeates throughout the air.
"Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dabudu neeb neeb. skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dabudu neeb neeb."
"Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dabudu neeb neeb. skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dabudu neeb neeb."
"Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dabudu neeb neeb. skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dabudu neeb neeb."
Eli Ayase began to look around the rapidly deteriorating land of Houston, Texas... it seemed this was no longer a minor problem but now a massive infestation of Skibidi Toilets which began to take hold of this city.
"To Minute Maid Park... let's barricade in the stadium for now, it's too hot to move and we can't find any damn cars..." Eli swore under her breath, with Honoka still badly shaken and terrified... she would have to assume her new position as the temporary leader of the group... they needed to find themselves something to arm themselves with and quickly because in their current state, they could absolutely not defeat a Skibidi Toilet and the Baseball Stadium, Minute Maid Park would likely have some baseball bats they could arm themselves with and with the massive gates... they could potentially secure a livable environment.
Additionally, the stadium likely had lots of canned foods in order to feed entire baseball crowds during Houston Astros home games which would service to feed them and lastly... suites could serve as perfect sleeping spots for them to rest.
"just remember girls, whenever the situation becomes shitty enough for us... we will abandon the Park and find a way out of this city..." Eli continued, they arrived at the tall gates of the Minute Maid Park in Houston... Eli and the girls climbed over the large gates which luckily... a Skibidi Toilet couldn't climb over.
Quicking sneaking into the now abandoned dugout of the Houston Astros Baseball Club, the girls quickly pick-up a bunch of baseball bats... though they were unfortunately made out of wood.
"Not the best weapon, but it'll do when smashing in those toilet fuckers" Kotori spoke bitterly as Umi Sonoda spoke up with a concise tone, she pointed at something and warned the other members of Muse.
"Skibidi Toilet Alert"
Without wasting any time, the three eldest members of the group... Eli, Nozomi and Nico began marching towards the toilet and with a quick swing... they bludgeoned the toilet before Nico cleverly found the flushing handle.
"Say bye bye, toilet bitch" Nico smirked and watched as the Skibidi Toilet was dismantled fairly quickly...
"Seems like they're fairly easy to deal with if left alone, as long as they don't get the jump on you that is..." Nozomi observed, they begin to smash the toilet to pieces with their wooden bats.
"Now that I think about it, shouldn't we go clear out this stadium... so that it's 100% Skibidi free?" Eli offered as she gently washed the blood off her wooden baseball bat, the other girls nodded in unison.
"Absolutely, we cannot let ourselves be eaten by Skibidi Toilets when we sleep tonight..." Kotori responded with a nod, followed by Honoka, Umi and Maki who also nodded with determination... though Honoka was still shaken up and she had relinquished the leadership roles to Eli Ayase who was more suited for dealing with Skibidi Toilets at the moment.