Anti-Toilet Alliance: The Great Hope and Despair Chapter 6: Fall of the Human Dynasty, a touhou project fanfic

Chapter 6: The Fall of the Human Dynasty

Suggested Listening: Tribes & Tribulations - Bloons Tower Defense 6/B.T.D.6

Sanae stared at the TV like a human zombie, her mouth wide open and drooling like a fool in the making, though she was already a drug-laced, addicted fool... she pulled out a syringe which was loaded with the dreams of the deceased which she had extracted from the memory glands of human cadavers in the morgue that one time.

"Aww fuckin' hell, why am I so damn broken... why did I become this way?" /c/

Sanae spoke to herself as she saw her reflection on the window, she was a hot and sexy shrine maiden... now a drug addict who drifted through her life with these new and powerful drugs which she injected into her brain.

Sanae distinctively remembers many different wild trips she took while on the liquid memory drugs, she rememebers being surrounded by giant floating dogs with giant bug heads and various shadowy men with singular eyes and a group of violent terrorists with the heads of emojis which were connected by fiber optics which were obtained through a Zelda dungeon chest.

But Sanae had enough of her drug addiction because she figured that she could become something much greater than what she was now, she could transcend beyond the boundary of being a pathetic and lowly piece of trash... so she did.

Sanae cleaned up her act and began to eat her vitamins, eat her veggies and work-out every day to get a sexy butt... though she was still addicted to TV, at least she was clean and healthy now.

The last thing that Sanae did to cure herself of her addiction to cocaine, LSD, weed, meth and liquid memories was to abandon her fandom in the Carolina Panthers and become a fan of a REAL N.F.L Team like the motherfucking Vikings who became a dynasty under the G.E.Q.B.U.S that is Sam Darnold who signed a contract with the Minnesita Vikings at the age of 50+ after obtaining 15 Superbowls with the Minnesota Vikings after signing with them harmlessly in 2024 which felt like ages ago.

It was under the rule of the G.E.Q.B.U.S A.K.A God Emperor Quarterback Of The United States that the Minnesota Vikings ascended into becoming an NFL dynasty and it was under G.E.Q.B.U.S's rule that they crushed the Kansas City Chiefs AND the New England Patriots at the SAME time when both former dynasties converged into a freak monstrosity of power... but none could oppose the power of the G.E.Q.B.U.S once he escaped from the evil clutches of the New York Jets and the Carolina Panthers who have continued to suck balls because of how they attempted to ruin Sam Darnold, the G.E.Q.B.U.S.

Sanae was clean now and repping her Purple Vikings Jersey in her home, she was a tad annoyed that ESPN was talking about LeBron's legacy still despite Sam Darnold surpassing both Patrick Mahomes II and Tom Brady in Superbowl Victories.

But she wasn't a lowly druggie anymore for she was saved by becoming a Sam Darnold fan so she held in the urge to punch the TV this time around, she had officially reached the self-restraint of the average human being... yet Sanae felt like a new person, as if she awakened from her previous sinful flesh and became an entirely new being... it was liberating to the highest degree.

And yet, all of her progress as a human being... all of her blood, sweat and tears that she poured into curbing her loathsome drug addiction was instantly rendered useless as the constant spew of ESPN slop was suddenly replaced by the newly formed news corporation known as Bunbunmaru News which spawned from the Bunbunmaru Newspaper, Sanae remembered back when it was a shitty tabloid newspaper run by that damn bird bitch.

BREAKING NEWS: Invasion of "Skibidi Toilets" causes chaos in Houstons Galleria Mall, multiple dead.

In an unexpected turn of events, a group of Skibidi Toilets invaded a bustling mall in Houston, Texas, leaving shoppers and staff in a state of confusion and panic as seemingly normal toilets are being turned into evil "Skibidi Toilets" which have begun devouring human beings, multiple have been confirmed dead as of today.

Sanae chuckled in relative amusement, not because she was a degenerate but because she was conditioned to the idea that the Bunbunmaru News Corporation was fake bullshit news, she thought that it was all an act and that nobody really died, how foolish, dumb, idiotic and naive she was... dumb green haired, washed-up shrine maiden.

The sounds of pipes bursting can be heard from afar and Sanae approached the bathroom where the sounds likely came from, she didn't know why she was nervous... what was there to be nervous about, surely those so-called "Skibidi Toilets" weren't real... Bunbunmaru news was never real, it had a pivotal role in people buying the specialized "S.T.P.M" Toilets by claiming they were cleaner, cheaper and capable of self-cleaning... they were decent toilets but nothing nearly as valuable as claimed.

But as Sanae took a look at her bathroom, a loud roar could be heard out of her S.T.P.M Toilet and then... that same chant, that same haunting chant that angered her greatly... the same hypnotic chant that everyone recognized from years prior.

"Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dabudu neeb neeb. skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dabudu neeb neeb."

The great descendant of a goddess, the great Sanae Kochiya trembled in her boots as she heard this hellacious chant, she felt like ice was being dragged down her back as a great chill rose through her spine... they were real... the "Skibidi Toilet" was a real thing and as per the news story claimed, they were deadly and capable of devouring man.

The Skibidi toilet locked onto Sanae with an infernal gaze, the Skibidi toilet approaches Sanae Kochiya, eager to headbutt her and knock her down... it's large neck extends very far and it smiles with an ugly and horrific grin as its face rapidly approaches Sanae and knocks her down onto the floor.

"Brr Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes Skibidi tapuled deip deip. Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes Skibidi tapuled deip deip"

As Sanae is knocked onto the floor, she looks up in horror as the toilet stares her down and with its long neck, it begins to descend upon her exposed body... ready to tear her body into pieces of flesh and sink its ugly and putriscent teeth into her.

Thinking quickly, Sanae grabs the head of the Skibidi toilet before it can sink its teeth into her vulnerable form, she struggles with all her might to keep the Skibidi Toilet head from digging its teeth into her body.

"Get off me, you filthy thing!"

Sanae cries out as she tries to push the head away from her body, she makes sure to be careful that it doesn't accidentally bite her arm off, the Skibidi Toilet emits a gurgling growl, its teeth gnashing dangerously close to Sanae's arm.

"Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dabudu neeb neeb. skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dabudu neeb neeb."

It's haunting and unending chant was constant and uninterrupted, the struggle continues with this evil chant continuing to permeate through Sanae's home in Aventura, Florida.

"Someone, help!"

With adrenaline coursing through her veins, Sanae puts all her strength into prying the creature's head away from her. But it's relentless, thrashing and snapping with surprising force.

"Why won't you just let go?!"

Sanae felt as if her arms were about to give out, this toilet was just too strong to be taken on without any weapons, especially since Sanae used a slightly bigger toilet than most people used.

The toilet's head emits a high-pitched screech, sending shivers down Sanae's spine. She feels panic rising within her, but she refuses to give up... but the toilet begins to shake in an insane frenzy as its chant got deranged.

"SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI!"

Sanae was in the fight of her life, she knew that if this had happened back when she was a druggie... she would've long since died, but not this time... she wasn't going to die to a damn toilet creature... not today at least.

"I WILL NOT DIE TO A TOILET!" Sanae roared as she escapes the toilet's grasp, while they had strength... they lacked mobility and agility which Sanae used to escape her horrific predicament, being chased by a toilet...

chaos reigns as the Skibidi toilets overrun the streets of Florida. The once vibrant cityscape is now a scene of utter devastation. Skibidi toilets roam freely, their grotesque forms clattering and skittering over pavement and through buildings, leaving destruction in their wake...

Sanae rushes through the entrance of the Aventura Mall, her breath ragged from the struggle with the Skibidi toilet which had nearly ripped her apart with its teeth, Sanae spotted a familiar face in the mall... a familar face from her Gensokyo days, Reimu.

"REIMU...! There are a bunch of crazy-ass toilets running around and trying to kill us outside of this mall! The Skibidi toilets are everywhere, and they're attacking people!" Sanae spoke with a panicked tone, she was out of breath and terrified... Reimu looked at her blankly.

Reimu sighed and responded with a bored and annoyed tone, "Geez... I heard you became addicted to drugs, but I sure didn't know it was this bad..."

Sanae continued to speak frantically, she was attacked by a toilet and she knew it.

"Reimu I swear, there are thousands of evil singing toilets that are known as "Skibidi Toilets..." I know it sounds crazy, but it's true! They're like... living toilets, and they're rampaging through the world..."

Reimu's brow furrows in concern as she processes the information, she rolled her eyes and spoke with an ignorant tone of voice...

"What the FUCK are you talking about?"

Then... the large entrance of the mall blew up.

As Sanae hastily discuss the imminent threat of the Skibidi toilets, a sudden tremor rocks the ground beneath them. The air crackles with tension, and a distant rumble grows steadily louder, like the ominous approach of a thunderstorm. Then, without warning, a blinding explosion illuminates the horizon, casting eerie shadows across the landscape.

The force of the blast sends shockwaves rippling through the air, rattling windows and causing debris to rain down from above. The ground shudders beneath their feet, threatening to give way at any moment.

Flames erupt into the sky, painting it a fiery orange as billowing plumes of smoke rise high into the air, obscuring the once clear vista. The acrid smell of burning debris fills the air, stinging their nostrils and choking their lungs.

The next thing that Reimu and Sanae heard was a loud scream that was somehow louder than the sound of the loud explosion, a scream of horror and terror.

"AHHH... DON'T WORRY RUBY, WE WILL BE ALRIGHT... I PROMISE..."

Reimu and Sanae spot two trembling girls, likely sisters in the middle of the mall during the chaos... they knew they had to save them