Chapter 7: The Aventura Mall

Suggested Listening: Over - Umineko: When They Cry


"Skibidi is Love, Skibidi is Life... it's all over now..." Reimu spoke as her eyes widened at the fact that Sanae was not bullshitting this time around, this was real shit... and these "Skibidi Toilet" fuckers were real and devouring people like how a kid would devour Olive Garden Breadsticks.

There was no mercy to their actions, they devoured people like they were candies... ripping, biting and chewing them into oblivion and beyond repair... Sanae and Reimu were disgusted.

As Sanae and Reimu navigate through the Aventura Mall, they're met with scenes of utter chaos. Shouts and screams pierce the air as panicked shoppers scramble for safety, their faces etched with fear. Skibidi toilets, their twisted forms rolling and lurching, wreak havoc throughout the once bustling mall... Storefronts are smashed to splinters, their contents strewn across the floor in a chaotic mess. Clothes racks topple over, sending garments flying in all directions. The sound of breaking glass echoes through the halls as windows shatter under the relentless assault of the malevolent toilets with human heads... The Skibidi toilets continue their rampage, their grotesque forms crashing through walls and tearing apart everything in their path. It's a scene of pure chaos, a nightmare come to life in the heart of the once vibrant shopping center which had been based in Aventura, Florida... it was one of the largest shopping malls in the United States and speaking of which, why have both Skibidi toilet invasions started in MALLS of all places, how uncreative and lame of the writer SMH.

Sanae and Reimu expertly navigate the rubble from the destroyed wall of the mall... piles of festering glass began to appear on the ground which made it harder for the two girls to navigate, one mistake could mean injury or death... what a harsh punishment for a simple fuck-up, but such was life... life isn't fair, Reimu knew that better than anyone as she was a poor girl who worked bagging groceries all day, fuck that shit...

Sanae carefully steps on top of the rocky rubble, avoiding the sharp glass at all costs and expertly doing so alongside Reimu who follows closely after her... and once they skip the rival, they leap into the frey!

"We're going to save you girls... I promise!" Sanae yelled as she and Reimu pull the two terrified girls aside and take them to a small safe room which was located in the top offices of a Neiman Marcus at the 3rd floor of the mall where the Skibidi Toilets struggled to reach, there were probably hundreds of people in the Third floor of Neiman Marcus which was already located on the second floor of the Mall... it was the highest point of the mall and the hardest for the Skibidi Toilets to arrive to.

"Hey... are you two okay?!" Sanae spoke with the utmost concern, she looked at the trembling sisters and the eldest one spoke up for the younger and terrified sister... they both looked like school idols.

"W-we're alright... but my little sister is scared, what happened..." Dia spoke with a fearful tone, it was an awful experience to be stuck in a mall which was being terrorized by Skibidi Toilets.

Clinging to her elder sister tightly in the very cramped Neiman Marcus, Ruby cuddled close to her sister and spoke nervously... she had the expression of horror, as if she had seen a ghost...

"I-I... my prediction..." Ruby spoke fearfully, she remembered back to the things she said earlier about how the world was going to be overrun by evil singing toilets... and these evil "Skibidi Toilets" would chant their evil and hynotic chant.

"brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dabudu neeb neeb"

Ruby's playful "end of the world" prediction became REAL... and that very realization haunted and shook her to the core, she began to shift her weight uncomfortably as she began to feel stressed.

"I-I'm sorry..." Ruby muttered out nervously as Sanae, Reimu and Dia look at her quizzically, what was there to be sorry about?

"Sorry about what... you didn't cause this, did you...?" Reimu raised an eyebrow, looking at the younger Kurosawa sister with confusion and intrigue.

Ruby began to sweat and she felt lightheaded, like she did something wrong... she had predicted the future with her predicative words of death, could her seemingly innocent end of world joke become reality and kill people...

"I-I said the world would end with a bunch of evil singing toilets... and it looks like they became reality, I-I'm sorry..." Ruby felt incredible amounts of guilt, even if she had done nothing... it was all just a massive coincidence, surely it was.

Sanae and Dia comfort the little Ruby, Reimu meanwhile was on the lookout and she quickly spotted a familiar two girls from Gensokyo, Kaguya Houraisan and Fujiwara No Mokou, they were together and holding candlesticks which they retrieved from a boring furniture store.

"Yo.. Kaguya, Mokou... surprised you two aren't trying to kill each other, even during this Skibidipocalypse..." Reimu spoke sarcastically... ]

"Shut the fuck up, Reimu... we're gonna go back to fighting each other once this toilet shit ends, but first... we've gotta survive this damn shit, its kinda tough having to protect this dumbass weeb."

Mokou points at Kaguya who was busy performing Katana poses with the candlestick, she accidentally pokes an old boomer who snorted and spoke bitterly, even though all the boomers would be dead by 2060, so lets call him a zoomer.

"Kids these days..."

The Old fucker fucked off and went downstares, due to the low attentions spans of the Zoomer generation however... he forgot there were hundreds of Skibidi Toilets eager to feast on his flesh... he was ripped apart and asunder... Kaguya was still making katana poses and acting like a weeb, she was a pathetic NEET of all things... a lazy creature which Mokou hated.

"What the fuck is Kaguya doing?" Reimu looked at Kaguya with an incredulous look, she was confused as to what Kaguya was doing with a literal candlestick in her hands, she looked like a fool.

Mokou sighed and explained that Kaguya was a geeky dumbass, she was a weeb who thought the candlestick was a katana because she was delusional, "She thinks that she is swinging a katana, I know... that is probably the stupidest thing you have ever heard... but she is one of those weebs."

A large TV at the Neiman Marcus showed how the Skibidi Toilets have begun to appear everywhere and have begun devouring everything, chaos began to envelop the world and anarchy began to rise...

Gunshots began to ring as anarchy began to erupt in the mall, people screamed as all hell broke lose... Sanae, Reimu, Dia, Ruby, Mokou and Kaguya were all shocked into action... they each felt adrenaline course through their veins as the threat wasn't just from the Skibidi Toilets, but by Anarchists as well... those opportunistic fucks who waited for an apocalypse to take advantage of the lawlessness, fuckin' preppers.

Sanae's heart raced as chaos consumed the once bustling mall. She grabbed Reimu's hand, her grip tight with fear, and yelled over the gunfire, "We have to get out of here, now!"

There was no time to designate a leader, they had to make a break for it, they either had to live... or they had to die by Skibidi Toilet or by Gunshots, all of the girls were terrified and in panic... it was beyond terrifying to be stuck in such a hellacious situation which threatened to murder them all... they had all just met today with the exceptions of Dia/Ruby and Mokou/Kaguya and they now had to form a ragtag group of survivors amongst each other, they were once strangers... now a fully fledged group, even enemies became partners in survival.

Reimu nodded, her expression grim. "Agreed. Follow me, we'll head for the emergency exits."

Reimu searches for exits from the mall, the top of Neiman Marcus was now the worst place to be as there were no ways to escape onto the outside of the mall, unless you wanted to die from plummeting 100 feet to your death that is and scanning the area around her, Reimu finally spotted the still-running escalators which would provide escape from the anarchy and battle that was happening on the top floor.

Dia, Ruby, Mokou, and Kaguya joined them, their faces a mixture of terror and determination. Together, they navigated through the panicked crowd, dodging overturned kiosks and desperate shoppers who were either killed or panicking and eratic, it was like navigating through a sandstorm of people and at any second, a bullet could dig through their body and murder the shit out of them.

Rushing throught the vast sea of panicking people, they begin to see the large escalators which can provide their escape to the main mall where there was more space and most of all, more escapes to the outside where they could distance themselves from other people... the six girls begin running down the escalators which were going down... they miraculously don't trip and find themselves upon the second floor of Neiman Marcus, so they repeat the process as the mass cacaphony of screams becomes nearly unbearable as people are being shot, devoured or trampled by others... upon taking the second escalator down, they arrive at the first floor where they were assaulted by the smell of around 100 different perfumes at the same time, mainly as they had all been spilt by the vast amount of people who were tumbling out of Neiman Marcus, blood lining the floor as many people were shot or trampled... and even worse, the Skibidi Toilets were waiting outside the entrance to kill those who were fleeing Neiman Marcus.

Imagine the entire population of one of the largest malls in the United States, imagine all of those people crammed into a Neiman Marcus... it was mass chaos and with how many people who were trying to exit, it was a miracle that none of the girls was trampled, especially the little Ruby who's skull could've been split like a coconut had she have been trampled in such a way... but the escape wasn't over yet, even if they were on the bottom floor.

Seeing the Skibidi Toilets who crowded the entrance to Neiman Marcus, their eyes widened in horror... this left the people in a horrific predicament of staying at Neiman Marcus and likely being shot and looted... or barging into the crowd of Skibidi Toilets who were eager to rip people apart and asunder... Dia's pupils shook and trembled in horror as people rushed into the crowd of Skibidi Toilets and were torn apart by the Skibidi toilets, killing them very quickly and violently... only leaving a pair of bones to spare, the Skibidi Toilets ate the meat of the people like how a human might eat a pair of baby back ribs... soft, meaty and tender.

Reimu began to shout at her comrades, only Kaguya and Mokou were armed at the time and Reimu had a plan on how to barge past the Skibidi Toilets, she spoke with a harsh and sargeant-like tone.

"Mokou, Kaguya... point yout sharp candlesticks and charge at full speed, don't stop... we will be right behind you guys, just yolo it... if you DIE you DIE" Reimu spoke, she wasn't very convincing, but Kaguya sighed.

"That shit only works in Anime... and I believe that I am an anime protagonist, so fuck it... lets rock this joint!" Kaguya smirked and readied her candlestick which she viewed as the spear of the Great Remilia Scarlet, Gungnir... Mokou wasn't convinced but seeing how people were now starting to be killed in the second floor, she didn't mind anymore and she went for it... the two of them charge through the horde of Skibidi Toilets, their sharp candlesticks intimidate them from trying to eat them... the following members such as Reimu, Sanae, Dia and Ruby follow shortly after them... though Ruby needed to have her hand held or she might've tripped or had her flesh stripped off her bone by a crazy Skibidi Toilet.

As they reached the emergency exits, they were met with a grim sight... The doors were blocked by heavy debris, likely the result of the chaos unfolding inside and outside simulataneously, what an unfortunate and fucked-up sight...

"We need to find another way out," Mokou said, her voice tense... she normally didn't get scared, but realizing they couldn't escape from the rapidly deteriorating mall was a horrible feeling, especially when they saw a group of smaller Skibidi Toilets slowly chasing after them... their chants continued as they endlessly charged at them.

SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI!

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SKIBIDI...

The last "Skibidi" was slightly deeper than the other ones, that was because the Skibidi Toilet that chanted it was slightly bigger than the average toilet, a frightening sight for the survivor group... as Reimu and Mokou continue trying to beat down the door, Sanae begins to panic slightly... Sanae scanned the area frantically, her mind racing for a solution. "There's a service corridor nearby," she said, pointing in the direction she remembered. "It should lead us to another exit."

With little hesitation, the group followed Sanae as she led them through the labyrinth of corridors of the mall... they were shockingly empty and isolated from everything else which made them pieceful, yet terrifying as the sounds of violence echoed around them, a constant reminder of the danger they faced and a shockingly weird way, the empty and desolate labyrinth of corridors in the mall reminded Ruby and Dia of the Backrooms they used to joke about.

The only sounds that can be heard are the sounds of violence erupting from where people were being slayed by the anarchists, the constant repetetive loop of "Skibidi" chants and most importantly... the loud sound of the clock in the distance which only added to the mysteriousness of these corridors.

Finally, they emerged into the service corridor, dimly lit and filled with the scent of stale air. They hurried along, their footsteps echoing against the concrete floor, as they reached the end of the corridor, they found themselves faced with a heavy metal door which was heavily rusted and with a collective effort, they pushed it open, revealing a world vastly different from the one they left behind... this was the new world, it was dead...

Outside, the once bustling city now lay in ruins and urban decay. Buildings stood charred and crumbling like scattered lego towers, the sky choked with smoke and ash, turning into an eerie blood red hue, In the distance, they could hear the distant wail of sirens and the rumble of explosions from crumbling towers, anarchists and evil Skibidi Toilet monsters who caused the explosions...

One particular explosion rocked the base of the earth, the earth groaned and shook again as it the explosion filled the skies with its dreadful blasts, from the explosion could the same Skibidi chants be heard.

Skibidi Skibidi Skibidi...

"We're not safe here," Dia said, her voice barely above a whisper, she couldn't believe just how quickly the world around them had faltered following the Skibidi-pocalypse, it was a truly nightmarish scenario of epic proportions...

"We need to keep moving," Reimu replied, her gaze steely with determination... she didn't want her comrades to die, not today... she wants to survive alongside them... "We must escape this city... we have to find somewhere rural and isolated from the cities, the toilets will probably congregate around where the people are so they can devour them..."

With a silent agreement, they set off into the post-apocalyptic world, uncertain of what lay ahead but determined to face it together... they had to be strong, they had to be brave to traverse the nightmarish world that was now presented to them... this was reality now and they had to face it head on, just how Kaguya and Mokou did with the Skibidi Toilets...


The remaining Aventura Mall Survivors/Weapons/Status

Reimu Hakurei - No Weapon - Healthy Status

Sanae Kochiya - No Weapon - Healthy Status

Kaguya Houraisan - Large Candlestick with sharp end - Healthy Status

Fujiwara No Mokou - Large Candlestick with sharp end - Healthy Status

Dia Kurosawa - No Weapon - Healthy Status

Ruby Kurosawa - No Weapon - Healthy Status

Location - Aventura, Florida

Group Name - The Southeastern Survival Group of Florida


All six girls had to collectively agree to flee from Aventura, they had to be on the move or the Skibidi Toilets would surely surround them and most of all... they needed weapons and gear, they couldn't survive without any gear because at this rate... they will be toast as only Kaguya and Mokou were armed... Reimu had her plan set in motion and she began to speak loudly again.

"Everyone... if we can find ourselves a way of escaping Aventura, we must do so immediately..." Reimu spoke, she had taken the position as the leader of the Southeastern Survival Group of Florida, also abbreviated as S.S.G.F for short.\

"If you say so, but where do we find our means of escape?" Mokou responded with as she looked around the battered scenery of Aventura, Florida, "What must we do?"

Sanae immediately spotted a group of rogue thugs who were driving a large 2024 Jeep Wrangler.

"We can take those guys out and steal their truck, we have to escape this place... together."