A day had passed since the great fall of SpongeBob SquarePants and his fellow agents of Anarcho-Communists/AnComs and now that those eternal bestial fucks have been slayed, there is always a new evil to govern the gawd-damn nation of America.
For there is always a new evil to replace the old in this world, thus is the circle of life.
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Chapter 19: Leaving Jacksonville, Florida
The Following day after the shit-heap that was the battle of Jacksonville
Reimu had diligently begun to pack her supplies into the heavy survival backpacks that they had brought over from raiding some sort of store earlier before they had arrived to Jacksonville, all of those other motherfuckers who Reimu dared to call her comrades were sound asleep, they had long since fallen into deep slumber amidst the penthouse that once belonged to SpongeBob SquarePants before his cranium exploded and was revealed to have been manipulated by Parasitic Skibidi Toilets that is.
Reimu felt her anger rise in her heart as she went berserk and began yelling at her comrades to wake the fuck up with elfin fuckfury, her anger was palpable and filled to the brim with rage that pulsated in her groin area and in her boobs.
As the morning sun filtered through the windows of the opulent and gaudy penthouse, Reimu's frustration simmered as this petulant fuckheaded american patriot sauntered across the Penthouse of SpongeBob. She paced around the room, her movements tense and loud enough to demonstrate the raw fuckrage which was coursing through her veins, as she collected her gear she looked upon her sleeping comrades with impatience before roaring upon the group.
"Oi, you lazy assholes! Wake the fuck up before I start playing some fucking baby Shark on the fucking speakers!" Reimu's voice rang out sharply, cutting through the peaceful silence of the morning as her words roared through the Penthouse and swarming into the ears of her comrades with unspeakable loudness.
Ruby stirred first, her eyes fluttering open in confusion as the sheer threat of being forced to listen to Baby Shark was too much for her brain to handle. "Reimu...? What's wrong?" she asked, her voice still thick with sleep.
"Get your asses out of bed, all of you motherfuckers!" Reimu barked out, her eyes narrowing as she fixed her glare on each member of the group in turn as she raised her candlestick. "We've got shit to do and I'm not waiting around for your sorry asses to catch up... do it or I'll have you all listen to Baby Shark until your ears all bleed."
Dia sat up after Ruby, rubbing her eyes groggily. "Is everything okay, Reimu...?"
"Okay?! Does it look okay to you, Dia?" Reimu snapped, her patience wearing thin upon her comrades with divine fuckrage, "We've got a city infested with Skibidi Toilets and god knows what else and you all think it's nap time? Get your shit together before I fuck all of your parents."
Sanae, sensing Reimu's mounting frustration quickly sat up and joined the conversation with a timid voice, "Reimu, calm down... We'll get ready so please don't fuck my parents or make us listen to Baby Shark..." she said, trying to diffuse the tension but the sheer horrors of having to listen to that god-forsaken song was beyond all of their wildest imaginations when it came to the horrors of listening to that damn song.
"Fuck off Reimu, I was having a good dream about meeting my husbando that one time..." Kaguya grumbled as she stood up, she sounded beyond pissed and filled with anger at the Reimu for forcing her ass to wake up.
Reimu's jaw clenched at this petulant defiance of Kaguya who has become more troublesome recently for the Reimu, "We don't have time for your silly dreams about your fake husbandos or whatever the fuck you call that weeb shit" Reimu retorted harshly, testing the resolve of Kaguya Houraisan, "Besides... your husbandos aren't even real so don't give me none of that Husbando dream shit."
Kaguya gritted her teeth at the words of Reimu which hit her sore spot, Kaguya fired back with a voice that was filled with righteous fuckrage and outright weebish stupidity which baffled Reimu.
"𝔻𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕕𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕜 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕞𝕪 ℍ𝕦𝕤𝕓𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 CUNT, 𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕚𝕟 𝕞𝕪 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤!"
Reimu just ignored Kaguya's petulant retort and looked over at Mokou, she walked up to her and slapped her in the ass as hard as she could, jolting the ex-immortal awake forcefully and against her gawd-damn will.
"Wake the fuck up, Mokou! We've got work to do, and I'm not gonna carry your sorry ass!" Reimu barked, her tone laced with raw aggression and fuckrage as she slapped Mokou in her ass, jolting her awake.
Mokou jolted awake at the unexpected slap on her butt, her eyes wide with surprise and shock "Oi... what the fuck was that for?! Do you want to die today Reimu?! Cuz I'll give you the ol' Washington Heights drill where a bunch of motherfucking crack-headed students take turns slapping you with their motherfucking shit or with their motherfucking guns!"
There was no doubt about it, Mokou was from the ghettos of Los Angeles and probably a tad unhinged, she looked at Reimu in the eyes and cracked her knuckles with elfin fuckrage, "Cuz if you're gonna slap my ass, I'm gonna rip your muthafuggin bones apart and send your crack-head ass back to Gensokyo!"
"Sure go ahead, send my ass flying back to Gensokyo because fuck Earth... I want my damn shrine maiden powers back" Reimu chuckled at the raw rage of Fujiwara No Mokou, testing this brash woman and testing the legitimacy of her words, but Mokou wasn't having it.
"Take this bitch, I'll lay off the motherfucking Washington Heights Drill but it doesn't mean I won't kick your ass!"
Mokou gave Reimu an uppercut from hell which Reimu dodged, Mokou proceeded to unleash a raw fuckrage of brutal boxing combinations which hit nothing as Reimu had the defensive reflexes of Floyd Mayweather himself.
"Haha can't touch me Mokou! I am Invincible! Invincible! OWW-"
Mokou had picked Reimu up and performed a vicious german suplex upon Reimu, smashing the fuck out of her and causing Reimu to lay on the floor in pain as the sonic rings were knocked out of her... Mokou stood above Reimu, she chuckled with a shit-eating grin because nobody dares to mess with Mokou.
"Gawd-damn... what happened to Reimu?!" Sanae spoke with absolute shock, Reimu had been broken in half by Mokou's vicious suplex and it wasn't long until Reimu got up, she had gotten a sweet taste of humble pie at the hands of Mokou.
The remaining Aventura Mall Survivors/Weapons/Status
Reimu Hakurei - Large Candlestick with sharp end - Healthy Status
Sanae Kochiya - Heavy Minigun - Healthy Status
Kaguya Houraisan - Musket - Healthy Status
Fujiwara No Mokou - Musket - Healthy Status
Dia Kurosawa - Kitchen Knife - Healthy Status
Ruby Kurosawa - Small hammer - Healthy Status
Location - Jacksonville, Florida
Group Name - The Southeastern Survival Group of Florida
With everyone awake now, Reimu trudged towards the kitchen that was located in SpongeBob's Penthouse, pulling out a box of plain ordinary cheerios and some milk which was located in the fridge and with elfin fuckrage, Breakfast was served.
Suddenly, the LA Knight emerged from his deep slumber, his presence drawing Reimu's attention as she looked at him with annoyance... With a bark of frustration, she turned to him as she spoke with an angry and annoyed tone of voice.
"About time you woke up, you lazy sack of shit," she snapped at him with a tone laced with irritation. "Breakfast is served, so grab a bowl and eat up. We've got a long day ahead of us, and we can't afford to waste any more time... you're not even gonna fight, just handle the damn PARA-RAID device so we can connect over long distances you lazy fuck."
"Aww man, just some plain ordinary cheerios? Those shits are bland as hell" The LA Knight complained slightly, sounding a tad like a child which caused Reimu to reprimand him even more.
Reimu's irritation deepened as the LA Knight complained about the breakfast choice. She shot him a fierce glare, her eyes narrowed with impatience.
"You're lucky we have any food at all, you ungrateful piece of shit... stop acting like a child," Reimu retorted sharply, her voice tinged with annoyance at the audacity of LA Knight. "We're on a mission here, not at the fucking French Laundry in Yountville. Eat your damn Cheerios and stop whining like a little bitch."
The LA Knight raised his hands in a placating gesture, realizing he had pushed Reimu's buttons a bit too far in his quest for better Cheerios. "Alright, alright, I'll eat it," he muttered, his tone contrite as he grabbed a bowl and poured himself some cereal.
As the group gathered around the table and began to eat almost everyone groaned about how bland the Cheerios were, the exceptioms being Reimu, Mokou and Sanae who didn't give a shit about their nutritious breakfast being bland.
Ruby's disappointment was evident as she poked at her Cheerios with a sigh and stirred her soup with boredom... her expression crestfallen. "I wish we had Lucky Charms or Fruit Loops instead, Plain Cheerios are boring..." she mumbled, her voice tinged with childish longing.
Dia was sitting next to her, she glanced at her younger sister. "I know, Ruby. But we have to make do with what we have... besides these are way healthier than those other cereals" she said gently, trying to reassure her.
Sanae, who was busy munching on her plain Cheerios, chimed in with a shrug. "Hey, at least it's food..." she remarked, her tone light-hearted despite the blandness of their breakfast.
Reimu, overhearing the conversation, glanced over at Ruby with a raised eyebrow. "Stop complaining and eat up... I don't give a fuck about whether they're Cheerios or Lucky Charms or Fruit Loops, both are unhealthy as fuck and will diminish your health in a couple of years so get eating." she interjected, her voice firm and harsh as fuck, "We need our energy for what's coming next... whatever is next that is."
Reimu had no idea on what was to come next, that was the job of LA Knight to take care of and as this tall pissed-off shrine maiden stood up, she spoke once everyone had finished their bowls of Cheerios.
"Alright, assholes, listen up," Reimu announced boldly, her voice cutting through the air with authority that rivaled that of the great kings of the 18th centuries and below. "We've got a shitload of work to do, and we can't afford to waste any more time jerking off to our victory over SpongeBob, enough of this circlejerk bullshit."
She glanced around the room, meeting the eyes of each member of the group in turn and giving them all the Reimu Death Stare "Our next move is to track down the source of these Skibidi Toilet fuckers and put an end to this bullshit once and for all. LA Knight, I want you to start scanning the gawd-damn country for any signs of bullshit or any signs of unusual activity or concentrations of these motherfuckers moving forward... we need to figure out who caused this shit-storm or if these motherfuckers just spawned into this world."
Reimu paused for a moment to catch her breath and let her words sink into their brains, she then spoke loudly again... demanding harshly of her comrades. "The rest of you, gear up and get ready to move out. We're not stopping until we find those bastards and put an end to their little party and don't you guys think of complaining or throwing any hissy fits or I'll have to start slashing throats."
With that, Reimu turned on her heel and strode out of the room, she took a big swig of a nearby box of apple juice before tossing it into the trash can, she walked out and began to tie her damn shoes for the upcoming bullshit that they would have to face.
Reimu looked at the scenery below her from the penthouse, thousands of anarcho-communist corpses and rabid Skibidi Toilets were scatted across the floor like pieces of shit and scattered legos, what a fucking mess...
Reimu surveyed the grim scene below from the penthouse, her expression twisted with disgust at the chaotic aftermath as she looked down upon these pathetic Anarcho-Communists and their fallen bodies. The streets were littered with the remnants of the anarcho-communist forces and the rabid Skibidi Toilets, a bloody scene of destruction that stretched as far as the eye could see and caused Reimu looked down upon them with disgust.
"Look at this fucking mess," Reimu muttered under her breath, her voice tinged with disdain. "Like a goddamn battlefield littered with little pieces of shit."
The scattered bodies and broken Skibidi Toilets resembled discarded toys caused by a schizophrenic child, the result of a violent clash that had left devastation in its wake was the reality of this hellish and broken world. Reimu's eyes narrowed as she took in the scene, her mind already focused on the next steps of their mission and her plans on ridding the world of all injustice and bullshit.
"We need to clean this shit up and move on, we need a fucking genocide upon these gawd-damn Skibidi Toilets" Reimu declared, her tone resolute with her new goals now achieved, "No time to waste dwelling on this mess. LA Knight, any updates on the source of these fuckers?"
She turned to the LA Knight, her impatience clear in her gaze as the LA Knight was back in the computer lab, he spoke through the PARA-RAID device which was inside of Reimu's ear.
"Sorry Reimu, I've been scanning the area around Jacksonville and I'm not picking up anything substantial. It's like these Skibidi Toilets just popped up out of thin air," the LA Knight's voice crackled through Reimu's earpiece, a note of frustration underlying his words as he found absolutely nothing regarding the origins of the Skibidi Toilets.
He continued, his tone thoughtful as he processed the data streaming across the screens in front of him... "Whatever's causing this Skibidi Toilet uprising seems to be evading our detection. It's possible they're being controlled remotely, or there's some sort of signal we're not picking up... OR they're just a bunch of new lifeforms that are evolving at rapid speeds."
The LA Knight glanced at the monitor displaying a live feed of the surrounding area, the digital map dotted with red markers representing Skibidi Toilet activity, it was a radar that SpongeBob had in his house for no fucking reason, "Our best bet is to head east along the East Coast... just to see how the motherfucking beaches look from here, hell... we'd might as well go on a little trek to New York City to see how those motherfucking things are doing in The Big Apple."
He paused to scratch his nose for a second and take a swig of alcohol from his mug, "Stay sharp out there Reimu... We're dealing with some unknown shit, and I don't like it one bit."
Reimu nodded grimly, her mind already racing with plans for their next move which was to tread across the East Coast, "Alright, let's gear up and get the fuck out of here. Everyone, pack your shit and be ready to move in ten. We've got a long road ahead of us."
By now they had all worn the same damn things and their clothing was getting dirty and being pushed to its limits, the only thing they had to pack was their food which they took from SpongeBob's penthouse pantries and stuffed everything into Ruby's large YETI bag and handed it to Mokou who was the strongest member of the group... Ruby was too damn weak to carry that YETI bag now.
Mokou hoisted the bag onto her shoulders with a loud grunt and began adjusting the straps for comfort to fit her toned body, she looked much stronger than that skinny and scrawny NEET named Kaguya and despite the weight, she appeared unfazed as her impeccably toned frame was capable of bearing the load without strain, she didn't look like a muscular girl but Mokou was strong as shit... that was just anime logic.
"Alright, let's get our butts moving," Reimu commanded, her voice cutting through the tense atmosphere. "Stay close and keep your eyes peeled... last thing I want is for one of us to lose a fucking limb."
Sanae took charge of a headcount to insure that somehow nobody died during the night and ensuring that no one was left behind in the chaotic aftermath of their battle with the Skibidi Toilets and anarcho-communist forces for some reason or another.
"One... two... three..." Sanae counted each member of the group, including LA Knight who would stay back at the Penthouse in order to give them critical information and serve as their navigator in case of any bullshit.
Meanwhile, LA Knight received his minigun back from Sanae for the fucking thing was way to damn heavy and the recoil was too damn strong and therefore rendered the fucking thing as useless for anyone, not even Mokou could wield the damn thing without lots of difficulty and carrying that fucking thing across the United States of America would prove to be unimaginably difficult for anyone who was human, they needed someone with superhuman strength to wield that fucking thing.
Reimu picked up her trusty candlestick which had remained by her side for days now, it was her trusted weapon of choice and it wasn't going anywhere... at least until Reimu found something that had the same capabilities as this trusty candlestick... she had even given it a name, ̷͓̽T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷
Reimu's hand closed around the familiar grip of her modified candlestick, a weapon that had served her well throughout their turbulent journey through Skibidi Toilet hell, The sturdy and dependable feel of the metal gave her a sense of fuckrage which cascaded through her body like heroin passing through the blood-stream of an addict, thus was the prophecy of Reimu.
With balls of fire in her eyes, Reimu affectionately referred to her candlestick as "T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷" a fitting name for a weapon that had undoubtedly seen its fair share of action and was most notable in splitting ruined heads asunder, this trusty companion had become an extension of herself and a replacement for the Purification Rod she had lost in the Rapture of Gensokyo which had sent them to Earth ten years ago, this Candlestick was a reminder of what she had lost and also on what she had gained from the shithole called Earth.
As she marched forward with her comrades at her sides, Reimu kept T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷ close at hand, ready to unleash its formidable power upon the unfortunate souls who will have their skulls split in half with the sheer power and weight of T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷ and the hefty yet comfortable weight of the Candlestick had long become familiar to Reimu who had grown attach to her bash brother, T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷.
With each step of raw fuckrage and fortitude which came from the sheer fuckrage which had begun brewing in all of their colons, This brethren of Survivors of Aventura Mall began to strive towards the Private Elevator which had been the only access to the Penthouse of SpongeBob, the anarcho-communist fuckhead who had been slain by Reimu and her group of patriots... she had decided to abandon the shitty previous name that they had and they were now rebranded to a new name, 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗣𝗔𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗧𝗦.
The remaining Aventura Mall Survivors/Weapons/Status
Reimu Hakurei - Large Candlestick with sharp end - Healthy Status
Sanae Kochiya - Heavy Minigun - Healthy Status
Kaguya Houraisan - Musket - Healthy Status
Fujiwara No Mokou - Musket - Healthy Status
Dia Kurosawa - Kitchen Knife - Healthy Status
Ruby Kurosawa - Small hammer - Healthy Status
Location - Jacksonville, Florida
Group Name - 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗣𝗔𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗧𝗦
RECOMMENDED LISTENING: DESPAIR-SYNDROME - DANGANRONPA TRIGGER HAPPY HAVOC
Sauntering towards the elevator, Kaguya decided to boast to Reimu with a petulant and boastful tone that could piss off even the classiest of gentlemen and the lowest of fools, "Yo Mokou, bet I can kill more Skibidi Toilets than you!"
"Yeah, well I don't give a shit because I used to beat the shit out of people back in the ghettos, those Skibidi Toilets are nothing compared to having to splatter brains across the damn pavement of fuggin Los Angeles while running from the fucking pigs."
Mokou raised an eyebrow menacingly as she reminisces about her time when she was just raptured to America and at the time, she had been raptured to that of a typical inner-city home in the middle of the ghettos, the Mokou couldn't give a fuck about what this privileged NEET had to say and her usual bullshittery.
Sanae meanwhile had begun to wash her hands alongside Ruby and Dia, the Reimu just watched from afar as everyone was getting ready to descend back down to the cold hard land of terra firma, its raw dustiness appearing before their eyes from the windows of the great penthouse of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Reimu thought about pancakes as everyone sauntered forth with divine fuckrage, each step shattering the tiles of the penthouse with naught but mighty power coming from their pulsating loins.
Turning her attention to the LA Knight, Reimu's voice carried a tone of authority which was filled with holy righteousness which only a shrine maiden could possess. "Keep your eyes peeled you lazy sack of shit... Shaun. We're heading into uncertain territory, and I don't want any surprise Skibidi Toilets ripping my fucking throat apart because unlike all of those filthy Anarcho-Communist fuckwits, I'd rather not get my boobs ripped off."
The LA Knight chuckled at Reimu's response, "Well aren't you a fine Tsundere baka... always eager to tear my ass apart with your shitty words, Compadre... but I'm on it boss, cuz I ain't a lazy sack of shit... just a drunk piece of shit."
Reimu shot a look of mock annoyance at the LA Knight's retort, her lips curling into a slight smirk despite all of the hormonal fuckrage which was raging in her panties at this very moment. "Well, at least you know your place, Knight and don't let your drunken antics get in the way of our mission to end these Skibidi Fuckwits cuz we've got enough shit on our hands to deal with without adding your hangover to the mix..."
Reimu's expression softened slightly as she looked upon the LA Knight. "Just make sure you don't screw it up, Shaun. I'm counting on you to keep us one step ahead of these parasitic shitters... cuz I'd hate to pull an Elvis Presley and die to a fucking toilet."
"Got'cha Compadre, time for you motherfuckers to rock the fuck out I assume? Now go and make Papa LA Knight proud you American Patriots!" LA Knight patted Reimu on the back with brotherly love and camaraderie before slapping her on the ass lightly.
"Go get those motherfuckers, my compadres... time to merc some motherfucking shitters!"
With the words of encouragement coming from the raw enthusiasm of the LA Knight coursing through their veins, Reimu & the Group all step into the golden elevator which once belonged to SpongeBob... it was gaudy as fuck and looked like it came from Dubai but rather, from the former vanity of SpongeBob SquarePants who had gone from a minimum wage worker at Bikini Bottom to a wealthy Anarcho-Communist fucklord after being raptured... though the Skibidi Toilets which had hijacked his brain had brought him down to his knees and had turned the once wealthy SpongeBob into that Anarcho-Communist fucklord which gave Reimu the chilling thought that somehow the Skibidi Toilets had their own political beliefs which was centered around Anarcho-Communism... Reimu as a member of the 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗣𝗔𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗧𝗦 could not stand for that absolute bollocks.
The Golden elevator was gaudy and disgusted the mind of the Ghetto-born Mokou, a girl who had been raised in poverty to become an unhinged delinquent... the raw gaudiness of the elevator made her want to vomit in sheer disgust at this vain display of opulence.
As the elevator descended, Mokou couldn't help but feel a rising sense of disgust at the ostentatious display of wealth surrounding them... The gaudy golden interior of the elevator clashed sharply with her shitty upbringing, a stark reminder of the stark divide between the haves and the have-nots in this twisted world they found themselves in... a world where all money was suddenly rendered irrelevant and those who had the largest of mansions were eaten alive by the sheer amount of Skibidi Toilets which came with having more bathrooms...
"heh... now that I think about it, why wasn't SpongeBob SquarePants attacked by the Skibidi Toilets? If anything, they seemed to be protecting his ass on the lower floors..." Kaguya theorized as she watched Mokou's continuous anger at the gaudy shit surrounding them.
"Didn't you remember? SpongeBob's entire fucking brain was filled with Micro Skibidi Toilets, they likely saw him as one of their own," Dia responded as she stroked the red hair of Ruby to sooth her weary soul, "The motherfucker was already under their control... there was no reason for them to attack what was essentially their puppet."
As Dia spoke about the puppetry of SpongeBob SquarePants, her words were filled with the raw and unspeakable horrors which had happened to SpongeBob. The revelation about SpongeBob being controlled by the Skibidi Toilets struck fear upon the group, adding a layer of complexity to their understanding of this beyond fucked-up situation.
Kaguya absorbed the words of Dia Kurosawa into her brain, passing through her neurons with pulsating speed, "So in other words, these Skibidi Fuckwits can mind-hack people like fucking parasites... great, just great."
Kaguya groaned in visible disgust at the idea, she could feel her nipples harden in raw fuckrage at the sheer thought of being hijacked by a group of miniature Toilets, it was something beyond evil and beyond fucked up.
Ruby was still horrified and shaken up by the fucked up event, the sight of SpongeBob and his brain exploding with blood and chunks of bloody meat would forever be ingrained into her brain, "I-I can't believe SpongeBob was just controlled like that, same with Mr. Krabs... and Patrick Star!" Ruby spoke with a fearful tone which came out of her mouth, that scene had been like something out of a horror movie... but it was real...
"Yeah Yeah... his fucking head exploded, big deal... it's time to head to the East Coast, we've got some fuck-slaying to do... now pay attention before I start making heads roll" Reimu spoke caustically, she had just grown tired of hearing her comrades talk n' shit... she needed them to pay attention.
As soon as they exit the Krusty Krab Headquarters, shit hits the fan immediately.
"Look at that shit, that's why I'm telling you fucks to pay attention"
Suddenly out of the bushes, Draymond Green comes out and shoots at them with a fucking Nailgun which was blocked quickly by Reimu who slashed upon the nails endlessly with T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷.
Sensing that his supposedly fool-proof ambush wasn't working, this fucking idiot decided to do what he usually does and he charges at Reimu and tries to choke her with his hands, a typical dirty move from Draymond Green... but while that shit worked on the NBA Court, it does not work in real life... it was a bad move for the Draymond Green.
*Slam* *Slam* *Slam* *THUD!*
Draymond Green hit the pavement with elfin fervor, his skull now split asunder as his dirty tactics had finally caught up to him... if the NBA refs weren't going to do it... then Sanae, the one who had split his head asunder with her own weapon was going to enact justice upon all of those other players that Draymond Green had assaulted throughout his NBA career and most notably, avenge Jordan Poole.
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The World outside of the Penthouse was still just as shitty as before and the brief respite from this shithole wasn't going to change any of that shit... the entire world was probably fucked at this rate which is exactly what gave Reimu the determination to slay the fuck out of the Skibidi Toilets and anyone who dared to ally with those motherfucking pieces of porcelain...
Cuz my style is ri-dic-dic-diculous-ulous-ulous Brrrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, Skibidi dabudu neeb neeb, Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, Skibidi dabudu neeb neeb.
The harrowing chants of the Skibidi Toilet are the only thing that can be heard amidst the battlefield that was Jacksonville, a city which was only starting the process of recovery from anarcho-communism led by Skibidi Toilets and their puppets... the only other sound heard amidst this battlefield were the harrowing sounds of human screams and gunfire, not a pretty combination to say the least.
Reimu and the rest of 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗣𝗔𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗧𝗦 were now at ground level and literally the second they had stepped out of the Krusty Krab Headquarters were they ambushed by Draymond Green, a likely Anarcho-Communist terrorist who had tried to kill these patriots of justice for slaying SpongeBob SquarePants and yet somehow, Draymond Green was still alive... though he could only speak for plot reasons.
"You can still speak you fucking psychopath? Go ahead and spit it out before I take you out of your misery you piece of fucking shit" Reimu spoke bitterly as she looked down at the crumpled form of Draymond Green who was on his last vestiges of life, unable to move and only allowed to speak was Draymond.
"Why the fuck did you try and ambush us? Why push Anarcho-Communism upon your human brethren you fool?" Reimu asked with a look of disgust on her face, she raised her foot over the split open skull of Draymond Green... trying to get an answer.
"C-Cuz I needed Anarcho-Communism... I needed it because the Washington Wizards Dynasty stole all of the thunder from the Warriors Dynasty!" Draymond spat out with rage and hate in his eyes, he was petty as fuck.
"Anarcho-Communism to settle a sports grudge... pathetic"
Reimu's fury erupted in a violent display of elfin fuckrage as she brought her foot down upon Draymond's skull with unrelenting force, delivering a final blow that echoed with a sickening crack that smashed the skull of Draymond Green like a watermelon being smashed with a hammer, the shattered remnants of Draymond Green's skull lay scattered amidst the chaos of the battlefield, his voice silenced forever and forgotten to the whims of time itself.
"Let's move out, we've wasted enough time here and it's time to rock the fuck out." Reimu spoke with a firm tone of authority which cemented her status as the head of the table amidst the group, none would dare question her except for maybe Kaguya Houraisan who was a petulant fuck-headed asshole...
With a sense of raw determination coursing through their bodies like Red Bull, the group sauntered forth across the sullied battlegrounds of Jacksonville, Florida... all eager to move the fuck out of this shit-heap and head to what was likely another shit-heap of a location because the world was just like that nowadays.
The group strove into the sunset dramatically, disappearing into the smoke-filled horizon with dramatic effect which symbolized their exit from the now recovering city of Jacksonville, Florida... a city which would hopefully return back to being a slightly better shit-hole of a city... though still a shit-hole.
"Now where did I leave that motherfucking Jeep Wrangler at?!" Reimu barked at her comrades, hoping that someone happened to know the gawd-damn answer... Ruby spoke up with some strong words that did not suit her normally shy demeanor.
"It's somewhere in the bushes, Dickweed" Ruby spoke bluntly, pissing off The Reimu into a pissed off frenzy.
"What the fuck did you fucking call me you little bitch?!" Reimu spat out, though she decided not to enquire further.
With tensions running high within the group... the group set out to locate their elusive Jeep Wrangler which was supposedly somewhere in the bushes to hide from any potentially filthy Anarcho-Communists, their search illuminated by the fading light of the setting sun which was now being covered by a couple of dark rainclouds. Ruby led the way, her normally timid demeanor replaced by a newfound sense of divine fuckrage which raged on in her soul and as they combed through the bushes, their frustration grew with each passing moment... causing Mokou to bark out.
"Man fuck this shit, where the hell is that damn Jeep?!" Mokou snarled, her patience wearing thin as the minutes ticked by in this search for some shitty-ass jeep, how the fuck could someone lose a fucking JEEP in a couple of trees near the outskirts of Jacksonville, Florida.
Just as they were about to give up hope, Dia let out a triumphant shout as she found that motherfucking Camo-colored Jeep "Found it"
Their Jeep Wrangler emerged from the shadows, nestled among the foliage like a piece of shit hidden within the grass on a hot summer day and with a mixture of relief and satisfaction, the group piled into the vehicle and began to strap their asses into the seats, ready to continue their journey along the East Coast of the United States of America.
"Lets rock the fuck out... time to leave this shit-hole!" Reimu spoke excitedly as she hits the gas pedal at full speed, speeding out onto the highways which led out from Jacksonville like arteries taking blood away from the heart, such was the network of roads in America.
As they drove off into the dark night, they began to leave behind the city of Jacksonville, Florida... leaving behind that shit-hole and the people in the back were able to see the buildings slowly disappear into the night.
"Oh thank fuck we're out of that damn shit-heap, I wonder if any of the other places are as bad as Jacksonville, but I'm always down for killing some Skibidi Toilets because fuck those things."
Sanae spoke as she gave Reimu a wicked fistbump after their victory over SpongeBob and the Anarcho-Communists of Jacksonville, it was a great moral boost for 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗣𝗔𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗧𝗦.
Reimu returned the fistbump with enthusiasm, a smirk formed upon the lips of the Reimu, "Hell yeah, Sanae Kochiya... I'm a simple woman, I like slaying Skibidi Toilets and money... so I'm always down to murder the fuck out of any Skibidi Toilets or filthy communist fuckwits."
Mokou had been looking out of the window dramatically as she listened to the talk between Reimu and Sanae... Mokou who had been glaring out the window with a brooding expression, finally spoke up. "We've faced worse, ain't no Skibidi Toilet fuckers gonna take us down and if those fuckers think they can take us down, well we'll just rip their assholes out."
"I-I think we can do it... we've handled the toilets really well so far..." Ruby spoke with a shy tone, though spirits were high after their victory in Jacksonville, Dia spoke after Ruby with a chuckle.
"Yeah... I'm feeling pretty confident about our chances of cleansing out the Skibidi Toilets and their rabid ideology of communism... though how long is the drive and where the fuck are we going?" Dia asked with confusion.
"I don't fucking know, ask LA Knight!" Reimu barked as she drove across the highways of Florida, now separated from Jacksonville and approaching the middle of fucking nowhere, that's when a familiar voice arrived.
BZZZZT!
"You motherfuckers listening? It's me, the fucking Knight... I've found some weird shit going on near Atlanta, Georgia and fucking Charleston, South Carolina..."
Reimu's grip tightened on the wheel as she listened intently to the LA Knight's voice crackling through the PARA-RAID device in her ear. "What kind of weird shit are we talking about? Spit it out, Shaun" she demanded, her tone laced with impatience.
"Sounds like some Skibidi Toilet fuckery," the LA Knight replied with a tone filled with disgust. "Reports of people going missing, buildings infested with those little shits, and some weird cult-like activity centered around toilets. We should check it out..."
Reimu exchanged glances with her comrades, her expression hardening with fuckrage. "Alright, we heading to Atlanta, Georgia. Looks like we've got another Skibidi Toilet problem to deal with... fucking great.
Reimu took a turn in order to head towards Atlanta, Georgia... that's when the LA Knight continued to speak through the PARA-RAID device, his voice was filled with annoyance at the shit that he had seen, "By the way... that shit is going on in the cities of Atlanta and Charleston, though both are involving weird religious bullshit and no, it's not any of the big religions... it's like some new shit with toilets and whatever depraved bullshit which is going on in some of those so-called Mega-Churches."
Reimu's knuckles turned white as she gripped the steering wheel tighter, her frustration boiling and converting into elfin fuckrage. "Fuckin' Mega-Churches and Skibidi Toilets? What kind of fucked-up combo is that? What happened to worshipping Jesus Christ?" she muttered to herself, her mind racing with thoughts of how to approach this new threat.
Reimu's frustration mounted as she navigated the highways of Florida, her mind swirling with thoughts of the bizarre and depraved activities plaguing Atlanta and Charleston. "What the fuck kind of new cult bullshit is this?" she muttered angrily, who the fuck would actually WORSHIP these fucking things?
"Sounds like some fucked-up Skibidi Toilet worship," Mokou chimed in, her voice filled with a mix of curiosity and disgust. "I'd rather sit down on a porcupine than worship those fucking Skibidi fuckers, that's fucking gross!"
Kaguya scoffed and sniffed arrogantly, "Desperate idiots, obviously... I always knew those motherfuckers were gonna use religion to control the fucking masses, how utterly predictable..."
"Now's not the time for your atheist bullshit, Kaguya" Sanae reminded though she decided to bring up a good point on this whole ordeal which was now appearing in those two cities, "This bullshit reeks of parasitic Skibidi Toilets..."
Sanae's words hung heavy in the air, drawing nods of agreement from the group who had remembered what had happened to SpongeBob SquarePants, Reimu's grip on the steering wheel tightened as she glanced over at Sanae Kochiya. "You think it's those Skibidi Toilets pulling this shit again with those fucking brain parasites!? Trying to use religion as a front for what is actually parasitic mind-control?"
Sanae nodded with a darkened expression on her face, "It wouldn't surprise me... those pieces of shit have shown that they can manipulate and infect anything they touch and the idea that they can create their own religion using those tactics isn't far-fetched in the least."
Dia furrowed her brow, her eyes narrowing in thought as she imagined such a fucked-up scenario "But how are they pulling this shit off? We've seen what those damn things can do, but controlling entire cities through religion? That's some next-level fucked-up shit."
Ruby, normally quiet, spoke up softly... "Only one way to find out... and it's probably some unhinged shit."
"Guys... we should probably find a way to get armed better, cuz some of us don't even have guns for this shit yet" Kaguya added as she looked at how poorly equipped they were, they only beat SpongeBob through sheer luck.
Reimu nodded in agreement as she listened to the words of Kaguya Houraisan, "Yeah... we should probably get fucking armed before we leap into the fray of Atlanta and Charleston because who knows what the fuck is going on in those places..." She glanced at the group in the rearview mirror, her eyes settling on Dia and Ruby who were talking about idols.
"LA Knight, any places where we can find and raid for some fucking weapons and shit... I'm pretty satisfied with TH̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷ but we might need some real fucking weapons for Ruby and Dia... plus I would like to have a gun as well."
The LA Knight's voice crackled through the PARA-RAID device, "yeah there should probably be a weapon shop up ahead... around thirty minutes ahead of you guys... it's located in a large outdoor mall because America."
"Alright, we'll be stopping at the weapon store and looting the fuck out of it, thanks for your help... Knight" Reimu spoke as she closed off conversations, she looked at Kaguya and smirked.