Anti-Toilet Alliance: The Great Hope and Despair

by 1101debts

The year of 2060 and an unforeseen threat known as the "Skibidi Toilets" begin to wreck havoc upon the Earth during the year of 2060, will our survivor groups survive the Skibidi-pocalypse or will they be devoured and killed off by the Skibidi Toilets? (Disclaimer: Major Character Deaths, OOC Characters, Multiple Fandoms)

22. Chapter 22: The Blasphemy of Joel Osteen

Chapter 21: The blasphemy of Joel Osteen, The Fuckmeister

Following the infernal cast that was the Skibidi-Pocalypse, various powerful church leaders shifted their teachings to worship the Skibidi Toilets instead of the teachings of the Bible... this was because they convinced themselves that the Skibidi Toilets were the real gods of the universe and essentially replaced all religion with the Skibidi Toilets.

The cities of Atlanta and Charleston were brought down to their knees as religious paranoia and hysteria swept the cities in the same way Covid-19 swept through America that one time.

Worse, a new group of minions joined these cultists in a bid to protect their Skibidi overlords, the motherfucking X-Nauts.

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Reimu arrived at a small weapon shop in the middle of nowhere... they were headed on collision course with the city of Atlanta, Georgia for some reason... mainly because of what the LA Knight deemed as cult activity and other types of satanic bullshit from the unholy filth of Atlanta and Charleston.

"Alright motherfuckers, get out of the fucking Jeep and hit the fucking shop, we loot this place and get the fuck out... I don't want to see no dick-tugging, smile for the camera bullshit."

Reimu spoke with a caustic tone as she stepped off the Jeep Wrangler she was driving and stepped foot on the hard gravel beneath her, they were located just past the outskirts of Atlanta, Georgia and currently preparing to get armed to utterly slay and murder the fuck out of those religious Skibidi Toilet Cultists... this was land of the free and the brave, none of this Skibidi Toilet Theocracy bullshit... fuck that noise.

The group swiftly exited the Jeep Wrangler, their movements mimicking the raw fuckrage coursing through their elfin fuck-bodies as they approached the small weapon shop with purpose and desire Reimu led the way, her eyes scanning the surroundings for any signs of danger while the others followed closely behind... she spotted a Skibidi Toilet nearby and murdered the fuck out of it with the ferocity of 1000 suns before tossing the gnarled head across the barren wasteland and into a large lake of nuclear lava that happened to be nearby... burning the Skibidi Toilet head into pieces... melting the utter fuck out of it.

Reimu sauntered into the store with a brutish stride as she stomped across the shop, inside the shop, shelves lined with various firearms and equipment greeted them as if inviting these American Patriots to take arms and slay whatever bullshit dared to stand before them all... Reimu wasted no time, striding over to a rack of rifles and handguns.

"Grab what you can carry," Reimu directed oppressively, her voice low and urgent and also carrying the raw threat of death as she pointed T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷ upon her comrades, "We're not here to window-shop and if I catch any of you motherfuckers lollygagging or fucking around... I'll have to sell your organs to the black market."

Mokou and Kaguya moved to the ammunition section, selecting boxes of bullets for the weapons they intended to use and they had found some RPGs (Rocket Propelled Goodies) and a couple of machine guns which were far better than their shitty muskets... Sanae.

Ruby and Dia Kurosawa were both scanning the shelves for all sorts of bullshit including candies and Pop Rocks... Ruby stuffed her pockets with candy and all sorts of sugary bullshit while Dia carried a pair of sniper rifles which she intended to use for fuck-slaying and the immaculate murder of all sorts of filthy and unholy pieces of shit.

Meanwhile, Reimu examined the handguns as a second option to T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷, checking each one meticulously before selecting a reliable semi-automatic pistol which was filled with the stars and stripes of America... it bled the Red, White and BLUE and it had some gnarly recoil which Reimu enjoyed... she would love nothing more than to murder the fuck out of Skibidi Toilets, Communists, Nazis, Fascists and Socialists with this weapon of choice... DEMOCRACY.

After a few intense minutes of staring at weapons and looting the fucking place, the group reconvened at the shop's entrance and each member was now armed to the teeth with guns, bullet-proof vests and all sorts of other bullshit that they were armed with.

"Time to rock the fuck out, time to steamroll these pieces of flim-flam bullshit and no-good tomfuckery!"

The Reimu roared with holy conviction as she unloaded all sorts of weapons and other types of bullshit onto the Jeep Wrangler before Reimu bellowed to her comrades below with divine fuckrage, yelling at them to get on the fucking Jeep.

"Move it you lazy turds! We've got a date with some cultist assholes and my colon wants to fucking blow if we don't head there right the fuck now!" Reimu barked, her voice cutting through the tension with a mix of adrenaline which was being created from her spastic colon. The others hustled to join her.

Sanae felt her nipples harden as she got ready to charge into foreign territory, she adjusted her black thong under her skirt which was a reminder of her former lifestyle and the only reason she still had it was because it was the only fucking undergarment she had and it was hell, though at least she had washed it in SpongeBob's penthouse the day prior.

Mokou and Kaguya took their positions in the back seats as usual and they secured their guns which were now ready to slay and kill, slay and kill... that was all they wanted to do... Mokou and Kaguya exchanged glances as they felt their hormones raging in their panties.

Sanae adjusted her bulletproof vest and climbed into the passengers seat, riding shotgun and humming out the tetris theme as she loaded up her weapons, Sanae had plucked out a massive and heavy .50 cal pistol which was meant for killing and splitting heads asunder with elfin fuckrage.

"Alright, time to slay some Skibidi Toilet butts, though I could probably use a helping hand from one of you mongrels and lastly... we need to rock the fuck out" Sanae spoke as her nipples reached an even higher plane of hardening... Sanae could feel her big milkers getting ready for combat, bloodshed and spiritual healing.

"I can feel the star-spangled energy flowing through your breasts Sanae, that's how I know that you are a true American... and trust me, we will fuck over some counterfeit fucking fuckers with all sorts of fuck we can fuck out" chuckled Kaguya as she had begun to stroke the barrel of her machine gun in the same way one would stroke a dick... it was oddly stimulating to stroke the pump-action machine gun.

Mokou picked her nose before flinging the booger across the street from outside the window, she then snarled in disgust as she shot at a nearby Skibidi toilet from out the window.

"Piece O' Fuckin' shit... damn you an ugly little bitch! Just did yo' ass a fuckin' favor" Mokou spoke as she had unleashed her elfin fuckfire upon the now dead Skibidi Toilet fucker.

"Gawd-damn Mokou, chill out..." Dia spoke with concern at the anger-issues of Fujiwara No Mokou... but Mokou was filled with the rage of someone who grew up in the ghettos of LA...

"Shut the fuck up ya' little idol bitch... I'll always be filled with elfin fuckrage, cuz thats what happens when you have to run from da' fucking pigs every gawd-damn day... fuck those pigs... fucking krispy kreme eating motherfuckers."

Dia Kurosawa watched the profound and deeply-rooted source of the fuckrage of Fujiwara No Mokou who pulled out another candy cigarette and passed one to Ruby Kurosawa, she chuckled.

"Want a candy cig? Trust me, it doesn't have any of that nico-nico-nicotine bullshit or any of that stupid shit they put in those motherfucking things... this is just candy powder, think of those fucking pucker powder things."

Ruby took the strawberry flavored candy cigarette and smoked it all eagerly, Dia thought the candy was repulsive as fuck in concept so she glared at Mokou with a stare that could melt steel.

"No more candy cigarettes, Mokou... I don't want Ruby picking up a fucking smoking habit" Dia warned Mokou as she cracked her fists, Mokou just gave a smug grin.

"Yeah yeah... I undestand, it's just candy powder... big deal" Chuckled the Mokou, she didn't give a rats ass about the warnings of Dia Kurosawa.

As the Jeep barreled down the road towards Atlanta, Georgia... tensions and adrenaline ran high among Reimu and her comrades as they could feel their buttery loins pulsate throughout their warrior-esque bodies... Sanae's intensive preparation and Kaguya's oddly intimate handling of her weapon set the tone for the upcoming battle... Sanae swore that she could feel her boobs get harder and stronger for this upcoming battle and Mokou's impulsive reaction to the Skibidi Toilet outside the window highlighted her unhinged nature which bordered on lunacy and degenerative fuckrage which caused her to want and murder whatever the fuck was coming her way... such was the way of the New England Patriots.

Reimu kept her focus on the road to Atlanta, her expression softened as the car went from shitty gravel to paved highways as she barreled down the highways towards Atlanta, Georgia... "Stay sharp, Patriots. We're not there yet... but soon we will be getting wrapped up in dirty shit." she reminded them with a voice that would fit an asshole... she chewed on some gum and pulled our her pistol... Reimu blew a bubble with her pink WRIGLEY gum which she had looted from the store only a couple of minutes ago.

Kaguya thought about pancakes for the time being, her head being absolutely empty and filled with nothing but utter bullshit and nothingness which was so nothing that there was nothing within the nothing... it was nothing nothing nothing because of the sheer boredom that Kaguya experienced as she waited for the fuck-slaying to happen and the anticipation was causing hormones to rage in her panties rapidly and causing her to get horny very quickly and very fast... she thought about pancakes and husbandos.

Sanae was adjusting her bra to accomodate for her hardening bust and now she was armed to the teeth with her .50 cal pistol which was blazing with American patriotism,The Sanae glanced over at Mokou with a raised eyebrow after observing the raw fuckrage of Mokou. "Easy there, Mokou... relax and take a deep breath and have some of that rage for the real enemies, those fucking cultists" she advised, her tone calm yet trying to desperately hold in the fact that she was horny like Kaguya Houraisan and even then, it was hard to keep it all in at times... her body just reacts like that when she thinks about slaying Skibidi Toilets and anything that didn't fit the worldview of Reimu Hakurei and The New England Patriots.

Kaguya smirked cruelly, her fingers tapping idly on her machine gun which she had just stroked and jerked-off only minutes prior to this moment, "Let's show these fuckers what happens when they mess with Americans, USA! USA! USA!" she declared with a devilish grin of raw patriotic driven fuck-fury.

Mokou simmered down from the eternal fuckrage which boiled within her soul... though only slightly did she simmer down, let out a low growl and snarled at Sanae Kochiya and Dia Kurosawa. "Yeah, yeah... just wait til we get our hands on those Skibidi assholes... I'm gonna rip a hole in their ass so large, it's gonna be larger than the black holes in Stephen Hawkings black hole theory!" she snarled loudly, her eyes twitching rapidly with unhinged madness as the Jeep continued its journey towards the heart of Atlanta, Georgia...

The endless expanse of green zoomed past the windows as Sanae Kochiya looked on from the window, she would've been bored had there not've been the looming threat of slaying Skibidi Toilets ahead of them...

As Sanae gazed out of the window from the Jeep Wrangler, the landscape unfolded before her in a vast tableau of verdant hues of green, green and more green... a bloody canvas of nothing but greens that stretched endlessly beneath the open sky of endless blue with only fluffy cotton balls floating above them all, looking down upon the group with their haught grey forms which threatened to piss down upon them with their rain because every second of this fanfiction should have rain in it. The countryside unfurled like a lush carpet, each blade of grass and cluster of trees a testament to nature's intricate artistry and how cruel nature could be as Reimu didn't give a fuck and trampled the fucking grass every now and then with no remorse, they're just pieces of grass after all... pieces of grass that are planted in nutrient-sufficient soil which were given sufficient water, sun and carbon dioxide to give them their healthy green colors... they serve as food for all of the cows who forage upon the green grasses which are soon digested through the esophagus and through the four compartments of the stomach of the cow which pass through the small and large intestines and therefore... IT'S BULLSHIT!

"Man fuck this shit, fuck it to hell... fuck it to oblivion and fuck it to the fucking moon, why the fuck did this bullshit with the Skibidi Toilets happen? Why can't I just enjoy this fucking grass instead of envisioning how it's all going to be BULLSHIT some day?"

The road tears through this bucolic paradise and served as a symbol of how corporatism ruined the beauty of nature if you were pretentious like Kaguya Houraisan had envisioned when she saw this scene.

tThe road flanked by swaying fields of emerald grass that rippled like waves in a gentle breeze and it was a sight to behold for these assholes who only saw the cold and unfeeling reality of the concrete jungles they lived upon... tufts of wildflowers added an array of color which provides for a great look at the sheer beauty of the scene before them... it looked like some sort of Van Gogh painting with their petals a vibrant palette of purples, yellows, and whites which provide contrast to the endless dullness of the unending green which surrounded them with its omnipresence.

Clusters of trees filled the landscape which provided them a mysterious forrest which they didn't know what to think of... the green and beautiful scene was honestly beautiful but boring as fuck, Sanae wanted to slay toilets... none of this pretentious bullshit.

Kaguya was feeling pretentious and her Reddit brain was acting up again and perhaps she felt like letting out her thoughts which were twisted by years of Reddit and TikTok melting her brain and turning it into mush... she mused aloud, "Ah, the irony of corporatism defiling the beauty of nature. This landscape, once untouched and pure, now marred by the imprint of man's unrelenting progress because of some rich fucks or politicians."

Reimu rolled her eyes at this petulant scene of Reddit-brained nonsense which angered her tits to no end, "Cut the poetic bullshit, Kaguya... I don't want to hear you whining about capitalism or whatever bullshit you got from some shitty bot-infested subreddit we've got Skibidi Toilets to deal with, not existential musings about nature and progress so shut the fuck up before I shove .T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷ right up your ass and cause you to bleed from your ass for a week, are we clear."

Kaguya shut up immediately at the wild threat of Reimu Hakurei who threatened to shove T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷ right up her poop shoot, it was a horrifying and harrowing scenario which would leave her crippled for life and Reimu didn't seem to give a shit, blackmailing and threanening was her M.O.

Reimu took a deep breath as she continues driving through the endless expanse of the endless green fields, it was beautiful but also highly boring to these motherfuckers... though Ruby and Dia seemed to be enjoying the countryside far more than the others were... perhaps it was because those two could see the true beauty of the Earth... unlike the other fuckwits.

Mokou was quietly observing the grassy fields with raw boredom let out a snort and a snarky chuckle which only a bitch could perform "Yeah... I'd rather take a concrete jungle over this green happy bullshit any day... I fucking hate anything that is happy and fluffy, fuck that happy optimistic shit."

"Aww come on Mokou, happiness is good for you... it's not healthy to be sad or angry all day" Dia spoke optimistically, it pissed Mokou off and sent her into an elfin fuckrage as she barked back.

"Nah fuck that shit, I'm a simple woman... I experience crazy shit, I become crazy shit" Mokou snarled as she shoved some food down her throat, she was not in the best mood but that was par for the course with Fujiwara No FuckFace... it was very much the type of mofo she was.

Ruby saw the raw tension and archaic fuckfury between Fujiwara No Mokou and Dia Kurosawa which was brewing somewhere in the world and decided to interject with her soft voice and comedically nervous demeanor, she looked at Mokou with her cute puppy-dog eyes which could melt even the heart of Fujiwara No Mokou... but not everyone.

"Mokou, I get it... sometimes the happiness and fluffiness can be annoying and superficial, sometimes it feels like its mocking us" Ruby said, her voice nervous and awkward enough to generate laughter from the insensitive "But maybe there's a way to appreciate the beauty of this place without feeling like it's all fluffy and happy bullshit... just take a deep breath please and chillax partner?"

"Aww, how can I resist this cute little face... kehehe, you really are a cute son-of-a-bitch" Mokou teased, wiggling Ruby's cheeks and patting her head lightly enough to caress a fucking bubble, this move prompted a gentle reminder from Dia Kuroswa about Ruby's preferences and how she normally hated headpats and yet despite the hardened and stone-cold heart of Fujiwara No Mokou, Ruby understood her... crazy shit.

Dia glanced at the eternal fuckscene between Mokou and Ruby and offered them a small smile of victory and satisfaction "See, Mokou? There's beauty in finding different perspectives and not getting angry at every little fucking thing like normal" she remarked, her voice warm and encouraging as she hugged Mokou and Ruby Kurosawa simulataneously in a moment of fluff and bullshit.

Reimu was watching the fluffy bullshit happen from her mirror and chuckled softly, being the annoyingly overweening piece of hardcore fuckrage she was... "Alright, save the make-out section for later you fucking lesbians... we got some ass-wipes to deal with because look at that shit up ahead"

Reimu pointed up ahead as the necronic, industrialized fuckscape of Atlanta, Georgia loomed in the distance with elfin fuckrage and totalic ferocity... it threatened to turn them all into sexual tyrannosaurs and mold little boys into Siberian fucking tigers... such was the astronomical fuck-tastic skyline of Atlanta, Georgia...

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Sanae had once heard in live that it was better to die a small boy than to fumble the fucking football, she also heard that it was better to die a small boy than to motherfucking die in the city of Atlanta, Georgia...

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The raw metallic fuckscape of Atlanta, Georgia peered into the distance of Reimu's crew, looming before them and beckoning at them like a giant monolith created out of robotic parts, motorcycles, bullshit and human skulls... this giant monolithic city of raw fuckfury and tumultuous symphonic choir of Skibidi Toilets would dare to stand before these motherfucking pieces of shit.

As the Jeep Wrangler approached the outskirts of Atlanta, Georgia... the blood red skies highlighted the skyline which rose up like a twisted middle finger which was fucking the sky, defiantly flipping off anyone who dared to challenge its authority and telling everyone to get the fuck out of this piece of shit... or be suckered into the cults that ran this place... The city sprawled out in all directions with some buildings toppled over and human bodies stuck to the ground like hot pieces of shit during a hot summer day.

"Gawd fuckin' damn, this place looks like shit... what the fuck happened here?" Sanae spoke with raw elfin disgust as they approached the nightmarish city which had now become an industrialized hellscape of blazing heat, eternal fuckery and metallic bullshit.

The sheer tomfuckery of the city of Atlanta, Georgia assaulted their senses and instantly sparked them to feel hormones raging in their panties as the sheer undeniable fuckery that took place before them was overwhelming and majestic, it was so incredibly majestic that it was horrific and terrifyingly awful... a true piece of archaic fuckwraithic bullshit.

"Fuck this place, I'm out of this bionic fuckscape" Spoke Kaguya as she stroked her machine-gun nervously, giving it a full-on handjob which signified the raw anxiety which pulsated through her veins and arteries... spreading through her airway and systemic circulatory system and essentially spreading her anxiety across her entire body...

Mokou chuckled looked at Kaguya with a smirk as she patted her on the back rudely, "Aww come on... don't be a pussy Kaguya, what's the worst that can happen? Listen to a bunch of shitty church music?"

"Shut the fuck up, Mokou! You think I'm scared, I'm gonna fuck these fuckers up bruh... you overly spicy chicken nugget!" Kaguya retorted sharply, her tone laced with tumultuous fuckrage which came from the bottom of the heart. "I'm not scared, I just... I'm ready for whatever bullshit we're about to face here in Atlanta, Georgia..."

Reimu rolled her eyes and looked at her more trusted comrades in Sanae, she nodded in approval as they exchanged fistbumps shaped from the righteous fuckrage of America, their divinity shining through their exasperated fuck-heads.

"Ready to slay these fucks, Sanae?" Snarled Reimu, her chest beating with excitement at the prospect of slaying more Skibidi Toilets and anyone who associated with Skibidi Toilets... Sanae's nipples meanwhile hardened in excitable fuck-fury.

Sanae returned Reimu's nod with a raw and gnarly fist-pump... showing off what was actually very little muscle because Anime and with her own enthusiasm matching Reimu's fiery resolve... she let out a loud and petulant guffaw which matched her raw insanity which courses through her veins... the exchange of fist bumps symbolized their shared commitment to slaying and rocking the fuck out.

"You bet your ass, Reimu... I'm always down to slay some Skibidi toilets and the chuds who worship them... then I'll use their blood to water the gardens and forests of America, fuck yeah!" Sanae replied as she eagerly stroked her weapon and brandished it menacingly, thinking about all the gruesome ways she could kill a Skibidi Toilet and use their blood too! Fucking violent son of a bitch named Sanae would think of how to perform this bombastic scenario of apoplectic fuckrage.

The prospect of confronting the Skibidi Toilet cultists and murdering the fuck out of them and helping out the United States of America fueled her resolve of death... motivated naught for good but merely to spite the Skibidi Toilets... her nipples hardened in excitable fury as Reimu's words stoked the fires of her horniness and providing her a dream scenario of slaying the fuck out of Skibidi Toilets and their fucking supporters.

The Jeep Wrangler came to a wicked halt at the edge of the city's outskirts... parking somewhere deep into the forest and they slowly got off... Dia stroked Ruby's hair to calm her down for their next mission, the slaying of the Skibidi Toilet Cultists of Atlanta, Georgia and Charlston, South Carolina...

Dia gently stroked Ruby's hair soothingly, offering a reassuring touch to the younger sister as they prepared for the trek across the great elfin fuckwraith known as Atlanta, Georgia... Ruby who was timid and nervous as fuck looked up at Dia with a mixture of anxiety and adoration for her big sister, the Dia Kurosawa.

"Thanks, Dia... I'm just a bit nervous about this place... looks really sketchy and I have a bad feeling..." Ruby admitted softly as she saw Atlanta from a distance and its ruinous skyline which was forged with the red skies and tall Skyscrapers which were wrought from the Skyscraper boom which had taken place prior to the Skibidi-Pocalypse... "This place is giving me the gawd-damn willies... just what the fuck is going on here?"

Dia smiled warmly at the timid and trembling form of Ruby Kurosawa and gave her some words of encouragement to soothe her from having her fucking head explode, "It's okay to feel nervous, Ruby... but we're all in this bullshittery together and fighting to our last breaths until we all fucking die together... but we ain't dying tonight, least I sure hope we ain't" she reassured Ruby Kurosawa softly, her words filled with genuine encouragement and the kindness of an older sister who genuinely cares for the little sister... "Just stick close to me and don't stray far from the group... we're all taking care of each other and watching each other's backs..."

Ruby nodded as she felt her nerves calm down at the soothing words of Dia Kurosawa, her older sister who had always seemed to protect her throughout these years, she was happy to hear Dia's kind words, "Y-Yes sis... thanks for protecting me..."

Dia felt her maternal instincts kick in even though she wasn't a mother, such was the raw fucklove that she possessed for Ruby Kurosawa... she would fucking break every bone in her body to protect Ruby Kurosawa.

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"Hello, hello? Uh, this is the Knight speaking... welcome to Neo Atlanta, Georgia... one of the most fucked-up cities in the American South" LA Knight spoke through the PARA-RAID device which came straight out of [86].

"Neo Atlanta, huh? Sounds like we're in for a wild ride... what kind of fucking idiot renamed the city to Neo-Atlanta?" Reimu remarked with the utmost disgust at this pathetic and utterly insane name which sounded like it was coined by a delusional and schizophrenic child.

Sanae adjusted the grip on her weapon and scanned the surrounding fuckscene as they make it into the elfin fuckcity, human bodies stacked like scattered Jenga pieces or tossed away like the flags of an NFL referee, "Any updates on the Skibidi Toilet cultists or the weird religious activity? Who the fuck would worship those fucking things?" she inquired, her voice laced with ionic fuckery.

"Yeah, this place looks like it's seen some shit, ha... it's somehow shittier than the fucking ghettos" Mokou chuckled heartily as she saw the fuckscape,now that she was armed to the teeth... she was eager to have fun slaying the fuck out of filthy Skibidi Toilets and their filthier fucking supporters because she was a trigger-happy, insane, violent and unhinged piece of fucking shit who was now free to rock the fuck out to her wildest fucking desires, such was the state of anarchistic turmoil that the United States of America and the Earth as a WHOLE experienced...

Kaguya checked her equipment quickly... her expression serious and conveying a severe example of fuckfocus, "Let's not our fucking waste time because if those cultists are pulling some Skibidi Toilet bullshit here, it's gonna get fucking ugly quick... and the last thing I want to do is go sweating in this fucking dress!"

"Yeah, why the fuck did you change out of your GameStop hoodie? Are you fucking stupid?" Reimu asked with a response of the assholish variety, she always wondered why Kaguya abandoned her Gamestop hoodie because while it was weird as fuck, it was definitely better than wearing a fucking dress... let alone the fact that Kaguya had a bullet proof vest smuggled underneath all that shit... it must've been heavy as fuck.

"The fucking thing got ripped apart by Mr. Krabs, he was a fucking perverted bitch who wanted to take a peek at my royal ass, but I didn't let that bitch have it" Kaguya spoke with annoyance as she recalled the fight against SpongeBob and his minions of Jacksonville.

"Fair enough, knew that fuck was a pervert" Reimu conceded with a smirk and looked at Kaguya smugly, "But next time, let's find you something more practical than that royal dress... we've got a city which needs to be cleansed of Skibidi Toilet supporters and I don't need you tripping over that gown in the middle of a firefight... for fucks sake."

Kaguya chuckled as she looked at Reimu with a shit-eating grin which fucking pissed the Reimu off, but didn't send her into a frenzy this time, "Yeah yeah... trust me, I won't fucking die by tripping over my fucking dress because... I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE."

Dia adjusted her gear and flexed her buttcheeks as she imagined herself slaying the Skibidi Toilet Cultists and protecting her lovely little sister, Ruby who was busy tying her shoes with elfin ferocity and tumultuous fuckrage that boiled through her underpants with elfin fuck-rocity.

Ruby listened attentively to the petulant arrogance of Kaguya Houraisan, her nerves settling as she found comfort in the warm arms of her protective sister and all of her comrades who will swear to have her back, even when shit gets shittier... "Let's stick together boys, as a united front... we can't lose to these bums! We're the New England Patriots... they're Skibid Toilet worshipping fuckwraiths!"

Reimu felt her loins pulsing as she thought about the potential dangers of risking her thick thighs and loins to the war against the Skibidi Toilet cultists, but she was wraught with fuckrage and divine clarity as she stroked her loins eagerly at the prospect of spilling traitor blood across the floor in a graphic depiction of elfin fuck-rocity.

Reimu stood before the WALL of Atlanta, Georgia which stood at over 500 feet tall and loomed before them imposingly, as if mocking their tiny presence before it... the massive monolith was engraved with the following words... this elfonic piece of fiery fuckfarts taunted them with its sheer height, a testament to the haughty fervor of Joel Osteen... the fuckmeister of Atlanta, Georgia.

"Church of Skibidi Toilet, led by Neo Fuckmeister - Joel Osteen"

"Ain't no fucking way, what's that motherfucking son-of-a-bitch Joel Osteen doing here worshipping the Skibidi Toilet?!" Mokou blathered out bombastically as her loins pulsed with the blood of an American Patriot.

Reimu's eyes narrowed as she read the inscription, her lips curling into a snarl of contempt. "Joel Osteen, you fucking sellout... fuckin' bitch" she growled, her voice dripping with disdain. "Using religion to peddle your butter churnin' bullshit and worshiping those goddamn Skibidi Toilets? You're a disgrace to humanity... I'm gonna fill your ass full of lead..."

Sanae clenched her fists, her nostrils flaring with fury as she strapped her moon boots to her feet, "This ends now, time to rock the fuck out and slay the fuck out" she declared, her voice trembling with rage. "We're gonna tear down this wall and bring that bastard to justice."

Kaguya cracked her knuckles, a wicked grin spreading across her face as she thrusted her hips to the sounds of America burning through her skull, "I've been itching for a fuck-slaying" she said, her eyes gleaming with anticipation and fuck-rocity "Let's show these cultist fucks what happens when they mess with the wrong people... Americans, USA USA USA!"

Just then, the Reimu roared in sexual pleasure and sardonic fuckrage as she swung her blazing candlestick at the impenetrable wall of Joel Osteen, it stood before them like the walls of JERICHO and as the trumpets of the Earth bellowed, Reimu watched as six-quadrillion fucktons of wall collapsed before her, the wall collapsed harder than the Philadelphia Eagles 2023 Season.

"Gawd fucking damn, what the fuck are you doing now you crazy-ass motherfuckers?" The LA Knight spoke as he watched back from the Penthouse which once belonged to SpongeBob, he watched the walls of Atlanta, Georgia collapse like the walls of Jericho did in the Bible.

"Damn, you crazy-ass motherfuckers, what the fuck just happened over there?" the LA Knight exclaimed, his voice tinged with a mixture of surprise and amusement. "I thought you were here to clean up this mess, not level the entire damn city... how the fuck did that shitty-ass candlestick level that motherfucking monolith anyways?"

Reimu smirked triumphantly amidst the rubble and bodies of the pieces of shit who worshipped the Skibidi Toilets, her eyes blazing with unprecedented blood-lust "We're just getting started with the cleanse" she declared, her voice echoing with petulant defiance. "Time to cleanse this place of Skibidi Toilet filth once and for all, both human and toilets! One less toilet-worshipping fucker is always better!"

The fuckwraiths encased within the walls of Atlanta roared at them with raw and unadulturated fuckrage as they observed the New England Patriots with hate and ferverous fucklust, some of these gigantic pieces of fuck have been taking part in a mass orgy and sex-rave, the fuckscreaming and blazing dance music was swathed across the land with fuck-tastic fuck-rocity which blew eardrums, it was a fucking monster mash! A fucking RAVE!

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RECOMMENDED LISTENING: DEATH (FROM STUPEFACTION) - UMINEKO WHEN THEY CRY

The fuckscreams of the fuckwraiths in Atlanta roared across the fuckscape of the fucked-up city, their once eager orgy from hell having been interrupted by a group of American Patriots, various small fucks with red suits, goggles and scarves watched in horror as they dropped their hellspears and called for reinforcements and out of the fucking skies, a dimensional rift opens up as three Communist Rex's/ C-Rex's walked out of the portals, their colossal size gave Reimu feelings of depression and elfonic fuck-rage which stirred in her panties, making her horny, depressed and fuck-raged.

"What in the bloody fuck is that?!" Dia screamed in trepidation at the size of these three T-Rex's summoned by the weird figures as the streets of Atlanta turned into a dance rave of epic proportions... almost every citizen was fucking and involved in this unprecedented and obscene orgy from hell.

"L-Lord Grodus, we have a dire need... these motherfucking motherfuckers have breached the Wall of Lord Osteen-Sama, w-what the fuck do we do?" A pathetic underling spoke as the war erupted from afar, they were located at the top of the newly created Lakewood Church which served as the headquarters of the Atlanta government lead by Joel Osteen who was known as the Fuckmeister due to his promiscuous and flamboyant lifestyle.

"That is enough, X-Naut... now die"

Grodus closed his eyes as he pulled out a rifle out of Gandhi's ass and chanted some unknown gibberish because in every anime, one must dare to say the name of their attack because reasons.

FUCK SIGN: GET REKT SON!

Lord Grodus performed his most notable execution technique which he had learned from the inhabitants of the lunar capital, he had stuck the gun right through the asshole of the X-Naut and murdered the fuck out of it, holding the pathetic X-naut in his clutches as its lifeless body flails around and clings to life, before dying before his hands... he cackled like the petulant, childish and sociopathic piece of shit that he was.

The minions of Grodus stood before them, gyrating their hips and performing all sorts of gang-signs to their supreme wizard overlord who bowed to nobody but lord Joel Osteen himself... Grodus stood in his throne with amusement as he watched this ancient sex-dance which stimulated his cock to overdrive, his loins pulse with pleasure as he thought about that one time he jacked off to Frieren porn while listening to Skrillex - Bangarang.

Far from the colossal church of Lakewood, Reimu was plundering Skibidi Toilet skulls asunder with T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷ as she relished the screams of the slain Skibidi Toilets and X-Nauts, their blood and viscera spilling all over her large tits and impossibly sexy body, a laugh was let loose as she spilt their blood across the techno-colored dance roads of Atlanta, Georgia.

Sanae relished the roar of her weapon as she skullfucked a group of X-Nauts with her blazioning elfin fuckweapon, thrusting her weapon into the skulls of the X-nauts and slicing through their chicken necks before tearing them apart and asunder with elfin brutality and determined fuckery.

Kaguya and Mokou were firing with elfin brutality upon the group of X-Nauts as they shot upon them with elfin fuckfury, murdering the fuck out of those petulant fuckheads with their machine guns, executing them in the style of a firing squad as they screamed and begged for mercy to no avail, no escaping these motherfuckers.

"Fuck Yeah! This shit is awesome, best fucking i've ever had!" Mokou spoke eagerly as she relished in the deaths of the X-nauts which stood before her, the streets of Atlanta now wrought with flame pillars made out of fuckfire and gravy.

Kaguya, her eyes alight with a wild glimmer, cackled maniacally as she continued to unleash a storm of bullets upon the hapless X-Nauts with divine rage... Her machine gun rattled with fuck-fury, spitting death in every direction as she reveled in the chaos and carnage which splatters across the streets of Atlanta, Georgia.

"Damn right, Mokou! This is the fucking rush I've been craving!" Kaguya shouted over the cacophony of gunfire, her voice brimming with adrenaline-fueled exhilaration. "Let's turn this place into a goddamn fireworks show of fuckery! EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!"

With unyielding ferocity, Kaguya swept her weapon back and forth, her trigger finger a blur as she mowed down X-Nauts with ruthless precision... Bodies fell in her wake, the air thick with the acrid scent of gunpowder and the screams of the dying which soothed their souls through and through, it was a massacre!

The fearsome duo of Kaguya and Mokou fought side by side with a shared madness, their laughter mingling with the roar of gunfire as they carved a path of destruction through the Skibidi Toilet cultists and their X-Naut minions, their former rivalry now being shared together with the sheer fuckery of murdering the fuck out of whoever dared to stand in their way. In the heart of Atlanta and amidst the fuck-fire flames and chaos, they embodied a relentless force of nature as they fucked the X-nauts who dared to ally themselves with the Skibidi Toilets, play stupid games and win stupid prizes motherfuckers.

Reimu was dancing to the heavy beats of dubstep as she sidestepped the thrust of an X-Naut hellspear and with a single blow, she tore into the head of the X-naut with T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷ and threw their gnarled heads into the fourth dimension with deadly intent.

Reimu's movements were a deadly dance of destruction, her body swaying to the rhythm of the chaotic battlefield as she seamlessly combined the art of dancing with fighting and with each step, she dodged and weaved around the X-Naut's hellspear through her ferocious dancing, her movements fluid and precise but also flamboyant as fuck... as the X-Naut lunged forward, Reimu seized the moment with divine speed and incredible counter-attacking.

In a swift motion, Reimu swung T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷ towards the X-Naut's head, the weapon gleaming with otherworldly power as the skull-splitter nature of the weapon struck true, tearing through bone and sinew with unstoppable force and fuckrage, the X-Naut's head was severed from its body, propelled by Reimu's brutal strike of fuckfury.

With a flick of her wrist, Reimu hurled the gnarled head into the unknown fourth dimension, sending it hurtling into the fourth dimension with incredible fuckrage. The battlefield echoed with the sounds of chaos and dubstep, Reimu's movements a symphony of violence as she unleashed her wrath upon the Skibidi Toilet cultists and their minions of X-Nauts which dared to support them.

Reimu roared in excitable fuckfury as she pointed at her ass with quintessential fuckrage, "Fuck yeah, kiss my Gensokyo-born behind you fucking fuckers!"

But while Reimu was petulantly taunting her enemies, Sanae looked up at the three Communosaurus Rexes... three large dinosaurs which had been spawned by the X-Nauts which had red skin and the USSR Logo imbedded on their sides.

Sanae's eyes widened in horror as she beheld the towering figures of the Communosaurus Rexes, their massive frames casting ominous shadows across the battlefield and blocking out the sun. The red-skinned dinosaurs with the USSR logo emblazoned on their sides were a formidable sight of fear and terror, a testament to the X-Nauts' twisted experimentation and the blatant alignment of the Skibidi Toilets... those fucking fuckers.

"Reimu, watch out!" Sanae shouted, her voice cutting through the chaos of battle and the sheer fuckrage going on. She gestured towards the approaching Communosaurus Rexes, her expression filled with urgency and horror at the size of these fucking creatures.

Reimu turned to see the looming figures of the dinosaurs, her bravado momentarily replaced by a calculating glare of intensing fuckfocus. "Well, well, well... looks like we've got some commie lizards to deal with, what the fuck is going on here" she muttered with a smirk.

Kaguya and Mokou paused their relentless assault on the X-Nauts, their attention now drawn to the colossal creatures of elfin fucksaurs "Let's fry these oversized bastards!" Kaguya declared with a maniacal grin.

Mokou cracked her knuckles, her eyes gleaming with anticipation at slaying these oversized lizards. "Time to show these Communosaurus Rexes what happens when they mess with Americans!" she exclaimed, her voice filled with excitement as her hips thrusted wildly.

With grim determination, Reimu readied T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷̷, her grip tight on the weapon. "Let's give these commies a taste of freedom!" she declared, her eyes burning with fiery resolve.

Dia noticed Ruby's fear as the massive Communosaurus Rexes approached the group, their intimidating presence casting a shadow over the chaotic battlefield and without any hesitation, Dia moved swiftly to Ruby's side and placed a reassuring hand on her shoulder to calm Ruby down from the sight of those fucking things.

"It's okay, Ruby. Stay close to me and don't fucking run or they'll pick your ass off" Dia said towards her sister Ruby, her eyes filled with determination at protecting her sweet little siter, "We'll get through this together."

Ruby looked up at Dia, her expression a mix of fear and gratitude... but mostly just fear "But Dia, those things are huge... and they look really scary and ugly... like they'll tear us apart..." Ruby replied, her voice trembling slightly as the dinosaurs were being attacked by the group.

Dia smiled reassuringly, trying to project confidence despite the chaos around them which threatened to engulf their souls, "I know they look scary, but we have Reimu, Sanae, Kaguya, and Mokou with us... we're not alone in this," Dia explained, glancing over at their comrades who were preparing to confront the Communosaurus Rexes.

"We'll support them from here, we can't be pussies forever... Ruby" Dia continued as she looked at Ruby with a serious look in her eyes, "Just stay close to me, and remember, we can do this. Trust in yourself, Ruby... BELIEVE IN YOURSELF FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

Ruby nodded, finding comfort in Dia's words and the overwhelming presence of her sister, "Okay Dia... I trust you, we mustn't be pussies forever or we will fucking die..." she replied, her voice steadier now.

Dia gave Ruby a reassuring squeeze on the shoulder before turning her attention back to the chaotic fuckbattle with determination in her eyes, she readied her weapon and was ready to assist Reimu and the others in taking down the formidable foes which had dared to stand before them, fucking pieces of shit and together, they would face the challenge with courage, unity and the power of FRIENDSHIP... relying on their strength and teamwork to overcome the unexpected threat posed by the Communosaurus Rexes.

"How dare you stand in my way you pieces of fuck! Do you know who I am, I'm Reimu Hakurei and it's time to rock the fuck out!" Reimu bellowed as she split her belt asunder and pulled out T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷̷ and with elfin fuckrage, she leapt at the communosaurus assailant, threatening to murder the fuck out of it!

Reimu's words echoed with fiery determination as she charged toward the towering Communosaurus Rex, her weapon known best as T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷̷ gleaming with deadly intent and blazioning fuck-flames and with each step, her resolve grew stronger to rock the fuck out... fueled by her fierce determination to protect her comrades and defeat the monstrous threat before them, fucking pieces of shit.

As Reimu closed the distance, the Communosaurus Rex let out a deafening roar as its massive jaws snapping in anticipation of the impending clash... but Reimu was undeterred, her eyes blazing with fuckrage as she swung her weapon with unparalleled skill and precision which rivaled the gods.

The force of Reimu's blow struck true, slamming into the Communosaurus Rex with devastating force as the raw fuck-beast recoiled from the impact, roaring in pain and fury as it stumbled backward at the attack of the Reimu and Reimu was relentless, pressing her attack with relentless fury and fuck-rage as she threatened to kill this motherfucker DEAD.

With each strike, Reimu unleashed a barrage of blows upon the Communosaurus Rex, her movements a blur of speed and power as she danced around the beast's attacks with a taunting display of disrespect, striking with pinpoint accuracy as she sought to bring the monstrous creature of communism to its knees before The Reimu Hakurei.

Despite the ferocious fuck-size of this motherfucking dinousaur, Reimu leapt onto its large neck and with one final, mighty blow did she delivered the decisive strike, her weapon carving through the beast's flesh with unmatched force.

She swung T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷̷ through the first Communosaurus's chicken neck, murdering the fuck out of it and as the Communosaurus Rex fell to the ground for it had been defeated at last, Reimu stood triumphant amidst the chaos of battle.

The other Communusaurus Rexes were roaring in unholy fuckrage as Mokou and Kaguya petulantly danced around them, flaunting their superior agility and mobility as they fired their weapon upon this piece of fuck with holy righteousness and divine fuckrage.

Kaguya with her eyes gleaming with tumultuous excitement and saccharine eagerness, fired her machine gun with precision and finesse as she stroked her pump-action machine gun, mimiking the ejaculation of a cock as it fired its bullets forth. Each bullet found its mark, striking the Communosaurus Rexes with deadly accuracy. She moved with fluidity, ducking and weaving between the massive creatures' attacks as it dared to attempt at stomping Kaguya to pieces, her movements a testament to her combat prowess and her taunting abilities.

Meanwhile, Mokou unleashed her elfin fuckweapon with reckless abandon, her fiery white hair blazing like a beacon amidst the chaos as she leapt and dodged with expert timing, narrowly avoiding the lunges and swipes of the Communosaurus Rexes, Mokou thought back to her ghetto background... this shit was fun and it reminded her of those times, her loins pulsating in excitement.

"Ha! This is some wild shit!" Mokou shouted, her voice a mix of excitement and dark amusement as her loins pulse rapidly, "I haven't had this much fun since I torched that old warehouse back in LA. These dinosaur fuckers ain't got nothing on us!"

Mokou's laughter echoed through the chaotic battleground, a stark contrast to the roaring and cries of the fallen Communosaurus Rexes as she relished in the macabre spectacle, reveling in the sheer violence and intensity of the moment.

As Dia and Ruby joined in the fray, Mokou's grin widened. "Nice moves, kids!" she called out, her voice laced with exhilaration and bloodlust, "Let's tear 'em apart! Blood and guts everywhere, that's the good stuff!"

With each precise shot and strategic dodge, Mokou embodied the essence of chaos and madness as this petulant fuckchild and her unhinged demeanor was a testament to her unyielding spirit which was forged through the ghettos of Los Angeles and the shithole high school that was Washington Heights.

As the dust settled and the echoes of gunfire faded, Mokou stood among the fallen Communosaurus Rexes as her fiery fuckrage simmered down slightly, she looked towards her comrades with a wild grin, ready for whatever came next in their relentless pursuit of victory against the Skibidi Toilet cultists.

"Well aren't you the same whack-ass motherfucker as ever, Mokou" Sanae chuckled as she held the corpse of a fallen X-Naut, squeezing its heart and killing it rapidly... the battlefield had now been cleansed of all those assailants which had attacked them after taking down the wall of Joel Osteen.

Mokou flashed a mischievous grin at Sanae's remark, her eyes sparkling with lingering excitement from the intense battle which filled her blood with saccharine sweetness "You know me, Sanae! Gotta keep things lively such as slaying those pieces of shit," Mokou replied as her voice was laced with adrenaline and bloodlust, "Nothing like a bit of chaos to get the blood pumping, eh?"

She glanced around at the aftermath of the battlefield, the fallen Communosaurus Rexes and X-Nauts strewn across the scorched earth from their battle, Mokou's expression softened slightly as she took in the bloody scene and despite her jovial demeanor, there was an underlying sense of nervousness in her eyes.

"Looks like we cleared 'em out," Mokou continued, her tone shifting to a more subdued note of voice, "But I've got a feeling this ain't the end of it. Those Skibidi Toilets Cultists won't go down without a fight."

Sanae nodded in agreement, her grip on the X-Naut's heart tightening briefly before she released it, letting the lifeless body fall to the ground... though she had already crushed it prior, "We've got to stay on our toes, fuckin cultist bitches" she replied, her voice serious. "Who knows what other twisted shit they've got planned."

The Kurosawa's approached with their expressions nervous and exhausted after enduring the ctazy fuckrage of the Communosaurus and X-Nauts... "We did it, guys..." Ruby said, her voice trembling slightly. "But we can't let our guard down w-who knows what these fuckers got planned for us..."

"We've got to keep pushing through this fuckheap of a city, now where are all these cultists coming from?" Dia asked, not because she had forgotten but to set up the following scene.

Reimu joined the group, her gaze scanning the horizon as she looked at Dia with a look of disgust, "Hello? Did you forget that we are supposed to kill that son-of-a-bitch named Joel Osteen? We've got a city to cleanse and a cult to dismantle. Let's rock the fuck out."

Dia's cheeks flushed with embarrassment as she realized her oversight, but she quickly responded to the Reimu Hakurei who looked at her incredulously, "Right, sorry Reimu," she replied earnestly, her voice tinged with determination and timely fuckrage, "Let's focus on finding Joel Osteen and putting an end to this madness..."

Reimu nodded approvingly at the words of comrade Dia Kurosawa, her eyes gleaming with unwavering resolve to slay the fuck out of the Fuckmeister himself, "That's the spirit, Dia... let's rock and roll!" she said, her tone firm. "We'll track down that cultist scumbag and make sure he regrets ever crossing us... fuckin' joel Osteen, always knew that seedy fuck was a sell-out."

Kaguya cracked her knuckles, a devilish smirk playing on her lips as she choked her rifle as she stroked it up and down "I've got a feeling he won't be too hard to find," she chimed in, her eyes glinting mischievously as she thought to where this fuckmeister would be in, "Just follow the trail of bullshit and we'll be there in no time... pretty sure anyone can tell where the bullshit is."

Mokou chuckled under her breath, her long and fiery white hair swaying with the movement as she thrusted her lips after slaying the X-nauts, "Let's give him a taste of his own medicine, we shove his ass full of lead and rip his asshole inside and out... we'll tear down his veil of bullshit" she added, her voice filled with anticipation. "No one messes with us and gets away with it and especially not some butter churnin' griftin' piece of shit."

Sanae adjusted her weapon, her expression steely with elfin fuckrage, "We've got this motherfucker by the balls, we'll rip them off and stuff them in his mouth!" she said, her voice calm but also loud and filled with fuckrage " And together, we'll bring an end to this shit-hole city and hopefully restore it the same way we did to Jacksonville!"

With their sights set on Joel Osteen and the heart of the cultist operation, the group moved forward through the chaotic streets of Atlanta which was filled with blood and gore as well as hundreds of bodies stacked up like fallen terrorist soldiers after being torn down by America, tossed around like the useless pieces of fuck that they were.

USA! USA! USA!

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NEW RECOMMENDED LISTENING: X-NAUT FORTRESS - PAPER MARIO: THE THOUSAND YEAR DOOR

The towering and imposing building of Lakewood Church stood dead in the heartbeat of Atlanta, Georgia and stood at them tauntingly with its impenetrable entrance as it was heavily guarded by X-Yuxs and other pieces of unholy fuckrage and sacrilegious imagery which tainted the word of GOD.

Reimu's eyes narrowed with fury as she gazed up at the imposing structure of Lakewood Church, its facade gleaming in the eerie light of the blood-red sky. The sight of the heavily guarded entrance, adorned with sacrilegious imagery and guarded by X-Yuxs, only fueled her anger further. She felt a surge of righteous indignation as she clenched her fists.

"We're not letting these fuckers get away with this blasphemy and bullshittery" Reimu growled, her voice filled with divine fuckrage that simmered in her panties, "That church is a festering pit of Skibidi Toilet filth and we're going to cleanse it with fire, fury and fuck-flames."

Kaguya cracked her knuckles, her expression darkening. "Let's tear down this mockery of a church... fuckin' religious nutjobs n' shit like this pisses me off!" she said, her voice low and menacing. "These cultist scumbags have no idea who they're messing with and I'm about to make them know our fucking names."

Mokou's eyes blazed with fiery intensity and righteous anger. "They've defiled everything sacred and have stooped to griftin' and stealing from people, unforgiveable fucks..." she muttered, her voice dripping with contempt.

"That being said, how the fuck do we get through this pile of utter bullshit... Reimu? I ain't a fuckin' genius so show me tha fuckin' way" spoke Mokou as she stood before the fucking gates of Lakewood church led by the fuckmeister.

Reimu lead them to the gates of Lakewood church and swung her godly candlestick with surety as she splits the gates asunder in a single blow, murdering the utter fuck out of them as the X-Yuxes and their utter stupidity looked at them with raw confusion, but Reimu swaggered fourth as she plunged her blood-covered candlestick with elfin fervor.

"How the fuck does it feel to be slayed the fuck out you cross-lookin' fucks, taste this shiny metal bullet will ya?" Chuckled the Mokou as she stuck her machine-gun into the eye of the last remaining X-Yux and utterly slaying it the fuck out with her weapon, relishing the blood and gore which spills over her black GUCCI hoodie which was designed for the rain, now wicking away blood and gore.

Meanwhile on the back, Sanae was with Kaguya and the Kurosawa sister who had begun inspecting the entrance to the Lakewood Church, Sanae determined that the path was clear after Reimu had caused "quite a scene" with the bloody floor of the now slain guards.

"Coast is clear motherfuckers, lets get moving" Sanae spoke with unabashed brilliance as she snuck the Ruby and Dia Kurosawa sisters into the entrance of Lakewood Church and the others soon follow up the mess that was Lakewoof Church.

"I used to fuck people like this back in the ghettos, time to fuck the rock out!" Mokou chuckled madly as she leapt into the fray with her machine gun, Kaguya following shortly thereafter as they splatter a group of Skibidi Toilets which had congregated near the lobby of the Lakewood Church which looked like a bunch of technological shit thrown together, it was a fucking mess with the large metallic walls and the soulless stacking of bones and corpses which all lead to an amateurish looking skull, not bad by all means but highly mediocre when it came down to it.

Most notable however was the large mural which was created to seemingly resemble some Skibidi Toilets worshipping a larger Skibidi Toilet which resembled the G-Man... but with his head inside a massive toilet and under the G-Man was a saintly Skibidi Toilet, A DJ Skibidi Toilet, a scientist Skibidi Toilet and a whole bunch of regular Skibidi Toilets which were worshipping the larger toilets in the murals.

"Good morning bitches, we've got some cleaning to do... and you all are the shit that needs to be cleansed, bye bye!" Reimu waved threateningly as she began smashing skulls with the appropriately named known as T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷̷.

"We're clearing this place out and rapping our way through it all" Reimu declared, her voice cutting through the chaos. "No more Skibidi Toilet bullshit and definitely no more fucking bastards getting in our way, hey weed girl, call the LA Knight to make sure and notify us about any potential threats coming our way."

"I am no longer a weed girl, but fine..." Sanae responded with annoyance as she called the LA Knight over the PARA-RAID device which was located in everyone's ears, the LA Knight responded with a drunken tone.

The LA Knight's voice crackled through the PARA-RAID device, sounding slightly inebriated. "Hey, hey, hey! What's up, my dudes and dudettes? I've always wanted to fuck Rias Gremory from Highschool DXD"

"Shut the fuck up and quit drinking you fucking bastard, now you're talking about hentai and anime boobs, come on motherfucker... how much of a fucking bum are you?" Reimu snarled to which the LA Knight chuckled.

"Just joking Reimu, make sure to keep your eyes peeled for the servant of the Fuckmeister, his servant is named Grodus... ugly-ass name." responded the LA Knight as he imagined himself with Rias Gremory and from his computer screen, he was tracking their positions with obsession, lookling like a rabid swiftie in the process.

Reimu scowled at the LA Knight's inappropriate comment which left her filled with fuckrage, her expression darkening with annoyance at the petulant fuckness of the LA Knight... "Cut the crap, LA Knight. We don't have time for your immature weeaboo bullshit. Focus on the task at hand or I'll come over there and knock some sense into you myself and break your fucking skull.

The LA Knight's chuckle faded into a more sober tone. "Alright, alright, Reimu. No more jokes, I promise. I'll keep an eye out for any signs of Grodus or his lackeys. Just stay sharp and watch your backs out there or they'll turn your ass into a fucking sundae."

Reimu nodded, satisfied with the LA Knight's response after the weeb bullshit. "Good and we'll handle things here. Just make sure you do your part and keep us informed over any upcoming bullshit... be our fucking navigator.

With that, the communication line went silent as the group pressed on, their focus now solely on the mission ahead as they took in the elfin fuck scenery of Lakewood Church of Joel Osteen the Fuckmeister.

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The sounds of the Skibidi toilet can be heard across the church as they gravitate towards Reimu and the gang after watching the immaculate slaying of their fellow Skibidi toilets at the hands of the New England Patriots, pissing them off wildly and sending them into a fuckfrenzy which rivaled that of the angriest of motherfuckers. Such as unholy and sacrilegious motherfucking act of motherfucking sacrilege was beyond blasphemy for what was once the walls of a church, even if this was the church of some shitty, mediocre and utterly heinous and greedy prosperity gospel selling grifter... fucking piece of shit.

"Let's round these guys up and execute them, MURICAN style" roared the Sanae as she the New England Patriots began firing upon the SKibidi Toilets with elfin fuckrage and raw tumultuous desire from bloodsheed and violence which came from their pulsating loins and raging hormones.

Ruby and Dia Kurosawa took long potshots upon the toilets with their sniper rifles which were red like the nickname of Andy Dalton... the Red Rifle himself while Mokou and Kaguya sadistically enjoyed gunning those fuckers down as the Skibidi Toilets fled for their lives after witnissing this vicious attack caused by the group of Reimu, Sanae, Mokou, Kaguya, Dia and Ruby who had branded themselves as the New England Patriots after the NFL Team.

As the Skibidi Toilets fled in panic from the onslaught of gunfire and violence unleashed by Reimu and her group, the atmosphere within the church became charged with chaos and adrenaline and outright FUCKRAGE GRRR. Reimu's eyes gleamed with ruthless fuck-fury and out-right animalistic barbarism as she pursued the fleeing cultists, swinging T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷̷ with deadly precision, striking down any Skibidi Toilet in her path as she smashed the unlucky toilets into pieces sadistically and with raw fuckrage of the gods of fuckrage themselves, summoning their fuckrage through her candlestick known as T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷̷ and murdering the fuck out of whichever Skibidi Toilet had remained in her grasp... it was a fucking mess of blood and gore which defied all expectations of herself as Reimu feels her senses of morality evaporate as she smashes the fuck out of this utter piece of shit.

Mokou and Kaguya moved with lethal grace as they moon-walked towards their victims elegantly, their machine guns blazing as they cut down the retreating cultists and Skibidi Toilets without mercy and with elegance and grace which betrayed her ghetto background, Mokou lifted a Skibidi Toilet and proceeded to perform the H̴o̴k̶e̴y̸ ̸P̷o̷k̴e̵y̵ as she reveled in their brutal deaths, Kaguya meanwhile had held a Skibidi Toilet and shoved her machine gun down its throat and unloaded the clip upon it, murdering the everloving fuck out of it.

Sanae, Ruby, and Dia provided cover fire from the back-line as they fired sniper shots upon the Skibidi Toilets before they had eventually gotten bored of their jobs and leapt into the fray, Ruby and Dia grabbed two separate Skibidi Toilets and smashed their heads asunder as they died and died again, their skulls now shattered and wrought into nothing but exactly one million pieces of splattered bone, splattered porcelain and blood... it was but a violent and gruesome scene which was beyond fucked up buy equally hilarious and funny in its own right, at least in their opinions before they returned to the back-line to provide for more cover fire, that was their position after all... Reimu and Sanae were the main fuckslayers.

Sanae was fighting alongside Reimu Hakurei and as her second-in-command, she had sunk her hands into the head of a smaller Skibidi Toilet and with elfin fuckfury, Sanae tore into its eyeballs and ripped them right off, causing the Skibidi Toilet to enter a frenzy of intensified fuckrage as it began losing its strength, Sanae then slammed it against the floor and unloaded her clip upon it with a furious barrage of fuckrage which came from the heart of a woman who was all but done with these utter pieces of shit and wanted nothing more than to kill a motherfucking piece of shit with nothing but her elfin fuckrage, her gun and her hardening nipples as her nipples always seemed to harden when this shit happened.

Amidst the chaos of fuckscreams and hellish hellfire, amidst the echoes of screams and gunfire reverberated through the church of Lakewood which belonged to the fuckmeister himself, drowning out any other sound and giving a stern warning to The cultists and Skibidi Toilets who were now desperate and scattered they were no match for the fury of Reimu and her comrades who wanted nothing more than dead Skibidi Toilets and dead motherfuckers in their wake, fucking bastards who ruined the world... Reimu wanted to store piece and I don't care that I spelt the wrong peace because fuck it, Reimu thought she was the fucking good guy.

"Keep pushing forward! Don't let any of them escape I want all of these motherfuckers dead and dead on the fucking floor, don't let any of those fucking CUCKS escape!" Reimu's voice cut through the cacophony, her tone bellowing with enchanted fuckrage as she pointed at the hoard of Skibidi Toilets and cultists which were now fleeing from her.

The group advanced through the church, clearing out each room methodically and swiftly with their american solutions to conflict, The Skibidi Toilets, now cornered and overwhelmed had began to surrender or meet their demise under the unrelenting assault... though Reimu still paid them an old visit with T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷̷ as she betrayed the laws of those who surrendered, they were Skibidi Toilets so who the fuck cares.

Ruby and Dia maintained their sniper positions as they carefully picked of any Skibidi Toilets, cultists or X-Nauts who had tried to escape, causing their bodies to fall like ragdolls in their wake as the others wiped the fucking floor with the bodies of Skibidi Toilets and dirty X-Nauts who had dared to opposite their massacre of the fucking toilets, this was the New England Patriots and they were hungry for blood and gore, blood and gore, blood and gore.

Finally, after what seemed like an eternity of relentless combat, fuckslaying and committing to the massacre... the church fell silent, save for the occasional groan or whimper from the wounded cultists and the occasional SKIBIDI of a Skibidi Toilet.

Reimu stood amidst the aftermath, her chest heaving with exertion as blood had washed over her red shrine maiden outfit... her eyes scanning the room for any signs of movement and satisfied that the threat had been neutralized, she nodded to her companions with elfin fuckrage, they sauntered forth with divine fuckrage and bombastically insane and fully fuck-filled brains which had been satisfied through bloodlust.

"Good work, everyone we've probably cleansed all those fucking pieces of shit, now we've got someone to crush and kill..." spoke Reimu as she held the severed head of Grodus, the leader of the X-Nauts who had become so irrelevant that he died off screen, fucking bum.

The group gathered together with their faces streaked with sweat and blood, their weapons still smoking from the intense firefight of fuck-lust, blood-lust and elfin fuck-rage which filled their boobs with tumultuous joy and glee as they together, they pressed on deeper into the church of Lakewood, determined to confront Joel Osteen and put an end to the Skibidi Toilet cult once and for all that pervaded the city of Atlanta, Georgia... which was part of the main Skibidi Toilet religious belt which dominated the southern area of the United States of America, it was a fucking mess and they still had Charleston to deal with... fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck.

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RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Desire - Persona 5

Reimu opened the heavy doors of the secret chamber of Lakewood Church, the doors were very heavy and lead to the auditorium of Lakewood Church where the Fuckmeister himself stood upon the stage of the Auditorium with a cunning smirk on his face.

Joel Osteen stood confidently on the stage of the Lakewood Church's auditorium which was utterly massive, his demeanor oozing with arrogance and flamboyance as he wore an ostentatious pink suit adorned with sequins and glitter, his hair styled perfectly and his smile dazzling like a polished gem as he looked upon Reimu and the New England Patriots

"Well, well, well! Look who we have here," Joel began, his voice smooth and charismatic, carrying effortlessly through the vast auditorium as he strutted across the auditorium. "A group of rowdy troublemakers crashing my divine congregation, how utterly delightful and you even killed my subordinate... Lord Grodus of the X-nauts, but I suppose he wasn't needed."

He gestured theatrically with his hands, as if orchestrating a grand performance as he stood amidst the empty auditorium "I must say, you've caused quite a stir my guests but you must fear not, for you are in the presence of the illustrious Joel Osteen, the fuckmeister himself..."

The cult leader's eyes twinkled with mischief as he continued, he stroked his cock in front of them without any shame, "You must forgive my followers' fervorfor they are the wicked and licentious and don't misinterpret our religion, we are merely a small religion of peace and tranquility which believes that the G-Toilet is the second coming of Christ."

Joel Osteen chuckled, the sound echoing through the auditorium which was currently empty at the time, he spoke with great clarity. "You all seem to be very strong and talented, as if the great G-Man toilet himself has chosen you all to be divine warriors and as the pastor and fuckmeister of this church, it is my job to make sure you all cultivate the fruits of the Toilet which has been blessed upon you all by our almighty overlords... it would be a massive shame if you all squandered your talents which have been blessed upon you all."

Joel Osteen unveiled a large table filled with the finest of steaks and the finest of wines for them to pair, it was a massive feast as he had awaited the arrival of these people who called themselves the New England Patriots, Joel Osteen wanted them to convert.

"Join our church of the Skibidi Toilet and we will treat you all to this wonderous feast and treat you to the greatest luxuries that we can provide under the power of the Osteen-Copeland Ministries, Kenneth Copeland has his church set in Charleston for your convenience my guests."

Reimu's eyes narrowed as she listened to Joel Osteen's smooth words and watched his shameless display of manipulation, she felt a surge of disgust at the sight of him stroking his cock in front of them, his arrogance and manipulation oozing from every word he spoke... she wanted to beat the shit out of this motherfucker with elfin fuckrage.

"You think we're fools, Osteen?" Reimu's voice cut through the air like a blade of fuck, her gaze unwavering as she met his eyes. "You think we'll fall for your pathetic attempts at persuasion? We've seen through your bullshit from the moment we set foot in this godforsaken church..."

She gestured to her companions, her voice filled with righteous fuck-fury. "We've fought our way through your brainwashed followers and slaughtered every last one of them and now you stand before us, thinking you can tempt us with your false promises and lavish feasts?"

Reimu stepped forward, her fists clenched at her sides as her veins pulse with adrenaline, "We're not here for your luxuries or your lies, Osteen in fact... we're here to put an end to your reign of terror and free those who have been deceived by your twisted ideology of fuck... so you can take your Skibidi Toilet cult and shove it up your ass, because we're not buying what you're selling you lame fucker."

Reimu raised T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷̷, her weapon gleaming with righteous fury as she brandished her fucked up candlestick which had garnered a reputation for shattering skulls asunder, "Your time is up, Osteen. Prepare to face the consequences of your actions."

Meanwhile, Mokou's eyes blazed with raw intensity as she stepped forward towards Joel Osteen who stood at the auditorium stage with a look of confusion on his face, her voice laced with the grit of someone who had seen the worst of humanity and had been through shit.

"Man, fuck all these lying motherfuckers, I'm tellin' y'all..." Mokou snarled, her words dripping with disdain as her spastic colon churns in disgust, "Politicians, cops, pastors like this sorry-ass Jioel Osteen and that fucking tub-of-lard named Kenneth Copeland... They all the same, talkin' 'bout peace and prosperity while they be lining they own pockets and fuckin' over the people. Ain't nothin' but butter churnin' grifters, man.. fucking fuckers"

She gestured angrily at Joel Osteen with a glare of an intensified form of fuck-rage. "This slimy piece of shit right here? Been feedin' lies to folks, takin' advantage of the desperate and lost souls, tellin' 'em some bullshit 'bout a G-Toilet and makin' 'em believe it's the second comin' of Christ. Ain't that some fucked-up shit and gettin' em to believe that the Skibidi Toilets are some happy good shit, fuck that noise!"

Mokou's voice rose with passion, fueled by years of witnessing injustice. "And them politicians? They just puppets dancin' for the rich bastards pullin' the strings and all that bullshit, Fuck 'em all, fuck this and fuck that... FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK! We don't need no fake promises or fancy feasts. We need truth and justice, and that's what we gonna deliver by slaying the fuck outta you and your fucking buddy Copeland and through the ashes of the ruined America which was fucked over by the Skibidi Toilets, a new America will rise from those ashes once we finish wiping up all of the Skibidi Toilets!"

She cracked her knuckles, her gaze fixed on Osteen. "You hear that, Osteen? Your days of preachin' lies and deceivin' folks are over and we're here to bring your house of cards tumblin' down, and ain't nothin' gonna stop us."

With a fierce fuckrage, Mokou gripped her weapon tightly. "Time to pay the piper, you sorry excuse for a pastor. We're the New England Patriots, and we're about to kick your ass straight to HELL!"

Reimu chuckled at Mokou's rant, it was just as she said... Reimu had planned to genocide the Skibidi Toilets and wipe them off the slate of the earth and with the ruined world in tact, Reimu would make America rise from the ashes as its new leader and lead to the rebirth of America after the Skibidi-Pocalypse.

Mokou's impassioned speech reverberated through the chamber of Joel Osteen, echoing the frustration and fury of those betrayed by false promises and deceit which she had experienced, Reimu nodded with her gaze fixed on Joel Osteen with a steely resolve to fuck him up.

"You tell 'em, Mokou, we're gonna rebuild America!" Reimu said with a smirk, her own loins pulsing with the anticipation of justice. "These grifters have had their run, but it's time to show 'em what happens when they mess with the wrong folks. No more bullshit, no more lies... PATRIOTS TIME!"

Reimu stepped forward towards Joel Osteen, her presence commanding his attention "Osteen, your game is up and we ain't buying your Skibidi Toilet nonsense and we sure as hell ain't buying into your prosperity gospel bullshit. You and your buddy Copeland are gonna face the consequences of your deception. The New England Patriots don't back down from a fight and we're going to fucking destroy your bullshit cult at the seams."

She leveled T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷̷ at Osteen, her eyes burning with righteous fuckrage. "Time's up, Osteen. Prepare to face the music."

Joel Osteen however began to feel raw fuckrage pulse through his veins as his anger at being rejected and denied filled him to the brim with anger and the real Joel Osteen slipped out, he was a bitch in sheeps clothing.

Joel Osteen's facade cracked, revealing a man seething with bitterness and rage as his smooth demeanor vanished, replaced by raw hostility and contempt as he looked at the New England Patriots with raw fuckrage and anger.

"You think you can waltz in here and challenge me?!" Joel Osteen spat out, his voice laced with venom. "You bunch of self-righteous brats don't know the first thing about power or control. You're nothing but a pack of deluded fools clinging to your futile sense of justice... you pieces of fuck."

He paced across the stage, his eyes blazing with fury upon the group, "I've had enough of this Skibidi Toilet charade. Do you really think I believe in that fucking garbage? It's all a facade, a means to an end. Power, influence, wealth—that's what I'm after and you, you insignificant pests have the audacity to stand in my way?! I am the great FUCKMEISTER himself!"

Joel Osteen's face contorted with rage as he pointed accusingly at Reimu and her comrades with anger. "You think you can bring me down? I'll crush you like the vermin you are. No one defies Joel Osteen and gets away with it!"

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RECOMMENDED LISTENING: DEATH BY GLAMOUR - UNDERTALE

He reached for a concealed weapon, a massive flaming trident... his facade of charm replaced by a sinister sneer. "Prepare to meet your end, you fucking fools. The Skibidi Toilet nonsense ends here and I shall reign supreme, over Atlanta, Georgia... over Kenneth Copeland! Even over the fucking world!."

With a menacing glint in his eyes, Joel Osteen lunged forward and unleashing his true malevolence upon Reimu and her companions with elfin fuckrage, ready to fight to protect his grip on power and authority.

Joel Osteen's rant continued with a flamboyant and sinister edge, his anger fueling an eccentric display of madness as he descended and was now spiraling downwards upon being rejected by Reimu and the New England Patriots.

"You think you can disrupt my congregation, murder my followers, and ruin my fucking church and get away with it?" Joel Osteen bellowed, his voice echoing through the transformed auditorium as he snapped his fingers and the floor of the auditorium turned into a dance floor and a massive shining disco ball descended down from the ceiling.

"Well, my dear Patriots, let's dance! Let's see if you can keep up with the rhythm of chaos! Rawr~!"

He twirled the massive flaming trident with finesse and eagerness, the flames casting an eerie glow across the room of the auditorium "Behold the power of the Fuckmeister! Witness as I turn your feeble attempts at resistance into a dazzling spectacle! dance partner~!"

With a flick of his wrist, Joel Osteen summoned a legion of Skibidi Toilets, their bodies adorned with glitter and neon colors and with a wave of his hand, he summoned a bunch of human Skibidi Toilet cultists who had begun gyrating and twerking to the beat of the disco ball and the raw sounds blasting through the speakers. "Join the party, my devoted followers! Show these fools the true spirit of the Skibidi Toilet! Meow~!"

The auditorium erupted into a cacophony of flashing lights, thumping beats, and frenzied dancing Skibidi Toilet cultists as Joel Osteen's eyes gleamed with manic delight as he continued his tirade of fuck.

"Your righteousness means nothing in the face of true power! I am the maestro of this twisted symphony, and you are but puppets in my grand performance as the Fuckmeister! Nyah~!"

He lunged forward, the flames of the trident casting menacing shadows across his face. "Prepare to be consumed by the fervor of the Skibidi Toilet! This is my domain and you will bow before the Fuckmeister and bend the KNEE! LMFAO~!"

Joel Osteen's laughter reverberated through the chaotic scene, a chilling echo of madness and delusion as Reimu and her companions stood ready to slay the fuck out of this annoying bitch.

"Let's dance, sister" Spoke Ruby as both Dia and Ruby Kurosawa had become consumed by the beats, but as they danced... they fired upon the crowd of gyrating human cultists and spinning Skibidi Toilets.

As the chaotic scene unfolded in the transformed auditorium, Ruby and Dia Kurosawa skillfully danced through the throng of gyrating cultists and spinning Skibidi Toilets, their movements fluid and coordinated as they fired upon the frenzied crowd with precision and elfin delightful fuckrage.

Dia, spun gracefully between the dancing figures as her sniper rifle aimed with unwavering focus and with each shot, a cultist or Skibidi Toilet fell, their glittering bodies collapsing amidst the pulsating lights and booming music and sputtering blood and glitter across the dance floor of the Auditorium.

Ruby moved in sync with the rhythm of the chaotic dance floor as a former idol, she was damn great at it... She wielded her weapon with expertise, firing calculated shots that found their marks amidst the disarray of fuckrage. The air was filled with the sounds of gunfire intermingling with the thumping beats of the disco which provided something that could only be called American.

Reimu and the rest of the Patriots engaged the Skibidi Toilets and cultists with relentless ferocity, their weapons cutting through the chaos like a storm of fuckrage and bullets, Mokou and Kaguya with their movements agile and unpredictable, dodged and weaved through the crowd of gyrating cultists and Skibidi Toilets, firing bursts of ammunition that scattered the frenetic cultists and murdered the fuck out of anything that stood in its way.

But the best was saved for last as Sanae carried two machine-guns and got in the middle before yelling to her comrades, "PATRIOTS DUCK!" through the PARA-RAID device and once everyone ducked, Sanae began to spin rapidly like a tornado as she held her machine guns out, performing a vicious spin-attack as bullets scattered everywhere like a lawn sprinkler... murdering the fuck out of the Skibidi Toilets and the gyrating cultists in the vicinity.

"You're finished, Osteen!" Reimu shouted above the din of gunfire and music. "Your lies end here and it's time to fucking end you!"

The Patriots converged on Joel Osteen, their resolve unyielding as they faced off against the self-proclaimed Fuckmeister of Atlanta, Georgia. The transformed auditorium became a battlefield and amidst the chaos, Joel Osteen began to panic as he was now surrounded and cornered against the wall, he was fucked.

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RECOMMENDED LISTENING: GOLDENSLAUGHTERER - UMINEKO WHEN THEY CRY

"W-wait guys, w-we can work this shit out... I-I'll end the fucking toilet cult, j-just let me live..." Joel Osteen panicked nervously as he was now surrounded and utterly fucked, all of his Skibidi toilets had been slain and his cultists murdered.

Reimu narrowed her eyes at Joel Osteen as her voice cuts through the chaos of the auditorium which had now dimmed down after the defeat of Joel Osteen. "Tell us where the Skibidi Toilets came from and how to stop them and maybe we'll consider sparing your sorry ass. But make it quick, because your time is running out and I really want to shove T̷̷H̷̷E̷ ̷S̷̷K̷̷U̷̷L̷̷L̷̷F̷̷U̷̷C̷̷K̷̷E̷̷R̷̷ up your fucking asshole"

Reimu tapped her foot as she waited for the response of Joel Osteen who was cornered and now had Kaguya's machine-gun pointed right at his chest, if he disobeyed... he would be killed right here and now... but something much worse arrived for Joel Osteen, he had his own PARA-RAID device in his ear and a voice spoke to him which sent chills down his spine.

"Sorry Osteen, we heard all your talk about how you wanted to "Rule over Atlanta, Georgia... Rule over me and rule over the world which would mean betraying us and we don't like traitors in our ranks Osteen... so I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you because as your BUSINESS partner and as a member of our group... I must kill you and if you're confused on how I'll do it... let's just say I secretly had a bomb installed and is wrapped around by your small intestines..."

"F-Fuck... C-Copeland-sensei, please don't kill me...! I-I didn't mean it! I promise, I didn't fucking mean it!" Joel Osteen cried in desperation as he heard the chilling words of Kenneth Copeland.

Joel Osteen's eyes widened in sheer terror as he frantically pleaded into his PARA-RAID device, his voice shaking with desperation and fear as he spoke to Kenneth Copeland of the Charleston District of the Osteen-Copeland Ministries.

"K-Kenneth, please! I didn't mean any of it, I swear!" Joel Osteen's voice cracked as he struggled to maintain his composure. "I-I'm loyal to you, to the cause... I'll do anything, just spare me, please! PLEASE!"

The sound of Kenneth Copeland's chilling laughter echoed through the device, sending shivers down Osteen's spine. "Oh, Joel Osteen... you've disappointed me greatly. Betrayal has consequences, my friend and unfortunately we can't allow you to leak information to the New England Patriots"

Joel Osteen's gaze darted around the auditorium, realizing he was trapped between the Patriots and the looming threat of Kenneth Copeland's retribution as he had betrayed the group he was part of... "Please, Kenneth... I'll make it right, just give me a chance."

But there was only silence on the other end of the line and Joel Osteen knew his fate was sealed. Panic gripped him as he faced the Patriots, his expression a mix of terror and resignation.

"Yo' crotch-rot, what the fuck is going on in your PARA-RAID device, argument with your wife or something?" Reimu responded bitterly as she awaited a response, but Joel Osteen began to beep...

"MOTHERFUCKERS! WATCH OUT!" Sanae yelled as she suddenly tackled Reimu, Mokou, Kaguya, Ruby and Dia and tackled them away from Joel Osteen, she had recognized that the beeping coming from Joel Osteen was well... explosive.

Reimu was covered in gore and stunned by the sudden explosion and as she looked around in shock, she saw the remnants of Joel Osteen's body lay scattered across the transformed auditorium which had once been a dance floor, now displaying his corpse. The air was thick with the metallic scent of blood and smoke and the Patriots remained sprawled on the ground, dazed and disoriented after seeing the horrific scene.

Sanae quickly got to her feet and scanned the area for any signs of further danger following the explosion, "Damn it, that sneaky bastard had explosives on him" she exclaimed, her eyes wide after witnessing such a fucked up scene.

Mokou rose to her feet and wiped the blood off her face... "That was a close call, we were so fucking close to being injured there..." she muttered, her voice tinged with disgust.

Reimu thought about Osteen's words and more likely than not... it seemed he had been blown up somehow and it wasn't his doing but rather, the doing of Kenneth Copeland... his business partner who worked for the Osteen-Copeland Ministries corporation.

"Looks like Osteen was a pawn, reminds me of SpongeBob back in Jacksonville..." Reimu spoke, remembering the bloody scene she had after fighting SpongeBob at his penthouse in Jacksonville.

The LA Knight spoke up through the PARA-RAID device, his voice blunt and serious as he spoke of this issue. "Yeah... looled like Osteen had a bomb which was surgically placed in his body, probably because Copeland thought he might've been capable of betraying him..." the LA Knight added, giving clarity to Kaguya.

Kaguya nodded thoughtfully as she absorbed the information from Reimu and the LA Knight. "So Copeland had Osteen eliminated to prevent any potential betrayal, what a fuckin' bitch but I suppose that's the kinda shit our enemies would do..." she mused, her expression grave.

"It seems our enemies are more connected than we thought huh?" Sanae remarked as her eyes narrowed "We need to stay vigilant and be prepared for anything those fuckers might throw at us."

"So let me get this straight, Kenneth Copeland or whatever that fuck's name is had a bomb surgically installed into Joel Osteen which he was never aware of and Copeland decided to blow Osteen up when he threatened to leak things, in other words... Osteen got fucking Epstein'd." Mokou spoke as she put the pieces together.

"Yeah... looks like an Epstein situation, killed before he could leak anything on the Skibidi Toilets and their purpose, as well as making sure to clear up the names of the Big-Shots with the exception of Copeland himself..." Dia added as she looked around the auditorium that once belonged to Joel Osteen.

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"But first... I think we should enjoy that lavish dinner that Osteen left on the table over there, I'm pretty hungry guys...!" Ruby spoke as the group agreed on their steak dinner, a long day of fuck-slaying and cleansing had to be met with tender food so they stopped their theorizing and headed to the table.

The New England Patriots and their fucked-up minds still reeling from the events that had unfolded in these chaotic twenty four hours, approached the table where Joel Osteen had laid out a lavish feast before his explosive demise and despite the chaos and bloodshed which overwhelmed the scenerie around them, the aroma of the food beckoned to them, promising a moment of respite after that blazioning fuckscape that was the Auditorium which was now filled with bodies... the table had been retracted to behind the stage which blocked them from the view of that fucked up scene.

Ruby was eager for some comfort after the intense battle that had taken its tole on them and she wasted no time in seating herself at the table. "Steak sounds perfect right about now, I'm so hungry..." she said, her voice laced with anticipation which filled her cute little face.

Dia joined her little sister as a small smile began tugging at her lips. "I could use a break after that bullshit" she admitted, her eyes scanning the array of food before them which had been spread before them luxuriously.

Reimu had finally allowed herself to relax slightly as she took a seat at the table after dealing the genocide upon Atlanta' Gerogia... "Let's eat and enjoy this shit for a fucking change" she said, her tone a mix of determination and weariness after that battle, she made sure to wash her hands in a sink near the backstage of the auditorium stage.

Mokou grinned as she reached for a plate which was filled with piping hot meat and her ghetto mindset took over, "Damn right and after all that fuckery, a good meal is in order so let me fucking EAT!" she remarked, her eyes twinkling mischievously as she ripped into her steak voraciously.

Kaguya looked at Mokou with a look of confusion yet amusement, "Jeez... chill out Mokou, it's just steak... we've got plenty for all of us, it's not going anywhere Mokou."

Sanae took a deep breath as she soaked in their victory and took a bite out of her meat, relishing the tasty steak and the fat... it was damn good and damn tasty and very satisfying after that bullshit which they had dealt with when fighting Joel Osteen.

The group ate in companionable silence after that tough battle, the clinking of utensils and the sounds of chewing were a welcome contrast to the chaos they had faced at the auditorium of Lakewood.

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Authors note: Damn... Haney got exposed hard against Ryan Garcia, yikes.