The next day, Wolverine found a new set of clothes that included a cool brown cowboy hat, red flannel, and black alligator boots. He walked down the streets of Orlando, trying to figure out his next move, as he didn't have many options at the moment. Wolverine has been Orlando a few times in his longtime and the Orlando of this world was similar to his world except for a statue of a superhero named Aquaman near a dock.
He was glad that this world has heroes. Heck, some of them would give his friends a run for their money. One idea he had was going to say superheroes and asking them for their help. But they might not believe him, plus he doesn't know how to reach them.
Wolverine turns around the corner. He smelt a nasty smell of sewage, gunpowder, and, weirdly enough, candy. He spotted the source of the smell coming from a strange blue van parked on the curbside of a bank.
Probably those guys at that secret lab base from yesterday, Wolverine, thought
Wolverine calmly walked up to the van and heard arguing in the driver's seat was the Australian who threw a bunch of boomerangs. He tapped on the driver's glass and the Australian looked at him. He was about to sweat and he rolled down the window.
"So, are you guys looking for a rematch," said Wolverine
"Nah, mate, just taking you with us," said the Australian
"Please, I dealt with worse than you bunch of clowns."
"I'm more of a jester than a clown," said a voice in the back
"Then the Australian grinned, "Then how about you deal with this?"
Wolverine felt a sharp pain in his chest and looked to see a sword coming through his chest. He looked behind him to see the guy who dressed like Deadpool, except he was more serious and less insane.
"Shame, I thought you put up more of a fight," said the Deadpool look alike
Wolverine elbowed the assassin in the face and made him stumble back. He tried to pull out of the sword, but then a bullet went through his legs.
"Dammit," said Wolverine
Then a rope quickly tied him up his arms, and then a croc guy and bleach-skinned girl came out of the van,
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"Oh, shit, I think we got him," said Captain Boomerang
The target screamed out, and his metal claws popped out, and he stood back up.
"Never mind."
Then he headbutted Captain Boomerang. He used his strength to break out of the ropes and took the sword out of him. Then Harley used a shotgun and blasted him in the chest, knocking him down. Killer Croc grabbed him by the ankles and swung him around until he let him go. Sending him into a parked gray minivan.
On a rooftop of a laundry mat, Deadshot looked through the scope of long-range rifles to see the target shaken off. He started fighting Killer Croc and Sport Master came into the fight.
Then the earpiece buzzed, and Waller communicated to him.
"Status report. Did you get the target?"
"Not yet. He is as difficult as he was yesterday."
Deadshot watched the target stab Killer Croc in the back and almost slash Sport Master's arm off before Harley Quinn hits him in the head with a baseball bat.
"Neutralize him quickly before any heroes or SWAT team come in."
"Got it."
He tried to go for another headshot but Captain Boomerang got in the way as he threw razor sharp boomerangs at him.
God dammit, Deadshot then turned to his left and asked the other person on the roof, "Should you go out of there and help?"
Killer Frost looked at the ice breeze flowing from her left hand. "Don't worry. When he gets tired from all the fighting, I'll jump in."
Deadshot then sees the target cutting Harley shotgun in half and kicking Deadshot in the stomach.
"I think he's not going to get tired."
"Fine, I'll get down there."
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Wolverine needs a quick escape from this group fast before anymore of them pop around. He then spotted the Deadpool look alike, got his sword again, and the guy in a gray hockey mask pulled out a bladed hockey stick, circling him.
"A hockey stick now I've seen everything," said Wolverine
"I'm impressed with your healing factor. Too bad I can't cut your head off to see if you can survive that," said Deadpool look alike
"But whoever sent you guys wants me alive?"
"Bingo."
"No more talking. Let put him on the ground," said the guy in a gray hockey mask
The Deadpool look alike came at him first, swinging his sword to his hip but blocked the sword. But the sharp hockey cut into his right arm and Wolverine screamed in pain then stabbed the hockey mask man in the leg.
"Motherfucker."
Then Wolverine tried to slash the Deadpool look alike but got stopped by an explosive boomerang to the head. He was losing his cool, and that it was going to be bad for everyone, even for him. Wolverine turned to the Australian, who held one boomerang in his hand but couldn't find another one.
"Ah bloody hell," said the Australian
"I'm going shove that boomerang up your ass," said Wolverine
"That sounds kinky," Wolverine, who dodged the baseball bat from the pale woman, grabbed her and threw her into the Australian.
Then he got shot in the chest, which caused him to stagger. He looked across the street to see a sniper on the roof. He rushed toward the roof to get rid of him before a woman with white hair and blue clothing got in front of him.
"What's your deal, Whitey?" said Wolverine
"It's just that you really need to cool off," said the white-haired woman
She blasted him with ice. His whole body, except for his head, got completely frozen, and he looked up at the woman with anger.
"You better hope I don't see you again," said Wolverine
"You and me both," said the woman before knocking him out with a stomp to his head.
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Killer Frost sees Deadshot talking to Waller as he walks toward her and the knocked out target.
"Yeah, we'll be at the extraction point near three o'clock," said Deadshot who then turned to Killer Frost. "How long do we have before the ice melts?"
"About four hours," said Killer Frost
"Good."
Killer Croc and Captain Boomerang came up to them.
"Took you long enough to join the fight, frost," said Captain Boomerang
She shrugged
Killer Croc looked at the unconscious target. "Can I eat his face?"
"Probably not. We don't want Waller to get piss off," said Deadshot
"Yeah, she'll add more years to our sentence," said Captain Boomerang
Deadshot heard police siren, "Alright time to go,"
Killer Croc grabbed the target as the gray van pulled up with Harley driving and everyone piled into and drove off before the police arrived.