opening by neostardustdragon101
(play Haruka Mirai from Black Clover)
Within a black void a single red cover book floated spinning aimlessly before coming to a halt. Its pages opened as nine pages flew out each depicting a tailed beast
Aimai na kotoba nanka ja nanihitotsu kanawanai
as the pages flew Naruto was walking through the streets of her with a grin on his face as he reached his destination
The Hazbin Hotel stood proudly, the doors burst open as a lone figure walked through the door revealing the smirking face of Naruto.
Wakatteru wakatterun da
Juuoumujin ni doko made mo habataketara na
Naruto and Charlie stand back to back with each other turning to each other with smiles on their faces before Charlie hugged her little brother causing Naruto to chuckle awkwardly
Naruto stands in the kitchen showing off some amazing cooking skills, flipping up some eggs which landed on Husker's head as Niffy and Angel laughed.
Itsu no himo yumemiteta
Naruto runs through the streets of hell evading blasts of golden light glaring up at the Exorcists hovering above. He runs along the side of a building to jump into the air punching one across the face before spinning around and kicking another away
Soredemo ippo ippo futashika na sekai demo
Nandomo taoretatte sou
Narutoz Charlie, and Vaggie, laugh flying on razzle and dazzle through the air. Angel, Husker, Nifty, Pentioius, and his egg bois all appear one by one with smiles on their faces.
Honnou no mama akirame wa shinai kara saa
Everything faded to black, Alastor gave a polite bow, his calm face shifting to a demonic grin Zestiel, Carmilla, The Vees and the rest of the Overlords appeared. Valentino raised out his hand as chains wrapped around Angel as he sat on his knees hugging himself.
Haruka mirai e ima kakedashitan da
Mada minu fuan sura subete koete
Vaggie let out a silent cry as her angel wings were torn from her back as Charlie reached out her hand towards her smiling.
Ano hi egaita boku ga boku de aru tame ni
Itsu no hi ka peeji no tsudzuki egaku yo
Kimi to iu kibou to iu
A black demonic wing spread from the right side showing the happy hotel showing Charlie and everyone laughing together, before it cut to Kurama with a chain around his neck looking up at Naruto who glared at him as he held the end of the chain in his hands
Maru de itsuka no wan peeji no you na
Kimi to boku ga deaeta
A white angelic wing spread out to the left showing a grinning Adam and Lute as Sara and Emily stood above them
Kore o kiseki tte yobou ka
Naruto sits on the couch with Charlie's arm around his neck with an embarrassed blush on his face with Vaggie on her left side and the rest of the Happy Hotel sitting together for a family photo.
(at the Vees )
inside Voxs security room the overlord of TV was watching security footage of everyone at the Hazbin Hotel getting ready for extermination day
"Holy fuck! they are gonna fight?! gahahahahaha! oh Alastor I can't wait to see you get fucked!" Vox yelled as he laughed at this
"Vox what's with all the noise?" Velvette yelled as she poked her head into the room with Valentino entering the room
"just enjoying the buildup to the big show" Vox said with a grin as he continued to watch
"those fuck wads are gonna actually try fighting back?" Valentino asked with a grin at this as he sat down in a seat in the room
Velvette looked at footage of Naruto helping the others get ready for the attack and smirked at this "oh i'm gonna enjoy watching you fail at protecting that stupid hotel" she said as while she knew her ex was strong she didn't think that he had any chance against the angels though obviously she was biased
(at the hotel)
Charlie Vaggie and Naruto were outside the hotel where the army of cannibals were armed and ready along with the rest of the people staying at the hotel
"I wish mom was here to see this" Charlie said to Vaggie as she sighed
"The Cannibals seem ready to fight, are we?" Vaggie asked Charlie and Naruto
"I am always ready for a good brawl" Naruto said as he nodded
"Fear not! I shall have the staff ready for glorious combat!" Sir Pentious yelled as he came out of the hotel dressed up in a blue general uniform looking proud
"what the hell are you supposed to be?" Vaggie asked as she looked at the dressed up snake demon
"General Pentious reporting for Duty! I'll turn these rapscallions into soldiers in no time!" Sir Pentious yelled as he gave a salute
"looking good buddy" Naruto said as a he chuckled while giving the snake demon a thumbs up
"thanks pen" Charlie said as she smiled at the general
"What can I do to help?" Niffy asked as she made her presence known
"I'm glad you asked soldier, the base needs fortifications reinforce the southern wall!, build a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault Sir pentious said to Nifty who looked up at him with her eye wide
"How about this? if you see a angel stab it Charlie said as she held out a angelic dagger to Niffy
"Got it!" Nifty said with a grin on her face as she looked at Angel Dust before she ran at him
"Wrong angel! Wrong angel, the bad kind who want to kill us including Shukaku!" Naruto yelled as he quickly stopping her
"They will bleed eternally for hurting my Shukaku! Love you baby!" Nifty yelled Nifty yelled with a grin as she waved at Shukaku who was going through the box of angelic weapons
"Shut up baby, I know it!" Shukaku yelled as he went through the box of weapons
"Listen up people! we have twenty four hours before the extermination begins let's get to work!" Vaggie said to the gathered army
as everyone got to work on training for the upcoming battle Naruto walked over to Kurama who was talking with Loona who had showed up to help, she was wearing what looked like some metal gauntlets that were made from angelic steel
"Hey loona right? glad to see your here to help" Naruto said as he smiled at the hellhound
"I'm here for Kurama not you, i'm gonna go train up the Cannibals babe." Loona said as she glared at Naruto before she looked at Kurama and walked away leaving Naruto and Kurama alone
"…she's not a fan of me is she?" Naruto asked after a few moments of silence
"Yea well you did have her man on a leash until a month ago" Kurama stated as he looked at Naruto and crossed his arms
"Yea I'm still not proud of that" Naruto said with a sigh at this
"yea I'm not proud of what I did ether kid, if I hadn't sold out your mom to that asshole then all of this wouldn't have happened to you Kurama said as he sighed
"…is the great nine tailed fox actually apologizing?" Naruto asked as he raised a eyebrow at this
"Well as her highness says it starts with sorry right?" Kurama asked as he looked at Naruto
"heh true, look for what it's worth I am sorry for how I treated you. Naruto said with a chuckle before he looked at Kurama with a firm and sincere look
"don't sweat it kid I have taken worse, you didn't do anything I didn't have coming" Kurama said as he shook his head
"Yea well, how about we start over as friends seeing as you and your siblings are actually helping protect this place?" Naruto asked as he held out his hand to Kurama
"friends eh? heh sure kid" Kurama asked before he chuckled and took Naruto's hand and shook it
"you two aren't gonna kiss now are you?" Shukaku asked announcing his presence behind them
before he yelled as Kurama slammed his foot into his head
"Shut up and get your sand ready for the fight you idiot!" Kurama yelled as he kicked the tanuki demon back towards the stockpile of weapons
"Yahooey!!!" Shukaku yelled as he fell into the stockpile
"still hard to believe he was a original overlord" Naruto said as he shook his head at this
"I think that statistic where one in every nine is retarded comes from him" Chomei said as he hovered in the air his wings covered in angelic steel
"you guys all geared up?" Naruto asked the other tailed beasts who were standing nearby
"you bet! that Carmilla has some good weapons" Son said with a grin as he rested a angelic Bo staff on his shoulders
"yea I'm surprised she made us special orders" Kokuo said as she did some practice kicks with her feet showing off that they were covered in angelic steel
"I will tear them apart from the inside out, hahahahah!!!" Shukaku cackled happily as he showed off his sand which had some ground up angelic steel in it
"Does this make up for me choking?" Naruto asked the mad tanuki with a grin
"well I'm getting to kill some angels so yeah we're cool now" Shukaku said as he nodded at Naruto
"this will be quite cathartic" Matatabi said as she flexed her new clawed gauntlets
"Hey hockey puck you still alive in there- pfft" Shukaku spat as he picked Isobu up only to get sprayed in the face with water
"I'm sure he will be ready to go when the fighting starts right?" Saiken asked his brother
Isobu's shell shook at this
"One shake means yes right?" Charlie asked curiously
"yup now the rest of the army are waiting for your speech sis" Naruto said with a smile at his sister
Charlie nodded at this as before she went to the podium In front of the gathered army
"oh and don't worry kid if and when we go all out we can still tell who's on our side" Kurama said yo Naruto as he patted him on the shoulder
Naruto nodded at this as he walked over to the rest of the group so Charlie could give her speech
"hello I want to thank everyone for coming, even people who aren't staying here yet…..Cherri" Charlie said into the microphone so everyone could hear her
"look I can't resist a fight ok? especially when I get to tag team with this fuck head!" Cherri said with a grin as she put her arm around Angels shoulder causing him to smile back at her
"Tomorrow the Exorcist angels will face a hell ready to defend itself and win!" Charlie said as she smiled at the crowd
"yea! yea we will, tell them baby!" Vaggie yelled out deciding to show her support
"yes and we are going to win! but in case we don't I want you all to know that getting to know all of you has been the biggest honor of my life" Charlie said as she looked around all her friends who smiled back at her…..except for Cherri and Shukaku who had bored looks on their faces
"Whatever redemption really means, I know you all tried, I have seen the good in all of you and it's…I'm just…. I love you all so much and live tonight however you want because-" Charlie was saying before…..
"we're all gonna die! ahahahahahahaha!" Nifty yelled loudly before she started to laugh madly while everyone was looking at her with bewildered looks
"I want you in the WORST WAY!!!!" Shukaku said as he looked at Nifty actually roaring the last two words
which caused the maid of the hotel to smile madly and tackle the tanuki demon causing the both to start rolling on the ground as they started to make out
"so…..who's hungry?" Naruto asked after a few moments of awkward silence
"I could eat but first let's get those two in quarantine" Kurama said as he jerked a thumb at Shukaku and Nifty who were still making out
"I'm on it but I expect some good booze for this" Loona said as she grabbed the two demons and carted them off
(later inside the hotel)
later inside the hotel everyone was gathered around the bar area drinking and chatting with each other while also enjoying the buffet Naruto had laid out for all of them
while everyone was eating Naruto was watching all his friends as they enjoyed themselves before tomorrow when the enemy would arrive
he then noticed Sir Pentioius who was standing nearby watching Cherri who was chatting with Angel obviously wanting to talk to her but was to nervous
Naruto sighed at this before he approached Sir pentious "you know a real general wouldn't be afraid to make a move before a glorious battle" he said to the snake demon as he took a drink from his glass
"Do you think I have a chance?" Sir pentious asked as he looked at Naruto
"nothing ventured nothing gained, free advice women like cherri love guys with confidence" Naruto said as he patted Sir pentious on the back
Sir pentious listened to this before he looked at cherri before he steeled his resolve and approached her after finishing his drink
Naruto chuckled at this as he walked off to go get some food from the buffet table where Alastor was standing eating some food
"ah Naruto my boy, I must say this is possibly the best meal you have made since you arrived here" alastor said as he greeted Naruto
"well I figured I may as well go all out with everyone's possible final meals" Naruto said as he looked at everyone else who was enjoying their food
"and would this include going all out against the enemy?" Alastor asked curiously as he swallowed his food
"well that depends are you saying you can't handle Adam" Naruto asked as he knew that the plan was for Alastor to deal with Adam while the rest of them dealt with the Exorcists
alastor said nothing to this but his smile didn't waver as his eyes slightly narrowed as he looked at Naruto
"rest assured alastor if you fumble with dealing with that asshole I'll step in Naruto said with a casual tone
"Why not take the dance together, surely our powers together could put the buffoon down." Alastor said kindly
"I'll be helping with leading the Cannibals seeing as auntie told them to follow my orders" Naruto said as he walked away from Alastor
and why isn't your lovely lady joining us for this battle? Alastor asked with a grin
"politics, she's a sin and I don't want her getting into trouble by getting involved in this" Naruto said with a firm tone of voice
"hmmmmm this should be quite entertaining" Alastor said with a smile as he to walked away from the buffet table and walked past a closet
the door of which was shaking violently as banging was heard from inside
"gahahahahaha! Give it to me sand daddy!" Nifty was heard cackling from inside the closet while Shukaku's roars were heard
(the next morning)
Naruto was sitting on the rooftop of the hotel waiting for the portal to heaven to open up in the sky along with everyone else who was waiting down in front of the hotel while the tailed beasts were standing next to Naruto
suddenly a golden portal opened up in the sky and what looked like a legion of exorcist angels started to fly down towards the hotel
"now! for your souls!" Vaggie yelled at everyone as she held up her spear
"fuck them up!" Charlie yelled as she held her shield at the ready while everyone charged at the enemy the Cannibals attacking the angels who attacked them with the weapons provided
Alastor smiled as he saw the approaching enemy "Let the slaughter begin l! ahahahahahahahaha!" he cackled as he unleashed a massive amount of shadows which engulfed the entire hotel in a shield trapping some of the exorcist army inside and causing the ones outside to crash into the shield
"they appear to have some kind of shield sir!" Lute yelled as her mask showed a scowling face
"oh really? I didn't notice this giant fuckimg shield in front of me you dumb bitch! no shit! Adam yelled out in frustration
suddenly the shadow tendrils attached to the shield slashed at the Exorcists with some weapons easily killing them
"that's how they can kill us? with our own weapons?! fucking weak!" Adam yelled seeing this while Lute yelled as she charged
"Eat that fuckers, you made a mistake!" Shukaku yelled cackling with joy
"Angels don't make mistakes kitty litter!!" Adam yelled back
"Cain and Abel!" Shukaku yelled back
"Does everyone who works for that half breed fuck have to keep bringing that up?!?!" Adam yelled in frustration
as the battle raged on inside the shield some exorcist angels flew at the front of the hotel where some egg bois were hiding but were stopped as Shukaku appeared in front of them
"welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! House of redemption come on a little closer! Step right up test yer strength!" Shukaku shouted raising up his arms forming them into sand hammers smashing them down on the exorcists smashing them to golden paste thanks to the ground up angelic steel in his sand
"angelic weapons fire!" Sir pentious yelled as he ordered some cannons to fire behind him while Angel and Cherri were fighting back to back firing machine guns and losing bombs at the exorcists
"yelling while fighting doesn't help!" Husk yelled as he slashed a exorcist with his cards
gahahahahahahahaha! Nifty cackled as she ran over to the downed angels and stabbed them repeatedly with her knife before running to another one to do the same to them
"alastors shield is working! we might actually have a chance!" Charlie said with a smile as some exorcists flew at her vaggie and Naruto
"Damn right we will sis!" Naruto yelled as he kicked a exorcist in the chin snapping it's neck thanks to the angelic steel on his boots
"love the optimism but trying to focus here!" Vaggie yelled as she stabbed another Exorcist with her Spear
"I'm so over this" Adam said with a scowl before he flew at the shield and slugged it hard causing it to shatter
"fuck" angel said as they all saw the shield fall
"oh no" Charlie said frowning at this
Adam smirked at this before he spotted Alastor who was smiling back at him and flew at the roof of the hotel where he was waiting
"we have a lot more to deal with now people!" Loona yelled as she slashed a exorcist angel with her clawed gauntlets before she kicked another away
"I'm on it! Let loose the rubber ducks of war!" Naruto shouted thrusting his hand up before snapping his fingers as a massive flood of rubber ducks spitting out fire, shooting bullets, carrying swords, axes, and spears erupted from the hotel doors much to the shock of the group
"What..." Husk uttered
"Da..." Angel continued
"RUBBER DUCKYS!" Nifty squealed
"Oh what are are bunch of little rubber bath toys gonna..aaarggghhh!" Lute's taunting was off off as Duck but into her tights yanking a chunk off with several others flying in the sky in small biplanes shooting off a barrage of bullets upon the Exorcist lutennent
Several more in tanks took up alongside the rooftops and bridge firing off missiles
Goku roared jumping into the air, shrinking his form down to that of a chimp he latched onto the back of Exorcist smashing his fist into her face melting her skin on impact before jumping to the next biting into her neck. Goku flipped through the sky when a spiraling mist flew through the sky catching all the exorcists off guard before they all began tearing at the clothing as a boiling heat rushed through their bodies, Kokuo smirked through the mist as she flew by Goku jumped onto her fog form forming a staff of magma in his hands smashing into any exorcists that came in their way.
Saiken curled himself up shooting off bullets of concentrated smile hitting into the exorcists
"Eww what are you trying to do gross out...ow...ow...aaarggghhh!" They all let out screams of agony as their skin began melting away from the burning acid smile covering their bodies
"Did I forget to mention my slime also works like nitroglycerin?" Saiken chuckled as Matatabi smirked, shooting off a single spark towards a burning exorcist to cause a massive eruption of explosions.
"Husk!" The cat sinner looked up as the beetle dropped into his hands, they were a pair of dice.
"Well ain't got nothing to lose." Husker said tossing the dice down to the ground as bullets, explosions, and blood flew the two two landed one 1 and a six.
A golden light covered Husker's body as six copies of the former overlord appeared lined up and armed to fight.
"Lucky Seven..." Husker muttered looking up at Chomei. "My man! Let it ride Cho!" Husker laughed as he and his doppelgangers unleashed a spray of bullets upon the exorcists
Chomei chuckled, extending his wing, slicing off the heads of two incoming Exorcists.
Isobu who was still in his shell watched as the exorcists marched toward his friends, the small turtle began shaking in his shell like it was about to explode, his single yellow eye lit up as while his three tails extended out from the back.
"Krreeeeeeechhhh!" Everyone looked up as something massive came crashing down to the hotel grounds.
Everyone gasped seeing Isbou in his full tailed beast demon form
"I may not be coward, I may not be the strongest or the smartest biju, but I will tell you this... NOBODY MESSES WITH MY FAMILY!" isobu slammed his tails down creating a massive fog around the exorcists
"What this you think a little fog is gonna help you!" An exorcist laughed, swinging her blade cutting off Angel's head spraying his blood out like a geyser...his golden blood.
"I've you now!" An exorcist shouted slashing Matatabi across the chest then just as blade pierced her chest
"What da fuck?" Angel said, watching as the Exorcists were slaughtering...each other!?
"Isbou's fog can lure his victims into power hallucinations, it's a dangerous skill." Kokuo said as she kicked a exorcist in the side easily snapping there back thanks to her strength
Isobu open his maw shooting as the sounds of soft footsteps and screech's began to come from within his mouth emerging from it was a massive army of miniature Isbou's crawling around the Exorcists biting and gnawing on their flesh causing them to scream out in pain
"Isobu can spawn Minimes!?" Husk exclaimed as he threw some cards at some incoming exorcists
"That's bro for ya." Goku laughed smashing his fist into the ground creating another pillar of magma
"Fire!" The Exorcists gathered together gathering up together before they started to throw their spears at the enemy below
"Uh guys... incomiiiiiinnnngggg!" Angel yelled as he and Husk too cover
Everyone looked up as the barrage of spears came towards them when suddenly something began forming around the entirety of the hotel taking the full brunt of the attack.
"Sand!?" the exorcists exclaimed in surprise
"WAAAAAHOOOO! IT'S EXORCISM DAY ON ALL YOU CUNTS SO YOU'D BETTER BE READY TO DIE!" Shukaku proclaimed thrusting his paw out proudly
"He's so dreamy." Nifty swooned with hearts in her eyes hovering in the air only for Angel to quickly pull her down
"Have a taste of my sand coffins!" Shukaku raised up his hands to the sky causing the fallen chunks of sand to rise up from the ground shooting for directly at the exorcists surrounding most of them then in a massive sand storm when it faded numeros exorcists found themselves trapped inside of the sand unable to budge at all
"What the fuck?!" a exorcist yelled from inside the sand
"Let me out here!" another shouted
"I got sand up my ass!"
"Now...sand burial." Shukaku uttered clenching his paw smirking as he heard the screams of the exorcists as the sand crushed their bodies causing golden blood to rain from the sky.
"Whoa..." Husk said his eyes widening at this show of brutally
"I'm singing in the~ BLOOD! Just singing in the~ BLOOD!" Nifty sung dancing around the bloody rain
Goku jumped to the top of the roof extending his arms outwards before bringing them together extending his fingers as if forming the mouth of a beast.
"Hell Rage Burn!" Goku shouted shooting off a massive stream of molten magma from his hand
"Wow that kinda looks like he's..." Pentioius said before he was cut off
"Sssssh! He hates that series!" Kokuo warned as she made a killing gesture under her neck
Gyuki thrusted his tails outwards, ensnaring several Exorcists around their waist, he then applied a massive force of pressure causing them to snap in half.
Gyuki looked up at Lute as she flew towards them and swung his horns directly at Lute blocking her spear.
"You damned abomination!" Lute roared but was quickly pushed back by a powerful stream of blue flames. The Lead Exorcists glared as Vaggie stood alongside Matatabi ready for battle.
"Die you cunt mouth traitor!" Lute roared as she charged at the duo
"Bring it bitch!" Vaggie shouted as Matabi unleashed her flames in full force blasting Lute back pouncing into the air following after her
Lute swung her spear at the pair only to hit pure fire she looked up to see form streams of fire surging down towards engulfing her in flames
"Arrrrggghhhh!" Lute screamed in pain as the blue fires burned into her skin when they cleared away a large paw came down clashing her across the face carving out her right eye causing Lute to cry out in pain before she was tackled down into the ground below.
Kurama matched forward, opening his maw as all nine of his tails extended outward before he unleashed a spiraling stream of black and red energy carving through the approaching exorcists. He lunged upwards swiping his claws down cutting off the heads of any exorcist in his way snatching up a weapon he could until he had a weapon in each hand he smiled holding up each of his weapons before charging the approaching horde.
"sorry! sorry! sorry!" Charlie yelled as she avoided attacks from exorcists before throwing some sparkles in there faces
"not the time for that sis!" Naruto yelled as he kicked a exorcist in the face as mote exorcists flew at them
"oh right, die mother fuckers!" Charlie yelled as she made a bigger explosion of fireworks making the incoming exorcists back off
"better" Naruto said with a grin at this display
Charlie smiled back at her brother before more explosions started to go off causing more of the army to scatter and try to take cover
"suck my holy light fuckers!" yeah! Adam yelled with a grin as he fired blasts from his hands at the battle below him
"what? but alastor was supposed to handle him oh no he must be Charlie said as she frowned
"guess it's my turn then" Naruto said as he glared at Adam before he shot at him his kicking strength leaving a small crater on the ground where he was standing before as he launched himself at Adam
As he did this Sir pentious saw this was happening and frowned before he grabbed Cherri who was climbing past him
"I'm trying to fight here! what are you crazy?! Cherri asked as she held a lit bomb
yes! sir pentious yelled before he kissed the demon woman causing her to drop the bomb which went off and blew up several Exorcists down below
"miss Cherri bomb, I love you, remember me!" sir pentious yelled as he slithered off towards his blimp which was parked nearby
"……that was kinda hot" Cherri said blinking in surprise before she smiled after the snake demon
"Eggs activate thrusters, and charge the death ray! our friend Naruto will not fight the enemy alone!" Pentioius ordered, his Eggbois giving a salute as they began their preparations
On the battlefield everyone took notice of the air ship taking flight in the direction of the fight between Naruto and Adam.
"Pentious?" Charlie questioned with worry
"That crazy mother fucker." Angel uttered with disbelief as the blimp took off
Naruto punched Adam across the face avoiding a swing from his axe the two zooming around the air clashing against each other.
"Target in range!" An Eggboi stated as Adam appeared on the screen
"Fire!" Pentious hissed as he glared at Adam
The death ray extended from the front of the ship charging up it's beam trained on Adam as he sent Naruto flying away from him with a punch
"Huh what the fu..." Adam took notice of the ray and quickly fired off a beam of golden energy wiping out the air ship in the blink of an eye
"heh that could have gone ugly" Adam said with a grin of relief
"Nooooo!" Charlie and Cherri cried out in horror and despair the later falling to her knees sobbing into her hands.
"No, no, no, no." Charlie sobbed
"Fuck ...you did good buddy." Angel said gritting his teeth as he fought by his own sobbing at the loss of his long time enemy turned friend.
The Tailed Beast were frozen in shock at the sight of the brave sinner's sacrifice each one of them let loose a primal roar before they began to relentlessly assault the exorcists.
Naruto was frozen in shock at the sight he had just witnessed, Sir Pentious a wannabe joke of a villain, someone his sister had put her faith into redeeming, someone who had become one of the few true friends he had in this messed up place had just sacrificed his life to try and save his.
And yet here was this arrogant, self absorbed, insufferable piece of absolute shit laughing at the life he had just taken like it was nothing to him at all.
Naruto grit his teeth so tightly they threatened to crack from the pressure blood leaking out from his fist"You son of a bitch!" he yelled as he leapt at Adam and sent a punch at his face which Adam blocked by grabbing Naruto's wrist
"Woah there dude. The only son of a bitch I see is you. After all your hot whore mom gave birth to your sorry ass" Adam said mockingly as Naruto growled in rage before Adam threw him to the ground making a small crater which Naruto stood up from
(With the Vees)
"Well at least when he dies he have one less thorn in our side" Vox muttered as him and his fellow Overlords watched this fight
"Kill that motherfucker! Kill him!" Velvette yelled at the tv with a mad grin
"Is that why you and he broke up or is it because you were shit in bed darling?" Valentino asked smirking at Velvette who growled at him before seeing Adam float down towards Naruto
(with Naruto)
"Look at you boy. You're too afraid to reveal what you are to these demonic pissants out of fear. You're weak. Worthless. You make others fight for you because you know you can't avenge mommy on your own. So why don't you just lie back and take it. Just like your pathetic bitch mom!" Adam yelled cackling as he sent an energy wave at Naruto
Naruto's eyes widened at the oncoming beam before his face wet into a scowl as his muramasa blade appeared in his hand and sliced the beam in half
"Huh?" Adam questioned as he didn't expect his holy light to disappear
"You know something I should thank you" Naruto said as he glared up at the first man
"Oh? For what? The realization of how useless you are?" Adam asked smirking before his eyes widened as black flames surrounded Naruto covering his entire form like a flaming black and white cocoon
(With the vees)
"Is that normal for him?" Valentino questioned
"I've never seen this. Velvette have you?" Vox asked turning to Velvette who stared at the screen confused on what her ex was doing.
(With angel and the others)
"Since when can he use black flames?" Angel asked confused
"So he's finally going all out huh?" Charlie said staring intently at Naruto's flame cocoon
"The Hell are you on about?" Cherri asked the princess
"Just watch. You're about to get a real taste of Naruto's power" Matatabi said firmly as the cocoon of flames suddenly shot into a geyser and revealing Naruto in a new form.
On his head lay one large horn on one side, his eyes glowing bright white, a large black trenchcoat laid upon his form as one black feathered angel wing and one white angel wing sprouted from his back.
"There now for my thanks. Let me thank you for making me embrace my full power. Now do me a favor and embrace your end!" Naruto yelled as if his voice was 3 voices overlapping at once before at hyper speed he flew at Adam
"Ok wasn't expecting that" Adam admitted before he was suddenly backhanded down to the ground where Naruto appeared and kicked him back up into the sky before vanishing and appearing behind him slamming his fist into the first man's neck
(With angel and the others)
"Holy shit! He's an angel too?!" Angel asked wide eyed
"This power its unreal for an overlord" Husk muttered with his tail standing on end
"An angel and demon both? What is he?" Cherri asked wide eyed and open mouthed
"A Nephalem" Vaggie said looking up at the fight with a calculating look "a species that is forbidden to even exist. Angelic blood and demonic blood united in one being" Vaggie explained
(With the vees)
"Holy shit!" Vox yelled wide eyed in shock at what the adopted son of Lucifer was doing to Adam
"How does such power exist?" Valentino asked wide eyed as his pipe fell from his mouth in shock. He could feel Naruto's power through the tv
"...he hid this much power? He hid this from me?" Velvette asked shocked as she started to realize she underestimated her ex for way too long. And now she knows what he can do
(With Naruto)
"You know something I always walk on eggshells around the people of hell. Never having the opportunity to unleash my full power. As if everyone and everything around me is like cardboard. Like it'll break from my sheer presence. But you. You present me a rare opportunity. You give me the chance to see how strong I really am. So do me a favor. Don't break too fast" Naruto said before he vanished and slashed at Adam
"Oh so you got some new look big fucking deal still doesn't change..." A massive spraying of blood erupted from Adam's chest cutting off his ranting. The first man slowly looked down at his robes to see a massive cross cut across them
"What...what the fuck is this...daaahhhgh!" Adam screamed out in pain as golden spears of light pierced through each of his knees he glared at Naruto and unleashed a blast of holy energy upon the nephilim
Naruto raised his hand as the blast crashed into the face of his palm barely moving him an inch.
"Ya gotta be shitting me!" Adam screamed out in disbelief
"My turn..." Naruto said holding out his hand shooting a small blast of his own blasting a hole Adam's right arm
"Ahhhh! Arrrrggghhhh! You little half breed freak! Do you know what this gonna do to my career!" Adam shouted in rage only to met with a hard uppercut sending him upwards he didn't get far as Naruto reappeared smashing knee into Adam's face breaking both his nose and his mask with his blood shooting from his nose and mouth as he was knocked back down to the ground
"Me, me, me. That's all you've ever cared about. It's no wonder my dad stole your wife...twice." Naruto said with a smirk
"You think you can judge me your so called Dad's the most hated being in all of creation and you're a f* abomination!" Adam ranted firing off more blasts at Naruto as they bother took flight
"Well Lilith didn't seem to hate what he had to offer or Eve? Bowchika wow wow!" Naruto teased slapping away his attacks furthering enraging Adam
"I'll fucking end you!" Adam roared drawing his ax swinging at Naruto who easily dodged his attack like it was nothing
"Nice try douchebag!" Naruto said kicking Adam across the face knocking him back
"That's it! I have had enough, you little shit!" Adam yelled as he shot at Naruto his ax ready which started to pulse with power and grew bigger
Naruto growled as he swung his blade at Adam thier blades clashing together but after a few moments of struggle Narutos blade cracked before it broke and Adam's axe slashed Naruto across the chest
"gah!" Naruto yelled as he was sent flying into the rooftop of the Hazbin hotel
"gahahahaha! you may be part angel but you don't know shit on how to use that part of your power you little bitch!" Adam yelled as he flew at Naruto ready to finish him off
"Naruto! Razzle Dazzle!" Charlie yelled before she looked at her dragon companions who flew at her as she was engulfed in a tornado of flames and as the tornado of flames flew around her a pitchfork formed in her hands and she grew a pair of horns and a demon tail
when the flames faded she jumped onto razzle back and flew up towards the rooftop of the hotel Dazzle right behind them
she looked down and saw Adam had his heel on Naruto's neck as he pointed his ax at him
"Any last words?" Adam asked with a grin which could be seen through his cracked mask
"you better make sure I'm dead otherwise I'm gonna kill you" Naruto choked out as he tried to remove Adam's foot from his neck
"and that's why you suck at using angelic powers I at least fight to keep you fuckers in your place!" Adam yelled as he raised his ax to finish Naruto off
before Charlie's pitchfork stabbed through his shoulder from behind and with a shout she spun around and threw him off Naruto causing him to smash into the back of the hotel sign
"stay the fuck away from my brother pig!" Charlie growled as she aimed her pitchfork at Adam as he started to get up holding his bleeding shoulder
"what the fuck? that fucking hurt!" Adam yelled as he looked at the blood on his hand
Charlie glared at Adam while Naruto struggled to his feet while holding his wound
"heh OK then" Adam said as he flew at Charlie ready to kill her along with Naruto
but……
SMASH!
he was slugged hard in the face and sent into the hotel sign again but this time he bounced off it and slammed into the skylight shattering it
"dad!" Charlie said as she saw Lucifer hovering in front of her and Naruto with his wings out
"sorry I'm late make sure Naruto is OK" Lucifer said as he looked at his children before he turned to glare at Adam who was climbing out of the destroyed skylight
"how many of you fuckers do I have to fight?!" Adam yelled in frustration as he climbed to his feet showing his mask was now gone showing he was actually handsome
"I'm the only one that matters, you see you went after my kids so now I am going to fuck you!" Lucifer said with a grin
this got stunned silence from everyone on the battlefield
"dear penthouse forum" Kokuo said with a grin before Matatabi slapped the back of her head
ok two things one: it's fuck you up and two I didn't even attack your kid yet that one isn't your kid!" Adam yelled as he pointed at Naruto who was still struggling to his feet
Lucifer's eyes narrowed at this before he instantly shot at Adam and attacked him causing them both to go through the hotel sign and start to fight in the skies above
"heh get him dad" Naruto said with a chuckle before wincing in pain from his wound
"Naruto!" Charlie yelled as she ran towards her brothers side
"you slippery fucker!" Adam yelled as he threw a octopus form Lucifer off him before he charged a massive holy beam and fired it at home but missed causing it to hit the hotel right between the two siblings causing the hotel to be ripped in half
"no!" Charlie yelled as she fell down the hole along with Naruto
Naruto groaned as he tried to fly and get to his sister to catch her but his wound from Adams was slowing him down
before he could get to Charlie however Lucifer caught her in his arms
"I got ya" Lucifer said with a smile at his daughter who smiled back at him
"die with your stupid kids!" Adam yelled as he fired about blast at them
Naruto watched at the blast approached him and his family before his eyes narrowed and as he started to charge his own power his angelic wing started to glow and suddenly two more angelic wings appeared underneath his first angelic wing
"Adaaaamm!" Naruto roared, at the first man as he gathered a massive amount of golden energy in his hand before giving a vicious roar releasing his blast upon Adam who could only look on with horror as the blast consumed his body
"D-Damn...you! Minatooooooooo!" Adam screamed before his entire body was completely erased by the blast leaving nothing of him remaining as the blast continued to fire and consumed the rocket range behind the hotel
everyone down below stopped fighting as they looks shocked at this display of power as Lucifer Charlie and Naruto landed near them
Lute could only look up at the scene with horror edged in her eyes witnessing her leader's death seeing all that remained of her leader's was his halo which she grabbed
"Nooooo!" Lute screamed just as Matabi pounced down pinning her to the ground under her feet snarling as she glared at the silver haired exorcist
"It's over." Charlie said as she and her family landed on the ground
"Take your little friends...AND GO HOME!" Lucifer shouted with a demonic tone before shifting back to a polite smile. "Please."
Lute could only glare at the royal family of hell looking away in defeat, she'd lost an arm, an eye, and now her beloved master.
"Retreat...all exorcists fall back!" Lute said as Matatabi got off her allowing Lute and the others to fly off into the sky and through the portal
"so…..who wants pancakes?" Lucifer asked everyone with a smile
everyone groaned at this as they were tired except for Nifty and Shukaku who held up there hands excitedly
(later)
"Good evening! I'm katie Killjoy" Katie reported over the tv for all of hell to hear
"And I'm-" Tom trench was saying till Katie shoved him aside
"No one gives a shit who you are, Tom. Breaking news Extermination day is canceled! Charlie Morningstar managed to fend off the Angelic attack with more than just nice words. In an unseen turn of events, our demonic head honcho Lucifer stepped in to save his daughter's and adopted son's asses at the last moment. We're also hearing reports that Adam, leader of the angelic legions, first man and totally fuckable bad boy, has been slain by the adopted prince himself. Katie said with a smile as footage of the massive blast that vaporized Adam was shown
Anyway, congrats to Charlie and her crew for not being totally fucking useless for once. Speaking of crew, the prince of Hell specifically. All of hell now has learned of him being half angel blooded and half demon blooded. Meaning Adam's place as the number one bad boy has been replaced by our psychotic Nephalim prince! What will this mean for Hell? Who fucking cares! Yo prince if you or Bee are watching this give me a call! We can totally 3 way!" Katie exclaimed with a grin as Tom made a gaging gesture to the camera
(with the Vees)
as Vox and Valentino celebrated the shake up the recent battle had caused Velvette was looking at a spread of pictures of everyone that lived at the Hazbin Hotel and growled as she looked at Naruto's picture before she threw a knife hitting the picture
(with Naruto)
it had taken some work but everyone was now working together to rebuild the hotel after some encouragement from Lucifer, even Cherri was happily helping them with rebuilding the hotel
currently Naruto was cooking some food outside thanks to the outside kitchen Lucifer had provided for him after he had healed up from his wound
"ok you lot take all this out to everyone" Naruto said to the group of egg bois that were behind him waiting for orders
"Ok boss!" frank said with a salute and a smile as they all got to work taking the food to everyone who was working hard on rebuilding the hotel
Naruto smiled back at the egg bois before slightly frowning as he thought about their old boss don't worry buddy "I'll look out for them for ya my friend" he thought to himself as he went back to work
"Are you doing ok?" Charlie asked as she approached him
"I'm fine sis I'm fully healed jeez" Naruto said with a chuckle as he shook his head
"I mean are you ok with how things went down with sir pentious and you being outed as a Nephalem" Charlie said with a frown as she knew there would be plenty of people in hell that would have problems with him now
"I'm fine sis I'm more mad about pentious then that, whatever happens next I'll deal with it" Naruto said with a firm tone
"you mean we will deal with it: Charlie said with a firm tone as she looked at her brother wanting him to know she had his back
"right we" Naruto said as he nodded and smiled
"Hey, we have a problem over here!" Kurama yelled out from where everyone was working
"What is it?" Charlie asked as she and Naruto walked over
"The fat ass is here and she's got a bad case of BBCD!" Shukaku yelled as he and Nifty hid behind Kurama while pointing at Bee who had just arrived and looked angry
"BBCD?" Angel asked raising a eyebrow at this
"Bitch be crazy disease" Kurama said with a snicker at his little brother
"your next after I deal with my boyfriend!" Bee barked as she landed on the ground and glared at Naruto
"What's the problem bee?" Naruto asked raising an eyebrow at this
"this isn't about him being a Nephalem is it?" Vaggie asked as she crossed her arms and gave Bee a look
"Heaven no! I'm mad that you didn't tell me you had wings! we could have been flying as a couple all this time and you didn't even tell me?!" Bee yelled as she approached Naruto
This caused everyone to faceplant in surprise while Nifty and Shukaku burst out laughing
"well at least it can't get worse if this is all your mad about" Naruto said with a chuckle at his girlfriend
(heaven)
meanwhile in heaven after the surprise arrival of Sir Pentious to Heaven Sera was making her way towards a chamber that she hardly ever had to visit
as she approached the doors they opened for her revealing it was a office with a very nice desk at the end of the room
and sitting at the desk was what looked like a male seraphim with six wings, he also had spiky blonde hair and blue eyes
Sera approached the desk and after a few moments of the male seraphim looking over the paperwork he was reading she cleared her throat to get his attention
the male seraphim looked up at Sera before sighing "what is it Sera?" he asked with a even tone
Sera gained a firm look on her face as she looked at the Male seraphim "we need to talk about your son……Minato"
ending by Newstardustdragon101
(play Happiness of the Dead from Zom 100)
We zoom around the many buildings of the pride ring when we come to the Hazbin Hotel
The roof entrance slowly opens as Naruto walks in pulling along Charlie, Vaggie, Angel, Pentioius, Husker, Nifty, and Alastor.
Tsumannasou ni shite
Kouritsu bakka no mainichi de
Naruto sat huddled in the darkness of the sidewalk as hundreds of sinners walked by their red eyes blazing.
Iiccha ii ga
Chotto mottainai ne
He gave a defeated sigh standing up as he made his way up a set of steps one broke apart sending him sinking into a pool of darkness as he fell into the depths he reached outwards to image of Kushina
Kono hi ga jinsei no rasuto da to omoeba
Suteibu mo shissou nanka hajimeyou
Naruto stands alone in a void looking up to see the golden gates of heaven before him. a mad grinning Adam stands behind her as Lute and the Exorcists appear, reaching out behind him.
Life Death
Mou nankai-me? Nanoni
Yamerarenainda Like a jankii
Suddenly a hand shot out, grabbing his hand revealing Charlie with a wide grin at Naruto along with their friends waiting for him.
Mou ikkai saa mou ikkai
Ikuze kono yo no hate made yeah
The Hazbin crew ran through the streets smiling and laughing along the way.
Saa shiawase o sagashitainda
Kagi wa oite tta tte ii
Naruto was working in the kitchen with Niffy lugging a bit of dead cow around while Angel was sneaking bites of food causing Vaggie to shout lecturing him while Charlie looked on with a found smile.
Ikite waraete ireba joutou
Saa nani mo nai basho datte
Nani mo nai wake ja nai sa
Kurama runs screaming with his tail lit on fire by Matatabi
Dou dai? Oorai!
Kyou ni tokimeite
Shukaku lounges in his own personal desert while the eyes lay cracked and fried while Isbou floats in the aquarium hiding in his shell.
Gyuki and Son engage in a chess match while Kokuo waits to play the winner.
Saa kono yo no jigoku de
Warai atte itainda kimi to
Ki no muku mama ni
Naruto rides on his motorcycle, while Charlie and the gang ride in her limo and Pentioius flies in his airship.
Saa subete ga kowarete
Soko kara hajimeyou
Chibi versions of the gang pass through hell passing by Carmilla and her daughters along with Zestiel and the Vs who have grumpy expressions on their faces, Alastor appears slamming down his staff covering them in mud.
Oorai! Kyou o tanoshinde
Yorimichi shitatte ii
The group sits together around a campfire on the roof of the hotel looking up at the stars in the sky, everyone sharing happy smiles on their faces looking to what the world had for them next.
Kyuuni utaidashitatte ii
Subete owaru hi made