"Last time on Total Drama, you saw an island rise and fall in the form of Pahkitew! Zombie freak Shawn outlasted the competition, which included star athlete Sky and a terrorist by the name of Scarlett. It's been a long dramaless 3 years since then, but fear not, we are BACK IN STYLE with all of your favorite contestants from the first 3 generations plus the *checks notes* The Ridonculous Race. Whatever that is."
"C'mon Chris, I know you were watchin that season itching to get back in the drivers seat of the action. You ain't fooling no one." Chef, of course in his pilot outfit from World Tour, interjected. Chris looks like he's about to rebuke, but decides against it.
"Alright I enjoyed the show, even if it was missing the most legendary reality show host, me! The one and ONLY Chris Mclean! But fear not fans, the biggest player is back and starving for drama. Now how about we set this firecracker off?"
A bunch of interns scramble to setup a stage full of fireworks and light the fuses. Chris proceeds to step on the stage.
"Ladies and Gentleman. 84 fierce competitors, Five million dollar grand prize. Countless endorsement deals. Women, cars, clout, anything you could ever ask for if you can make it to the end. But only the BEST will take home the grand prize in...
TOTAL DRAMA THE ULTIMATE BATTLE!"
Fireworks go off in all directions as a gigantic 3d logo flashes in the sky. It was supposed to say the name of the season, but ended spelling out Total Drama All Stars instead.
"Oh come on guys, we had labels on the fireworks! What gives guys?" asks Chris, angrily. The interns shrug and walk off. Chris sighs.
"Anyways, lets do this! WE ARE READY FOR TAKEOFF ON TOTAL DRAMA: THE ULTIMATE BATTLE!"
"Welcome ladies and gentleman welcome not only to Toronto International Airport, but also to season 6. Now that the we got my intro out of the way, how about we meet the cast for the season?" As Chris says this, the entire cast is already lined up on a red carpet one by one. "Damn, you guys look like something straight out of North Korea." Chris shakes his head in disapproval.
"And who's idea was it to line us up one by one as if we're your obedient slaves?" Heather depressingly said, with her arms crossed, probably pissed off like many others, about competing again.
"If you want to help trim the fat on the pathway to the big prize, please be my guest." Jo, with obviously no intentions of turning back, responded.
"YOU ALL ARE GOING SIX FEET UNDER!" yelled Josee, still peeved about the ending to her previous campaign for the big cash. Jacques shook his fist in agreement.
"Way to paint a giant target on yourself, Ice Flakers." Duncan seemed very emotionally indifferent. The Ice Skaters growled in response.
"Nice to see you out of jail dodo head. Got any C4 on you?" jeered Courtney. Gwen laughed at this. Duncan sighed and rolled his eyes. Chris, wanting to move things along, put a halt to the banter.
"There will be plenty of time for mudslinging later. Now lets move on to introductions, each of you will have 15 seconds to say hi and update us on your status. Oh, and make sure to look into the camera so we can see your beautiful smile while you do!" Chris was practically flexing his teeth whiteners.
"But like, where's the camera Christina?" A clueless Lindsay stared directly at a drone, which had a camera. Not to mention the other 50 cameramen out of the tv shot getting every bit of the drama. Chris shook his head.
"Don't worry about. How about we go from newest to oldest on the cast reveal? Ridonky Racers, you're up!" The camera switches from Chris and over to Tom and Jen at the end of the line.
"Oh my god Tom we're batting lead off! EEE!" Jen couldn't hold in her excitement and neither could Tom.
"Well I'm Jen, best fashion designer in the area! And lets just say some of you could use my help!" A few of the others rubbed their shoulders in fashion anxiety.
"I'm Tom, and uh, well I'm just like Jen. Fashion designer. Yeah!" Tom high fives Jen and moves on to the Goths.
Crimson and Ennui both just stare at the camera, the only sign of life being the occasional blink. Chris cringed. Even Gwen seemed a little unnerved.
"Um, lets move on." Chris commanded. There was no argument from the pasty statue like people. The next pair was Carrie and Devin.
"Hi I'm Carrie. I'm thrilled to finally play against my idols!" Devin rubbed her shoulders as she talked.
"And I'm Devin, her boyfriend. Stoked to be here. Hopefully we don't have to fall thru the sky too many times." The cops wasted no time jumping in.
"I'm officer Macarthur, the best bad cop you can ask for! The Ice Dancers suck big time!"
"HEY! THAT WAS A FLUKE YOU FREAK!" Josee looked ready to rip Macarthur's head off.
"Anyways, I'm here to win. Also Owen how about we crack open some beans later?" Macarthur had a challenging hint to her voice.
"That's a great call!" While Owen looked stoked, the rest of the cast looked on in fear of the Owenquake potential. Sanders rolled her eyes and spoke up.
"Anyways, I'm officer Sanders. I'm here to win big but also play by the rules. Hopefully you do the same." Some snickering could be heard.
"Hey guys, I'm Rock and this gnarly bro is Spud and we're here to rock out!" The two proceed to play air guitar. The Adversity Twins nervously stepped forward.
"Hehe, I'm Mickey. Luckily I'm not allergic to introductions."
"And I'm his twin Jay, hopefully things turn out safely for all of us. The race was crazy." Right after he finished, Leonard started waving his wand around.
"Introduction now LIVE. I'm the fair wizard Leonard! Prepare to clap!" No one clapped.
"Uh Leonard, shouldn't you have been introduced with your Pahkitew cast?" asked Tammy.
"He was completely irrelevant, who cares." Amy came in with the roast.
"Well, uh, I'm Tammy. I had several speaking lines in the race. Several!" Chet and Lorenzo, who were next, looked at each other and high fived.
"I'm Chet, and my step-bro here are ready to rock and roll!" The rockers nodded in approval of their friends.
"You can call me Lorenzo. Prepare for the heat!" The stepbrothers high fived again.
"Do you guys help girls who are stuck in washing machines?" asked Noah, eliciting many laughs. The stepbrothers, aware of the jokes origin, blushed madly.
"Keep it PG-13 Noah! God, why did we bring everyone back?" questioned Chris.
"Because father and son moments make for great television! Right Junior?" Dwayne Sr. wasted no time giving his son a bear hug, which Junior backed out of.
"So uh, yea. I'm Junior, he's Dwayne. Cool to be here. By the way, I'm 16 now, so yeah." Junior finger gunned some of the women in the cast. The Ice Skaters were next.
"Enough with the pipsqueak. I'm Josee and I'm here to DESTROY all of you!"
"Me too!" added in Jacques, albeit not as maliciously. "Also I'm Jacques. Chao."
"Okay... well we're not as bad as them at least. I'm Ryan." the dark skinned beefcake flexed and smiled.
"And I'm Stephanie, his... it's complicated." Stephanie seemed unsure of herself.
"Well at least you guys finally found the right label." commented Devin. Others agreed. The sisters were up next.
"Hi guys. Emma. That's me. College grad. Lawyer. Hi Noah!" Emma blew a kiss to him. Noah caught it and applied it like lipstick.
"Oh yeah, nice snag by the way Noah, you the man!" complimented Geoff, who was kind of oblivious to Noah's presence during the race.
"Thanks. Just try not to bowl us over if we go for a smooch." Geoff winced but smiled and gave a thumbs up. Kitty looked antsy to introduce herself.
"Hey everyone! I'm Kitty and this is gonna be the biggest party ever! Yeah!" Quite a few competitors gave a loud cheer. Next up was The Vegans.
"Hi guys, we're the-"
"Vegans, we get it, you don't have to let the world know. Gosh!" Harold interrupted The Vegans intro. Laurie and Miles did not look pleased.
"Laurie."
"Miles. Good enough for the rest of you?" Miles directly questioned Harold who didn't seem to care. The Vegans sighed and went quiet again. Mary and Ellody stepped up to the plate.
"Greetings contestants. We are here to compete for the monetary winnings." greeted Ellody.
"Courtney, it isn't your turn yet!" snapped Chris.
"I didn't talk!" Courtney yelled back. Chris mouthed a 'sure' at her.
"She's Ellody and I'm Mary. No, I'm not transgender Harold. Stop asking." Several of the contestants snickered. Taylor stepped forward.
"You wanted the hottie, you got here right here. I'm Taylor. Great at everything." Taylor gave a quick spin and hip flick.
"Except anything..." muttered Junior under his breath.
"And I'm her mom, Kelly. Some of you might see me as a trophy wife, and I'm totally okay with that."
Some of the competitors cringed in disgust, while others evaluated the duo's chemistry.
"Tennis Pros everyone! I'm Pete!"
"And the younger guy is me, Gerry! Hahaha!" The duo laughed at their lame joke.
"And I'm Brody! Surf's up bros!"
"Of course he said the most stereotypical thing." commented Alejandro, not really buying the newest cast.
"Yeah sorry guys but you're really one dimensional. On to Pahkitew, Beardo, you're up!" The Race cast did not appreciate Chris calling them one dimensional.
Beardo tries to talk, but it just comes out like laggy audio. The rest of the cast looks at him oddly.
"Um, I think your voice is broken." Izzy chimed in.
"Well B, I think you have a new buddy!" piped up Chris. B shrugged his shoulders. Sky cleared her throat.
"Hey everyone, I was runner up on Pahkitew. No Dave, I'm not into you. Don't berate me again." Dave looked angered, but calmed down thanks to a shoulder pat from Jasmine. "Sky is the name by the way."
"And I'm Dave! Sky's better half!" yelled Dave with salty intent.
"So you two are dating?" asked Beth, confused.
"NO!" both of them yelled simultaneously. They proceeded to glare at each other. Leshawna nudged DJ.
"I give them 2 weeks to get together." The gentle giant wasn't sure about that take. Topher was more then ready for his intro.
"Total Drama fans. You're looking at the future host of the show! Topher!"
"Next please!" yelled Chris. Jasmine waved to everyone.
"Hi I'm Jasmine. I don't bite. Except maybe Shawn when he's acting up." Jasmine giggled. Shawn looked freaked tho.
"Don't bite me! You'll turn me into one of them!" The majority of the cast rolled their eyes at the zombie nerd.
"Uh, I'm Rod-uh-Big Rod- uh - Rod"
Rodney was basically having woman sensory overload being near so many of them. Somehow, his pupils had turned into hearts.
"Woo yea! Big Rod! Awesome name bro." Cheered Rock. The stepbrothers also gave a thumbs up. Amy and Samey were up next.
"I'm Amy, the better twin. Don't bother with Samey camera people. She shouldn't be here." A lot of the cast disapproved of this, including Samey.
"You do realize everyone knows how horrible you are as a person right. I imagine everyone here has watched film of each season to prep for this one?"
The rest of the cast mostly agreed with Samey and nodded.
"You tell her Sammy!" Be the bigger sister'!" Bridgette and Leshawna cheered Samey on.
"Oh my gosh! I've watched every season like 100 times in prep for this one! World Tour 300 times because of CODY! Everything except All Stars, bleh." Sierra was hyped.
"Hey, All Stars was fine!" yelled Chris, offended.
"NO IT WASN'T!" Pretty much everyone yelled back at him. He mouthed a 'sheesh'. Scarlett was ready to introduce herself. Chris' eyes widened up.
"I'm actually gonna stop you right there Scarlett and take over your intro. I realize some of you may have concerns about her competing."
"Concerns? She tried to kill us all!" yelled Sky frantically. The rest of the cast was terrified of her.
"I know. And she's on a very tight leash this season. Literally. CHEF!"
Chef came out with a collar and put it around Scarletts neck, much to her disapproval.
"If she goes all murdery again, I'll just zap the crap out of her. Sound good everyone?" Chris held a controller in his hand with a big red button.
"What's gonna stop her from hacking it or disabling it? She's kind of a super genius in case you haven't noticed!" Complained Harold.
"Well uh, I guess we can just do a neighborhood watch sort of thing? I don't know, just let me and Chef know if she starts acting up." Replied Chris.
The rest of the cast was wary, but decided to move on. The next up was Max.
"Evil will reign supreme, just like it did in World Tour! MUHAHAHA!" The cast cringed.
"Hey! I am not evil. And Alejandro can be good-ish." Heather retorted.
"Wait, your inspiration for evil comes from the ending of World Tour?" asked Bridgette, miffed. Max nodded.
"I will take over the World... Tour!" yelled Max, laughing evilly. Chris sighed.
"See Cody, this what happens when the protagonist of the season doesn't finish the job." Chris said in shade towards Cody. Cody sighed at the memory.
"Enough with the evil! It's Sugar time!" Sugar was about to sing more craptry, but had her mouth duct-taped off by Chef, much to everyone's approval.
"Oh Sugar, why can't we just be friends. We can be the best! Total Drama cast, I'm the fair Ella, open to a sweet fella! LaLa-"
"Okay Ella, we get it. Limit the singing. Thank you. Chris was not in the mood for Ella's theatrics.
"Oh my gosh, can I lead off the ROTI cast? I'm Staci, my great-great-great-"
"NEXT!" yelled everyone. B waved, nothing on his mind. Sam looked happy to be back tho.
"Hehe. Good to be back with my girl Dakota. Let's do this!" Dakota, by his side and back to normal, waved back.
"Yo Dakota, can you still do the Dakotazoid thing?" asked Scott, laughing. Dakota growled at him.
"If I do I'll make sure to go after you." Scott gulped and gave a limp smile.
"Hey guys, you know me all right?" Zoey asked everyone and mostly got nods.
"And as her boyfriend you probably know me as well right?" asked Mike giving a little back tap to Zoey.
"You better keep Mal in your head this season." threatened Courtney. Everyone agreed at this.
"I'm Cameron, out of the bubble and ready to compete again. Uh, hi." Cameron shyly waved.
"Okay nerdling, we get it. But now it's my turn to shine." Jo was confident in her chances to win.
"You're never gonna shine with that 5'oclock shadow Jo." Duncan's heckling earned a few laughs. Jo looked furious.
"BRICK MACARTHUR REPORTING FOR DUTY. AGAIN!" Brick saluted the cast and some did back in return.
"Yeah yeah, but you ain't no shoreline' beauty like me. The poof is back." Anne Maria flicked her hair. Scott already kind of introduced himself, so the camera shifted to Lightning, who was flexing all over the place.
"Sha-Lightning is here to sha-bam the competition!"
"Just make sure you sha-blast yourself out of the game early." Gwen retorted, who was getting a headache from the flexing. Dawn was last.
"Greetings again everyone. I look forward to NOT leaving in a trash bag being unable to say anything again." Dawn almost sounded vengeful, at least by her standards. Scott looked slightly unnerved.
"Alright! Now time for our original cast. DJ why don't you lead off?" insisted Chris. DJ looked nervous as he scratched his head.
"Attempt number 4 huh? With so many people here a lot of us are gonna be here a long time... just great."
"I'm finally back on the show you twerps. Mclean couldn't keep me down this time! I'm going all the way to the finish!" Eva practically snarled.
"Hey guys, it's been a while for me too. Hopefully we all have... fun." Beth seemed unable to find words.
"Leshawna is back for more. This sista' ain't backing down from no one! Especially you Alejandro." Leshawna shot some malice at Alejandro who smirked back.
"Oh my gosh Sadie! We're officially back in the game. This is so fetch."
"Oh my goodness Katie, I hope you win!
"No you!" The irritation was just beginning.
"Can we please move this along? I'm already gonna be getting enough of you people in the future. Woo-hoo." Gwen's sarcasm was strong as ever.
"Y'all already know me. Enough said." commented Duncan, pretty tame and stale.
"How can anyone not remember us?" asked Gwen, albeit with a slight smile.
"We certainly have left a mark. And stains. And scars." Courtney almost sounded slightly bitter.
"But that's behind us. Right Courtney?" Gwen patted Courtney's shoulder and shared a smile with her. Duncan crossed his arms at this.
"Amigos, chicas. I look forward to competing once again. My big mistake was not believing I was good enough to win without getting dirty. I plan to change for the better this season." Alejandro sounded pretty sincere. Heather wasn't buying it however.
"Oh sure honey. Totally." Heather could barley keep a straight face.
"Honey? Looks like the two eels finally wrapped themselves around each other." commented Leshawna dryly. Heather scoffed at her while Noah grinned.
"Do not worry about her chica, our ferocity is more than enough to make up for the looks we'll get this season." Alejandro rubbed Heathers hair, much to her delight and the disgust of others.
"Aww, I wish me and Cody could be like that. What do you say we follow by example Codykins?" Sierra was practically swooning over Cody. Cody, disturbed but still trying to maintain his friendship with Sierra just shook his head with a grimace on his face.
"Okay, Sierra, everyone really, I'd just like to announce that me and Sierra are not an item and that I'm 100% interested in other relationships." Cody, about 5 inches taller since his last call on World Tour, earned quite few looks from the other female competitors. Sierra did not like this.
"Ooh, one of Total Drama's most eligible bachelors is back in the game? That's great for ratings! Welcome back Code-man!" Chris seemed ecstatic. Cody merely nodded in fear because of Sierra.
"It's good to have you back bro. World Tour was fun to the extreme! Woo!" yelled Tyler hype as ever of course. Lindsay, leaning on his shoulder, also seemed happy.
"It's like sooo nice to have everyone together for the first time. Life was pretty boring back home." Lindsay and Tyler shared a kiss.
"So you're ready to be tortured by Chris again? Glad we have a shepherd to lead the sheep to the slaughterhouse." Oh, Noah...
"Well if there's anyone I'd want to get attacked by fictional creatures and be forced to do physically impossible challenges with, it's you guys." Harold's surprisingly wholesome moment drew a few aww's. Especially from Leshawna.
"Do I need to do an intro. I've probably stolen the spotlight already." Noah was flexing his fingertails.
"Oh little buddy, you're so funny some times. And I just wanna say to everyone it's great to be back!" Owen looked like he was about to scoop everyone into a hug.
"Just try to like, control your bowels this time. Please. For all of us." begged Jay, hesitant to speak in front of a big crowd.
"I say let it rip Owen. Your bombs put Explosivo to shame! Boom boom!" Izzy was giggling wildly as she swung around on Owen's shoulders. Chef muttered something under his breath about 'crazy girl'.
Geoff and Bridgette were next, but just sorta awkwardly stared at the camera.
"What's up with you two?" asked Chris, intrigued.
"Yeah, normally you'd be at second base by this point in the episode." Heather also seemed confused.
"Well, um, we're kind of on a break." Bridgette sadly replied. Geoff awkwardly scratched his hat.
"Yeah, it's just... well things can happen. And uh, well, we're dealing with said things that can happen." Geoff seemed more awkward then sad.
"He has such a way with words..." Sarcasm dripped from Scarlett's mouth.
"Well, okay then. I'm actually sorry to hear that you guys." Chris actually seemed slightly impacted by this.
"Well if you need someone to lift the mood killers out of your way. I'm the just the girl. Blainerific!"
"So terrific!" yelled Owen, receiving glares from others. "What? It's catchy." the lard filled boy tried to reason.
"I can't believe we had to bring you back. What purpose do you serve?" Chris scoffed while Blaineley huffed.
No one really noticed the next one up was Justin, much to his dismay.
"Um, hello. Guys? Freakishly charming model in your line of sight?"
Crickets. Justin about pulled his hair out at the lack of recognition.
"Don't worry bro. You're good." Trent patted Justin on the shoulder and gave a wave to everyone else. "Psyched to be back you guys." Some of the ladies in the crowd who were definitely Trent fans waved back, including Gwen.
"Multiple bachelors huh? This is gonna be ratings dynamite!" Chris was salivating. Trent wasn't opposed to the idea of hooking up again.
"So is that everyone? The line ends there." asked Scott. Many others were ready to move on.
"We actually have a special introduction to make. Look around, what seems missing?" asked Chris, giddy.
"Um... Ezekiel isn't here?" Trent guessed and hit the nails on the screws.
"Well, yeah. Dang, I was kind of hoping no one would remember him so he could come in for a dramatic intro..." Chris rubbed his chin.
"Wait, he's coming back? I figured he'd just stalk us around the world again." Courtney narrowed her eyes at Chris. Chris nodded.
"Ladies and gentleman, I give you... Ezekiel! Fully renovated back to his original sexist form!" Ezekiel stepped out from behind Chris, earning a few gasps.
"Wow eh. Never seen so many people in one place before. And I didn't mean those things back in season 1. Honest!" Izzy looked excited to see Zeke again and pounced on his shoulders.
"The Zeke is back! All aboard the Z train! Choo choo!" Izzy again swung on his shoulders, causing them to topple. Chris smiled.
"Well, now that introductions are out of the way, how about you guys go check out the confessional while we prep the plane to head out? It's where it was and always should be by the way." Chris gave a cheeky smile and walked off towards his new giant jumbo jet, which of course had a giant logo of his face on it.
"Too bad he didn't say where our first challenge is gonna be." Ryan dryly commented.
"He never does." Responded Harold, who shockingly heard Ryan from pretty far away. Stephanie sighed.
"Well, let's check out the new confessional." Everyone proceeded to line up to use it.
Classic Bathroom Confessional- Junior
"Dudes, I'm so hyped. There's so many cool chicks here. Not to mention the challenges we'll face. I just hope Chris treats me like a man for these challenges. My dad slowed me down last season, but with the way Total Drama works, I should be able to maneuver along just fine." Junior just smiles at the camera and gives a double peace sign.
Confessional- Jo
"So, I'm back again after so-so performances in my previous two appearances. Well this time, I'm gonna rise to the top and be the alpha dog. Although, it might be a good idea to add some allies to my side to prevent myself from being targeted with this many players, including many I've never met."
Confessional- Alejandro and Heather
"So here we are again. And just like last time, we'll be running the show on this stupid death trap of a plane with a bunch of losers aboard." Heather remarked with her usual cold heartedness.
"Ah mi amor. I can't wait to see what we can do as a team. Contestants will be falling one by one, not even knowing what hit them!" Alejandro rubbed his hands evilly while also looking with mirth at Heather who returned his affections.
"Babe, I'm already making a list of who I want gone early. This is like Christmas morning!" Heather almost squealed.
"They'll all see what we're truly capable of as a duo. Every. Single. One." Alejandro grinned like a super villain.
Confessional- Zoey
"Besides Cameron, me and Mike aren't exactly feeling the love from everyone else. What did we do wrong?"
Confessional- Geoff
"So some of you may be wondering what's up with me and Bridge. Well, what can I say? She's becoming more and more of a crazy activist and just doesn't know how to have fun anymore. She became super strict about me hanging with my bros. She even wouldn't let me eat meat! That was the last straw."
Confessional- Staci
"Oh my god. Like my crazy step uncle to the third power on the right side of my mom's side of the family invented confessionals! Well actually, it more closely represented a interrogation room, but the truth comes out none the less!"
Confessional- Blaineley
"I imagine some of you are pretty shocked to see me here. Well number one, I didn't have a choice. Number two, there's five million big ones at stake! I could start my own show with that money!"
Confessional- Owen
"This is so awesome! All of my friends grouped up again. It'd be sweet to win, but I just hope all of us have a great time together!"
Confessional- Cody
"Freaking Sierra man. She's practically killed my love life. Not that I really had one to start with. But this is a golden opportunity. Just think of all the single girls here! You have Gwen, who still probably won't give me the light of day but she's still amazing. Apparently Bridgette is single now. Although it might not be in my best taste to make a move on her this soon. Not to mention some of the others that have caught my eye like Samey, Dawn, and Sky. Kitty seems cool as well." Cody then remembers something else.
"And as for the game itself, I kind of floated to the Final 3 in World Tour without breaking a sweat. I know Sierra played a role in that, but I only had one vote against me the entire season! If I play my cards like I know I can, not only I will walk out of here with a smoking hot girlfriend, but with a giant case of cash." Cody gives his classic smile.
Confessional- Tyler and Lindsay
"So like, in the offseason I had brain surgery which has helped me remember people's names a lot better! The world has never been brighter for me! Even though I did get Chris' name wrong, who cares when it comes to him?" Lindsay was excited.
"Each Total Drama season, I come out and put my heart and soul into it, only to be booted right before the merge. My problem those seasons? I didn't have enough allies. You need friends to win. Hopefully some of my friends already on here like Cody and Noah can work together with me. There's also some pretty good prospects out there like Brick and Ryan. I respect the gym grind! The most important thing of course is that I don't let the game hurt my relationship with the love of my life. I would never forgive myself."
"Aww Tyler! I'll never stop loving you no matter what gets thrown at us!"
The two proceed to have a steamy make out session in the confessional.
Confessional- Chet
"Why does it smell like sweat, frustration, and various other substances in here? Anyways, me and Lorenzo are hitting a home run this season. We have a lot of competition to deal with, but there's nothing we can't overcome. Plus, I have a few surprises up my sleeve."
Chet tries to slyly grin at the camera, but the smell makes his smile awkward looking.
Confessional- Gwen
"So here I am. Again. On this crappy show. Probably gonna be extorted and tortured. Anyway, I just hope I can stick to what friends I have this season. I have Leshawna, DJ, Bridgette, Mike, Zoey, Cameron and maybe Courtney. I'm also still pretty sure Cody is still gonna be pawing at me. Although I do gotta say he's become not so bad to look at as he ages."
Gwen's eyes go big as she realizes what she said.
"Yeah viewing audience, lets pretend I didn't say that. On the contrary, I have no shame in admitting that Trent still looks as good ever. I wonder if he would give me another chance though. Or would it be me giving him a second chance?"
Confessional- Carrie
"You guys have no idea how bad I wanna do well in front of my idols. I used to have the biggest crush on Geoff back in the day!" Carrie clears her throat.
"Second biggest to Devin of course. My life is great and I have no complaints!"
Confessional- Ryan
"So I'm thinking a lot of the older contestants are gonna see me as someone that will be of great assistance during strength challenges, and easy to manipulate mentally. Well as long as Stephanie doesn't drive me mentally insane, that won't happen."
Ryan flexes and smiles as something pops into his head.
"I might be able to get some of Total Drama's biggest players to feed right out my hands. To be honest though, I'm not really a manipulative person."
Confessional- Noah
"Emma wanted to do a confessional with me, but I decided it'd be best to do a little ranting on my own at first. So here's how I see the game playing out."
Noah, cracks his knuckles and starts rubbing his chin in thought.
"Alejandro wants to run the game with Heather, but his greatest strength is manipulating women. Something that's gonna be hard to do with Heather around. I'll still keep a close eye on them though. The Ice Dancers don't pay enough attention to their competition to form alliances and work with others to vote people off. Plus like Duncan said, they have a target on their back. Scott can't really sabotage anything till way later on in the game because I imagine the teams and challenges will be too whacky to predict and manipulate for awhile. Scarlett is terrifying, but maybe I could use that to my advantage. I've got allies in Owen, Emma, Kitty, Cody, Trent, Tyler, and maybe some of the other classic contestants. We'll see. I think attrition could play a role in this show as well. People are gonna evolve over time obviously."
Noah gives the camera a big smile.
"I also just wanna give a big shoutout to my fans. You have great taste when it comes to picking favorites."
Confessional- Rock
"Like dudes, do you see what me and Spud are going up against? We'd be cannon fodder if we didn't have a secret alliance with the Step-Bros."
Rock smiles then laughs awkwardly.
"Well, hehe, was secret. Still is to the other competitors though!"
Confessional- Crimson and Ennui
"We should probably say something so that we get credited with speaking lines in the episode." Crimson's voice was low and as goth as ever. Ennui sighed.
"You're right." Ennui gave Loki, their pet rabbit, a pat.
*Cue minutes of nothing but silence*
Confessional- Sky
"The Goths must of had a lot to say. They were in the confessional for awhile. Well anywho, I've got several pathways to success this season. I've also got several pathways to destruction. Most revolves around Dave, of course. The only way I might get him off my back is if I start dating someone else. There's definitely some cute guys on the show, but at the same time I really don't want to date my competition so that leaves me in a dilemma of sorts."
Sky then remembers her primary objective.
"All of that is second to winning of course though!"
Confessional- Duncan
"Well at least I'm out jail. Thanks for that Chris. But I think it's time I turned the page back to the first three seasons. That's when I was at my peak. The good ole days." Duncan started to daydream before continuing.
"Courtney will probably never take me back. Same with Gwen. I never really explored any other options, but maybe I will this season. One things for sure though, I ain't going back to the slammer once the season is over with."
Confessional- Harold
"It's been a long time since I got to show off my mad skills. I may be a bit rusty. But my passion for Leshawna is never rusty! Maybe slightly worn, but never rusty.
Confessional- Samey/Sammy
"So I'm kind of glad to be back. If I can get my sister eliminated, I'll finally have a break away from her. You know, for hating me, she sure does never leave me alone."
Samey rubs a few strands of her hair and nervously looks at the camera.
"Okay, so back when I was just a fan of the show, I had a HUGE crush on Cody. Now here I am in person with him and he's gorgeous!" Samey blushes madly before continuing.
"I hope we get put on the same team. But knowing my luck, things probably won't turn out in my favor." Samey looks down sadly before looking up again.
"Who knows though? Maybe my luck has changed."
Confessional- Kitty
"If it wasn't for the non-disclosure agreements, I'd put stuff from every episode on all my socials! This is so hype! Emma and Noah are great off camera, but I think we can be a great team on it as well! I hope we all make it to the end!"
Confessional- Jasmine
"Getting to the final 25 this season is gonna be brutal, let alone the final 10. Good thing I have Shawn by my side and friends like Samey to back me up."
Jasmine rubs her chin in thought.
"Now that I think about it, I could probably do with a few more allies."
Confessional- Dawn
"Hello viewers. It's my pleasure to share some of my innermost thoughts with you. Some I probably shouldn't say on tv."
Dawn giggles before continuing.
"So I may have slightly red pilled myself since I last competed. I figure with my inner connection to mother nature, and my new found edge, it might just be enough to push me to the top."
Confessional- Courtney
"So I'm basically starting from ground zero again. Gwen and me are building our friendship back. Then it's a blank canvas. I'm really starting to realize I may have wore my emotions on my sleeve too much back in World Tour, and the end of All Stars certainly didn't help either. Ugh, I'm really not in control like I used to be. But soon I will be!"
Confessional- Josee
"Okay, I know I seem like a raging bull, but those cadets make my blood boil. Specifically the fat one! She's outta here first chance I get! To my adoring fans, I'm sorry you had to see me like this."
Confessional- Bridgette
"Geoff's just not the same guy I fell in love with back in the day. I just really hope he didn't break things off with me because of the meat thing. It's a shame too because we talked about getting married after he won the race."
Bridgette sighs and begins to think about the game.
"As much as I dislike Chris and this game, getting voted off first and fourth my last two seasons really sucked. I also have a score to settle with Ale-Jerk-Dro..."
Confessional- Scott
"I'm really nervous that I'll be an early target this season. I tried to help my image in All Stars, but no one watched that season and the ones that did hated it! I'll just have to be on my feet every challenge and watch my back. Perhaps Courtney will watch my backside with me?"
Confessional- Dakota
"Okay so here's the deal. No Dakotazoid unless I'm pushed way beyond my physical limits. Which will probably happen in this stupid game. Crap! I wonder if daddy will be willing to pay off Chris to let me sit those challenges out?"
Confessional- Taylor
"Eventually I gotta back up my talk as the baddest baddie on this show. I've already got several plans up my sleeve."
Taylor points to her shoulder straps before realizing her mistake.
"You get the point. I didn't really show it last season, but behind all my well earned arrogance, is the brain of a girl with a 2.7 GPA. That's pretty sporty."
Confessional- Sanders
"I'm worried Macarthur is creating a unlikeable image for us. Which is exactly what we don't need at any point in the game."
Confessional- Trent
"It's actually kind of hype to be back. There's some cool chicks and a lot of cash on the line. But I think most of all, I get to spend some more time with some good pals of mine that I don't always get to see."
Confessional- Justin
"You know, I'm just gonna say it. I don't like Alejandro. He's just a rip off of me. He's target number one in my book. Of course, I need to establish my charm again before I start strategizing."
Confessional- Sierra
"Did you know Cody brought 60 pairs of socks, 10 pairs of shoes, 30 shirts, and 15 pairs of pants just for the competition? EEE! Gold mine!"
After Sierra stops fangirling, she begins to think about the game.
"My main threat is gonna be dirty homewreckers. So I'm gonna try to get rid of every girl in the game to establish dominance over my Codykins."
Confessional- DJ
"So I overheard Sierra's confessional. That girl has issues. Anyways, I just hope I get sent home early. I can't take a full season of this. Of course, I don't wanna be voted off first. That's just humiliating."
Confessional- Emma
"Me, Noah, Owen, and my sister sounds like a terrific final four in theory. But that's not gonna happen realistically. I've got over 15 contingency plans ready to go so I'm prepared. The problem is none of those 15 plans has a scenario where one of us is out before the top 25, so let's hope it doesn't come to that."
Confessional- Owen
"Hey guys, check this out!" Owen bends over and makes the plane shake with his gas. In the background, you can hear Chef yelling 'turbulence', despite the plane still being on the ground.
Confessional- Sam
Sam is unable to say anything and is struggling to breathe with Owen's fumes polluting the bathroom.
Confessional- Rodney
"Everyone else kind of left the confessional line after Owen let it rip. It's not that bad, but then again most of them probably aren't used to shoveling pig crap every morning."
Rodney then sits back with his arms crossed and a goofy smile on his face.
"How am I supposed to choose a girlfriend from this star studded cast? I can't even focus in on one!"
Confessional- Ezekiel
"Yo yo. The Zeke is back. Some weird stuff happened last time eh? Last thing I remembered was being tossed out of the plane in England then waking up in a hospital two and a half years later. Chris says I just went out exploring and forgot everything, but I don't know about that guy telling the truth my homies."
Confessional- Jen
"God it still smells bad in here! I was gonna self promote, but this is too much to take in!"
Everyone is gathered in the newly expanded cargo/loser hold of the plane. Complete with benches on each side that could fit 35 people each. Chris walks in the room smiling.
"I see you're checking out your new digs. It'll be a tight squeeze at the start of the game. But don't worry! You can just use each other as pillows. Haha." Chris walked off laughing evilly. Courtney glared at the host in disgust.
"That's exactly what I'm worried about."
"Quiet Ellody. I have a show I'm trying to run." Ellody looked up at the host confused. She hadn't said anything since her intro. Chris resumed the planes introduction.
"Anyway, if you follow me thru these doors, you'll see the newly renovated first class compartment!"
Everyone squeezed into first class, in shock at the sight in front of them. There was cozy looking couches, seats, and beds. Not to mention the pool and hot tub that somehow adorned the room. There was also a drinks counter and food stand to order what looked like over 100 different snacks and meals. There was also a giant theater screen in one part.
"Um, how much did this cost and how was this installed. Not that I'm complaining." commented Trent. Others agreed.
"Let's just say we had some sponsors step up for us. Now I know you all want info about that first challenge."
The room seemingly narrowed in towards Chris, anxious to hear anything about it.
"I'm not saying anything till we land, but just know that the top 16 will be staying in here after the first challenge."
"So it's gonna be a solo challenge to start out?" asked Harold. Chris smirked at him.
"Maybe. That's for me to know and you to find out. Now, all of you please go back to economy. I've got to do the outro."
Chris walks out, leaving the annoyed but also intrigued campers to head back into loser class. The benches, with only about room for 70 people, left almost 15 sprawled on the floor or in the elimination room. Some even resided in the extended cargo hold where extra clothes were being kept.
Alejandro had managed to clear out the clothing cargo hold and setup a impromptu meeting with two new potential allies. Taylor and Amy. Both of which seemed pretty infatuated with the Spaniard already.
"So hunky, what did ya need us for?" asked Taylor, already getting up in Alejandro's charm. Alejandro smiled at both of them.
"I want both of you in a alliance. We need to take over the game right from the get go." The two girls nodded to this.
"Can we take out Samey first. She doesn't belong in the same game as me!" ranted Amy. Alejandro's face neutralized.
"Amy, as much as you dislike your sister, and trust me, as someone with a distasteful sibling, I do not think your sister is gonna be viable to gun for early. In fact she may even serve a purpose for us."
Amy and Taylor glanced at each other before Amy started to gain a evil smirk.
"I'm listening." Alejandro smiled and continued.
"Samey is how we put it, a middling player. Not a threat, but not a slouch. Her downfall is that she has no self esteem. Her strength comes from her kindness. I think she can be someone we can manipulate and help turn the game in our favor." Amy was satisfied with this statement.
"Can we just like, vote off all the ugly people first?" asked Taylor.
"I second that!" chipped in Amy. Alejandro laughed.
"We'll see. We may not even be involved in the voting all the time, so that's another factor." Amy had one more question.
"So what does Heather think of this?" Alejandro was caught a little off guard, but smiled.
"She doesn't know, but she doesn't need to know about this, now does she?" Alejandro put out his hands for handshakes with the two ladies. The last statement appeared to have won them over.
"You've got yourself a deal Hunky." Taylor gave Alejandro a hug instead of handshake. Amy was gonna do the same thing, but settled for the handshake.
"A pleasure doing business with you ladies. I must leave the confines now."
As Alejandro left, he blew the two ladies a kiss, making them madly blush. Alejandro smiled evilly as he went back to economy.
Confessional- Alejandro
"Of course Heather knows I'm gonna be manipulating ladies like those two to get on our side. It was actually her idea to play dumb and oblivious, as it would be more enticing to pull in potential suckers. I'm a wonderful catfish if I do say so myself."
Alejandro gives his classic smirk to the camera.
Confessional- Amy
"I'm not entirely convinced Alejandro is being completely truthful with us, but I know he's desperate for allies early on, so I'll play his game for now and work my way towards Samey getting the boot."
"So I guess the drop of shame is back huh?" Leshawna looked out the window in the elimination room with Harold and DJ next to her. Bridgette walked over and sighed.
"What's up Team Victory, long time no see?" Leshawna smiles at Bridgette along with DJ.
"Just living the good life honey. Are you really single again?" Bridgette sighs again and a sad look grows on her face.
"Yup. Stuck in hell and don't have a lover to share it with. Yippee." DJ came over and patted Bridgette on the shoulder.
"Cheer up Bridge, I'm sure things will turn around for you soon. It won't be as bad for you as it was for me in World Tour." Harold decided to chime in.
"Can we just agree Alejandro is target numero uno for us if we have the chance to vote him off. That guy intrudes on my mad skills." The others vehemently nodded.
"You know Team Victory may have been snakebit last time, but how about we fire up again? You guys ready for an alliance?" asked Bridgette, a smile growing on her face. The other three smiled back and nodded.
"Are Lindsay and Ezekiel in on this also?" asked Harold. The others looked each other before sharing a laugh.
"Good one Harold. You're some kind of crazy." Leshawna gave Harold a pat on the shoulder.
"We could definitely use some more allies though. Four of us still isn't very comfortable in a elimination scenario, especially if not all of us may be voting in the same elimination. We could really use some more strength on our team as well." continued Bridgette.
"What about that Ryan guy? He's a total beefcake plus he might come as a package deal with Stephanie?" DJ's input drew some nods.
"Courtney is still a good friend of mine. I know some of you may not be on the best terms with her, but she should be at least considered." Bridgette's suggestion of Courtney drew some mehs. Harold had a suggestion as well.
"What about Devin and Carrie. Those two seem like they'd be right up your alley Bridgette." Bridgette nodded.
"Well, let's just worry about this later. We still haven't even taken off yet." observed Leshawna.
The Team Victory alliance sat down and just started to chat about every day life instead. The Goths, who were also in the room the entire time, just stared on.
Confessional- The Goths
"So, should we tell anyone about that alliance?" asked Ennui.
"No. That means talking to other people." responded Crimson.
"Good point." replied Ennui.
"Ugh. Those two are creepy. Anyways, what a first episode it's been! Alliances and Drama are cooking up as we speak! Where will our first challenge be? Who will go home? Will Team Victory be annihilated again? Will Alejandro and Heather run the game or will new threats step up? Can this plane survive Owen's ripples? Will Cody or Trent land a girlfriend? Will Ezekiel and Dakota evolve back into monsters? Can the Goths get any creepier?"
"Man Chris, that's a lot of questions." Chef was getting kind of dizzy listening to Chris.
"Storylines Chef! Storylines." Chris pats Chef on the shoulders as Chef glares at him. Chris awkwardly clears his throat.
"Find out next time, on TOTAL DRAMA: THE ULTIMATE BATTLE! YEAH!"
The camera shot shows the plane taking off from the runway.
"I think the 'yeah' might of been a little too much pretty boy."
"Shut up Chef. It's a good sign off!"
Authors notes-
Hey y'all. I attempted something like this 6 years ago on a different account. Didn't make it very far, but I figured I'd give it another try. The plan is for this story to be exactly 100 chapters. By the time it finishes, we might have another actual season with our favorite characters again... haha.
The first half of the story will probably be a bit convoluted with there being so many characters. It's hard to give everyone a good amount of screen time. Don't be surprised if someone only has less than 5 or maybe even 0 lines in a episode the first quarter of the story. But don't worry, the majority of the characters should have a decent plot tied to them before their eventual demise comes about.
Anyway, I'd figured I'd list some physical changes/ serious updates for some characters down below so y'all are updated. In future chapters, there will also be the elimination order and a 'prizes won' section. That'll be all for now though!
Notable Changes
-Everyone is now 3 years older since the last season
-Several character growth spurts, including Jay, Cody, Junior, Topher, and Mickey.
-Geoff and Bridgette on a break
-Heather and Alejandro are still a official couple... and scheming
-Slightly redpilled Dawn?
-Lindsay's brain surgery might have some interesting outputs
-What's Scarlett up to?
-Alliances, alliances, and alliances. That's all for now
See ya next time!