(This is a VERY LATE story I made back when I heard the announcement of them being on Smash) One morning in Spiral Mountain Banjo and Kazooie got a special announcement from some very late mail.

Banjo Was Cursed While Laylee Becomes a Brave Then Laylee Is Investigate the Countries All Over The World Until Laylee Cannot Break the Curse or Can Break the Curse?

Hotori Gotoh farts while she attempts to get help from the bear and bird to form a band which of course makes the timid tooter all the more nervous!

Banjo and Kazooie bump into Frieren while going on another adventure and realize this magic learning elf has more to her than it seems.

Filo and Rapthalia end up in Spiral Mountain where they befriend Banjo and Kazooie while looking for Naofumi who ends up in the Isle O' Hags.

Playing tennis with a Pokemon champion will certainly help you out.

You are either inside a twisted child's cartoon or the cacophony of silliness with the wonderfully vertigo-inducing view of the Isle O' Hags below that is aptly named Cloud Cuckooland. A whole lot of wackiness can occur way up here, and being high in the sky, it's best not to fool around, or you'll fall to your untimely death. But seriously, don't go cuckoo for coo coo puffs!

Neptune ends up coming across Banjo and Kazooie on another stupid journey,

When Banjo and Kazooie run into Hiragi Utena it turns out to be a situation that stinks more than a foul fart from her costume Magia Baiser. Meanwhile Gruntilda makes jokes out of the Tres Magia.

Banjo and Kazooie have to head to the dentist while a bunch of Pokemon proceed to smash up a battle.

Banjo and Kazooie go through several anime themed manga worlds with a particular pooting pair of gassy girls in Konosuba's farty Yunyun and local Genshin girl Hu Tao farting.

The bear and bird end up in what appears to be the future!

When Voldemort attacks the Potters the interaction between the killing curse and Lily's protection ritual have unexpected results. I'm new at this so don't complain if there's room for improvement. fem Harry, Harry is Tooty, good Dumbledore, eventual good Gruntilda mentor Gruntilda rating for Kazooie's mouth and the fact that the HP series gets darker as the years go on.

The Looney Tunes are gathered to bring entertainment to the city of Showdown Town.

Banjo and Kazooie realize something when they're going through the Touhou world again.

Just a quiet moment.

Jean's farting birthday doesn't exactly seem to go her way which is why she steps into the bear and bird's world to get something to make her feel more free like her methane!

Banjo and Kazooie get an unexpected visitor in Sailor Moon, who falls from a portal in the sky above Spiral Mountain as the blonde human princess makes friends with the bear and bird.

It's another ordinary day for the bear and bird with a particular visitor being with them and then it spirals out into a mountain of madness from there for all to see!

Banjo and Kazooie end up coming across Kazuma and his merry party of idiots.

Banjo and Kazooie get tagged along by Clownpiece to go on an adventure with her and the other farty Touhou characters but it ends up not being such a fun time.

Another wacky adventure for the bear and bird leads them into the farting journalist Charlotte who's more than willing to take their picture for her newsletter!

Banjo and Kazooie try to help Godzilla who gets zapped into a frog by Gruntilda.

It's been 1 of those nights to not do a single thing.

Peter runs across the Spiral Mountain to try and lose weight.