The dweeb strutted into the studio room. "Good afternoon, Josh," he complimented as he sat down. "Guess you couldn't resist hearing about me, huh?"

"Not particularly," Josh told him. "I'm interviewing all the TD contestants, not just you. Still got at least two dozen people left."

"Well, I'm obviously gonna be the best person you have interviewed."

"Oh, boy. We'll go in elimination order for Island, which means Ezekiel starts us off."

"He's...weird. Like, super-weird. Even if Chris didn't outright state it, it was clear that Ezekiel was pretty socially isolated. Kinda glad he got cut early."

"Ezekiel said you were partly why Team Victory lost because of your advice."

"Hey, I said to hit the crocodile on the nose, but I never said to use the stick to do it. GOSH!"

"Let's move onto Eva now. Your thoughts?"

"She's got a fiery temper to her, but at least she tries to admit when she takes things too far. So, I gotta respect that. But I'd be lying to say that we're close or anything."

"Let's go onto Noah now. You share any moments with him?"

"Not really, which is a shame. He seemed like the intellectual type and I was certain we could share our vast knowledge, but he wanted nothing to do with me."

"I wonder why," Josh muttered.

"Hey!" Harold protested. "I resent that!"

"Let's move onto the first of your bandmates. What are your thoughts on Justin?"

"He's a pretty good dude, though he sucks at playing an instrument. We sometimes bicker about who should be the lead on singing each song, but nothing too serious."

"Now, onto Katie and Sadie. I got nothing from Katie, but Sadie has a bit to say about you and even defended you."

"That would be correct. The camera didn't focus on it, but me and Sadie did get closer after Katie got cut, even helping against Duncan's egregious attitude. But since everyone was grouped by the time the Bass got another loss, Sadie unfortunately got cut after Courtney whined about a crab apple hitting her to Duncan. I mean, GOSH! I don't have much opinion on Katie, though, but I still speak to Sadie occasionally and she even bought my solo album."

"Alright, onto Tyler. You two were both outcasts of the Bass and briefly spoke during World Tour."

"We did speak mainly on World Tour. Despite my short stay, I shared with him some interesting facts about Japan and their game shows, and he seemed to enjoy them. But other than that, we didn't really interact."

"Huh. Okay, what about Izzy?"

"She definitely defines the word 'insanity'. I fortunately kept my distance when she was on the Island, she was an early boot on Action while I was an early boot in World Tour, so we still didn't communicate. I find that a bit of a blessing."

"Let's move onto another Drama Brother now." Harold smiled at Cody's picture. "The dude's pretty cool," he admitted. "He was definitely the peacekeeper in the band, and I felt bad for him getting stuck with Sierra in season three, though I heard things are now getting better. We're still great buds to this day."

"Kinda expected that," Josh shrugged. "Now, next one should be good. Your thoughts on Beth?"

"Well, we didn't speak much in Island due to being on different teams, but I do admire her sticking up for herself against Heather. We were cool in Action, too...until that dreaded space episode, that is. That's probably where much of her dissenters point to. I mean, she suddenly decides to kiss me while covered in barf AND while she said she had a 'boyfriend'! But aside from her warped views on relationships, we're pretty good with each other."

"Alright. Next comes the girl you rigged out to get back at your bully. Your thoughts on Courtney?"

"She was pretty harsh even before her return to Action. I mean, she scolded DJ for fearing snakes, a valid fear, while she herself couldn't face some green jelly. Quite hypocritical."

"So why did you decide to rig her out instead of your tormentor Duncan?" Josh asked.

"It was the most pragmatic move," Harold explained. "Sure, getting Duncan out would've been good, but people would immediately suspect me. By rigging the votes against Courtney, I both hurt Duncan and kept suspicion off of me. Though after I was booted, I quickly learned that Courtney can hold a grudge."

"What about in Action? You had a lot of time to spend with her."

"We didn't really start interacting until the merge hit, and she was RUTHLESS! And...I'm ashamed to admit she got into my head once. She made me doubt the love of my life and vote her off!" Harold started to tear up but wiped them away. "I decided to try extra-hard in the season to win for both of us," he continued, "And to especially take down Courtney. But those pitbulls she called 'lawyers' kept her all cushy, and we never got a chance to vote her off because she was immune in the elimination episodes and the episodes she lost in were simple reward challenges. Unfortunately, things were pretty much bleak by the time the Final Five hit, with Owen and Duncan stirring up trouble while Beth...I already informed you about. I never got to avenge Leshawna for what Courtney pulled. And Courtney in World Tour? It was a blessing I got out early. Yikes."

"Quite informative," Josh chuckled. "Now we move onto your last bandmate, Trent. From what we heard out of Justin and Cody, you two butted heads a few times."

"Well, it was mainly after we formed the Drama Brothers. Trent's main issue was that he was too much of a people pleaser when it came to our music. I get giving the fans what they want, but you have to know when to draw the line and get some independence. I mean, he let himself get TIED TO A BUS, for crying out loud! But we still respect each other's talents."

"What about on the show? How were you two then?"

"While Trent mainly stuck with either Gwen, Cody or Owen, we did exchange a few words during my time on the island, and he did help me hide from Courtney during Playa de Losers. Unfortunately, we didn't talk much during Action as he was on a different team and got cut early. But the guy was throwing challenges for Gwen, so it was kind of to be expected. After Action and during World Tour, we did hang out a bit more. We're still good pals even if we still butt heads from time-to-time."

"Interesting...now we move onto Bridgette. Your thoughts on her?"

"Well, I'm probably the first guy here to admit that I do not like her. Back on the island, all she did was either admire Geoff or chat it up with Courtney. And while she claims she's the 'peacekeeper', she did NOTHING to stop Duncan and Geoff tormenting me! Honestly, Sadie did much more even if the cameras never showed it. Bridgette was a fairly easy choice for the first boot in Action as she was too busy making out with Geoff. Not even I was that distracted by romance and I did put my all into the competition. World Tour was her worst season as she outright CHEATED on her boyfriend! I decided not to speak with her after the show ended."

"Ah, a critic of the popular surfer girl. Let's move from one blonde to another. Your thoughts on Lindsay?"

"Well...we didn't really talk much, even in stuff like Island or Action. But I did pity on how she was used by Heather in the first season and it wasn't until she lost that she saw Heather's true colors. Action definitely was better for her. She really let her creativity shine, like in the horror movie challenge where she picked non-screamer Beth as the killer or how she solved the murder-mystery challenge. Sadly, a simple goof got her cut. World Tour didn't improve her luck, as she was on the doomed Team Victory and the tie-breaker was basically rigged against her. And it was kinda sad to see her call it quits by the time All Stars premiered. I heard she's doing well now, so I'm a bit relieved for that news."

"Let's move onto our next person, shall we?" Harold smiled a little at DJ's photo. "Still the gentle giant like he was back then," he began. "Though I'll admit we didn't start out on good terms. He joined Duncan's gang and tormented me with the whole underwear shtick. But UNLIKE Duncan or even Geoff, DJ actually stopped the awful pranks and he even confessed about feeling bad for the stuff he did to me. After that, we worked fairly well together, like in Action and World Tour. I was shocked about his deal with Chef in Action, but he was quickly forgiven since Chef most likely forced him into it. And him getting that curse in Egypt really brought his luck down. I heard he's doing good now and we even share our relationship stuff whenever we meet up."

"So another claiming DJ found someone," Josh thought. "You're really hyping up his interview. Now, since you mentioned dislike for Bridgette, I'm guessing you feel similar with Geoff?"

"You would be correct. He was another one of Duncan's goons and was worse than DJ was. He didn't let up nor felt bad about picking on me. I heard he got EVEN WORSE in Action's Aftermath show and actually became a Chris clone. I tried to pay him no mind during World Tour's Aftermath show but even I felt bad about Bridgette getting sent to Siberia. His revenge against Blainley was...well...somewhat understandable. I heard he got on that spin-off show, but I didn't really pay it any mind. Overall, I'm indifferent towards him."

"We'll save Leshawna for later, but now comes the juiciest part so far. Your thoughts on...Duncan?" Harold scowled at the name. "He is THE WORST!" he yelled out. "Ever since day one, he picked on me and threatened me and even made me pee my pants FOR NO REASON! Even worse was the fact that he roped most of the Bass against me because he was the 'cool bad boy'. He also shrugged away my great feats like winning the dodgeball challenge and sweeping the talent show. The underwear thing was also bad. I mean, he left me NAKED in front of ALL THE GIRLS! That's way too far!"

"But you soon got payback by rigging the votes against Courtney," Josh pointed out.

"I did, but unfortunately, I also knew that I was doomed the next time the Bass lost. But I figured there was no point being a sore loser about it, so I left with my head held high. Plus, I did get a kiss from Leshawna..."

"That was in Island. Action practically highlighted you and Duncan's feud even more."

"Things were even worse between us in Action. His bullying got even more relentless. Even with DJ and Leshawna stepping in to try and help, it didn't stop. Gwen and Heather paid it no mind, mainly because Gwen was friendly towards Duncan and Heather was just...Heather. I tried to not be petty and be the bigger man, but Duncan kept egging it on! I mean, I don't ask for much; just a little respect from my teammates. But he ALWAYS shot me down! It came to the point where I had to pressure him to admit he respected my strategies and skills, like in the war movie. When Leshawna requested I work with Duncan in an alliance, I was taken aback and tried to protest, but she insisted it would do us good. But once the merge hit, we both agreed that it was fruitless."

"After Leshawna was booted, did things calm down with you and Duncan."

"I wish. Honestly, I would've loved to boot him off in the fairy tale challenge, but I'm pretty sure Chris and the producers wanted to keep him in until the finale, so they turfed Justin instead. We tried to boot Duncan again, but a simple slip-up ended up getting Lindsay booted. Honestly, there should've been a revote regarding that. When me and Duncan were partnered for the kung-fu challenge, I tried keeping my cool, but he pushed me over the limit when he insulted Leshawna. That was the last straw that made me sock him in the face and grab victory for myself. After I was unfairly voted off, I also made sure to give him a bit of humiliation before Chef dragged me off. Luckily, we didn't interact much since he quit and I got booted early. Overall, I still dislike that punk and when I heard he got sent to prison, I honestly felt like celebrating."

"Talk about holding a grudge."

"A rightful grudge. Can we please move on now?"

"Fine, fine. Next comes Heather, the girl who flashed her boobs at you."

"By ACCIDENT, mind you. But it was quite a sight. Despite some of her more despicable moves like reading Gwen's diary to the world or kissing Trent or betraying Lindsay in the bike challenge, I did understand she was simply trying her best to win. In Action, we kinda had one of those brother-sister bonds where we sometimes get on each other's nerves but still had a bit of care for each other."

"I think you mentioned once that she was attractive..." Josh thought.

"No!" Harold protested. "Well...maybe a bit, but Leshawna has her beat. Plus, her personality can drive most suitors away."

"So if you had a tight bond with Heather, why vote her off?"

"It was best from a strategical point of view. She would've dominated the merge if we let her get that far, so we decided to boot her before that could happen. And she was kinda impressed by our play, too. In World Tour, we didn't speak much since we were on different teams and my early boot, but there's no denying that World Tour was her best season. Honestly, it should've been her and Cody, not her and Alejandro. But when it came time for the Final Two, I supported Heather out of genuine respect. After our runs on the show, we still kept in touch, and I was even invited to her wedding with Alejandro."

"Wow. I...wasn't honestly expecting that. Now we move onto Gwen."

"I'm kinda neutral on her, though it's hard not to feel bad for her. She was picked on by Heather in Island, forced to turn against her team after the Trent scandal in Action, became wrapped up in the love triangle in World Tour and the mess that was All Stars. Honestly, she was dealt a bad hand each time, but I do admire her trying to make the best of it each time, like with the ant prank. That was so cool. But I can't really say we were close."

"Eh, makes sense. Now onto the next person." Harold looked at Owen's photo. "The guy was pretty cool in Island," he began, "And I admire that he simply came to have a good time. But his time on the show became to be a bit of a bad thing, as he was brought back to be Chris's spy. When I first found out, I was pretty pissed and decided to vote him. But after I was eliminated, I learned that he only took the mole job to get his family out of debt. After Action ended, we buried the hatchet on that. World Tour didn't have much more, but we can still be friendly whenever we meet up."

"Okay," Josh replied. "Now, since you're close to Cody, I assume you have a bit of bad blood with Sierra, correct?"

"She was pretty creepy and stalker-ish during World Tour. I pitied Cody for having to go through that. If Team Amazon had lost more elimination challenges, there would be no doubt that she would've been swiftly kicked off. Cody claims that he had Sierra go to therapy after All Stars and that she's better, but I have my doubts about her reformation."

"Now we move onto Alejandro, who was responsible for your early elimination in World Tour."

"For as much as he claims about honor, he sure doesn't uphold it. Between getting Bridgette to cheat, tricking DJ with that curse stuff, getting Tyler to spill the beans about the love triangle, messing with Leshawna's head...it's surprising that he even made it to the finale without many people suspecting something was wrong. Though I suppose he had the advantage of being the new guy at his favor. But even after that, I can at least try to be respectful around him whenever we meet in public. Doesn't mean I like him, though."

"Finally for the original cast, your love interest Leshawna. Tell me, what made you fall for her after you called her big and loud on the first day?"

"I guess her looks and personality won me over. I admired how she wasn't afraid to speak her mind and stand up for the little guy. It was about after the dodgeball challenge that I started sending her those poems and she really seemed to admire them. I was a bit bashful to admit that I wrote the poems, but after I got eliminated, I decided to confess as I thought it would be my last chance...and she gave me a kiss on the lips! I could die happy right there and then."

"But Leshawna broke it off after the first season. Said you two went too fast."

"And I did understand why she decided on that. You see, unlike most of the couples on the show, we actually talk out our problems like civilized folks. And we did agree to take things nice and easy."

"What about after hearing about the spa day stuff?"

"I was a bit hurt, but I also don't blame her for wanting a break from all the drama in Action. Still, she could've simply asked us to give her the spa day and I would've agreed to it. She didn't have to trick us into giving it to her. And I already mentioned how Courtney got into my head and got me to vote off Leshawna, but I was just glad Leshawna didn't hold any hard feelings."

"Did anything change during World Tour?"

"We did have a few bickers about our world-touring, but I was just so excited to see these places! After she joined me in the Aftermath, we talked a bit more and by the time the season ended, we had made our relationship official. A few years later, we talked about having kids, but it turns out Leshawna's unable to have any of her own. I then suggested adoption, and I saw her eyes light up like diamonds. We're still waiting for the papers to go through, which I hope happens soon."

"Who would've thought one of the more oddball couples could be one of the sweetest?" Josh chuckled. "Okay, two questions left. Did you meet with the other two gens?"

"From the second cast, I connected with Sam and Cameron, fellow geeks ourselves," Harold noted. "From Cameron, I was introduced to Scarlett, though I'm very wary of her after I heard about her exploits on her season. Out of the third cast, I only spoke with Beardo and Leonard. Leonard, Sam and I actually have some LARPing shindigs from time to time that are really fun."

"Last question: what do you think of the new cast?"

"I quite admire Damien and Millie a lot, but I honestly don't pay much attention to Total Drama anymore."

"Thank you for your time, Harold. I suppose it wasn't as bad or annoying as I thought it was."

"Annoying? GOSH! You can be such a critic sometimes." Harold left the studio. "Let's see who's next," Josh murmured as he glanced at the papers. "Oh. The nine guy."

The lovable dweeb is done! So, I tried to do my best with the cast and have both some good spots, such as his friendship with Heather and burying the hatchet with DJ and Owen, but he also has some bad spots, like with Geoff and Bridgette and ESPECIALLY Duncan. I also decided to make him and Leshawna an official couple after all this time and even trying to adopt a child.

Next comes the chill musician with his lucky number being nine. Until next time, this is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy and have a good day! Oh, and don't forget to support the US release of the new season of Total Drama tomorrow!