warning, implied spanking in this chapter

Chapter 9

Neox walked into the kitchen for breakfast, looking like he usually did, except for the fact that he was grinning broadly. The boy sat at the table and grabbed a box of cereal. Calixa was normally at least an hour late for breakfast, though today she would be even longer because she was setting up their trap for the tattletale member, Roxas. The blonde had gotten him in trouble, and it was time for revenge.

The certain light wielder came in that morning, and sat in his usual seat, between Neox and Xion. He did as he did every morning and smiled at them greeting cheerfully, "Morning."

"Good morning Roxas," Xion greeted smiling back.

"Whatever…" Neox growled at him.

Roxas winched, knowing exactly why he got that reply. Xion stared at them, "Did something happen?"

"I'll tell you later," Roxas muttered to the girl.

The girl shrugged, and continued eating her diet cereal, which most of the members except the female ones found disgusting. It was something called sugar coated mini wheat's. Neox described the taste as paper with dirt sprinkled on it. Finally after pretty much everyone was finished Calixa walked in. "Number sixteen, you are late. Later than usual," Xemnas old her coolly, looking up from his morning paper.

"Sorry, I um… fell off the bed and landed in some dust… so I needed an extra hour," the red head replied.

"Oh brother," Roxas rolled his eyes.

Calixa glared at him, then she and Neox shared at look. Seeing this, Roxas suddenly become worried. He had lately been watching his back, looking for any sort of sign of a prank. So far nothing. After breakfast he headed back to his room where he intended to stay until dinner. The blonde walked down the hallway, wondering why he didn't just portal there, when he noticed a large cage sitting in the middle of the hallway.

He stared at it, and then laughed, "Seriously is that the best they can do. haha What do they think I am stupid?"

"Why yes, yes we do," Neox said, stepping from behind the cage.

Roxas jumped with surprise, and turned to look at the boy. "Nice to see you number thirteen," He grinned evilly.

The blonde backed away, "Look I really sorry-"

"Shut up! Sorry doesn't remove what you did! So you're gonna pay!"

Roxas created a portal and was about to jump though, but that was before he saw Neox hold up a book. "Hey what are you doing with my journal?"

"Oh nothing…" he opened it clearing his throat, "Ahem. Oh look at this poem-"

"Gimmie that!" Roxas jumped at Neox trying to grab the book.

Neox jumped over him, making Roxas fly right into the cage, then Calixa shut it with a clang. The two younger members high fived, and began to leave. "Ha, ha, guys," Roxas said with fake laughter. "Now come on let me out."

"Oh no, don't think so," Neox said.

"Seriously, this is the best you can do. I think you guys lost your touch."

They glared, "If you think this is then end of the prank, try standing up," Calixa suggested.

Roxas did try, and found that there was glue at the bottom of the cage. He looked up to yell at them some very unfriendly words, but they were already gone. The blonde started to panic, "Help! Somebody help!" he called

Unfortunately, he was alone. The rest of the organization was in the grey room, on missions, or enjoying their day off. With a sigh, he decided to just wait it out. What could they possibly do?

"Well that was fun," Neox was saying as they walked town the hallway.

"Yeah…" Calixa replied sounding almost disappointed, "But this isn't enough, we need to make him pay!"

"Yeah, I know. I got the perfect idea," Neox told her.

"What are you thinking?" Calixa asked him.

Neox went down the hallway with the red head hot on his heels. He entered the kitchen, headed toward the refrigerator, opened it, and took out a large red item. Calixa smirked, "I think I know what you're getting at. But how are we gonna frame him?"

"Easy, we put them in just before they serve it. Fill Roxas's bowl first, and put the peppers in the rest of it," Neox replied as if it should have been obvious.

Later on at dinner, the whole Organization was at the long kitchen table waiting as Xaldin placed there individually marked bowls in front of there owner. Neox and Calixa exchanged a nervous look, as there bowls were handed to them. Neither wanted to try there dinner, but they knew that they had to so that that they wouldn't get blamed. It would look fishy if everyone tried there stew but them.

"You first," Neox whispered to her.

"Me? It was your idea," Calixa hissed back.

"Yeah… but your older."

"Ok, on the count of three we'll both try it," Calixa compromised.

"Ok…" Neox reluctantly agreed. "One..."

"Two..."

"Three."

Both dipped there spoons in the stew, and Neox ate his but Calixa didn't. The silver haired boy started coughing, as did most members. "How was it?" Calixa whispered to Neox?

"Y-You jerk-" he coughed out.

Roxas who had finally been released from the cage, looked them all with confusion. His stew seemed all right.

"Heheheheh, mine is just fine," Roxas smiled. For this, he received a glare from every member of the organization. The blonde gulped, this couldn't be good. Axel lifted him by his hood. "A-Axel I didnt do it," Roxas told him shaking with fear.

"Roxas, where were you when the food was being made?" Axel asked, growling in anger

"Um... I was locked in a cage," he inwardly kicked himself. It sounded like a poor excuse for a cover up.

"Number eight, please properly discipline Number Thirteen," Xemnas ordered, drinking down glass after glass of water.

"No Axel! It wasn't me!" Roxas protested as the red headed fire wilder dragged him out of the room.

Neox and Calixa both smirked in their minds, but didn't dare do it for anyone to see. They high fived each other under the table, being careful to keep poker faces.

A few hours later, Roxas was lying on his stomach on his bed, tears still falling form his eyes. A knock at his door alerted him, "Go away!" he buried his face in the pillow.

The door opened anyway and in walked two figures. The blonde tried to ignore them, "Why, hello Roxas~" came Neox's smirking voice.

"Go away, I hate you!"

"Aww you don't mean that?" Neox asked, patting him on the back.

"Axel spanked me with a belt. I've never gotten the belt before! I didn't even do it!"

"Yeah, I got spanked with a belt too. Hurts a lot don't it?" Neox told him.

"But you deserved it… you almost killed Larxene!"

"WHO CARES?" Neox roared at him. "NOBODY LIKES LARXENE!"

"Its still wrong!" Roxas roared back then threw a pillow at him. "Get the f- out of my room!"

At that moment, Axel just happened to walk in. Neox whimpered as soon as he saw the older member. "W-we were just trying to help..." he whimpered, seeming on the verge of tears.

"Roxas!" Axel yelled at the blonde.

"Oh man... Axel you don't understand-" Roxas didn't finish his sentence, for he burst into tears at the injusticeness.

Axel lifted him up, "Neox, Calixa. Go. I need to have a talk with Roxas."

They both shuffled out quickly. "Wow! Double the revenge!" Neox laughed as soon as they were off of that floor.

"Yes, revenge is sweet," Calixa agreed.

The two then left to their respective rooms, feeling very satisfied with themselves. Though what they didn't realize was that there little tattle tale keyblade wielder was already thinking of intimate revenge. Later that night, Neox was in his bed room sound asleep. Suddenly a loud sound sounded. BEEP-BEEP-BEEP!

He sat up with a start, and looked around, summoning his keyblade. After a moment he realized that it was an alarm clock. He looked at his clock and it read 1:00am "What the hell!" He picked it up examining it closely, "What the hell is with this stupid thing."

It was then that he realized it wasn't his alarm clock. Grumbling loudly he followed the sound until he found it on his shelf. It wasn't his alarm clock, so what was it doing in here. He picked it up and then turned it off. Too tied to figure out what happened, he decided to deal with it tomorrow. So he went back to bed. Suddenly it went off again, RING- RING- RING!

"AHHH!" he bolted upright and looked around. The clock read 1:45am, "What the...? I just… the hell...?"

After a brief search, he found a completely different alarm clock hidden under his bed. "What's going on here?" he mumbled to himself before shrugging and chucking it at the wall making it turns off, and slumping back into bed. A total of 12 different alarm clocks went off in his room anywhere between every half hour to an hour all though the night, and each alarm clock was hidden somewhere in his room.

While Neox was dealing with this, Larxene was in her room, wide awake and watching TV. She was no longer in intensive care but still on the disabled list; at a glance over at her dresser, she noticed something weird. Standing up and walking over to her dresser, she picked up a book and noticed the lock on her diary had been picked. In the pages were a long piece of hair. She only knew one nobody with carrot colored hair.

Face turned beat red, she stormed out of her room and down the hall, not noticing Roxas hiding behind the plant near the door of Calixa's room as she pounded on it. A yelp sounded from inside, and Larxene kept pounding the door. After a moment a half asleep Calixa opened the door. "Caszina emperaio?" a foreign language fell from her mouth confusing both Roxas and Larxene.

The Savage Nymph recovered quickly, and grabbed Calixa by the collar and lifted her into the air. "Mess with MY diary will ya?" Larxene yelled stomping into the girls room and closing the door.

Roxas ginned evilly, as he listened. "W-wait! Larxene! I didn't do anything! N-no! Not the wet willie! E-ewwwww! Oh no... no no! Larxene please! For kingdom hearts' sake not the wedgie! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Calixa's screams came from inside the room. Roxas had a hand over his mouth trying to suppress his giggles.

The next morning Calixa didn't even show up for breakfast, though Xion saw steam coming out from the bottom of her door, along with the sound of the shower running. Neox looked exhausted from being woken up all night long, he had his head facedown in front of his plate of food. "What do you look so happy about, I thought Axel skinned you twice yesterday?" Xion asked a smirking Roxas.

"Oh don't worry, I'm feeling much better," He smirked at Neox, even though he knew the boy didn't even notice.

Neox was snoring with his head down, that is until Zexion hit him lightly in the head with a rolled up newspaper. He sat up, "'M not hungry zexshion..." he said, speech a bit slurred. He got up and walked out, heading to Calixa's room.

Once on arrival, he knocked on her door, and she opened in after a moment. "Come in..." she told him, walking oddly toward the bed.

The boy coughed as steam surrounded him. Her entire room was filled with hot steam. "Why are you walking that way?"

She growled in her throat, replying darkly, "Roxas!"

"What did he do?"

"He somehow sicked Larxene on me!"

"So... about the walking, and the more intense than usual shower…?" Neox asked raising his eyebrows at her.

"She came into my room and... did a lot of stuff!" the red head replied hesitantly, a blush tinting her cheeks.

"Like what?" Neox persisted.

"Like giving me a wedgie..."

Neox pointed to the shower, now knowing why she was walking weird. "And… gave me a wet willie!"

"Yuck!"

"So did Roxas do anything to you?" Calixa gently sat herself down on the bed.

"Yeah... he set up a dozen alarm clocks in my room so they go off every half hour or so. I didn't get any sleep until 5am..." Neox replied darkly.

The girl growled, "Oh he's done it now. This means WAR!"

Neox nodded, "So what should we do to him..."

"Leave that to me," Calixa grinned.

Some time later, Roxas was walking down the hall with Xion. "I haven't seem you much," Xion was saying. "What have you been up too?"

"Nothing, just a lot of having fun."

"Without me?" Xion pouted jokingly.

"You wouldn't have found it much fun."

"What is this fun, exactly?"

"Oh nothing-WAAAAAAAH!" Roxas was cut off as he stepped into a rope trap, being sent into the air, covered in glue and birdseeds before falling and being coated with breadcrumbs.

Xion gasped and covered her mouth in shock. But when he stood up, she suddenly started blushing a lot. Roxas was confused until it hit him. "Feeling a draft, Roxas?" Calixa's voice said, laughing hard. He turned and saw her and Neox laughing hard at his misfortune. Looking down at himself he saw that he was in his boxers, and blushed madly. Though it wasn't as bad as how much Xion blushing. She finally just ran off, and Roxas turned glaring at the girl.

The two kids waved and left. "Bye, bye Roxas~" They said in a sing-song voice.

"I must get revenge..." Roxas said to himself.

Over the next few weeks, a prank war had broken out. The three of them were going at each other. After a few days, the adults had figured it out. "Should we do something about it?" Axel asked while he was discussing it with Zexion.

"Of course we should!" the Cloaked Schemer replied.

Axel nodded. "I'll handle Roxas."

"Right, I'll take care of the other two."

Both adults nodded, and went to go deal with this problem. The next day Neox was lying in his bed, on his stomach of course. Calixa was sitting next to him, trying to make him feel better. "Hey it was worth it..."

Neox glared at her, sniffling "Why do you never get punished?"

"Um... I'm good at sweet talking?" she smiled innocently.

"Whatever…" the door opened at that moment, and both looked in that direction to see who it was.

It was Axel, who had a sniffling Roxas in front of him, "Ok Roxas you got something to tell them?" Axel asked.

"I-I-I'm sorry…" the older boy nearly whispered.

"Good," Axel replied.

Calixa looked at Neox then looked at them and sighed, "We're sorry too... aren't we Neox?"

The boy hesitated a moment, but at a crisp smack to his punished behind given by Calixa he gave in. "Ouch! Yeah- we're sorry."

Axel smiled, "Ok Rox, go back to your room."

The blonde did so, and axel left shortly after that, but not before giving them a small lecture. Later on they were all at the dinner table. Neox and Roxas obviously had problems sitting, as they both shifted uncomfortable in there chairs. The blonde light wielder was looking at Calixa with curiosity, "Hey Neox, did you know that Calixa can speak two languages?" he asked the younger boy.

Neox looked at him with shocked confusion, "She can?"

"Yeah, when I first pulled the pranks on you guys, Larxene woke her up and she spoke something that wasn't English."

"Hmm... weird."

They both looked at Calixa with raised eyebrows. She instantly noticed. "What?"

"Why didn't you tell us that you can speak two languages?" Neox asked.

"What are you talking about, I only know English," Calixa replied giving them a weird look.

Neox looked to Roxas. The blonde had his eyebrows raised, "What she said wasn't English," he whispered.

"What did she say?"

"How am I supposed to know, I couldn't understand it?"

"What did it sound like?"

"Like nothing I've ever heard before, actually never mind. It kinda sounded like the language I hear when I watch movies about those desert lands like Egypt and Israel."

"Oh?" They both looked at Calixa again wit furrowed eyebrows.

Hmm, now what could be going on with Calixa...

Here's chapter 9 hope you enjoyed. Alarm Clock prank was inspired by somthing mentioned in one of Xanrivash's stories.