It was now night and everyone except Nami was asleep due to the bugs.

Chef Pee Pee had arrived at the mansion after going to a Taylor Swift concert. He only went there because his date insisted in it and he hated every second of her music.

"Alright guys, I'm back! Hope you didn't starve without my food!" He said as he entered the living room and saw the commotion.

His jaw dropped. "...F*ck?! WHY THE F*CK ARE THERE SO MANY BUGS?!" He yelled, barely able to speak due to shock.

The bugs tried to get on top of him, but failed since he was a puppet and therefore didn't have legs.

Announcer, reading the new playgirl magazine, then noticed Chef Pee Pee was there and talked. "Oh hi there Chef. Sorry for the mess I made, I'll clean it up quickly!"

He then lit a match and threw it on the floor. Soon, all the bugs burned in literal seconds and the contestants were left unharmed.

"Uh, what the hell?" Greg asked as he faintly woke up on the floor. "I felt like I died!"

Soon, everyone else woke up from their trance, maybe a bit dizzy, but still in good shape.

"That princess dared to attack me! She shall be punished immediately!" King Knight demanded.

"I mean, I was playing the game, what's wrong with that?" She responded.

"Daisy girl is right, Rolf sees no issue with her strategy!" Rolf adds.

"Hmph! Whatever, thy shall go do something else!" Said King Knight as he went off on his own.

Announcer grabbed both Greg & Owen with his claws. "You two are coming with me. I did a daily medical check up while you were asleep and both of you are HIV positive, so you'll be temporarily taken out of the game to treat you."

"What" Come on, I'm not gay! Eggman, you son of a bitch!" Greg yelled in frustration.

"What? It's not my fault your meat is so tasty to beat." Eggman said.

"I have no idea what they're talking about, and honestly, I really don't want to know." Trucy remarked.

"Enough is enough, time for you two to go." Announcer said before he used a beam to teleport Greg & Owen.

"I hope Owen makes it out quickly, it would be a shame to see him go so soon." Nemona sadly said.

"Since you're all going to sleep anyway, I decided to make that quicker." Announcer, well, announced by throwing a grenade with sleeping gas in the room, causing everyone but his robotic self to fall asleep.


It was now 7:AM and everyone started to wake up.

"Whaaaa...what happened?" Jesse wondered as he woke up and saw that Nami was somehow in the same position she was before. "Damn, what the hell is it with her?"

"I say we focus more on the guy who put us to sleep twice for no reason!" Marvin complains. "God, can my life get any worse?!"

"God, can you shut up about how much your life sucks? Darling, it's very annoying." Ljudmila told him.

"Whatever. Over night we've got exactly 4 voters who voted for 2 people each, and the two with the most votes will be up for elimination!"

"Only 4? Are we sure this show is even all that popular?" Nemona asked.

"How can it not be with how sexy I am?! Or maybe the anti wokes don't like an eggender queer person!" Eggman complains.

"Are you just making up brand new gender identities to feel special?" Trucy asked him. "Cause' if so, that's a little pathetic."

"WHY YOU-"

Announcer took out his megaphone. "FROM NOW ON, IF YOU TRY TO TALK ABOUT LEFTWING POLITICS AGAIN EGGMAN, I WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE YOU FROM THE GAME!"

"But it's Pride Month!"

"IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW YOU WILL BE ARRESTED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT!"

"F-Fine!"

Announcer lowered the megaphone and began to discuss the votes. "Ok, now, Chef Pee Pee, show the votes!"

Chef Pee Pee grabbed the remote and turned on the TV, showing the first vote came from one G-Man 2.0.

"G-Man 2.0 voted for GLaDOS because I "basically killed her", which, I honestly have no idea what he's talking about. He also voted for Eggman for not having immunity any more."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!"

"Oh my Arceus can you shut your fuckin' mouth you loco!" Nemona angrily told him off.

"Wow eggboy, you pissed Nemona off, that's got to be some kind of achievement right there." Trucy snarked.

"I HAVEN'T IDENTIFIED AS A MAN SINCE 5 MINUTES AGO!"

Chef Pee Pee threw a frying pan at Eggman and knocked him out.

"Much better. Ok, let's move on with the votes now." He said.

"The next one comes from the guy behind Battle For Total Drama: A Total Drama Story known as HaplessGaming. He voted Eggman again because he's unfunny."

"Sounds about right. It's like he wants to annoy us to death." Jesse remarked.

"And also Owen, even though he is immune, so his vote won't count. Some guy named Eduardo voted but since he doesn't have an account his votes won't be counted."

"What do people have against him anyway? He's like the nicest guy here." Dum wondered.

"Well he is getting on my nerves with how much food he grabs from the kitchen in the middle of the night!" Chef Pee Pee complained about Owen.

"That's kinda in poor taste, considering Owen isn't even here." Daisy said.

"Whatever. The last vote is from someone named, I think at the very least, Christophe20538, who voted for Eggman because he pissed on the moon once and King Knight because he...got first out of the challenge-actually, I'm going to ignore his vote simply because of how utterly stupid that vote reason was."

"But you can't just not count a vote for that reason! The Old Country traditions book explicitly tells you not to do that!" Rolf protested.

"I don't care. Eggman & GLaDOS both have 2 votes, and since Owen is immune, I guess Greg is up for elimination as well. None of the 3 know this, but again, I don't care."